Raug the Dwarf: meh.She always looked like Skeletor farked a Gremlin. I'm sure he could do a lot better.
The_Sponge: Raug the Dwarf: meh.She always looked like Skeletor farked a Gremlin. I'm sure he could do a lot better.Fark is not your personal 1980s fan fiction erotica site.
busy chillin': It's gonna be hard on him for a while now.
The All-Powerful Atheismo: I wonder how he'll ever get over this.Probably by sleeping on his huge pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
theorellior: Johnny Depp could be wading in hot and cold running pussy if he wished, I'm not gonna be too sad about this development.
Onkel Buck: He should do the movie I had an idea for. Its just Johnny Depp and John Cusack sitting around somking cigarettes and talking shiat. It's titled COOL.
Zombie DJ: I was meh about him lately, but his cameo in 21 Jump Street had me in tears.
TravisBickle62: Dude got paid $50 million to do the last Pirates movie, even after taxes that's a crapload of money.He can go on a World Pussy Tour.
skinink: Edward Bachelorhands
BalugaJoe: She could date Greico.
LesserEvil: I think this guy is willing to jump in to help her get over the relationship.[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x560]
Balchinian: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x856][screencrave.com image 570x343]Case closed.
jaytkay: Balchinian: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x856][screencrave.com image 570x343]Case closed.zomg taht's not right
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