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(The Hill)   Not news: President plans to have mock debate rehearsals. News: Chooses former presidential candidate to play Romney. Fark: John Kerry   (thehill.com) divider line 202
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2012-06-18 05:09:31 PM
Out-of-touch rich guy - makes sense.
 
2012-06-18 05:10:14 PM
Awesome.
 
2012-06-18 05:11:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-18 05:12:40 PM
They're both French speaking Massachusetts multi-millionaires.
 
2012-06-18 05:17:18 PM
I'd like to see it.
 
2012-06-18 05:25:12 PM
"Hey! You're wealthy and boring...."
 
2012-06-18 05:26:19 PM
I'm not sure Kerry can pull off "testy and easily agitated."
 
2012-06-18 05:29:23 PM
And Obama continues trolling Romney and the GOP.
 
2012-06-18 05:30:04 PM

Diogenes: I'm not sure Kerry can pull off "testy and easily agitated."


i really hope obama needles romney into calling him a shine-boy or something.
 
2012-06-18 05:32:08 PM
Not sure if great troll or greatest troll.
 
2012-06-18 05:32:39 PM

FlashHarry: Diogenes: I'm not sure Kerry can pull off "testy and easily agitated."

i really hope obama needles romney into calling him a shine-boy or something.


He just needs to trick Romney into trying to divide by zero.
 
2012-06-18 05:33:23 PM
Would anyone have actually noticed if this was filmed and released without the press release?
 
2012-06-18 05:38:29 PM

Quasar: Not sure if great troll or greatest troll.


Nope. It's an epic troll.
 
2012-06-18 05:44:57 PM
As Romney considers his counter move, he laments the passing of Slappy White.
 
2012-06-18 05:46:01 PM
The next day's headline " Obama beats up on Cripple"
 
2012-06-18 06:15:55 PM

FlashHarry: Diogenes: I'm not sure Kerry can pull off "testy and easily agitated."

i really hope obama needles romney into calling him a shine-boy or something.



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2012-06-18 06:20:38 PM
I've been saying for months that Romney is Kerry 2.0. This comes as no surprise.
 
2012-06-18 06:23:40 PM

vernonFL: They're both French speaking Massachusetts multi-millionaires.


If anybody knows Romney well, its the Senator who had to work with the Governor Libby of the Libbiest Libtard State that ever Libbed.
 
2012-06-18 06:30:17 PM
Make sure someone sneaks a camera in there, that'll be hysterical.
 
2012-06-18 06:48:57 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-18 07:01:10 PM

SilentStrider: I've been saying for months that Romney is Kerry 2.0. This comes as no surprise.


Naw, Romney is no Kerry.

Kerry's a decorated war veteran, no matter what bullshiat was claimed during the 2004 elections. And, Kerry's consistant in his political views and policies.

Romney got missionary deferments to Paris and skipped out on Vietnam. And, Romney changes his colors faster than a mood ring.
 
2012-06-18 07:16:46 PM

AirForceVet: SilentStrider: I've been saying for months that Romney is Kerry 2.0. This comes as no surprise.

Naw, Romney is no Kerry.

Kerry's a decorated war veteran, no matter what bullshiat was claimed during the 2004 elections. And, Kerry's consistant in his political views and policies.

Romney got missionary deferments to Paris and skipped out on Vietnam. And, Romney changes his colors faster than a mood ring.


Plus, Kerry's biatch owns Ketchup.
 
2012-06-18 07:17:28 PM
Romney will have to find a fictional character to debate as practice to simulate who he has been campaigning against for the past 6 months.
 
2012-06-18 07:25:46 PM

mrshowrules: Romney will have to find a fictional character to debate as practice to simulate who he has been campaigning against for the past 6 months.


Obviously.
 
2012-06-18 07:41:16 PM

AirForceVet: Romney got missionary deferments to Paris and skipped out on Vietnam.


yet he managed to find time to protest FOR the war.

kerry volunteered to go. and when he was there, relatively safe in the blue-water navy, he volunteered again to go in-country on swift boats. kerry is a hero. romney is a silver-spoon robber baron.
 
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2012-06-18 07:55:14 PM

GAT_00: Would anyone have actually noticed if this was filmed and released without the press release?


Shhhhh, let them just run with it. It will be more entertaining that way.
 
2012-06-18 07:59:28 PM

propasaurus: And Obama continues trolling Romney and the GOP.


yep
 
2012-06-18 08:00:05 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-06-18 08:08:53 PM
"Get me a bland, out-of-touch, extremely wealthy Massachusetts politician with no hope of winning the presidency"

- John Kerry on line 2, Mr President
 
2012-06-18 08:09:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Plus, Kerry's biatch owns Ketchup.


