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(Grind TV)   Photographs of a dolphin jumping out of the ocean with an octopus attached to its stomach. Suck it, remoras   (grindtv.com) divider line 61
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2012-06-19 12:53:05 AM
Who are we to judge? I think they look happy together!
 
2012-06-19 03:57:25 AM
www.obviouswinner.com
 
2012-06-19 04:07:00 AM
This is the photograph of a lifetime.

Props to the cap'n who captured that big fish.
 
2012-06-19 04:10:49 AM
Given the highly sexual nature of dolphins, I think the dolphin may have been raping the octopus.

/dolphins, not the happy rainbow mammals everyone seems to think they are
 
2012-06-19 04:13:17 AM
Uh, based on what we know of dolphin behavior, I can't imagine that octopus was being "naughty." It's a farking rape survivor.
 
2012-06-19 04:14:49 AM
Japanese schoolgirl dolphin?
 
2012-06-19 04:15:53 AM
rape caves lol
 
2012-06-19 04:22:19 AM
Came here for jokes about tentacle porn, leaving satisfied.

Those photos need to be captioned, though.

/hey Jed, hold my beer and watch me ride this dolphin's anus
 
2012-06-19 04:28:26 AM

HotWingAgenda: ,


I like the use of your comma.

It almost looks like a tentacle.
 
2012-06-19 04:32:12 AM
"Naughty Octopus" would make a great band name.


"My hypothesis is that the dolphin might have attacked - tried to prey on the octopus - and somehow to avoid it the octopus just attached to the dolphin's belly."

That octopus must have seen Empire Strikes Back.

mffanrodders.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-19 04:34:19 AM
Best. Handjob. Ever?
 
2012-06-19 04:34:31 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-19 04:40:19 AM
So long, and thanks for all the octopodes.
 
2012-06-19 04:44:11 AM

sidcart42: Uh, based on what we know of dolphin behavior, I can't imagine that octopus was being "naughty." It's a farking rape survivor.


Yeah, but do YOU think it learned anything? Nope, next time it sees a Japanese schoolgirl, it'll forget EVERYTHING.
 
2012-06-19 04:45:08 AM

libranoelrose: HotWingAgenda: ,

I like the use of your comma.

It almost looks like a tentacle.


I'm gonna be going nuts for the rest of the night trying to figure out which comma you're referring to.

Also, that came across as a horrible pickup line for kinky English majors.
 
2012-06-19 04:48:40 AM
i wish people would stop flushing the unused Aphrodisiac.
 
2012-06-19 04:53:25 AM
Was it a female dolphin?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-19 05:06:17 AM
Only the beginning:

images.spaceref.com
 
2012-06-19 05:21:12 AM
DOLPHOCTOPUS TERROR!
 
2012-06-19 05:24:52 AM
In the list of strange effects of insomnia...

I read that as "attached to dolphin's head" before I clicked the link. Then I thought the headline was clever. But it wasn't as clever as my sleep deprived mind.
 
2012-06-19 05:42:53 AM
 
2012-06-19 05:52:51 AM
Obligatory:
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2012-06-19 06:10:12 AM
HOT DOLPHIN!

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2012-06-19 06:10:37 AM
So octopus is to dolphin as frog is to chimp,the ocean's pocket pussy.
 
2012-06-19 06:14:13 AM

Godamnlimey: So octopus is to dolphin as frog is to chimp,the ocean's pocket pussy.


I prefer 'Fleshlight of the Abyss'.
 
2012-06-19 06:16:42 AM
So long, and thanks for all the calamari.
 
2012-06-19 06:27:46 AM
I blame Japan.
 
2012-06-19 06:29:09 AM
So I'm wondering how many clams does it take to get a blowjob from an octopus. I'm also wondering given the size and nature of octopus beaks is that dolphin now "Jewish" or does it just have octopus herpes.
 
2012-06-19 06:43:12 AM
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!!!
 
2012-06-19 07:17:37 AM
That's hysterically smart of the octopus.

