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(CBS New York)   Hello 911, I'm President Obama. May I speak with Tim Tebow?   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 47
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2012-06-19 09:14:56 AM
I thought Tebow was the president.
 
2012-06-19 09:17:13 AM
I heard that to speak with Tebow you have to say four Our J-E-T-S
 
2012-06-19 09:55:18 AM
Where exactly does Obama fit into all this?
 
2012-06-19 10:09:36 AM
Why didn't they patch him through? It might have been an emergency.
 
2012-06-19 11:18:26 AM

ManateeGag: Where exactly does Obama fit into all this?

Charges have been filed against a New Jersey man who allegedly made repeated 911 calls, then called police headquarters and said he was the president and wanted to speak with New York Jets QB Tim Tebow.

 
2012-06-19 11:22:41 AM
Hiding under pillows in your mom's closet is no way to go through life. Son...you disappoint
 
2012-06-19 11:25:11 AM
I'm thinking some mental issues are at play here, especially considering that the mom acted in no way surprised.
 
2012-06-19 11:25:16 AM
Maybe he was hoping for a Beach Boys-Manson kind of relationship.

"In 1968 Dennis Wilson was driving through Malibu when he noticed two female hitchhikers. He picked them up and dropped them off at their destination. Later on Wilson noticed the same two girls hitchhiking again. This time he took them to his home at 14400 Sunset Boulevard near Will Rogers Park. Wilson then went to a recording session. When he returned at around 3 a.m., he was met in his driveway by a stranger, Charles Manson. When he walked into his home, there were about a dozen people occupying the premises, most of them female. Wilson became fascinated by Manson and his followers; the "Manson Family" lived with Wilson for a period of time afterwards at his expense."
 
2012-06-19 11:25:25 AM
Is he a Saints fan? 'Cause I don't think he fully understood how the bounty system is designed to work.
 
2012-06-19 11:26:40 AM
♪♫♪ Operator?
Information.
Give me Tebow on the line.
Operator?
Information.
I'd like to speak to a friend of mine.
Oh prayer is the number,
Faith is the exchange,
Heaven is the street,
And Tebow is his name
Operator?
Information.
Please give me Tebow on the line... ♪♫♪
 
2012-06-19 11:27:34 AM
"Cops Find The Alleged Caller Hiding In His Mom's Closet Under Pillows" + drinking while reading the article = need for a new monitor and keyboard
 
2012-06-19 11:32:07 AM
Later on that night in the lock up, "the man was found inside her out of the closet, hiding under biting hard on some pillows.
 
2012-06-19 11:32:52 AM
Sounds legit, put him thru.
 
2012-06-19 11:33:23 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: "Cops Find The Alleged Caller Hiding In His Mom's Closet Under Pillows" + drinking while reading the article = need for a new monitor and keyboard


Man up, Nancy Pillowsy.
 
2012-06-19 11:44:02 AM
There you go folks. Proof that you gotta be bat shiat crazy to be a Tebow fan.
 
2012-06-19 11:46:09 AM
weknowmemes.com

/may not fit, but don't care. any excuse for 'hello, yes this is dog' meme is alright by me.
 
2012-06-19 11:50:38 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: ManateeGag: Where exactly does Obama fit into all this?

Charges have been filed against a New Jersey man who allegedly made repeated 911 calls, then called police headquarters and said he was the president and wanted to speak with New York Jets QB Tim Tebow.


hooked on Phonics apparently did not work for me.
 
2012-06-19 11:52:45 AM

inner ted: /may not fit, but don't care. any excuse for 'hello, yes this is dog' meme is alright by me.


Still makeshift chuckle.
 
2012-06-19 11:53:25 AM

The_Sponge: inner ted: /may not fit, but don't care. any excuse for 'hello, yes this is dog' meme is alright by me.

Still makeshift chuckle.


Damn auto correct.....still makes me chuckle.
 
2012-06-19 11:55:06 AM

plewis: I'm thinking some mental issues are at play here, especially considering that he was 28 and still living with his mother.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-19 11:58:31 AM

plewis: I'm thinking some mental issues are at play here, especially considering that the mom acted in no way surprised.


Maybe Sparta had the right answer.
 
2012-06-19 11:59:43 AM
I think I kinda want to try me some of them bath salts.
 
2012-06-19 12:16:11 PM
At the risk of stating the www.durbnpoisn.comli.com, this poor guy is a few cards short of a full deck.

At what point do you call 911 to talk to Tebow? I can't even come up with a plausible way to make sense of that.
 
2012-06-19 12:25:16 PM

MAYORBOB: Later on that night in the lock up, "the man was found inside her out of the closet, hiding under biting hard on some pillows.


THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!
 
2012-06-19 12:27:59 PM

The_Sponge: The_Sponge: inner ted: /may not fit, but don't care. any excuse for 'hello, yes this is dog' meme is alright by me.

