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(CNN) NewsFlash Roger Clemens is guilty of being a pompous douchebag, but that's it   ( divider line
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2012-06-18 05:22:01 PM  
6 votes:
So Clemens walks?
2012-06-18 06:09:03 PM  
4 votes:
Nancy Grace strikes again!

"Nancy, the jury found him not--"
"Juries are kind of important, Nancy."
"...of what, Nancy?"
"...Nancy, he's Wolf Blitzer."
2012-06-18 05:05:03 PM  
3 votes:
So I guess the Government

*puts on sunglasses*

struck out

/gotta be a better one than this but IDGAF to try anymore
2012-06-18 05:00:39 PM  
3 votes:
If the head is abnormally large, he must be chargred.
2012-06-18 05:48:43 PM  
2 votes:
So one might say the Government

*puts on sunglasses*

Did not obtain the results they were hoping for, due to an unadvantageous outcome at the federal district court level but which in theory could be appealed but which is unlikely as the government realizes that on balance, its case was weak and the likelihood of securing a conviction in the event an appellate court remands the case for a new trial is extremely unlikely so for all intensive purposes this case is done.


*cue the Kinks' "We Can't Get Fooled Again"
2012-06-18 05:10:23 PM  
2 votes:
Justice wasn't served but judging by that photo of Roger Clemens, dinner sure was.
2012-06-18 05:09:28 PM  
2 votes:
Would wouldn't have had all these problems with Clemens if Mike Piazza had just gone out to the mound and shoved the remainder of his bat through Roger's ribcage and punctured his heart.
2012-06-18 05:09:08 PM  
2 votes:

jaybeezey: I want to see the dollar total on this waste of time and beat it out of every congressman that pushed for this stupid investigation to begin with.

Reported to congress
2012-06-18 05:07:49 PM  
2 votes:
I myself cant wait to buy my tickets for the John Edwards-Roger Clemens 2012 Summer Douchebag tour of Champions
2012-06-18 05:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
Our tax dollars at jerk.
2012-06-18 05:00:40 PM  
2 votes:
He and Edwards can open up a new restaurant: Two D-bags Deli or something like that.
2012-06-20 01:48:58 AM  
1 vote:
Still guilty of destroying Wonder Bat.

/cluck cluck
2012-06-19 12:42:23 AM  
1 vote:

JohnBigBootay: Oh and admitting he had the guy inject HIS WIFE with hgh but not actually using it himself.

This was my first thought today when the verdict came down.

I've decided to nominate Roger Clemens for Husband Of The Year
2012-06-18 10:49:05 PM  
1 vote:

busy chillin': So I guess the Government

*puts on sunglasses*

struck out

/gotta be a better one than this but IDGAF to try anymore

Looks like the defense team **sunglasses** hit a home run

2012-06-18 07:46:43 PM  
1 vote:

dabbletech: How is this news?

Let me guess: it goes straight to your inbox?
2012-06-18 05:09:20 PM  
1 vote:

busy chillin': So I guess the Government

*puts on sunglasses*

struck out

/gotta be a better one than this but IDGAF to try anymore

So I guess Clemens is now

*puts on sunglasses*

in the Clear.
2012-06-18 05:07:01 PM  
1 vote:
Best ever Nintendo RBI Baseball pitcher.
2012-06-18 05:04:13 PM  
1 vote:
So now he can get into the HoF while the brown people won't?
2012-06-18 05:03:56 PM  
1 vote:
He wasn't guilty. Using steroids isn't illegal.

Can we get our money back from this crap? These stupid prosecutions cost millions.
2012-06-18 05:03:17 PM  
1 vote:

NightOwl2255: He's guilty as fark, but they did not have the proof.

Since when does Congress need proof or evidence to organize a witch-hunt? They've been doing it since 1774
2012-06-18 05:01:39 PM  
1 vote:
He won't be catching in prison..
2012-06-18 05:00:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure he used a public defender right? Because every 'mercan gets a fair trial in this country regardless of wealth...
2012-06-18 04:59:38 PM  
1 vote:
Soooo, not black?
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