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(The Daily Dolt)   Obama has taken zero vacations abroad as President? Well, the Romneys plan on taking NEGATIVE international vacations, so suck it   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 80
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2012-06-19 07:21:06 AM  
And this is a bad thing how? Pretty sure international relations is part of the job description.
 
2012-06-19 07:48:34 AM  
Yeah, that's right. Keep it domestic. The Romneys don't need to stay in fancy international hotels. They have their "own places for that."

I could be wrong, but she sounds like a jealous biatch.
 
2012-06-19 07:54:50 AM  
Negative international vacations? I'm guessing by attacking and occupying places before going on vacation, therefore making them American?
 
2012-06-19 07:55:11 AM  
and it's not like international visits are cheap. Better be doing some kind of work for that kind of money.
 
2012-06-19 07:58:19 AM  

EatTheWorld: and it's not like international visits are cheap. Better be doing some kind of work for that kind of money.


Did you actually link to a debunked story about the cost of Obamas Asian trip?
 
2012-06-19 08:04:48 AM  

GAT_00: Negative international vacations? I'm guessing by attacking and occupying places before going on vacation, therefore making them American?


Why would we want to assimilate more brown people who might not vote straight Republican? Clearly the answer is to simply nuke every other country! Enjoy that radioactive baguette, mutant Frenchy! I'll be enjoying some good ol' Wonder Bread on the American Riviera -- Atlantic City, New Jersey!
 
2012-06-19 08:05:19 AM  

Dinki: Did you actually link to a debunked story about the cost of Obamas Asian trip?


are you actually surprised that republicans are that farking stupid?
 
2012-06-19 08:28:46 AM  
To be fair, Mittens has already spent time in France. No reason to go again--the trees there are only the right height during a draft.
 
2012-06-19 08:37:16 AM  
If Mitt wants to see Paris, Mitt will have Paris shipped to the US
 
2012-06-19 09:04:22 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If Mitt wants to see Paris, Mitt will have Paris shipped to the US


Done.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-19 09:07:48 AM  

EatTheWorld: Yeah, that's right. Keep it domestic. The Romneys don't need to stay in fancy international hotels. They have their "own places for that."

I could be wrong, but she sounds like a jealous biatch.


Actually, it sounds like she forgot that Mitt and she were supposed to stop mentioning how many cars and houses they have.
 
2012-06-19 09:18:39 AM  
Well, as the birthers have shown, Hawaii isn't really Real 'Merica, so the Obamas have actually vacationed abroad several times.
 
2012-06-19 09:19:12 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If Mitt wants to see Paris, Mitt will have Paris shipped to the US


Mittens dodged the draft in a Parisian mansion there. It's where he learned about being poor.
 
2012-06-19 09:20:29 AM  

ghare: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If Mitt wants to see Paris, Mitt will have Paris shipped to the US

Mittens dodged the draft in a Parisian mansion there. It's where he learned about being poor.


Hmm....that's redundant. That's redundant.
 
2012-06-19 09:21:45 AM  
There is no need to go abroad, that's what Disney World is for.
 
2012-06-19 09:22:05 AM  
The Daily Dolt - so named after the people that read it.
 
2012-06-19 09:23:25 AM  
So, she's making statements of 'fact' without finding out the facts beforehand?

Did she learn to do that from Mitt? Or was it the other way around?
 
2012-06-19 09:23:28 AM  
Romney is going to buy a private island, spend one third of a vacation there, then have the island annexed as US sovereign territory. Counting the remaining two thirds of the vacation as a negative international vacation, he will then have spent negative one thirds vacations in international territory.
 
2012-06-19 09:23:38 AM  
Ann was misquoted. What she meant was that If Romney is elected, he'll likely take less foreign vacations in the next 4 years than Obama will take in the next 4 years.
 
2012-06-19 09:25:01 AM  

Doc Daneeka: Well, as the birthers have shown, Hawaii isn't really Real 'Merica, so the Obamas have actually vacationed abroad several times.


This! They shoulda gone to 'Laska, real 'Merka, with real 'Merkins (Palins).
 
2012-06-19 09:26:25 AM  
But Obama has played 100 rounds of golf. That is the equivalent of 50 European vacations. Michelle and one for their kids went to Mexico. That counts for 10 foreign vacations. Obama is the worst vacationing presidents in ever.
 
2012-06-19 09:26:57 AM  
hard to forge a passport, apparently.
 
2012-06-19 09:26:58 AM  
So does that mean he won't be using the family house in Canada or visiting his relatives in Mexico?
 
2012-06-19 09:27:01 AM  
i only vacate a broad when i'm finished
 
2012-06-19 09:27:52 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Ann was misquoted. What she meant was that If Romney is elected, he'll likely take less foreign vacations in the next 4 years than Obama will take in the next 4 years.


Oh, well shiat. I'm voting for Romney, then. Damn Lieberal media.

/Thanks for the clarification.
 
2012-06-19 09:28:05 AM  
YOUR BLOG SUCKS
 
2012-06-19 09:28:29 AM  

Dinki: EatTheWorld: and it's not like international visits are cheap. Better be doing some kind of work for that kind of money.

Did you actually link to a debunked story about the cost of Obamas Asian trip?


Republicans need to only say something once, then it becomes true and no further fact checking is necessary.
 
2012-06-19 09:28:41 AM  
What a broad might look like:
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-19 09:29:14 AM  
Thanks for trying to help Ann, but next time please just say "no comment".
 
2012-06-19 09:29:29 AM  

Pro Zack: hard to forge a passport, apparently.


Obama wouldn't have to forge the passport if he had a real birth certificate.
 
2012-06-19 09:31:18 AM  

EatTheWorld: and it's not like international visits are cheap. Better be doing some kind of work for that kind of money.


