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(Daily Mail)   It takes a lot of balls to reject a free $1 million corrective surgery. 100 lbs of balls to be exact   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 113
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2012-06-18 08:02:35 PM  
Those must make his penis look really small by comparison.
 
2012-06-18 08:04:18 PM  
Aaaannnd... cue South Park.
 
2012-06-18 08:06:34 PM  
They should have offered him double that amount to testes resolve.
 
2012-06-18 08:07:42 PM  
And I said to her "A condom? When am I gonna be in Hati again?"
 
2012-06-18 08:09:11 PM  

doglover: And I said to her "A condom? When am I gonna be in Hati again?"



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2012-06-18 08:10:55 PM  
For once, I could have done with just one picture in a Daily Mail article.
 
2012-06-18 08:12:03 PM  
I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-06-18 08:14:49 PM  

ToxicMunkee: I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?


Lawyers and shiat.

Spend "1 million dollars" on surgery, make guy give up rights, sell rights for 2 million.
 
2012-06-18 08:15:16 PM  

ToxicMunkee: I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?


The surgery offer was from a fame-whore Oprah-denographic surgeon. He would waive the fee for the story rights.

In other words, it's a silly offer made hamfistedly in bad faith.
 
2012-06-18 08:31:14 PM  
He's afraid he might lose his penis and testicles in the surgery and that's a reason not to have it? Dude, your scrotum is engulfing your penis so much that you have to piss on yourself. And what the hell purpose are your testicles serving at present? Get the operation! You'd using a hoodie as pants!

/autocorrect keeps changing penis to lenient
//and it changed piss to puss
///and hoodie to goodies
////gotta figure out how to turn ac off
 
2012-06-18 08:32:45 PM  
And human error gave me you'd insstead of you're
 
2012-06-18 08:33:46 PM  

MBK: ToxicMunkee: I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?

Lawyers and shiat.

Spend "1 million dollars" on surgery, make guy give up rights, sell rights for 2 million.


doglover: ToxicMunkee: I'm sorry, buy why would he have to give up the rights to his story if he got the surgery?

The surgery offer was from a fame-whore Oprah-denographic surgeon. He would waive the fee for the story rights.

In other words, it's a silly offer made hamfistedly in bad faith.


Oh I see. F*cking Dr Oz. I hate that guy.
 
2012-06-18 08:34:39 PM  
What an idiot. They showed this guy on Howard Stern's TV show, what he has to go thru just to be able to leave the house each day. He is clearly suffering, in a lot of pain, and then rejects an offer to fix the problem? You can fix big balls, but you can't fix stupid.
 
2012-06-18 08:38:28 PM  

Walker: What an idiot. They showed this guy on Howard Stern's TV show, what he has to go thru just to be able to leave the house each day. He is clearly suffering, in a lot of pain, and then rejects an offer to fix the problem? You can fix big balls, but you can't fix stupid.


Story rights, dude.

Save a million only to lose 3 when lifetime makes a movie?
 
2012-06-18 08:42:32 PM  
You gotta admit it, the guy has balls.
Well, at least one.
 
2012-06-18 08:45:16 PM  

doglover: Walker: What an idiot. They showed this guy on Howard Stern's TV show, what he has to go thru just to be able to leave the house each day. He is clearly suffering, in a lot of pain, and then rejects an offer to fix the problem? You can fix big balls, but you can't fix stupid.

Story rights, dude.

Save a million only to lose 3 when lifetime makes a movie?


I'd love to see Judith Light star in that. They can have Tony Danza as a walk-on and make some reference like "Who's the Balls?" as they roll Mona's corpse out for a tight reaction shot.

Later that night, in retaliation for years of abusing ta bagging, she lights his balls on fire while he sleeps.
 
2012-06-18 08:46:59 PM  
Later that night, in retaliation for years of abusing ta abusive tea bagging, she lights his balls on fire while he sleeps.

FTFM
 
2012-06-18 09:06:48 PM  
If the love of your life has lit your balls on fire, you might have more problems than discerning...

;)
 
2012-06-18 09:07:16 PM  
So he puts his legs through the arms of a hoodie and wears it like pants, and put his balls in the hood and then ties it shut?

goddamn get the surgery!
 
2012-06-18 09:08:05 PM  

Walker: What an idiot. They showed this guy on Howard Stern's TV show, what he has to go thru just to be able to leave the house each day. He is clearly suffering, in a lot of pain, and then rejects an offer to fix the problem? You can fix big balls, but you can't fix stupid.


Yeah, I remember the show where he came on. If I remember correctly he was talking about how much he desperately needed this surgery. There were doctors calling in, and there was a talk of getting donations going which he seemed fine with.
 
