FARK.com: (7169142) Turns out much of the Costas interview with Tickle Monster didn't air. There can't be any real damning statements though, right?

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		Turns out much of the Costas interview with Tickle Monster didn't air. There can't be any real damning statements though, right? (nesn.com)		205
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TeddyBallGame		2012-06-18 03:58:42 PM

FTFA: "And I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have -- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

W...T...F!?

Ambivalence		2012-06-18 04:14:12 PM

How did that NOT get aired? Costas is clearly trying to get Sandusky to admit to something, and he does (inadvertently) and it doesn't get aired??

WTF?

Confabulat		2012-06-18 04:20:02 PM

WTF

vartian		2012-06-18 04:26:50 PM

I've been sitting here for two minutes. I can't think of anything add other then another round of WTF?

scottydoesntknow		2012-06-18 04:34:56 PM

WTF! FTW

ThatGuyFromTheInternet		2012-06-18 04:37:08 PM

The fark, what for?

ourbigdumbmouth		2012-06-18 04:59:35 PM

Talk about bad luck

Timmy the Tumor		2012-06-18 05:06:36 PM

He's actually taking the stand in his own defense?

Oh man, that'll be amazing. This guy slips up more than Joe Biden, his own defense attorneys will be asking for the death penalty by the time he's done to minimize the damages.

hobblekitty		2012-06-18 05:07:56 PM

FTA: Sandusky did go out of his way to deny any allegations of inappropriate contact with children.

Um, no he didn't. He didn't go out of his way at all, the quote from the Boobies in these comments indicates that clear enough.

/add me in for another heaping helping of WTF

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-06-18 05:10:00 PM

His attorney HAS to be going for "the conviction will be overturned on appeal based on 'massive, staggering, mind-boggling, earth-shattering levels of attorney incompetence.'"

Either that, or Sandusky's statements will be used for an insanity defense. "Seriously, your honor. This guy thought 'Well, I didn't fark ALL of the kids I helped out' was a winning strategy."

Apos		2012-06-18 05:11:29 PM

WTFDIJR?!

DeltaPunch		2012-06-18 05:22:20 PM

WTF

FTW

TWF

FWT

WTF?!

WTFDYW		2012-06-18 05:23:25 PM

Wow. Just ........ WOW

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-06-18 05:26:32 PM

Looks like Sandusky has a predilection for sticking his foot in it, too

Walker		2012-06-18 05:31:17 PM

"And I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have -- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

B*tch is so f*cked up he didn't realize he just confessed. Lock him up. Throw away the key.

SoxSweepAgain		2012-06-18 05:35:31 PM

Since WTF and FTW are used and (abused) here, how about TFW and WFT?

Marcus Aurelius		2012-06-18 05:40:21 PM

Ambivalence: How did that NOT get aired? Costas is clearly trying to get Sandusky to admit to something, and he does (inadvertently) and it doesn't get aired??

WTF?

Costas doesn't want THAT kind of publicity. After all, it IS a family show. And it's not like Costas is a journalist.

vernonFL		2012-06-18 05:44:21 PM

On a scale of 1 to John Wayne Gacy, this guy is an 8.

AbbeySomeone		2012-06-18 06:00:54 PM

vernonFL: On a scale of 1 to John Wayne Gacy, this guy is an 8.

Send in the clowns.

Walker: "And I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have -- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

B*tch is so f*cked up he didn't realize he just confessed. Lock him up. Throw away the key.

Yeah, it's almost sad; almost.
I still say his wife shares some of the guilt.

penthesilea		2012-06-18 06:04:34 PM

Pray tell, state ye fuccary?

Confabulat		2012-06-18 06:05:28 PM

AbbeySomeone: vernonFL: On a scale of 1 to John Wayne Gacy, this guy is an 8.

Send in the clowns.

Walker: "And I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have -- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

B*tch is so f*cked up he didn't realize he just confessed. Lock him up. Throw away the key.

Yeah, it's almost sad; almost.
I still say his wife shares some of the guilt.

She had to know something was up. I'm guessing she just choosed to ignore it, nice life and all.

But OMG WTF

TeddyBallGame		2012-06-18 06:05:36 PM

AbbeySomeone: I still say his wife shares some of the guilt.

This one is baffling to me. How do these women sit by and watch this? First it was that monster from Syracuse and now this horror show.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-06-18 06:07:20 PM

Not sure who was the defence witness they had today, but the news report I was listening to quoted him as saying something like "I saw him take young boys into the shower, but I didn't see anything unusual". I'm not quite sure how he managed to reconcile the first part of the statement with the second point.

Darth_Lukecash		2012-06-18 06:13:23 PM

Actually, this is a case of we're reading too much into his statement. What he was trying to say that he doesn't cruise for young ass. In fact, he never had enough time to do that with a majority of them.

So he had to be very selective ; to those that were cute and would keep silent.

AbbeySomeone		2012-06-18 06:18:54 PM

TeddyBallGame: AbbeySomeone: I still say his wife shares some of the guilt.

This one is baffling to me. How do these women sit by and watch this? First it was that monster from Syracuse and now this horror show.

