FARK.com: (7169453) It takes a lot of balls to reject a free $1 million corrective surgery. 100 lbs of balls to be exact

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		It takes a lot of balls to reject a free $1 million corrective surgery. 100 lbs of balls to be exact (dailymail.co.uk)		24
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Sgt Otter		2012-06-18 09:12:11 PM

31 votes:

"We're gonna need a bigger slatted chair."

Alleyoop		2012-06-18 10:02:44 PM

6 votes:

/slackers

ArgusRun		2012-06-18 09:23:00 PM

5 votes:

Fine...

I'll do it

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Roook		2012-06-18 09:08:26 PM

4 votes:

how horrifying would that be if he walked down the street on his hands with the hood untied?

Ed Finnerty		2012-06-18 08:45:16 PM

3 votes:

doglover: Walker: What an idiot. They showed this guy on Howard Stern's TV show, what he has to go thru just to be able to leave the house each day. He is clearly suffering, in a lot of pain, and then rejects an offer to fix the problem? You can fix big balls, but you can't fix stupid.

Story rights, dude.

Save a million only to lose 3 when lifetime makes a movie?

I'd love to see Judith Light star in that. They can have Tony Danza as a walk-on and make some reference like "Who's the Balls?" as they roll Mona's corpse out for a tight reaction shot.

Later that night, in retaliation for years of abusing ta bagging, she lights his balls on fire while he sleeps.

doglover		2012-06-18 08:07:42 PM

3 votes:

And I said to her "A condom? When am I gonna be in Hati again?"

Apos		2012-06-18 08:06:34 PM

3 votes:

They should have offered him double that amount to testes resolve.

GungFu		2012-06-19 03:15:20 AM

2 votes:

Apos		2012-06-18 10:52:28 PM

2 votes:

MAYORBOB: Sounds like a candidate for a costarring role in Octomom's follow up porn vid.

I dunno about that....There's a vas deferens between the two of them.

Professczar		2012-06-18 09:27:47 PM

2 votes:

Wow, that's nuts.

taniquelle		2012-06-19 12:05:47 AM

1 votes:

He's half nuts!!!

Snarfangel		2012-06-18 11:44:56 PM

1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: He's afraid he might lose his penis and testicles in the surgery and that's a reason not to have it? Dude, your scrotum is engulfing your penis so much that you have to piss on yourself. And what the hell purpose are your testicles serving at present? Get the operation! You'd using a hoodie as pants!

/autocorrect keeps changing penis to lenient
//and it changed piss to puss
///and hoodie to goodies
////gotta figure out how to turn ac off

He's afraid he might lose his lenient and testicles in the surgery and that's a reason not to have it? Dude, your scrotum is engulfing your lenient so much that you have to puss on yourself. And what the hell purpose are your testicles serving at present? Get the operation! You'd using a goodies as pants!

There, it's fixed now.

Plissken		2012-06-18 11:35:11 PM

1 votes:

Would you ever go on a date with this guy?
I mean, if he had a great personality and drove a cool car?
Of course, you'd probably have to sit in the back because his balls would have to ride shotgun.

Also, does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?

LordOfThePings		2012-06-18 10:24:28 PM

1 votes:

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

Valiente		2012-06-18 09:44:36 PM

1 votes:

That guy's nuts.

GreatBunzinni		2012-06-18 09:40:47 PM

1 votes:

Viz should sponsor this guy, and invite him to do a cameo in a buster gonad strip

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BeSerious		2012-06-18 09:33:03 PM

1 votes:

That was an amazing read. Thank you, testicle guy.

MrEricSir		2012-06-18 09:24:07 PM

1 votes:

It's insane, this guy's taint.

Zombie Butler		2012-06-18 09:22:12 PM

1 votes:

Apos: They should have offered him double that amount to testes resolve.

Double? 2 million taint nothing compared to the rights.

Welfare Xmas		2012-06-18 09:15:23 PM

1 votes:

Randy, is Randy around here somewhere. I'm sure Randy must be in here somewhere.

adiabat		2012-06-18 08:42:32 PM

1 votes:

You gotta admit it, the guy has balls.
Well, at least one.

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-06-18 08:31:14 PM

1 votes:

He's afraid he might lose his penis and testicles in the surgery and that's a reason not to have it? Dude, your scrotum is engulfing your penis so much that you have to piss on yourself. And what the hell purpose are your testicles serving at present? Get the operation! You'd using a hoodie as pants!

/autocorrect keeps changing penis to lenient
//and it changed piss to puss
///and hoodie to goodies
////gotta figure out how to turn ac off

BarkingUnicorn		2012-06-18 08:10:55 PM

1 votes:

For once, I could have done with just one picture in a Daily Mail article.

crypticsatellite		2012-06-18 08:09:11 PM

1 votes:

doglover: And I said to her "A condom? When am I gonna be in Hati again?"

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