CSB: I was talking to a tropical fish store owner in Maryland. He couldn't figure out why, on a daily basis, expensive saltwater fish were disappearing. So, he set up a video camera over night.
When he watched the footage the next day, he saw that an octopus kept in the far tank would climb out in the middle of the night, jump into another tank, eat what he could find, and go back to his tank before morning.

Never underestimate how smart those things are.
 
2012-06-19 07:22:09 AM
That sucks
 
2012-06-19 07:23:40 AM
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-06-19 07:32:41 AM

fusillade762: "Naughty Octopus" would make a great band name.


"My hypothesis is that the dolphin might have attacked - tried to prey on the octopus - and somehow to avoid it the octopus just attached to the dolphin's belly."

That octopus must have seen Empire Strikes Back.

[mffanrodders.files.wordpress.com image 320x215]


My first thought. Good luck to it drifting away with the rest of the 'gabage' though.
 
2012-06-19 08:06:51 AM

OscarTamerz: So I'm wondering how many clams does it take to get a blowjob from an octopus. I'm also wondering given the size and nature of octopus beaks is that dolphin now "Jewish" or does it just have octopus herpes.


This. static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-06-19 08:16:48 AM

Godamnlimey: So octopus is to dolphin as frog is to chimp,the ocean's pocket pussy.


There you go. I did enjoin this titillating threed with this very reference in mind. Thank you for posting it. I shall repair to my masturbaquarium to be fellated by ceolocath.
 
2012-06-19 08:19:38 AM

durbnpoisn: That's hysterically smart of the octopus.

CSB: I was talking to a tropical fish store owner in Maryland. He couldn't figure out why, on a daily basis, expensive saltwater fish were disappearing. So, he set up a video camera over night.
When he watched the footage the next day, he saw that an octopus kept in the far tank would climb out in the middle of the night, jump into another tank, eat what he could find, and go back to his tank before morning.

Never underestimate how smart those things are.



Friend of a friend's cousin's uncle who knew a guy that once worked with someone that heard about....

Don't get me wrong, it's a great story. I heard it myself many years ago, and in that version it was at some aquarium/research facility in CA, possibly Monterey Bay.
 
2012-06-19 08:36:01 AM
Fire up the AfterEffects, SyFy channel!
 
2012-06-19 08:43:32 AM
Was it one of these:
images.wikia.com ?
 
2012-06-19 08:46:43 AM
I think we're overlooking the fact that this made the front page of CNN.
 
2012-06-19 08:49:20 AM
Maybe the dolphin was just jumping for joy...
 
2012-06-19 08:50:35 AM
Ah dolphins, a blowhole on the top and a suckhole on the bottom.
 
2012-06-19 09:34:00 AM
You're gonna' need a bigger octopus.
 
Biv
2012-06-19 09:40:36 AM

Hagenhatesyouall: You're gonna' need a bigger octopus.


He can't stay down with two octopi on 'im.
 
2012-06-19 09:48:54 AM
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"He keeps putting his testicles all over me."
 
2012-06-19 10:01:44 AM
Your move Japan.
 
2012-06-19 10:26:23 AM

durbnpoisn: That's hysterically smart of the octopus.

CSB: I was talking to a tropical fish store owner in Maryland. He couldn't figure out why, on a daily basis, expensive saltwater fish were disappearing. So, he set up a video camera over night.
When he watched the footage the next day, he saw that an octopus kept in the far tank would climb out in the middle of the night, jump into another tank, eat what he could find, and go back to his tank before morning.

Never underestimate how smart those things are.


You know that here on fark stuff like this is going to be outed as being

A) Bullshiat
B) True, but not yours

/CSB : NOT YOURS
 
2012-06-19 10:30:58 AM
Hadda do it...

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2012-06-19 10:46:46 AM
www.365horrormovie.com
 
2012-06-19 10:48:26 AM
img.metro.co.uk

"Leave my baby alone!"
 
2012-06-19 11:30:44 AM
Here's the New Scientist take on story:

Greek octopus forms coalition with dolphin's genitals

of course if it were a Greek octopus that dolphin would have gotten fisted by 8 tentacles or maybe the octopus would have just gone up the Hershey highway, done some mustard shooting, taken the dirt road.....had a meat missile mud bath or in other words went drilling for oil on the moon.
 
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