Still makeshift chuckle.

Damn auto correct.....still makes me chuckle.


For those times when you've run out of laughs, it's always good to have a makeshift chuckle.
 
2012-06-19 12:34:18 PM
Is this where I go off on an insane rant about Obama?
Socialism! Muslims! Birf Certifcate WHAR
/durp
 
2012-06-19 12:42:12 PM
If only he was 11 years old, this whole story would be somewhat normal.
 
2012-06-19 12:44:40 PM
if you want to talk to Tebow you do it like the rest of us...pray
 
2012-06-19 12:51:55 PM
The img1.fark.net on vacation today?

In other news, some idiots actually named a place "Hopatcong" and it isn't in far east Asia.
 
2012-06-19 12:55:57 PM
seems legit
 
2012-06-19 01:08:14 PM
Are they implying that Obama wasn't the caller?
 
2012-06-19 01:14:36 PM
After getting the mother's permission to search her bedroom, the man was found inside her closet, hiding under some pillows.

Son, Tim Tebow is here. Come out, come out where ever you are.

and/or

Come on out Mister President. You need to be in Iowa campaigning.
 
2012-06-19 01:23:08 PM
pics

This is Obama yo, nomesayin. What up yo. I be hea chilin at the white crib. Maybe you wann come over later and smokes some blunt wif me.
 
2012-06-19 01:30:55 PM

durbnpoisn: At the risk of stating the [www.durbnpoisn.comli.com image 54x11], this poor guy is a few cards short of a full deck.

At what point do you call 911 to talk to Tebow? I can't even come up with a plausible way to make sense of that.


PUT TIM TEBOW ON THE LINE OR FARK HELP ME, I'M HAVING SEX WITH MY CAT!!!!
 
2012-06-19 01:54:02 PM
FTA: After getting the mother's permission to search her bedroom, the man was found inside her closet, hiding under some pillows.

There's an obvious Tebow gay joke in there, but I'm too lazy today.
 
2012-06-19 01:58:39 PM

Big_Fat_Liar: pics

This is Obama yo, nomesayin. What up yo. I be hea chilin at the white crib. Maybe you wann come over later and smokes some blunt wif me.


i.imgur.com

Why is he posing in front of a pedobear baby changing station?
 
2012-06-19 02:57:15 PM
FTA: After getting the mother's permission to search her bedroom, the man was found inside her closet, hiding under some pillows.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Unimpressed.
 
2012-06-19 03:44:46 PM

Begoggle: Is this where I go off on an insane rant about Obama?
Socialism! Muslims! Birf Certifcate WHAR
/durp


Or, you know, you could leave Republican retard bashing out of this thread, but apparently you cannot be asked to do that.
 
2012-06-19 05:23:10 PM
makeshift chuckle.

I love this term! I have to employ makeshift chuckles all day long at work when my stupid co workers try to be funny. Now I'll be able to think "Makeshift chuckle" at those times and the chuckle will become real! Thank you, The_Sponge and auto correct!!!
 
2012-06-19 05:33:53 PM

machoprogrammer: Begoggle: Is this where I go off on an insane rant about Obama?
Socialism! Muslims! Birf Certifcate WHAR
/durp

Or, you know, you could leave Republican retard bashing out of this thread, but apparently you cannot be asked to do that.


Have YOU read the comments? If not, then don't. That was about 10 IQ points I'll never get back.
 
2012-06-19 05:41:25 PM
"Makeshift chuckle" is my new thing. Love it!

//hate Tebow
///Go Canes
 
2012-06-19 05:54:09 PM
coedbc.files.wordpress.com

where's that pic of the guy flashing twenties and wearing those lame 80s sunglasses like Kanye.
 
2012-06-19 08:35:49 PM
With helpful pic of what Tim Tebow might look like.
 
2012-06-19 09:53:16 PM

nomorelurking: makeshift chuckle.

I love this term! I have to employ makeshift chuckles all day long at work when my stupid co workers try to be funny. Now I'll be able to think "Makeshift chuckle" at those times and the chuckle will become real! Thank you, The_Sponge and auto correct!!!


Ha! You're welcome.
 
2012-06-19 09:58:13 PM

LesserEvil: e idiots actually named a place


NJ farker troll, probably, but I'll bite - it's the Lenape Indian name for the area. Or at least it was the word for the area and then we stole it! FAIR A SQUARE.
 
2012-06-19 10:04:20 PM

Pin Fiften Clob: LesserEvil: e idiots actually named a place

NJ farker troll, probably, but I'll bite - it's the Lenape Indian name for the area. Or at least it was the word for the area and then we stole it! FAIR A SQUARE.




clearly I am drunk.
 
2012-06-20 09:29:05 AM
The only reason Obama calls 911 is to call up for the presidential porsche.
 
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