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(Miami Herald)   Man charged with taking secret videos of Hooter's bikini pageant contestants while they were changing into their swimsuits. Actual quote: "Man to man, I did it because I've never had a girlfriend"   (miamiherald.com) divider line 75
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2012-06-18 09:05:36 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-06-18 09:05:51 PM  
What's his Fark handle?

/obligatory
 
2012-06-18 09:06:35 PM  

Shazam999: What's his Fark handle?

Glitchwerks: What's his Fark handle?

/obligatory


damnit
 
2012-06-18 09:06:51 PM  
pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-06-18 09:07:01 PM  
It's getting dusty in here.
*Sniff.*

Who are WE to judge, I ASK YOU???

Let this poor soul go free!!!
 
2012-06-18 09:07:08 PM  
forums.watchuseek.com
 
2012-06-18 09:07:36 PM  
Hell, I've had girlfriends and a wife and I'd still have to think long and hard about passing up that opportunity.
 
2012-06-18 09:08:00 PM  

Shazam999: What's his Fark handle?


Curse you! Foiled again!

/I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those quicker Farkers.
 
2012-06-18 09:13:22 PM  
I can believe it.
 
2012-06-18 09:15:48 PM  
Some people have dreams of family and self fulfillment, my dream is to see lots of titties. Is that so wrong?
 
2012-06-18 09:19:13 PM  
Seriously, in this day and age if you are a woman and you are in a bikini contest, are a famous tv/movie personality, or are attractive in the least, you have to assume that wherever you are dressing, you are being filmed.

I see a market for a Portable Personal Changing Space, similar to the Cone of Silence.
 
2012-06-18 09:20:52 PM  
ick
 
2012-06-18 09:21:29 PM  
media.miamiherald.com

Girls, he's quite a catch!
 
2012-06-18 09:21:41 PM  

Christian Bale: or are attractive in the least, you have to assume that wherever you are dressing, you are being filmed.


you are now farkied as "creepy stalker"
 
2012-06-18 09:21:45 PM  
Looks like he'll be using the "I've never had a girlfriend" defense.
 
2012-06-18 09:21:51 PM  
It's not like he was making slapping sounds in the shower.
 
2012-06-18 09:24:44 PM  
vudukungfu
It's not like he was making slapping sounds in the shower.

I'd say he just might be getting that opportunity real soon; as soon as the trial is over.
 
2012-06-18 09:24:52 PM  
Man to man, I see a lot of man on man in this man's future.

/man
 
2012-06-18 09:24:59 PM  
I'm sure he'll get a "girlfriend" in jail. No doubt.
 
2012-06-18 09:26:55 PM  
Is it too much to hope for that this article do some decent farking reporting and actually show the video???
journalism these days!
 
2012-06-18 09:27:38 PM  
I saw a couple of those contests on ESPN. Some of those women were absolutely smoking hot. If I were in his position, I wouldn't videotape those girls because it's a sleazy invasion of privacy, but I can't say that I wouldn't give the idea some serious thought.
 
2012-06-18 09:28:47 PM  
imcdb.org

used recently in a different thread but I feel its oblig
 
2012-06-18 09:28:50 PM  

LDM90: long and hard


cdn.business2community.com

Uh, huh, huh, huh. Uh, huh, huh, huh,, you said "long" and "hard"
 
2012-06-18 09:29:28 PM  
I don't believe the charges. I DEMAND access to the evidence... and some privacy.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-06-18 09:34:57 PM  
Necessary in every Hooters thread:

iwidk.com
 
2012-06-18 09:37:11 PM  

LDM90: Hell, I've had girlfriends and a wife and I'd still have to think long and hard about passing up that opportunity.


Long and hard.
 
2012-06-18 09:38:17 PM  
What is this Lonely Fark Bachelor's Name?
 
2012-06-18 09:38:41 PM  
Has this guy not heard of strip clubs?
 
2012-06-18 09:41:38 PM  

skinink: Has this guy not heard of strip clubs?


Or the internet?
 
2012-06-18 09:44:25 PM  

Shazam999: What's his Fark handle?

