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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   Actual headline: Phone tracking device helps solve chicken wing robbery   (gwinnettdailypost.com) divider line 30
    More: Amusing, chicken wings, tracking system, chicken wing robbery, Snellville, semiautomatic pistols, robbery  
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2012-06-19 12:23:30 PM  
Wings BIATCH!!!
 
2012-06-19 12:23:34 PM  
a chickenwing robbery is no joke, subby
yes i sound fat, cause i am
 
2012-06-19 12:27:17 PM  
In before:
"Well of course the suspect was ...."
"No Photo needed..."
"Black people problems.. "
etc
 
2012-06-19 12:27:38 PM  
The dude should have planned his crime better instead of just winging it.
 
2012-06-19 12:30:27 PM  
I bet he was cute when he was twelve.
 
2012-06-19 12:36:20 PM  
I wonder how petty crimes are treated with minors. Does some savvy DA go and try to try this kid as an adult, or does it just get kicked down to juivy hall. Either way I hope this kid's parents put the whomping on his arse.
 
2012-06-19 12:39:05 PM  
Yo mang, I wuz frenz wit Shilkenwang back in the day.
He wuz aight til dat beeotch got im sprung on the cat.
Afta dat, loogout cuz a nugga gon f*ck you up, dawg.

www.streetgangs.com
 
2012-06-19 12:44:00 PM  
Just keep tracking that chicken.
 
2012-06-19 12:44:50 PM  
One of these people are going to realize how easy it is to trace stolen iPhones.
Which reminds, I think I need to find that app for my kids' iPods. Sounds like it could come in really handy!
 
2012-06-19 12:49:59 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wonder how petty crimes are treated with minors. Does some savvy DA go and try to try this kid as an adult, or does it just get kicked down to juivy hall. Either way I hope this kid's parents put the whomping on his arse.


Armed robbery is a petty crime? Well...maybe in Gwinnett County it is.
 
2012-06-19 12:50:20 PM  
tecnologia.starmedia.com

/hot
 
2012-06-19 12:54:28 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wonder how petty crimes are treated with minors. Does some savvy DA go and try to try this kid as an adult, or does it just get kicked down to juivy hall. Either way I hope this kid's parents put the whomping on his arse.


What's wrong with Option C alone? A thirteen year old doesn't need a court date, probation and a record. He needs a slap in the head and firm instructions to stop being a jerk.

/I'd kick my own 13 year old ass today
 
2012-06-19 12:55:08 PM  

ChipNASA: In before:
"Well of course the suspect was ...."
"No Photo needed..."
"Black people problems.. "
etc


And your point?
Bet this little slice of heaven is a southern baptist.
 
2012-06-19 12:56:33 PM  

Flakeloaf: LeroyBourne: I wonder how petty crimes are treated with minors. Does some savvy DA go and try to try this kid as an adult, or does it just get kicked down to juivy hall. Either way I hope this kid's parents put the whomping on his arse.

What's wrong with Option C alone? A thirteen year old doesn't need a court date, probation and a record. He needs a slap in the head and firm instructions to stop being a jerk.

/I'd kick my own 13 year old ass today


Try it - he'll shoot you (he's armed, remember?).
 
2012-06-19 12:57:07 PM  
But did he get to finish the wings?



/there's "dumb" in the water
 
2012-06-19 12:58:13 PM  
That actual headline is not particularly unusual or amusing really.
 
2012-06-19 12:58:24 PM  

Flakeloaf: What's wrong with Option C alone?


I'll bet anything that if he had parents willing to follow through with Option "C", he wouldn't have been sticking up delivery drivers to begin with... Sure, it's not always entirely the parents' fault, but most of the time it's a contributing factor.
 
2012-06-19 12:59:08 PM  

Santa's Knee: What's wrong with Option C alone? A thirteen year old doesn't need a court date, probation and a record. He needs a slap in the head and firm instructions to stop being a jerk.

/I'd kick my own 13 year old ass today

Try it - he'll shoot you (he's armed, remember?).


Also, this...
 
2012-06-19 01:12:50 PM  
Glad I recently installed Lookout so I can do the same if anybody steals my phone.
 
2012-06-19 01:21:04 PM  

Santa's Knee: ChipNASA: In before:
"Well of course the suspect was ...."
"No Photo needed..."
"Black people problems.. "
etc

And your point?
Bet this little slice of heaven is a southern baptist.


i210.photobucket.com

serenity.stfu-noob.net
 
2012-06-19 01:25:46 PM  

ChipNASA: Santa's Knee: ChipNASA: In before:
"Well of course the suspect was ...."
"No Photo needed..."
"Black people problems.. "
etc

And your point?
Bet this little slice of heaven is a southern baptist.

[i210.photobucket.com image 320x367]

[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 640x458]


Your eczema is cute when you get ruffled.
 
2012-06-19 01:37:01 PM  

Santa's Knee: ChipNASA: Santa's Knee: ChipNASA: In before:
"Well of course the suspect was ...."
"No Photo needed..."
"Black people problems.. "
etc

And your point?
Bet this little slice of heaven is a southern baptist.

[i210.photobucket.com image 320x367]

[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 640x458]

Your eczema is cute when you get ruffled.


No Probs....It's Fark. I gots a WHOLE LoTS of DIS!!!
www.goldbond.com

/and a tiny little vacuum to keep sand outta the ole vag.....

cdn.coolest-gadgets.com
 
2012-06-19 01:40:41 PM  

ChipNASA: Santa's Knee: ChipNASA: Santa's Knee: ChipNASA: In before:
"Well of course the suspect was ...."
"No Photo needed..."
"Black people problems.. "
etc

And your point?
Bet this little slice of heaven is a southern baptist.

[i210.photobucket.com image 320x367]

[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 640x458]

Your eczema is cute when you get ruffled.

No Probs....It's Fark. I gots a WHOLE LoTS of DIS!!!
[www.goldbond.com image 198x265]

/and a tiny little vacuum to keep sand outta the ole vag.....

[cdn.coolest-gadgets.com image 250x250]


Then you, sir, are
cdn1.hark.com


\Bravo
 
2012-06-19 01:47:35 PM  
And now we close this thread as me and Santa's Knee finish making out with each other. (LOL)

www.transparencyrevolution.com
/I appreciate Fark when folks "Get It"
 
2012-06-19 01:48:09 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: That actual headline is not particularly unusual or amusing really.


It ain't no thang.
 
2012-06-19 01:48:52 PM  
Ah, that's why it's redundant to call criminals dumb.

ProTip: If you're going to rob a delivery driver take the money and the food. You might be safe taking the GPS but leave the phone there.

It's because anyone worth their salt puts a tracker app on their phone.
 
2012-06-19 01:48:56 PM  

ChipNASA: And now we close this thread as me and Santa's Knee finish making out with each other. (LOL)

[www.transparencyrevolution.com image 460x460]
/I appreciate Fark when folks "Get It"


Stealin' this for FB.
 
2012-06-19 02:00:22 PM  
i158.photobucket.com

Rendering...
 
2012-06-19 02:57:31 PM  

tukatz: But did he get to finish the wings?



/there's "dumb" in the water


i know! it's killing me. did he get to nom? did he nom a few and someone else got the 'evidence'? enquiring minds want to know

/yes, i'm fat.
//fat and disgusting
 
2012-06-19 03:17:23 PM  
Around here (san Francisco) phones are stolen all the time-usually from clueless teens using phones on the bus or walking down the street-I hear gangs swipe clean the phones instantly so tracking software doesn't work
 
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