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(Daily Mail)   It takes a lot of balls to reject a free $1 million corrective surgery. 100 lbs of balls to be exact   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 17
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2012-06-18 08:34:39 PM
3 votes:
What an idiot. They showed this guy on Howard Stern's TV show, what he has to go thru just to be able to leave the house each day. He is clearly suffering, in a lot of pain, and then rejects an offer to fix the problem? You can fix big balls, but you can't fix stupid.
2012-06-18 08:15:16 PM
3 votes:

ToxicMunkee: I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?


The surgery offer was from a fame-whore Oprah-denographic surgeon. He would waive the fee for the story rights.

In other words, it's a silly offer made hamfistedly in bad faith.
2012-06-18 09:42:48 PM
1 votes:
Isn't that hydrocele testis, what Edward Gibbon had?

I'd rather be without balls than suffer that. That and testicular cancer. One can always get hormone injections.
2012-06-18 09:40:47 PM
1 votes:
Viz should sponsor this guy, and invite him to do a cameo in a buster gonad strip

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2012-06-18 09:35:30 PM
1 votes:
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2012-06-18 09:33:37 PM
1 votes:
The ending where his wee-wee popped (sorry I hope wee-wee isn't too graphic for Fark like p00pie apparently is) made watching the whole video worth it!
2012-06-18 09:33:34 PM
1 votes:
He's betting he can make more than $1 million from his story then pay for the surgery himself. It's kind of exploitive for someone to say he has to give up all rights in order to be helped. If the offer had been to split the rights 50-50 that would be much more respectful.
2012-06-18 09:30:13 PM
1 votes:
So, we'll fix your life threatening and very gross testicular problem, but we want to own the rights to your life story?

Oprah's coze Doc is an awfully slimy fellow.
2012-06-18 09:12:11 PM
1 votes:
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"We're gonna need a bigger slatted chair."
2012-06-18 09:07:16 PM
1 votes:
So he puts his legs through the arms of a hoodie and wears it like pants, and put his balls in the hood and then ties it shut?

goddamn get the surgery!
2012-06-18 08:31:14 PM
1 votes:
He's afraid he might lose his penis and testicles in the surgery and that's a reason not to have it? Dude, your scrotum is engulfing your penis so much that you have to piss on yourself. And what the hell purpose are your testicles serving at present? Get the operation! You'd using a hoodie as pants!

/autocorrect keeps changing penis to lenient
//and it changed piss to puss
///and hoodie to goodies
////gotta figure out how to turn ac off
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-06-18 08:14:49 PM
1 votes:

ToxicMunkee: I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?


Lawyers and shiat.

Spend "1 million dollars" on surgery, make guy give up rights, sell rights for 2 million.
2012-06-18 08:12:03 PM
1 votes:
I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?
2012-06-18 08:10:55 PM
1 votes:
For once, I could have done with just one picture in a Daily Mail article.
2012-06-18 08:09:11 PM
1 votes:

doglover: And I said to her "A condom? When am I gonna be in Hati again?"



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2012-06-18 08:06:34 PM
1 votes:
They should have offered him double that amount to testes resolve.
2012-06-18 08:02:35 PM
1 votes:
Those must make his penis look really small by comparison.
 
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