2012-06-18 09:08:26 PM  
how horrifying would that be if he walked down the street on his hands with the hood untied?
 
2012-06-18 09:08:51 PM  
I've seen this guy around town. Compared to some other 'physically challenged' people I've seen here, he's no big deal.
 
2012-06-18 09:08:54 PM  
Theme song for this guy: Link
 
2012-06-18 09:09:38 PM  
Get me his agent. We'll put him in the Jackass sequel. It'l be really funny, we'll have some guy run up and kick him in the balls. Hahahahahha.


Then we''ll have some little kid run up and kick him in the balls. Hahahahahahahhahha


Then we'll find a little old lady and she' kick him in the balls. Hahahahahahahahaha.


This will be the best Jackass movie yet.
 
2012-06-18 09:12:11 PM  
lauriekendrick.files.wordpress.com

"We're gonna need a bigger slatted chair."
 
2012-06-18 09:15:23 PM  
Randy, is Randy around here somewhere. I'm sure Randy must be in here somewhere.
 
2012-06-18 09:17:34 PM  
Well if its not life threatening than I guess it's his choice. It says he can't have sex though which leads me to conclude it must be a pretty grim job for him to clean up after rubbing one out.
 
2012-06-18 09:18:00 PM  
They said you was hung...

...and they was right!
 
2012-06-18 09:18:28 PM  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: Theme song for this guy: Link


Nooo...THIS song.

/obviously
 
2012-06-18 09:19:01 PM  
Randy, you're balls!
 
2012-06-18 09:19:15 PM  

Sgt Otter: [lauriekendrick.files.wordpress.com image 240x180]

"We're gonna need a bigger slatted chair."


Bravo
 
2012-06-18 09:19:26 PM  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: Theme song for this guy: Link


I expected that "biggest balls of them all" song AC/DC cut back in the early 80's. Probably just as appropriate though
 
2012-06-18 09:19:26 PM  

Roook: So he puts his legs through the arms of a hoodie and wears it like pants, and put his balls in the hood and then ties it shut?


Aren't skants great?
 
2012-06-18 09:22:12 PM  

Apos: They should have offered him double that amount to testes resolve.


Double? 2 million taint nothing compared to the rights.
 
2012-06-18 09:23:00 PM  
Fine...


I'll do it

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2012-06-18 09:24:07 PM  
It's insane, this guy's taint.
 
2012-06-18 09:27:31 PM  
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I heard his boss couldn't fire him, though. Which is nice.

/Wow. And I thought I had a hairy ass
/best line in the entire series.
/what kind of an idiot, when watching a guy pound the hell out of a sexy woman in a convertible, exclaims "Wow. And I thought I had a hairy ass!"
 
2012-06-18 09:27:47 PM  
Wow, that's nuts.
 
2012-06-18 09:30:13 PM  
So, we'll fix your life threatening and very gross testicular problem, but we want to own the rights to your life story?

Oprah's coze Doc is an awfully slimy fellow.
 
2012-06-18 09:33:03 PM  
That was an amazing read. Thank you, testicle guy.
 
2012-06-18 09:33:34 PM  
He's betting he can make more than $1 million from his story then pay for the surgery himself. It's kind of exploitive for someone to say he has to give up all rights in order to be helped. If the offer had been to split the rights 50-50 that would be much more respectful.
 
2012-06-18 09:33:37 PM  
The ending where his wee-wee popped (sorry I hope wee-wee isn't too graphic for Fark like p00pie apparently is) made watching the whole video worth it!
 
2012-06-18 09:35:30 PM  
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2012-06-18 09:37:14 PM  
Sell the rights for a few mil.
Fly to the P.I. and get the operation done for 50k.

/Fark US health care costs.
 
2012-06-18 09:37:57 PM  

MrHappyRotter: The ending where his wee-wee popped (sorry I hope wee-wee isn't too graphic for Fark like p00pie apparently is) made watching the whole video worth it!


Took me about 2 secs to realize what was happening and another to shut down that window. 3 secs was more than enough- makes my day knowing that i didn't make it beyond that.
 
2012-06-18 09:38:04 PM  

ArgusRun: Fine...

I'll do it

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ty
 
2012-06-18 09:40:20 PM  
If he flew SouthWest Airlines, would they make him buy 1 or 2 extra seats?
 
2012-06-18 09:40:47 PM  
Viz should sponsor this guy, and invite him to do a cameo in a buster gonad strip

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2012-06-18 09:42:48 PM  
Isn't that hydrocele testis, what Edward Gibbon had?

I'd rather be without balls than suffer that. That and testicular cancer. One can always get hormone injections.
 
2012-06-18 09:43:35 PM  
Does he work at a bowling alley?
 
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