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cameroncrazy1984		2012-06-19 11:02:56 AM

Pass.

Vodka Zombie		2012-06-19 11:07:44 AM

9beers: cameroncrazy1984: Pass.

You do seem more like a 'Rock of Ages' kind of person.

Well, to be fair, Katy Perry has a new movie coming out, and it's all about... Katy Perry.

WTF Indeed		2012-06-19 11:14:43 AM

9beers: That scene on the catwalk looks so goddamn awesome. Bane is such a boss.

So how is summer vacation going from high school?

Shostie		2012-06-19 11:18:05 AM

If the trailer is any indication, we just might be able to understand what Bane is saying, which is good.

poonesfarm		2012-06-19 11:37:21 AM

"Mister Wayne..."

Looks to me like that grate in front of Batman traps him in there with Bane.

JerseyTim		2012-06-19 11:37:27 AM

I can't wait for the movie so I can see the one scene at the 43 minute mark that I haven't seen already.

big_pth		2012-06-19 11:40:33 AM

9beers: WTF Indeed: So how is summer vacation going from high school?

It's called retirement. You know, something you might get to experience when you're 70.

You sir, are mean spirited and vicious.

+1

Doctor Funkenstein		2012-06-19 12:19:27 PM

9beers: That scene on the catwalk looks so goddamn awesome. Bane is such a boss.

This. It looks like Batman might get his ass handed to him on that catwalk. I'm going to watch the shiat out of this movie.

BTW, you are enjoyable outside of the politics thread.

alwaysjaded		2012-06-19 12:22:03 PM

It's kind of odd that there is so many different trailers being released. Nolan movies usually get just two trailers and a whole lot of silence. Is WB hurting for money that bad?

I haven't watched anything since the second trailer was released and I'm not clicking that link. I want to go in fresh. It has been damn near impossible during the NBA Finals with them showing a trailer every commercial break. I'm getting whiplash from turning my head.

/ can't farking wait until July

poonesfarm		2012-06-19 12:22:43 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: 9beers: That scene on the catwalk looks so goddamn awesome. Bane is such a boss.

This. It looks like Batman might get his ass handed to him on that catwalk. I'm going to watch the shiat out of this movie.

BTW, you are enjoyable outside of the politics thread.

I'm pretty sure this fight leads up to the "why didn't you just kill me?" "Your punishment must be more severe" lines from the other trailer.

/already got my IMAX tickets.

Doctor Funkenstein		2012-06-19 12:33:47 PM

alwaysjaded: It's kind of odd that there is so many different trailers being released. Nolan movies usually get just two trailers and a whole lot of silence. Is WB hurting for money that bad?

I haven't watched anything since the second trailer was released and I'm not clicking that link. I want to go in fresh. It has been damn near impossible during the NBA Finals with them showing a trailer every commercial break. I'm getting whiplash from turning my head.

/ can't farking wait until July

Isn't it supposed to have like a 2h45m running time or something. I'm guessing he has endless hours of footage. I wouldn't be surprised if Nolan is trolling us all and the trailers are all footage that hit the cutting room floor and when we get to the theater the whole thing is stuff none of us have seen.

-CSB
I'm actually in the crowd at the football game scene. Those dudes took footage of every possible thing that they could while they were there. It was farking awesome. Bonus: Hines Ward rode on top of a tumbler on the field (He was just dicking around so that's not a spoiler or anything.) Still cool as tits, though. Also, Bill Cowher nearly blew himself up when he wandered across the field while they were setting up all the explosives.
-end CSB

Apos		2012-06-19 12:41:28 PM

9beers: Want
Want
Want
Want
Want
Want

What you said.

alwaysjaded		2012-06-19 12:56:11 PM

Doctor Funkenstein:

Isn't it supposed to have like a 2h45m running time or something. I'm guessing he has endless hours of footage. I wouldn't be surprised if Nolan is trolling us all and the trailers are all footage that hit the cutting room floor and when we get to the theater the whole thing is stuff none of us have seen.

Most likely. Nolan's trailers are usually vague enough to give you the jist of the story and leave some surprises. It's just a personal thing really. I love Nolan's movies and the films are one of the few things I really look forward to. I just hope this doesn't become a trend since they did the same thing with The Avengers and Prometheus.

And congrads on the movie attendance. I would love to have been there.

vernonFL		2012-06-19 01:01:39 PM

Now I have an erection.

Somacandra		2012-06-19 01:24:31 PM

RexTalionis		2012-06-19 01:57:10 PM

Catwoman's moves has a very Arkham City-ish vibe.

SlothB77		2012-06-19 02:21:47 PM

I hope they have similar score to the last one, where they use that gradually building ominous tone. The tone gets louder and more ominous and the scene gets more and more tense. Hans Zimmer. That is how you make a movie.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-06-19 02:23:39 PM

Batman the movie!?