Glitchwerks: What's his Fark handle?


and... we're done here.
 
2012-06-18 09:57:13 PM  
So the difference between what he saw on stage versus what he photographed is nips and pubes, right? Seems like a lot of fuss over three things that can be covered with two band-aids and a cork.
 
2012-06-18 10:01:28 PM  
How many times did they have to review the "evidence" before they arrested him?
 
2012-06-18 10:07:09 PM  

Shazam999: What's his Fark handle?


*shakes fist*
 
2012-06-18 10:08:35 PM  
One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link
 
2012-06-18 10:11:18 PM  

basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link


Oh man, not fair. Outta bounds. Totally outta bounds
 
2012-06-18 10:13:50 PM  
www.wearysloth.com
Don't make it too obvious, but I wanna see fur and early morning dew.
 
2012-06-18 10:14:22 PM  
So all throughout the article the girls are all called "models". I've seen a couple that might be models at some point in their lives, but when they are working at Hooters, they were Hooters girls and far from "models".
 
2012-06-18 10:19:40 PM  

basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link


Ow, my eyes!!
 
2012-06-18 10:25:37 PM  
I won't judge until I see the quality of said video.
 
2012-06-18 10:34:17 PM  

basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link


I suspect this is some sort of Dick Roll and I refuse to participate.
 
2012-06-18 10:35:21 PM  

basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link


You should keep your family photos to yourself.
 
2012-06-18 10:36:06 PM  
I love how underneath his picture it says:

Upload and share your own.

You can share related videos and photos.

Submit: Video Pictures
 
2012-06-18 10:40:11 PM  

LDM90: Hell, I've had girlfriends and a wife and I'd still have to think long and hard about passing up that opportunity.


Ack, I've had girlfriends and your wife and I too would have a hard time passing up that opportunity.
 
2012-06-18 10:42:05 PM  

quickdraw: Christian Bale: or are attractive in the least, you have to assume that wherever you are dressing, you are being filmed.

you are now farkied as "creepy stalker"



and you as "messenger killer"
 
2012-06-18 10:55:08 PM  
Never had a girlfriend? I wonder why? Looks at mugshot ... Oh, never mind.

He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
 
2012-06-18 10:56:39 PM  

9beers: It's even more pathetic that he pays his own way and works for free just to be in the room with some cute chicks.


Yeah, I'm kind of seeing the reason why this guy "never had a girlfriend."
 
2012-06-18 10:58:43 PM  
So if you google "Waterbabies Bikini" you'll find some nice girls in bikinis.
 
2012-06-18 10:59:07 PM  

jmr61: So all throughout the article the girls are all called "models". I've seen a couple that might be models at some point in their lives, but when they are working at Hooters, they were Hooters girls and far from "models".


A few years back when we went to some races in St Louis we stayed on the Illinois side {Fairview Heights}. Our Hooters waitress said she had just got back from a calendar photo shoot in Chicago. And by the looks of her I believed it. Nice gal & actually seemed pretty sharp too.
CSB?
 
2012-06-18 11:09:19 PM  

Macular Degenerate: basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link

Oh man, not fair. Outta bounds. Totally outta bounds


WRONG
 
2012-06-18 11:16:43 PM  
I'm not sure that I see the problem here. These women wanted to be noticed for their bodies, and they were. Win/win, quadruple chin!
 
2012-06-18 11:46:37 PM  

CaptainFatass: I'm not sure that I see the problem here. These women wanted to be noticed for their bodies, and they were. Win/win, quadruple chin!


But you only paid so much. If you want to see more you need to pay more.

Call me when they have tapes of the Twin Peaks girls changing. I have standards
 
2012-06-18 11:47:45 PM  

Macular Degenerate: Necessary in every Hooters thread:

[iwidk.com image 640x580]


"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"

"Yeah... LUNCH."
 
2012-06-19 12:10:00 AM  
Let he that is without sin cast the first stone
 
2012-06-19 12:23:54 AM  
I somehow read that as "Hitler's", which put all sorts of wrong images in my mind.
 
