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(CNN) NewsFlash Roger Clemens is guilty of being a pompous douchebag, but that's it   (news.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 212
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2012-06-18 04:59:15 PM
What a surprise.
 
2012-06-18 04:59:38 PM
Soooo, not black?
 
2012-06-18 05:00:28 PM
I'm sure he used a public defender right? Because every 'mercan gets a fair trial in this country regardless of wealth...
 
2012-06-18 05:00:35 PM
There are better headlines in the queue.
 
2012-06-18 05:00:37 PM
The Congress can get bent.
 
2012-06-18 05:00:38 PM
Good. Can we quit dragging this thing out now?
 
2012-06-18 05:00:38 PM
Obviously subby. I mean he was a Yankee, right?
 
2012-06-18 05:00:39 PM
If the head is abnormally large, he must be chargred.
 
2012-06-18 05:00:39 PM
Renews your faith does it not?

NOT
 
2012-06-18 05:00:40 PM
He and Edwards can open up a new restaurant: Two D-bags Deli or something like that.
 
2012-06-18 05:00:42 PM
Hoooooray Congress.
 
2012-06-18 05:00:48 PM
Good. Congress should never have been involved in the first place. What a complete waste of time and taxpayer money.
 
2012-06-18 05:01:01 PM
White privilege FTW!
 
2012-06-18 05:01:09 PM
Good. Now perhaps Congress can finally turn their attention to pulling America from the toilet
 
2012-06-18 05:01:10 PM
He's guilty as fark, but they did not have the proof.
 
2012-06-18 05:01:39 PM
He won't be catching in prison..
 
2012-06-18 05:01:52 PM
How is this news?
 
2012-06-18 05:01:57 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Obviously subby. I mean he was a Yankee, right?


Probably...but I think it has to do with the fact that he liked to have a trainer rub IcyHot on his junk, and he's snort like a bull before he would pitch.

That's mega-level douchery on its own.
 
2012-06-18 05:02:02 PM
Who?
 
2012-06-18 05:02:14 PM
So, are his Hall of Fame chances any better? I read somewhere that the BBWA would want him to prove he didn't take steroids. How do you prove a negative.
 
2012-06-18 05:02:16 PM
I don't care if he's innocent or guilty at this point, I'm just happy the federal government will stop wasting our time on this trivial BS and hopefully concentrate on reducing the size and scope of the federal government.
 
2012-06-18 05:02:37 PM
This is good news for Lance Armstrong.
 
2012-06-18 05:02:59 PM
 
2012-06-18 05:03:05 PM
I want to see the dollar total on this waste of time and beat it out of every congressman that pushed for this stupid investigation to begin with.
 
2012-06-18 05:03:17 PM

NightOwl2255: He's guilty as fark, but they did not have the proof.


Since when does Congress need proof or evidence to organize a witch-hunt? They've been doing it since 1774
 
2012-06-18 05:03:24 PM
Hahaha you crazy Americans! How much money have you spent with this stupid trial?!
 
2012-06-18 05:03:56 PM
He wasn't guilty. Using steroids isn't illegal.

Can we get our money back from this crap? These stupid prosecutions cost millions.
 
2012-06-18 05:04:13 PM
So now he can get into the HoF while the brown people won't?
 
2012-06-18 05:04:25 PM
Our tax dollars at jerk.
 
2012-06-18 05:04:26 PM
There is a difference between "probably guilty" and "guilty beyond a reasonable doubt'. Watching this trial I thought he was most likely guilty. I also thought he'd most likely be found not guilty.

When you base all your case on one guy's testimony and that guy has an axe to grind, you're on thin ice.

I just hope the Hall of Fame tells Clemens that he's persona non grata.
 
2012-06-18 05:04:27 PM
The Red Sox could use him right about now. And Schilling could probably use some cash.

What's Pedro doing these days?
 
2012-06-18 05:05:03 PM
So I guess the Government

*puts on sunglasses*

struck out

/gotta be a better one than this but IDGAF to try anymore
 
2012-06-18 05:05:15 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: He wasn't guilty. Using steroids isn't illegal.


He wasn't charged with using steroids, dumbass.
 
2012-06-18 05:05:15 PM
I don't keep up with the current news. who is he and why should I give a fark?
 
2012-06-18 05:05:27 PM
And remember, now that this case is over, SO WHAT?
 
2012-06-18 05:05:33 PM
Still can't believe congress had a farking hearing about this issue. Steroid use in baseball was the most dire problem at the time?
 
2012-06-18 05:05:57 PM

TheAlmightyOS: I don't keep up with the current news. who is he and why should I give a fark?


No one, you shouldn't.
 
2012-06-18 05:06:03 PM
It's time to let the steroid stuff die. They're pretty tight on watching for it now, so the use is negligible. I recently saw an interview with Ernie Banks. The interviewer said the he doesn't accept that Barry Bonds is the all time home-run hitter because he probably used steroids. Banks said, " That's crazy. You have any idea what how many players in my day were drinking and on pills? "
 
2012-06-18 05:06:15 PM
that sound you hear is several dozen MLB Hall Of Fame Voters exhaling.....now they can vote him in as a first ballot HOFer and hide behind the "welp, he was exonerated! good enough for me!" excuse.

I'm looking at you, Costas.

/while leaving Barry bonds out to dry
//and Big Mac too
///and Sosa certainly
 
2012-06-18 05:07:01 PM
Best ever Nintendo RBI Baseball pitcher.
 
2012-06-18 05:07:49 PM
I myself cant wait to buy my tickets for the John Edwards-Roger Clemens 2012 Summer Douchebag tour of Champions
 
2012-06-18 05:08:22 PM
Didn't he have an affair with Mindy McCreedy when she was underage?

/not sure if he admitted it
/forgot the details
 
2012-06-18 05:09:08 PM

jaybeezey: I want to see the dollar total on this waste of time and beat it out of every congressman that pushed for this stupid investigation to begin with.


Reported to congress
 
2012-06-18 05:09:20 PM

busy chillin': So I guess the Government

*puts on sunglasses*

struck out

/gotta be a better one than this but IDGAF to try anymore


So I guess Clemens is now

*puts on sunglasses*

in the Clear.
 
2012-06-18 05:09:28 PM
Would wouldn't have had all these problems with Clemens if Mike Piazza had just gone out to the mound and shoved the remainder of his bat through Roger's ribcage and punctured his heart.
 
2012-06-18 05:09:34 PM
Third time is going to be the charm! Retry this d-bag! Why your at it spend more millions on a farkng lying baseball player.
 
2012-06-18 05:09:47 PM

loooongview1: So, are his Hall of Fame chances any better? I read somewhere that the BBWA would want him to prove he didn't take steroids. How do you prove a negative.


If they induct him, they should induct Pete Rose. Anything less is a slap across the face.
 
2012-06-18 05:10:12 PM
Cut the budget on Social Services, but waste money on a trial because someone lied to liars.
 
2012-06-18 05:10:23 PM
Justice wasn't served but judging by that photo of Roger Clemens, dinner sure was.
 
2012-06-18 05:10:58 PM
It's a shame he never won an Oscar for his role in Kingpin.
 
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