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(Boston Herald)   Strip club worker says fatal crash was caused by teenage passenger's sexual advances, not the beer and vodka she had earlier   (bostonherald.com) divider line 66
    More: Unlikely, PT Cruiser, Danvers, Registry of Motor Vehicles, Prince of the Sa'id, Wiccan  
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2012-06-19 09:24:31 AM  
she drove into a parked tow truck early Saturday morning, impaling him on a flatbed, prosecutors said.

He wanted to impale her, but she turned the tables and impaled him instead.
 
2012-06-19 09:56:42 AM  
Strippers, witches, Golden Banana, a darkly ironic tattoo...this story has everything!
 
2012-06-19 10:58:48 AM  
DB's Golden Banana sounds more like a gay strip club. Golden Melons would be a better name....or Pink Taco.
 
2012-06-19 11:50:59 AM  
More: Unlikely, PT Cruiser, Danvers, Registry of Motor Vehicles, Prince of the Sa'id, Wiccan

Wait, what?
 
2012-06-19 11:51:09 AM  
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com

I know she looks rough, but the picture wasn't taken in the best of circumstances.
Of course the best circumstances might be a dark strip club.
 
2012-06-19 11:51:28 AM  
Eh, I'm going to call this one "A little from column A, a little from column B."

Also, women drivers... ;)
 
2012-06-19 11:52:17 AM  
FTA: Renard's family members ... lashed out angrily at a handcuffed Griffin in Salem District Court, shouting through tears that Renard "could do better" than her.

He had a neck tattoo so I'm going to have to say no, Wiccan stripper is the upper limit of what he could "do". If we're talking marriage, probably lower than that, somewhere between fat Goth and mentally unstable restaurant worker.
 
2012-06-19 11:56:15 AM  
MOM, He's touching me!
 
2012-06-19 11:56:40 AM  
Alcohol + Accident = Execution.
 
Biv
2012-06-19 11:57:59 AM  
The wiccan community frowns upon your shenanigans.
 
2012-06-19 11:58:27 AM  

BurnShrike: she drove into a parked tow truck early Saturday morning, impaling him on a flatbed, prosecutors said.

He wanted to impale her, but she turned the tables and impaled him instead.


t2.gstatic.com
yep, whatever you do, don't answer when she asks you if you want to fark her.
 
2012-06-19 12:00:01 PM  
My question is how much did he have to drink to make sexual advances towards that? I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I think I would still have passed on that. Maybe it is the lighting or something, but it looks as though she had been punched in the mouth and her lower lip has swelled up.
 
2012-06-19 12:03:26 PM  

Profedius: My question is how much did he have to drink to make sexual advances towards that? I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I think I would still have passed on that. Maybe it is the lighting or something, but it looks as though she had been punched in the mouth and her lower lip has swelled up.


Studman69, she was just in a deadly car accident so you may not be catching her in her best light.
 
2012-06-19 12:03:35 PM  
well, that does it, I am officially depressed.
 
2012-06-19 12:03:40 PM  
Burn her...she's a witch

thewisecracker.com

obligatory
 
2012-06-19 12:06:02 PM  

Profedius: My question is how much did he have to drink to make sexual advances towards that? I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I think I would still have passed on that. Maybe it is the lighting or something, but it looks as though she had been punched in the mouth and her lower lip has swelled up.


airbag probably swelled her lip if anything
 
2012-06-19 12:06:13 PM  
She should have turned him into a newt. He would not have been impaled.
 
2012-06-19 12:07:22 PM  

JohnCarter: Burn her...she's a witch

[thewisecracker.com image 244x207]

obligatory


Is she made of wood or does she make wood?
 
2012-06-19 12:07:26 PM  

Profedius: My question is how much did he have to drink to make sexual advances towards that? I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I think I would still have passed on that. Maybe it is the lighting or something, but it looks as though she had been punched in the mouth and her lower lip has swelled up.


Umm... you mean in the picture taken after a car accident?

Guessing she might have looked better earlier in the evening. I still think she's cute, actually. And being naked makes most girls under 200lbs look acceptable in my experience.
 
2012-06-19 12:07:59 PM  
What an efficient stripper might look like:

benigngirl.files.wordpress.com

Don't try this while drinking, or while a teenager is trying to get a cheap thrill.

What a pretty stripper looks like

cageradio.com
 
2012-06-19 12:08:32 PM  
Also if you look at a standard BAC chart 2 beers and 2 vodka and red bulls would be waaaaay over the limit if you weigh the same as a duck.
 
2012-06-19 12:12:30 PM  
Hmmm, she complained that she was forced to drive by the other MORE DRUNK people she was with.

I think if you are the soberest of the group and you choose to drive (especially with a bunch of drunker idiots), you should likely be held accountable.
 
2012-06-19 12:12:59 PM  

titwrench: She should have turned him into a newt. He would not have been impaled.


yeah... he could of gotten better.
 
2012-06-19 12:15:10 PM  

titwrench: Also if you look at a standard BAC chart 2 beers and 2 vodka and red bulls would be waaaaay over the limit if you weigh the same as a duck.


... or... are made of wood.
 
2012-06-19 12:24:41 PM  

basemetal: MOM, He's touching me!


It's terrible how humans can so easily kill each other accidentally
 
2012-06-19 12:31:12 PM  

Sybarite: Strippers, witches, Golden Banana, a darkly ironic tattoo...this story has everything!


Don't forget the vodak and redbull!
 
2012-06-19 12:31:59 PM  

MLWS: I think if you are the soberest of the group and you choose to drive (especially with a bunch of drunker idiots), you should likely be held accountable.