2012-06-19 12:55:33 AM  

GungFu: [media.miamiherald.com image 316x395]

Girls, he's quite a catch!


And this is why prostitution should be legalized.
 
2012-06-19 02:27:24 AM  

basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link


Now utilizing eyebleach.com

/asshole
 
2012-06-19 03:11:41 AM  
Meh. The girls are already entering a bikini pageant. I have no problem with this.
 
2012-06-19 05:43:10 AM  

LDM90: Hell, I've had girlfriends and a wife and I'd still have to think long and hard about passing up that opportunity.


Doesn't surprise me given your previous posts....
 
2012-06-19 05:45:25 AM  

mayIFark: basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link

You should keep your family photos to yourself.


Thank you!

I was trying to think of a suitable response after the look at his link.
 
2012-06-19 05:50:10 AM  

Welfare Xmas: I'm sure he'll get to be a "girlfriend" in jail. No doubt.


FTFY.
 
2012-06-19 06:24:27 AM  
Subby fails at reading comprehension -- A Georgia man...
 
2012-06-19 06:41:00 AM  
Can a statement made "Man to Man" be used in court, much less used on the internets? That's just cold.
 
2012-06-19 06:53:58 AM  
If he had had a better camera, he would have got away with it. That and if it hadn't been for those pesky kids.....
 
2012-06-19 07:59:35 AM  
I thought they were there to be leered at by lonely men? I thought that was their raison d'être.
 
2012-06-19 09:32:05 AM  

Christian Bale: I see a market for a Portable Personal Changing Space, similar to the Cone of Silence.


A theater group that I was part of back in the day had something like what you are talking about. It was pretty much two hula hoops with opaque stretchy fabric connecting it. A trusted person would hold it up, and you could change pretty quickly and easily with some dignity.
 
2012-06-19 10:10:17 AM  

Bhasayate: skinink: Has this guy not heard of strip clubs?

Or the internet?


See, that's his problem right there. He spends too much time on the internet. Not on porn sites, but playing World of Warcraft and sucking down Mountain Dew and Doritos.
 
2012-06-19 10:45:57 AM  
if you're going to try and do this covert operation, you have to think outside the circle where no one will suspect you---old folks home, battered woman shelters, etc. Insane asylums come in real handy for this type of work.
 
2012-06-19 11:08:50 AM  
wait! is that wrong?
 
2012-06-19 11:15:34 AM  
That's very sad. He's physically, a meh, not so bad looking man. I figure that his lack of girlfriend throughout his life may well be because he fails to grasp the fact that acting openly like a massive pervert is a huge turn-off to most women: not because of his looks.
Poor phoque needs to back off and stop acting like a creepy oompah loompah, I'm sure he'll find a nice girl some day.
 
2012-06-19 11:22:46 AM  

Whole Wheat: Can a statement made "Man to Man" be used in court, much less used on the internets? That's just cold.


Not in this case, because the speaker is misrepresenting himself as a man when he is in fact a forever-alone creep who just happened to be born with male genitalia he has no business possessing.
 
2012-06-19 11:26:28 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call me when they have tapes of the Twin Peaks girls changing. I have standards


Which ones?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Her? Definitely!

images.cdn.fotopedia.com

Her? Well, kinda feels a bit necrophiliac, but ok...

dvdmedia.ign.com

Her? You kinky, twisted bastard!
 
2012-06-19 11:51:40 AM  
I don't know what's more contemptible, involuntary celibacy or wanting to do bony 65yo women with big glasses.
 
2012-06-19 01:28:28 PM  

fireclown: Christian Bale: I see a market for a Portable Personal Changing Space, similar to the Cone of Silence.

A theater group that I was part of back in the day had something like what you are talking about. It was pretty much two hula hoops with opaque stretchy fabric connecting it. A trusted person would hold it up, and you could change pretty quickly and easily with some dignity.


Was he inside or outside the hoop?

/what?
 
2012-06-19 02:37:45 PM  
My sadness comes from the fact that people like this get caught before they are able to leak the items to the internet.
 
2012-06-20 03:56:01 PM  
img32.imageshack.us
 
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