I somehow read that as "Hitler's", which put all sorts of wrong images in my mind.

GungFu: [media.miamiherald.com image 316x395]

Girls, he's quite a catch!

And this is why prostitution should be legalized.

basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link

Now utilizing eyebleach.com

/asshole

Meh. The girls are already entering a bikini pageant. I have no problem with this.

LDM90: Hell, I've had girlfriends and a wife and I'd still have to think long and hard about passing up that opportunity.

Doesn't surprise me given your previous posts....

mayIFark: basemetal: One of the NSFW pictures was leaked. Link

You should keep your family photos to yourself.

Thank you!

I was trying to think of a suitable response after the look at his link.

Welfare Xmas: I'm sure he'll get to be a "girlfriend" in jail. No doubt.

FTFY.

Subby fails at reading comprehension -- A Georgia man...

Can a statement made "Man to Man" be used in court, much less used on the internets? That's just cold.

If he had had a better camera, he would have got away with it. That and if it hadn't been for those pesky kids.....

I thought they were there to be leered at by lonely men? I thought that was their raison d'être.

Christian Bale: I see a market for a Portable Personal Changing Space, similar to the Cone of Silence.

A theater group that I was part of back in the day had something like what you are talking about. It was pretty much two hula hoops with opaque stretchy fabric connecting it. A trusted person would hold it up, and you could change pretty quickly and easily with some dignity.

Bhasayate: skinink: Has this guy not heard of strip clubs?

Or the internet?

See, that's his problem right there. He spends too much time on the internet. Not on porn sites, but playing World of Warcraft and sucking down Mountain Dew and Doritos.

if you're going to try and do this covert operation, you have to think outside the circle where no one will suspect you---old folks home, battered woman shelters, etc. Insane asylums come in real handy for this type of work.

wait! is that wrong?

That's very sad. He's physically, a meh, not so bad looking man. I figure that his lack of girlfriend throughout his life may well be because he fails to grasp the fact that acting openly like a massive pervert is a huge turn-off to most women: not because of his looks.
Poor phoque needs to back off and stop acting like a creepy oompah loompah, I'm sure he'll find a nice girl some day.

Whole Wheat: Can a statement made "Man to Man" be used in court, much less used on the internets? That's just cold.

Not in this case, because the speaker is misrepresenting himself as a man when he is in fact a forever-alone creep who just happened to be born with male genitalia he has no business possessing.

I don't know what's more contemptible, involuntary celibacy or wanting to do bony 65yo women with big glasses.

fireclown: Christian Bale: I see a market for a Portable Personal Changing Space, similar to the Cone of Silence.

A theater group that I was part of back in the day had something like what you are talking about. It was pretty much two hula hoops with opaque stretchy fabric connecting it. A trusted person would hold it up, and you could change pretty quickly and easily with some dignity.

Was he inside or outside the hoop?

/what?

My sadness comes from the fact that people like this get caught before they are able to leak the items to the internet.