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(WRAL)   News: third-grader strip-searched by principal after being accused of stealing, Creepy news: principal hugs the student after proven wrong   ( divider line
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2012-06-19 01:58:27 AM  
4 votes:
Sounds like the Principal went to Penn State
2012-06-19 01:53:06 AM  
3 votes:
Ahhh, NC. Marry your cousin, strip search some students, hate the gays. All in a day's work.
2012-06-19 08:15:24 AM  
2 votes:
Hi kids. I'm your Principal. Today, were going to learn about the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th Amendments to the Constitution. These are known as the Bill of Rights... Yes, Little Johnny?

What about the 4th?

Doesn't pertain here. Now the 1st Amendment pertains to a free press. But you can't post stuff on Facebook that is 'inflammatory'. That means stuff that I don't like. So you might as well forget about this one.

The second amendment has to do with the inalienable right to bear arms. But as you know, if you bring tweezers in here, you get suspended. So 2 is a goner also.

Number 3 is important. No soldiers may be quartered in your home. If you go home and the President has put a bunch of soldiers in your house, you are legally required to tell me about it. Got it? This doesn't pertain to your crazy Uncle Frank who just did his fifth tour in Iraqistan. He's allowed to sleep on the couch and play "Angry Birds" all day.

Number four is a non-starter. Not yours.

Your assignment is to Wiki the rest of 'em. I think I need to strip search Sandy. Saw her do a furtive movement. That's the only reason I need. Sandy, please go to the Interrogation Office.

You mean your minivan, Mister Principal?

2012-06-19 02:00:17 AM  
2 votes:
Kids falsely accused of theft should be permitted to deliver a full blown kick in the junk to their accusers.
2012-06-19 01:54:24 AM  
2 votes:
"She came up to him and rubbed her fingers around inside of his underwear," Cox said.

Go on.

2012-06-18 11:32:10 PM  
2 votes:
...was the kid still naked when it was time for the special hug?
2012-06-20 08:53:45 AM  
1 vote:
It's getting to the point now that if you're a school prinicpal, you might as well just go ahead and be a catholic priest.
2012-06-20 01:35:03 AM  
1 vote:
Hmmm, that reminds me - maybe the principle and teachers that used to paddle me in school woukd like to TRY it now?
I GUARANTEE a different outcome!
2012-06-19 07:13:23 AM  
1 vote:

kd1s: Wait, ten years old and in the 3rd grade? I started first grade at 5 years old because of a late year birthday. So I was 8 in 3rd grade. Now doing the math, lets say young master thief is 10 now, 9 in 2nd grade, 8 in first grade. Something doesn't add up there.

5 plus equals the age that most of the kids are when they start the grade. But kids have birthdays, so add 6 to the grade level to get the age most of the kids are when they finish the grade.

The something that doesn't add up for you is that this kid got held back one time--just once. Probably needed math remediation, which isn't that unusual, now is it?
2012-06-19 05:48:21 AM  
1 vote:

lanmac: Coming on a Bicycle: lanmac: Being in and from NC. I must condone we are not all this stupid. I felt this needed to be said after the state seems to be stuck in a time warp, first banning gay marriage then banning rights in general. WTF NC WTF?

Condone. That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

damn it this is why i should not post at 3-4ish in the morn.

EDIT: I do not condone....

Nope... stiiiill not the right word.
2012-06-19 05:09:39 AM  
1 vote:
I didn't take any money either.
2012-06-19 04:22:34 AM  
1 vote:
Well at least the media didn't compound the violation by publishing the victim's picture.

Oh, wait...
2012-06-19 04:12:14 AM  
1 vote:

they call it "the Sandusky look"
2012-06-19 03:58:22 AM  
1 vote:
how many third graders can you take in a fight? i can beat off 50!
2012-06-19 02:10:39 AM  
1 vote:
'Oh god. 20 dollars is missing. These 3rd graders said it was this 3rd grader...what do I do... This could make or break me'

"So, could you please start taking your clothes off? Don't worry, the janitor is here watching, and he's a guy."
2012-06-18 11:57:46 PM  
1 vote:
Hey NC, it's "in locus parentis" not "in locus penis".
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