Ball My Children?

The Young and the Anally Raped by a Tickle Monster That Preys on Their Immature Emotions.

It's from Croatia so many of you might not be familiar with it.

The Young and the Breastless?

Amendola is a tool, which is a good thing because that means it's likely the Tickle Monster will be spending the rest of his days behind bars. But he had it wrong. Sandusky's pederasting career could be called "All My Children." The testimony at trial can be titled "As The Stomach Turns."

Ken VeryBigLiar: killershark: Although I've always wondered what they would punish the school for. Do they have rules about suspensions for breaking state or federal laws? It seems to me that the B1G and the NCAA can suspend players, teams and programs for violating their rules, but don't have any jurisdiction when it comes to punishing a school for something that is being taken care of in courts. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't remember the NCAA ever suspending a coach or player for a DUI arrest or something like that. Those suspensions are done by the athletic director of a school and, in the case of Penn State, were already doled to ...

The spectre of "lack of institutional control" (what SMU got the Death penalty for) has been raised in a few threads and frankly it's at least worth looking into if it went all the way up to Paterno, Spanier, etal. They might not find anything but why let it hang over the program if they want to start a new chapter? Not like they'll be a national power house for the next 5 years with OSU/UM and a few others already doing well in their end of the country.

But again, SMU got the death penalty for a "lack of institutional control" while severely violating NCAA rules. As far as I can tell, being a child molester is heinous and will get your a jail sentence but it isn't an NCAA violation. So I understand what you're saying -- there was in fact a crime committed by someone in the football program and was covered up by others in the football program -- but does the NCAA have the ability to punish a school for federal or state crimes or are the NCAA's punishments confined to NCAA violations? And is being sent to jail for a crime committed while employed by a football program considered an NCAA violation?

Bathia_Mapes: GoldSpider: FinFangFark: lazy submitter is lazy.

Was the article headline just too good to not copy?

Try as I might, I couldn't really improve on that. I considered goring for a "You can imagine/He fixes the cable" play, but couldn't bring it together.

/First green.
//Took me seven years.
///I'll do better next time.

And there's nothing wrong with using the article's headline in a situation like this. I agree that there was nothing you could have done to improve on it, so don't sweat it. :-)

Nah, don't go easy on the kid (for all I know subby is an 80 year old lady)...being tough on him/her is how we get better headlines.

/Go ask your mother

hp6sa: Whatever happened to the NCAA investigation of Penn State? Are they just waiting for the hubub to die down before they drop a scholarship from the football program?

The NCAA will give Toledo football the death penalty for two years to punish State Penn once Sandusky is found guilty.

Rwa2play: The mind boggles as to what he will say. "I tripped and my penis fell into his anus. 453 times. That day."

Sounds like a proctology story..."It was a million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one"

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Bare Essence (1982-1983)
Hidden Faces (1968-1969)
Never Too Young (1965-1966)
Pretty Little Liars (2010-present)

/the Australian ones are worse

rudemix: The Young and the Anally Raped by a Tickle Monster That Preys on Their Immature Emotions.

It's from Croatia so many of you might not be familiar with it.

I was gonna say...sounds foreign.