Yeah, but...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-18 08:11:00 PM

AirForceVet: SilentStrider: I've been saying for months that Romney is Kerry 2.0. This comes as no surprise.

Naw, Romney is no Kerry.

Kerry's a decorated war veteran, no matter what bullshiat was claimed during the 2004 elections. And, Kerry's consistant in his political views and policies.

Romney got missionary deferments to Paris and skipped out on Vietnam. And, Romney changes his colors faster than a mood ring.


I already was critical of the Republicans in 2004 being a libtard and all, but the whole Swiftboat thing made me REALLY despise them. That really showed how hollow their patriotism was.
 
2012-06-18 08:11:46 PM
Also, @ headline- LOL
 
2012-06-18 08:14:40 PM
Maximum IRL Trolling.
 
2012-06-18 08:15:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-18 08:15:37 PM

AirForceVet: mrshowrules: Romney will have to find a fictional character to debate as practice to simulate who he has been campaigning against for the past 6 months.

Obviously.


It can't be that minstrel the GOP had a while back. He got ushered off-stage for telling one GOP joke too many.
 
2012-06-18 08:19:07 PM

Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 300x387]


Hilarious. Is that zombie mitt or broken robot mitt?
 
2012-06-18 08:22:21 PM
Kerry and Romney both have the personality of a cardboard box, so I think it's a good choice.
 
2012-06-18 08:24:21 PM

propasaurus: And Obama continues trolling Romney and the GOP.


This.

Quasar: Not sure if great troll or greatest troll.


Oh no, there's still less than 5 months left until Election Day. So there are many opportunities for Obama to epically troll Romney and/or the Right-Wingers.

/Troll-bama 2012
//The Lulz!
///Do it for them!
 
2012-06-18 08:30:05 PM
"Um, Senator Kerry, while we do appreciate your helping us, I'm not so certain Governor Romney will rebutt with a response that was longer than the Allman Brothers Band's "Whipping Post" from the '71 Fillmore East album."



/ya see, what I'm saying is, that John Kerry's a bit verbose.
 
2012-06-18 08:30:23 PM
Lulz.
 
2012-06-18 08:30:33 PM

Rwa2play: h no, there's still less than 5 months left until Election Day. So there are many opportunities for Obama to epically troll Romney and/or the Right-Wingers.


I hope he'll start referring to the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act as "Romneycare" loud and often.
 
2012-06-18 08:31:50 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-18 08:32:35 PM
Too Farky for Fark.
 
2012-06-18 08:32:51 PM

AirForceVet: Kerry's a decorated war veteran, no matter what bullshiat was claimed during the 2004 elections. And, Kerry's consistant in his political views and policies.


He consistently supported having a pedophile promote his war record (even introduced him at the 2004 convention) and picked an absolute scumbag to be his VP choice.

Great job!
 
2012-06-18 08:36:04 PM
The only way Romney could top this is if he picks an actual Kenyan as his debate partner.
 
2012-06-18 08:37:09 PM
I love our President. Seriously. Decent guy, wish he could be more liberal in his politics, but it's not entirely his fault that he hasn't been. Not to mention, he has a sense of humor, and can laugh at himself.

I hope John Kerry has enough of a sense of humor about himself not to get offended by the comparison being made.
 
2012-06-18 08:37:49 PM

soy_bomb: AirForceVet: Kerry's a decorated war veteran, no matter what bullshiat was claimed during the 2004 elections. And, Kerry's consistant in his political views and policies.

He consistently supported having a pedophile promote his war record (even introduced him at the 2004 convention) and picked an absolute scumbag to be his VP choice.

Great job!


Settle down. You won that election. You got Dubya back for 4 more years and he rescued the economy and kept you safe again. Remember? Everything worked fine. Not regulating the banks; letting the tax cuts create jobs; torture; Katrina; ending Iraq, getting OBL. Everything worked out fine. God knows what would have happened if Kerry would have been in charge. He might have done some really really stupid shiat.
 
2012-06-18 08:43:22 PM

mrshowrules: Settle down. You won that election. You got Dubya back for 4 more years and he rescued the economy and kept you safe again. Remember? Everything worked fine. Not regulating the banks; letting the tax cuts create jobs; torture; Katrina; ending Iraq, getting OBL. Everything worked out fine. God knows what would have happened if Kerry would have been in charge. He might have done some really really stupid shiat.


Did you actually mean to hit "Add Comment"?
 
2012-06-18 08:44:32 PM
Genius. They should tell Kerry to channel his inner Gordon Gekko during it for maximum similarity to Mittens.
 
2012-06-18 08:45:28 PM
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MrEricSir: Kerry and Romney both have the personality of a cardboard box, so I think it's a good choice.


This. Add up their Charisma scores and you still have zero.
 
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