HawgWild		2012-06-19 02:29:01 PM

The one movie I'll see in theaters this year. Unless something else is released that I want to go see.

karl2025		2012-06-19 02:33:01 PM

It doesn't look bad. Looks good, even. I just can't get excited about it.

InmanRoshi		2012-06-19 02:34:12 PM

Sweet. I'm going to feverishly break down every snip of the trailer second by second, speculate and project onto every detail in every frame and then complain that the trailer gave away too much.

imontheinternet		2012-06-19 02:36:16 PM

Behold the pure, unfathomable horror that is French Bane

HawgWild		2012-06-19 02:37:10 PM

InmanRoshi: Sweet. I'm going to feverishly break down every snip of the trailer second by second, speculate and project onto every detail in every frame and then complain that the trailer gave away too much.

I love reading these asshole bloggers who are just absolutely CONVINCED that Batman is gonna die because of what they have seen in the trailers.

You know nothing, ~~Jon Snow~~ Asshole Blogger ...

PanicAttack		2012-06-19 02:38:56 PM

Meh. That trailer was way too Michael Bay-esque for me.

Nevertheless, I'm still super excited about the movie!

Uncle Pooky		2012-06-19 02:39:13 PM

alwaysjaded: It's kind of odd that there is so many different trailers being released. Nolan movies usually get just two trailers and a whole lot of silence. Is WB hurting for money that bad?

You may have missed when "The Avengers" came out and made eleventy bajillion dollars.

tlchwi02		2012-06-19 02:40:50 PM

HawgWild: The one movie I'll see in theaters this year. Unless something else is released that I want to go see.

same here.

well, i might go see Brave. I'm a sucker for pixar movies that don't star cars in them

calbert		2012-06-19 02:42:33 PM

Joseph Gordon Valley?
Jean-Paul Levitt?

Alphax		2012-06-19 02:43:20 PM

Lots of reused footage, and less Catwoman this time..

natazha		2012-06-19 02:45:36 PM

Well, they certainly have the "dark" down pat. Guess it saves money, if no one can see the details, you don't need detail.

Master Batorium		2012-06-19 02:46:23 PM

Prometheus sucked.

mrmyxolodian		2012-06-19 02:47:45 PM

Girion47		2012-06-19 02:48:10 PM

I haven't been watching the trailers, but I do have tickets for the trilogy marathon. I'm excited.

hundreddollarman		2012-06-19 02:50:17 PM

Rwa2play		2012-06-19 02:51:28 PM

9beers: Want
Want
Want
Want
Want
Want

This.

Seriously, the best ever year for comic book based movies?

Tax Boy		2012-06-19 02:51:55 PM

imontheinternet: Behold the pure, unfathomable horror that is French Bane

I can't understand a word French Bane says. So he's just as good as Original Bane.

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-06-19 02:58:06 PM

Why does Catwoman run in a straight line from the crashing ship? It doesn't make sense.

Alphax		2012-06-19 02:58:20 PM

natazha: Well, they certainly have the "dark" down pat. Guess it saves money, if no one can see the details, you don't need detail.

It worked on Babylon 5, especially the first season. Keep it dim, and you don't see the holes.

bukketmaster		2012-06-19 02:59:48 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Batman the movie!?

What about it?
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Dr J Zoidberg		2012-06-19 03:03:48 PM

Mr.Poops		2012-06-19 03:06:52 PM

Great trailer. If this movie is anywhere near the level of Begins or The Dark Knight it will be a solid movie. I don't go into superhero movies looking for the meaning of life, but if this movie has some great action sequences, solid acting and a decent story it will be worth the time. Anne Hathaway in leather is just a bonus.

Apos		2012-06-19 03:07:30 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: [i368.photobucket.com image 552x313]

Exactly.

HawgWild		2012-06-19 03:10:43 PM

Odd Bird		2012-06-19 03:13:36 PM

9beers: WTF Indeed: So how is summer vacation going from high school?

It's called retirement. You know, something you might get to experience when you're 70.

I LOL'd

+1, and send my ball back over the fence?

gingerjet		2012-06-19 03:14:22 PM

9beers: WTF Indeed: So how is summer vacation going from high school?

It's called retirement. You know, something you might get to experience when you're 70.

Your newsletter. Want.

LordStormes		2012-06-19 03:14:58 PM

imontheinternet: Behold the pure, unfathomable horror that is French Bane

Wow. First time in history anyone has been intimidated by somebody speaking French. Gotham surrenders.

GungFu		2012-06-19 03:15:54 PM

Bane was so much cooler in Batman and Robin.

ijustwantaname		2012-06-19 03:16:16 PM

JGL @ 1:56?

GungFu		2012-06-19 03:25:04 PM

That goatse mask design rather silly.

historycat		2012-06-19 03:25:21 PM

ijustwantaname: JGL @ 1:56?

I'm thinking that if Bane cracks the cowl early on, that scene looks weird because Bruce says, "Hey this guy gave me a concussion, could I get a football helmet for the next go round?"