If you are being driven by a drunk driver, and still choose to grab her tits while she's driving, you may be impaled right in the neck tattoo.
 
2012-06-19 12:42:27 PM  

titwrench: Also if you look at a standard BAC chart 2 beers and 2 vodka and red bulls would be waaaaay over the limit if you weigh the same as a duck.


So mote it be.
 
2012-06-19 12:53:12 PM  
This is exactly the sort of thing we could prevent by banning all strip clubs. And making them take off their clothes at my place for a private show instead.

Everyone will have to sacrifice so we can do the right thing by outlawing strip clubs. Y'all will give up going to strip clubs.
 
2012-06-19 01:04:43 PM  
Uh, so why was he in the car with her?
 
2012-06-19 01:07:33 PM  
Such a tragic story, and just when her business was... *puts on sunglasses* ...taking off.


YEAAAAHHHH!
 
2012-06-19 01:09:59 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Profedius: My question is how much did he have to drink to make sexual advances towards that? I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I think I would still have passed on that. Maybe it is the lighting or something, but it looks as though she had been punched in the mouth and her lower lip has swelled up.

airbag probably swelled her lip if anything


Yeah that is what I was thinking and her crying at the scene would account for the red eyes. I need to see her in a better picture, because the only real problem I had with her was the mouth, I could not picture myself kissing it.

Telos: Profedius: My question is how much did he have to drink to make sexual advances towards that? I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I think I would still have passed on that. Maybe it is the lighting or something, but it looks as though she had been punched in the mouth and her lower lip has swelled up.

Umm... you mean in the picture taken after a car accident?

Guessing she might have looked better earlier in the evening. I still think she's cute, actually. And being naked makes most girls under 200lbs look acceptable in my experience.


Well it kind of depends on the situation in which they are nude and the possibility of sex as far as how turned on I will be by the nudity. Cuteness doesn't change for me with the level of clothing. She doesn't have the drugged out look so maybe she would clean up nicely.
 
2012-06-19 01:13:11 PM  
I need to see her knees to ascertain their sharpness.
 
2012-06-19 01:15:06 PM  
That is a rough 25....
 
2012-06-19 01:16:58 PM  

Walker: DB's Golden Banana sounds more like a gay strip club. Golden Melons would be a better name....or Pink Taco.


It's been around a long time here.
 
2012-06-19 01:20:06 PM  
eh, i'd hit it.
 
2012-06-19 01:29:44 PM  

you_idiot: Uh, so why was he in the car with her?


She has tits, and questionable morals.
 
2012-06-19 01:31:31 PM  

scandalrag: FTA: Renard's family members ... lashed out angrily at a handcuffed Griffin in Salem District Court, shouting through tears that Renard "could do better" than her.

He had a neck tattoo so I'm going to have to say no, Wiccan stripper is the upper limit of what he could "do". If we're talking marriage, probably lower than that, somewhere between fat Goth and mentally unstable restaurant worker.


Neck tattoos automatically disqualify you from good looking women? Funny I have one and have never touched a fat girl or a restaurant worker. Your mom was unavailable for comment.
 
2012-06-19 01:35:08 PM  

Krieghund: [multimedia.heraldinteractive.com image 315x275]

I know she looks rough, but the picture wasn't taken in the best of circumstances.
Of course the best circumstances might be a dark strip club.


dude, that chick is smoking hot for Massachusetts.
she's from Danvers for Christ sake.
I was pissed at the time, but in retrospect I'm so glad my parents moved us away from there when I was in highschool.
northeastern women.
*shuddders*
 
2012-06-19 01:39:29 PM  

JuicePats: [Golden Banana]'s been around a long time here.


I've been there twice in 20 years, September being the last time. Friendly girls.
(But aren't they all. Even the killers.)
 
2012-06-19 01:55:13 PM  

Mell of a Hess: What a pretty stripper looks like

[cageradio.com image 264x375]


I don't understand. Please explain further.

Preferably with more examples.
 
2012-06-19 01:55:15 PM  

OhioUGrad: Neck tattoos automatically disqualify you from good looking women?


No, just classy ones. There are plenty of white trash girls with nice bodies.
 
2012-06-19 02:03:25 PM  
>Griffin's attorney, Scott Dullea, pointed out to the judge a large turnout in court of Griffin's "friends in the Wiccan community" and said she once worked in Salem's witchcraft shops. He would not say whether she considers herself a witch.

"If it please the court, I have something to add that may be of interest, Your Honor..."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-19 02:04:18 PM  
Is it wrong that the first thing upon seeing this headline and thought "I wonder if that happened at the strip club in *my* town?"

\yes, it's that bad of a strip club
\\haven't gone since I foundout an ex-coworker got a job there
\\\one that had absolutely no business stripping other than the lack of intelligence, common sense, etc....
 
MFK
2012-06-19 02:11:02 PM  
yikes! She looks better in her mug shot!

d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net
 
2012-06-19 02:28:17 PM  
Teens just don't know how to make sexual advances nowadays.
 
2012-06-19 03:10:31 PM  
Anyone find her FB page yet?? would like to see what she looks like cleaned up.

/at work, FB blocked at work.
 
2012-06-19 04:00:41 PM  
: All right! Girls night out! Exotic male dancers at the Golden Banana!
 
2012-06-19 04:23:35 PM  

eas81: Anyone find her FB page yet?? would like to see what she looks like cleaned up.

/at work, FB blocked at work.


http://www.facebook.com/angelique.griffin1
 
2012-06-19 04:52:19 PM  

clyph: OhioUGrad: Neck tattoos automatically disqualify you from good looking women?

No, just classy ones. There are plenty of white trash girls with nice bodies.


I bet you get plenty of shade under that rock.
 
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