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(Grind TV)   Photographs of a dolphin jumping out of the ocean with an octopus attached to its stomach. Suck it, remoras   ( divider line
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2012-06-19 12:05:15 PM  
The octopus was trying to eat the dolphin, it thought it was a shark. See: Link
2012-06-19 12:43:45 PM  
2012-06-19 01:10:17 PM  
How do we know that the octopus wasn't implanting his spermatophores in a female dolphin who was busily telling the octopus that she'd rather not?

/"Clickclickclick EEEEE click click" means no.
2012-06-19 02:04:33 PM  
Yetinsyny know, you've got to debeak praire squids before enjoying them.
2012-06-19 02:29:31 PM  
Here's the sick squid I owe you.
2012-06-19 02:31:47 PM  
"Fa luv awk ta pa."

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Hot, like a rapey dolphin
2012-06-19 03:58:22 PM headline was better.
2012-06-19 05:27:01 PM  
Another numbskull prank by SpongeBob and Patrick.
2012-06-19 07:39:16 PM  
Multiple responses:

A. Ever have a turd that you just couldn't shake loose?

B. Paging Ghastly to Thread 7169547...
B(1). Tentacle monsters and the dolphins who love them.

/tentacoo wape
2012-06-20 04:56:44 AM  

SubBass49: headline was better.

Feeling octopus raped?
2012-06-20 01:46:12 PM  
It's been done...

"One evening, two young girls were lounging in the bathtub of Led Zeppelin's hotel suite. Page walked in. He giggled, "We figured you need something to keep you company." Then he threw four live octopuses into the tub... ...The young ladies wound up enjoying the octopuses more than the rockers. "Oh my god," squealed one of them, "I've gotta get me one of these. It's like having an 8-armed vibrator!"

/from 'Stairway To Heaven', by Richard Cole
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