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(WorldNetDaily)   "Well, this birther thing isn't working like it should." "We need to try something new." "How about we say Obama was raised in Singapore?" "MORTIMER YOU'RE A GENIUS"   (wnd.com) divider line 117
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2012-06-19 10:03:31 AM
Jerome Corsi, living proof that even when there's nothing but a bloody pile of pulp and feathers, you can still keep f*cking that chicken.
 
2012-06-19 10:17:17 AM
These people are clearly unhinged.
 
2012-06-19 10:17:38 AM
STILL HAD A MOTHER WHO WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
 
2012-06-19 10:57:14 AM
At last the truth comes out.
 
2012-06-19 10:57:36 AM
Sometimes I wish the Internet never existed. Then all the crazy conspiracy people would back in the fringe where they belong instead of taking up space that would be better used for cat pictures.
 
2012-06-19 11:02:39 AM
In 2006, after Obama was elected U.S. senator, Vanity Fair republished the article and added an editor's note.

The note offers no explanation of why the original article stated Obama was raised in Singapore.

It declares, next to the Singapore reference, "We should have said Indonesia."


So...am I supposed to be outraged that Vanity Fair didn't fact check the first time around? I mean, yeah, it's a publication of some note, but still, it's just a magazine.
 
2012-06-19 11:09:47 AM

mitchcumstein1: am I supposed to be outraged that Vanity Fair didn't fact check


Fact Checking ended in the 1970s.
 
2012-06-19 11:17:49 AM

unlikely: mitchcumstein1: am I supposed to be outraged that Vanity Fair didn't fact check

Fact Checking ended in the 1970s.


I blame feminism.
 
2012-06-19 11:23:17 AM

Diogenes: unlikely: mitchcumstein1: am I supposed to be outraged that Vanity Fair didn't fact check

Fact Checking ended in the 1970s.

I blame feminism.


I blame the civil rights movement, disco, and abortion.
 
2012-06-19 11:24:10 AM
WE GET IT.

HE'S BLACK.
 
2012-06-19 11:28:07 AM

vygramul: I blame the civil rights movement, disco, and abortion.


You said "abortion" twice.
 
2012-06-19 12:12:33 PM
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2012-06-19 12:13:22 PM

Diogenes: vygramul: I blame the civil rights movement, disco, and abortion.

You said "abortion" twice.


*snert*
 
2012-06-19 12:15:01 PM
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/but remember: TOTALLY about his policies!!
 
2012-06-19 12:17:40 PM
I was really hoping that at some point we'd hit the bottom of the pool of stupidity, but sadly it seems to be infinite.
 
2012-06-19 12:18:27 PM

ToxicMunkee: STILL HAD A MOTHER WHO WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.

 
2012-06-19 12:19:02 PM
Eh, I'm not feeling it. Singapore doesn't feel nefarious enough.
 
2012-06-19 12:19:32 PM
Ok, I'll say it. No one else seems to like this point, but:

The location of someone's birth is not correlated with their patriotism or their ability to govern effectively. It's as meaningless as categorizing people by zodiac sign.

The "natural born citizen" clause of the U.S. Constitution is an anachronism. It should be deleted by Constitutional amendment.
 
2012-06-19 12:19:47 PM
If only Republicans would put as much effort into, you know, actually making the country a better place, as they do into ad hominem attacks on our near president, the country would, you know, be a much better place.

Or not, since the Republican idea of paradise looks a lot like the first chapter of Oliver Twist.
 
2012-06-19 12:21:20 PM

logic523: The "natural born citizen" clause of the U.S. Constitution is an anachronism. It should be deleted by Constitutional amendment.


I'm looking forward to President Schwarzenegger.
 
2012-06-19 12:22:36 PM
Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said 'one can't believe impossible things.'

'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!'
 
2012-06-19 12:23:41 PM

logic523: Ok, I'll say it. No one else seems to like this point, but:

The location of someone's birth is not correlated with their patriotism or their ability to govern effectively. It's as meaningless as categorizing people by zodiac sign.

The "natural born citizen" clause of the U.S. Constitution is an anachronism. It should be deleted by Constitutional amendment.


But if we did that, then a Muslim could be elected President!
 
2012-06-19 12:25:13 PM
The pic of Obama they used just screams, "He mad"
 
2012-06-19 12:25:48 PM

meat0918: ToxicMunkee: STILL HAD A MOTHER WHO WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.

 
2012-06-19 12:26:00 PM
I heard he was raised in the Soviet Union, and trained to be the 'Yuri'.

No, that's not crazy enough. Why don't they just go full-tilt and use the Invasion of the Body Snatchers plot?
 
2012-06-19 12:29:03 PM
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Phineas J Whoopee, you're a genius!
 
