Godamnlimey: So octopus is to dolphin as frog is to chimp,the ocean's pocket pussy.

I prefer 'Fleshlight of the Abyss'.

Hadda do it...

So I'm wondering how many clams does it take to get a blowjob from an octopus. I'm also wondering given the size and nature of octopus beaks is that dolphin now "Jewish" or does it just have octopus herpes.

Best. Handjob. Ever?

i wish people would stop flushing the unused Aphrodisiac.

Japanese schoolgirl dolphin?

Given the highly sexual nature of dolphins, I think the dolphin may have been raping the octopus.

/dolphins, not the happy rainbow mammals everyone seems to think they are

How do we know that the octopus wasn't implanting his spermatophores in a female dolphin who was busily telling the octopus that she'd rather not?

/"Clickclickclick EEEEE click click" means no.

Here's the New Scientist take on story:

Greek octopus forms coalition with dolphin's genitals

of course if it were a Greek octopus that dolphin would have gotten fisted by 8 tentacles or maybe the octopus would have just gone up the Hershey highway, done some mustard shooting, taken the dirt road.....had a meat missile mud bath or in other words went drilling for oil on the moon.

"Leave my baby alone!"

"He keeps putting his testicles all over me."

I think we're overlooking the fact that this made the front page of CNN.

That's hysterically smart of the octopus.

CSB: I was talking to a tropical fish store owner in Maryland. He couldn't figure out why, on a daily basis, expensive saltwater fish were disappearing. So, he set up a video camera over night.
When he watched the footage the next day, he saw that an octopus kept in the far tank would climb out in the middle of the night, jump into another tank, eat what he could find, and go back to his tank before morning.

Never underestimate how smart those things are.

HOT DOLPHIN!

sidcart42: Uh, based on what we know of dolphin behavior, I can't imagine that octopus was being "naughty." It's a farking rape survivor.

Yeah, but do YOU think it learned anything? Nope, next time it sees a Japanese schoolgirl, it'll forget EVERYTHING.