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(Gawker)   Old and busted: Fight Club. New hotness: Fight Church   ( divider line
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7475 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jun 2012 at 9:38 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-18 09:48:07 PM  
3 votes:
The first rule of Jesus Fight Club is: You spread the word about Jesus Fight Club.
2012-06-18 11:22:17 PM  
2 votes:
His name was Reverend Paulson
His name was Reverend Paulson

2012-06-18 11:54:14 PM  
1 vote:

Begoggle: This is one church I would go to with Bevets.

Well if you're going to fight him just remember he doesn't have any moves of his own, just stuff he copies from other people.
2012-06-18 11:23:15 PM  
1 vote:

phrawgh: We should have seen this coming:

"Do not think that I came to bring peace on Earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." (Matthew 10:34-39 NASB)

/Praise God and Let's get ready to rumble!

So he new it was coming even then and STILL was a simpering coward when his dad insisted? Was the bible written by Brian Herbert?
2012-06-18 10:53:29 PM  
1 vote:
I am God's cauliflower ear.
2012-06-18 10:43:14 PM  
1 vote:

Begoggle: This is one church I would go to with Bevets.

He'd just bring a cardboard cutout of a guy with fists.
2012-06-18 10:20:06 PM  
1 vote:
This is one church I would go to with Bevets.
2012-06-18 10:08:14 PM  
1 vote:
Why, bless their bloodthirsty little hearts. When do they start fighting lions?
2012-06-18 10:00:46 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? LISTEN TO ME! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.

I know that feel.
2012-06-18 09:53:36 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-18 09:50:03 PM  
1 vote:
old and busted: old and busted/new hotness meme. new hotness: ANYTHING THAT IS LESS RETARDED AND BORING/ANNOYING THAN THIS MEME.
2012-06-18 09:43:11 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-18 09:41:25 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: This is just very poor satire,right? Right?

...but he was pinned

2012-06-18 09:40:59 PM  
1 vote:
"He's passed to full mount and now, oh he's switching to a crucifix! He's pinned both arms and now he's pulling out his bible and reading the Book of Job to him!"
2012-06-18 09:17:16 PM  
1 vote:
Because self flagellation is boring. Bring a friend!
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