2012-06-19 12:30:22 PM

tortilla burger: The pic of Obama they used just screams, "He mad"


images.t-nation.com

i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-19 12:31:53 PM
What the heck is this all ABOOT?

From the comments:

Obama (if that is his name) was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. His mom was enrolled in the University and lived in Seattle at the time (alleged) of his birth. She was seen by a friend from Mercer Island with a few weeks old baby. This friend has spoken about the reunion to reporters.
There is proof of her enrollment in the University and there is proof of her renting an apartment in Seattle. BUT no one will go to Vancouver and investigate the obvious. Why is that ? Everyone cannot be in on this scam can they? Proving it is easy and disapproving the birth site is also easy to do . Why doesn't someone prove that he was NOT born in Vancouver?
 
2012-06-19 12:31:55 PM
When asked to find Singapore on Google maps, they point to Iraq
 
2012-06-19 12:33:11 PM

t3knomanser: logic523: The "natural born citizen" clause of the U.S. Constitution is an anachronism. It should be deleted by Constitutional amendment.

I'm looking forward to President Schwarzenegger.


Spoiler : He never gets any higher then U.S. Senator.

/Now a Dragon for President . . .
 
2012-06-19 12:33:40 PM
Serious question:

Is there anyone out there - ANYONE who doesn't rely on WND as a source of legitimate news - who would be upset if someone walked up to Jerome Corsi and proceeded to beat the ever-loving shiat out of him? For no apparent reason whatsoever? Because this asshole is on the express elevator to opening his mouth one too many times to the wrong person, and getting his face rearranged as a result.
 
2012-06-19 12:33:40 PM
If Obama wrote to his father and lived in Singapore then he had more experience with international relations before his tenth birthday than Romney before his 40th.
 
2012-06-19 12:34:36 PM

cubic_spleen: If only Republicans would put as much effort into, you know, actually making the country a better place, as they do into ad hominem attacks on our near president, the country would, you know, be a much better place.

Or not, since the Republican idea of paradise looks a lot like the first chapter of Oliver Twist.


They don't want anything about this country to get better while Obama is president. They are more than willing to see the majority suffer if it helps them get the White House back.
 
2012-06-19 12:39:02 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: What the heck is this all ABOOT?

From the comments:

Obama (if that is his name) was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. His mom was enrolled in the University and lived in Seattle at the time (alleged) of his birth. She was seen by a friend from Mercer Island with a few weeks old baby. This friend has spoken about the reunion to reporters.
There is proof of her enrollment in the University and there is proof of her renting an apartment in Seattle. BUT no one will go to Vancouver and investigate the obvious. Why is that ? Everyone cannot be in on this scam can they? Proving it is easy and disapproving the birth site is also easy to do . Why doesn't someone prove that he was NOT born in Vancouver?


*raises hand* Ooh! ooh! I'll go! I love Vancouver.
 
2012-06-19 12:43:50 PM
So 'birtherism' isn't working,
Obama's Mama's a ho didn't work
And now this..all by Corsi...

I too would love to beat the shiat out of him.

Also , notice in the comment section. These
535 cowards who infest the halls of Congress should all be thrown out of office,
many of them imprisoned and some of them [prosecuted] for their traitorous acts against
our Nation.

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squash the other side, because it might be intelligent
 
2012-06-19 12:43:54 PM
I'm tired of being embarrassed for my race.
 
2012-06-19 12:43:54 PM
this thread reminds me... where is our birther-in-chief, NarrowCabeza? I haven't seen him in threads lately.
 
2012-06-19 12:48:12 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: What the heck is this all ABOOT?

From the comments:

Obama (if that is his name) was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. His mom was enrolled in the University and lived in Seattle at the time (alleged) of his birth. She was seen by a friend from Mercer Island with a few weeks old baby. This friend has spoken about the reunion to reporters.
There is proof of her enrollment in the University and there is proof of her renting an apartment in Seattle. BUT no one will go to Vancouver and investigate the obvious. Why is that ? Everyone cannot be in on this scam can they? Proving it is easy and disapproving the birth site is also easy to do . Why doesn't someone prove that he was NOT born in Vancouver?


No no no. Agumuike al-Buroof wasn't born in Vancouver or Seattle, and the woman who raised him and was enrolled at the University was NOT his real mother. His real mother didn't even go to college; she was a prostitute in Tanzania, who fled to Kenya to give birth. Agumuike al-Buroof was then adopted by a negro in Vancouver, and his name was changed to Barry.

Why people think he was born in Hawaii, where that "birth certificate" came from, and who the original "Barack Obama" ever was are mysteries that will probably never be solved.
 