If you want to be taken seriously, don't post shiat that's already been ripped to shreds.
 
2012-06-19 09:31:52 AM  
Ann Romney plans to buy WAY more bird shirts than Moochelle though
 
2012-06-19 09:31:53 AM  
So basically what Romney is saying is that they won't conduct diplomacy with foreign nations. What a well thought out plan.
 
2012-06-19 09:32:35 AM  
"And as President, I will invest $47 billion into the development of a time dilation device, so that I might constantly be surrounded in a quantum field that, relative to the rest of the country's point of reference, allows time to pass 2...perhaps even 3 times more slowly. In this way I will be able to spend that much more time in America, such is my love for this great country. "
 
2012-06-19 09:33:24 AM  
Yeah, but as I have learned over the last few years, the president is always the president and has to deal with the world even on vacation, which means no president has ever really taken a vacation. Try to remember that folks.
 
2012-06-19 09:33:36 AM  
She was misquoted and taken out of context. This is typical.

It's clear what she meant to say is "My husband is a lying sack of shiat with zero moral integrity and no actual policies who will say or do anything if he thinks it will get him one vote closer to the presidency he is convinced is his birthright".
 
2012-06-19 09:33:42 AM  

Alphax: So, she's making statements of 'fact' without finding out the facts beforehand?

Did she learn to do that from Mitt? Or was it the other way around?


First it was one way, then it was the other.

/by tomorrow it will be back again
 
2012-06-19 09:35:05 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Dinki: EatTheWorld: and it's not like international visits are cheap. Better be doing some kind of work for that kind of money.

Did you actually link to a debunked story about the cost of Obamas Asian trip?

I have that account noted as "Troll, idiot, or tatsuma," so... Yes.


That is like saying "Gap, Banana Republic or J-Crew" - sure they might have different names but they're all basically the same place filled with the same brown shiat.
 
2012-06-19 09:36:55 AM  

Muta: Pro Zack: hard to forge a passport, apparently.

Obama wouldn't have to forge the passport if he had a real birth certificate.


Why does he need a real one when his "fake" one is working so well for him?
 
2012-06-19 09:37:10 AM  
Hell everybody knows a real president is supposed to be clearing brush in the good ole USA when he is on vacation.
 
2012-06-19 09:37:37 AM  

EatTheWorld: and it's not like international visits are cheap. Better be doing some kind of work for that kind of money.


Ah, the stupid comment of the week looks to be a lock, and its only Tuesday. Well, that is shame for everyone else who thought they had plenty of time.
 
2012-06-19 09:37:52 AM  

jayhawk88: "And as President, I will invest $47 billion into the development of a time dilation device, so that I might constantly be surrounded in a quantum field that, relative to the rest of the country's point of reference, allows time to pass 2...perhaps even 3 times more slowly. In this way I will be able to spend that much more time in America, such is my love for this great country. "


A waste of money, as Obama already has that time machine.
 
2012-06-19 09:39:36 AM  
 
2012-06-19 09:43:18 AM  

SlothB77: Michelle Obama and her daughters head to France tomorrow to meet up with the President. The First Lady will join her husband for a public event in Normandy, but the rest of the mother/daughters' schedule is private.


and?
 
2012-06-19 09:44:24 AM  
Look around - it's obvious - Obama has been on vacation since Day One.
 
2012-06-19 09:46:43 AM  

karnal: Look around - it's obvious - Obama has been on vacation since Day One.


But somehow is destroying America at the same time
 
2012-06-19 09:56:42 AM  

Doc Daneeka: Well, as the birthers have shown, Hawaii isn't really Real 'Merica, so the Obamas have actually vacationed abroad several times.


You joke, but I seem to remember a Fox News clip off the Daily Show a few years back complaining about how the Obama family jetsets off to exotic locales in Hawaii for vacation, and shouldn't they be spending their vacation in more American places?

Then again, they also thought letting his daughter attend a class trip to Mexico was disgraceful as the obvious partying the child would be doing in Cancun would speak poorly of Obama and show he isn't fit for the office he holds.
 
2012-06-19 10:02:35 AM  

Grungehamster: Doc Daneeka: Well, as the birthers have shown, Hawaii isn't really Real 'Merica, so the Obamas have actually vacationed abroad several times.

You joke, but I seem to remember a Fox News clip off the Daily Show a few years back complaining about how the Obama family jetsets off to exotic locales in Hawaii for vacation, and shouldn't they be spending their vacation in more American places?

Then again, they also thought letting his daughter attend a class trip to Mexico was disgraceful as the obvious partying the child would be doing in Cancun would speak poorly of Obama and show he isn't fit for the office he holds.


When he and the family went to Hawaii for Christmas vacation the right wing derp birds were out in full force screaming "With Americans suffering so much, he should set an example and stay at home and not spend taxpayer money going to be with his family in Hawaii"

Then if he refused to go anywhere they would be saying that he is acting like a D.C elitist and he is thumbing his nose at the rest of the world.
 
2012-06-19 10:03:08 AM  
FTFA: The common-folk Romneys don't need to jet-set to be happy, though. "Our vacations and our happiness come from being with our children and our grandchildren," Ms. Romney stated.

I've noticed that there are few things that the super-wealthy enjoy more than being waited on hand and foot while sitting in a comfortable chair on a sunny deck on a private island, waxing philosophically to one another about how "it's the little things" that really matter.
 
2012-06-19 10:03:51 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: karnal: Look around - it's obvious - Obama has been on vacation since Day One.

But somehow is destroying America at the same time


He's a Muslim and a racist Christian.

He's a Fascist and a Marxist.

He's lazy and tirelessly working to destroy America.

He's incompetent and shrewdly taking absolute power.
 
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