2012-06-19 12:49:38 PM
We sail tonight for WND
We're all as mad as birthers here
I've fallen for a teabagger
Took of to the land of Nod
Drank with all the Minutemen
Walked the sewers of Boston
I danced along a racist sign
Dangled from an lynching noose
You must come and derp with me
 
2012-06-19 12:49:53 PM
The politically correct term is Trumper, named after the current leader of the movement. Birther is offensive and we ask that you stop using that term.
 
2012-06-19 12:51:47 PM

logic523: Ok, I'll say it. No one else seems to like this point, but:

The location of someone's birth is not correlated with their patriotism or their ability to govern effectively. It's as meaningless as categorizing people by zodiac sign.

The "natural born citizen" clause of the U.S. Constitution is an anachronism. It should be deleted by Constitutional amendment.


The Soviet KGB actually came pretty close to slipping some sleepers into high level government jobs here and in the UK. Fake documents and all that. Of course nothing as high as President. So while I favor deleting natural born citizen, I want to keep the part where at least one parent needs to be American. Natural born is definitely an anachronism now that travel is so easy and commerce is globalized.
 
2012-06-19 12:53:14 PM
The real Barack Obama is in a shallow grave. He was killed by Alger Hiss over 40 years ago. The man who calls himself obama is, of course, a sham.
 
2012-06-19 12:53:38 PM
These birthers really need to give up this game of theirs... it ain't even funny anymore.
 
2012-06-19 12:55:18 PM

logic523:
The "natural born citizen" clause of the U.S. Constitution is an anachronism. It should be deleted by Constitutional amendment.


It was pretty much included to keep Hamilton from running for president. It was a dick move even when conceived.
 
2012-06-19 12:57:02 PM

flamingboar: Sometimes I wish the Internet never existed. Then all the crazy conspiracy people would back in the fringe where they belong instead of taking up space that would be better used for cat pictures porn.


FTFY
 
2012-06-19 12:58:53 PM

flamingboar: Sometimes I wish the Internet never existed. Then all the crazy conspiracy people would back in the fringe where they belong instead of taking up space that would be better used for cat pictures.


I dunno. Back in the pre-Interweb days, I always wondered what was going on in the minds of all the LaRoucheites, sovereign citizens and barely-closeted Nazis, but I was hesitant to ask for fear of being bitten and contracting Kreutzfeldt-Jacov rabies or whatever the hell is going on with their headmeat.

The internet is the thick, shatter-proof glass that allows us to gawk at the zoo animals.
 
2012-06-19 01:00:08 PM

hillbillypharmacist: The real Barack Obama is in a shallow grave. He was killed by Alger Hiss over 40 years ago. The man who calls himself obama is, of course, a sham.


Oh no! Hiss is using his Spy Vap-O-Rizing Wristwatch on the Constitution! Call the X-Presidents!
 
2012-06-19 01:00:16 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Eh, I'm not feeling it. Singapore doesn't feel nefarious enough.


He might cane us for chewing bubble gum or some shiat.
 
2012-06-19 01:03:20 PM
Notice that Corsi never states he believes Obama was raised in Singapore.

He's just trying to raise more "questions". And implying that there's some sort of nebulous conspiracy going on. Because he knows there are a lot of stupid people out there who will buy into it and repeat it.
 
2012-06-19 01:03:59 PM

RumsfeldsReplacement: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: What the heck is this all ABOOT?

From the comments:

Obama (if that is his name) was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. His mom was enrolled in the University and lived in Seattle at the time (alleged) of his birth. She was seen by a friend from Mercer Island with a few weeks old baby. This friend has spoken about the reunion to reporters.
There is proof of her enrollment in the University and there is proof of her renting an apartment in Seattle. BUT no one will go to Vancouver and investigate the obvious. Why is that ? Everyone cannot be in on this scam can they? Proving it is easy and disapproving the birth site is also easy to do . Why doesn't someone prove that he was NOT born in Vancouver?

No no no. Agumuike al-Buroof wasn't born in Vancouver or Seattle, and the woman who raised him and was enrolled at the University was NOT his real mother. His real mother didn't even go to college; she was a prostitute in Tanzania, who fled to Kenya to give birth. Agumuike al-Buroof was then adopted by a negro in Vancouver, and his name was changed to Barry.

Why people think he was born in Hawaii, where that "birth certificate" came from, and who the original "Barack Obama" ever was are mysteries that will probably never be solved.


You guys are both incredibly naive. Everyone knows Obama is actually a defective Nixonite soul receptacle that fell from the Burning Lands and rent a hole through history that the malignant windclaws of Amero-fascism crept through. I mean, the portents could not be any more obvious. Have you ignored his sleep number?
 
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