Nobody is that obtuse. A spouse can hide a few things from anyone but they were married for many years and these kids were in her own house, in a separate room in the basement. There is no way she didn't have some sense of what was up.
My guess is that she had the life she wanted and didn't want to give it up. This may have kept him entertained, kept him away from her and also given her some leverage or a bargaining tool.
Listen to the interview, he isn't a real smooth operator.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-06-18 06:20:21 PM

Confabulat:
She had to know something was up. I'm guessing she just choosed to ignore it, nice life and all.
But OMG WTF

Clearly she felt that 'spending an evening with the boys' wasn't something to be taken literally. Though I think that when he walked out of the house wearing one white glove, she should have had some suspicions.

MadAzza		2012-06-18 06:42:24 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Ambivalence: How did that NOT get aired? Costas is clearly trying to get Sandusky to admit to something, and he does (inadvertently) and it doesn't get aired??

WTF?

Costas doesn't want THAT kind of publicity. After all, it IS a family show. And it's not like Costas is a journalist.

He's not an editor. Someone above him chose to edit out that part of the interview, and it's probably a good thing he/she did. Now the prosecution can use it.

It's also possible that Sandusky's vocal inflections somehow made it sound less damning.

SilentStrider		2012-06-18 07:07:20 PM

This whole thing just makes me sick.
I hope this son of a biatch earns pounding in the ass in prison for every day of the rest of his miserable life.

NewportBarGuy		2012-06-18 07:23:56 PM

Ambivalence: How did that NOT get aired?

That quote about him not seeking out ALL the boys for a good raping did make the interview. I remembered because we all had pretty much the same reaction to it when it aired.

alwaysjaded		2012-06-18 07:31:37 PM

SilentStrider: This whole thing just makes me sick.
I hope this son of a biatch earns pounding in the ass in prison for every day of the rest of his miserable life.

I propose we spend the rest of the thread determining suitable creative punishment for this farking pond scum freak in hopes the judge reads the thread and is open to suggestions.

I'll start with sticking him in a veal box and providing blunt weapons and a hit of angel dust so we can see who will be the first to mash his skull into liquid.

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-06-18 08:40:46 PM

NewportBarGuy: Ambivalence: How did that NOT get aired?

That quote about him not seeking out ALL the boys for a good raping did make the interview. I remembered because we all had pretty much the same reaction to it when it aired.

When I read that, I thought it was familiar, too. I think that made the cut.

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-06-18 08:45:09 PM

alwaysjaded: SilentStrider: This whole thing just makes me sick.
I hope this son of a biatch earns pounding in the ass in prison for every day of the rest of his miserable life.

I propose we spend the rest of the thread determining suitable creative punishment for this farking pond scum freak in hopes the judge reads the thread and is open to suggestions.

I'll start with sticking him in a veal box and providing blunt weapons and a hit of angel dust so we can see who will be the first to mash his skull into liquid.

I say we give him a 100 pound scrotum like the guy in the thread that will go live shortly. Then provide angel dust as a reward for good behavior to certain inmates on his cell block. We do this each Cinco de Mayo and he serves as the cell block's pinata.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-06-18 08:57:18 PM

Andersen Cooper is twitting about the missing statements. Apparently he'll have them tonight on AC360.

taurusowner		2012-06-18 08:58:14 PM

Did someone say my name?

Indubitably		2012-06-18 09:00:47 PM

Um,

I'm not sure I can delve into this thread w/o damage...

;)

p.s. GRRR.

farkingnotworking		2012-06-18 09:00:47 PM

TeddyBallGame: FTFA: "And I didn't go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I've helped. There are many that I didn't have -- I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways."

W...T...F!?

Yeah. Wow. Just...words fail.

Sgt Oddball		2012-06-18 09:01:24 PM

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrotting
Foxtrot

And he's going to take the stand? At this point I'm convinced his defense team wants him convicted as much as the prosecution does.

bulldg4life		2012-06-18 09:01:41 PM

Goddamn I wish they would air this shiat on court tv.

Him being on the stand is going to be mindnumbingly bizarre and disturbing.

Indubitably		2012-06-18 09:02:44 PM

Um,

Chemical castration is advised for ALL celebrities who've abused their power and farked a child.

NOW.

The_Gallant_Gallstone		2012-06-18 09:04:19 PM

Sgt Oddball: And he's going to take the stand? At this point I'm convinced his defense team wants him convicted as much as the prosecution does.

Sandusky Defense Lead Counsel:

Indubitably		2012-06-18 09:04:31 PM

Indubitably: Um,

Chemical castration is advised for ALL celebrities who've abused their power and farked a child.

NOW.

Let me rephrase that: chemical castration is advised for ALL who've farked a child.

PERIOD.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-06-18 09:05:08 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Um,

Chemical castration is advised for ALL celebrities who've abused their power and farked a child.

NOW.

Let me rephrase that: chemical castration is advised for ALL who've farked a child.

PERIOD.

Fondling is still cool, right?

Skr		2012-06-18 09:05:50 PM

I'd offer him a shovel but it looks like he already has a

www.telovation.com

to dig his own hole with.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-06-18 09:06:02 PM

I don't find any of these "new" statements incriminating. Sandusky is simply a poor speaker.

He's going up the river none the less. The witnesses against him were pretty effective.

namegoeshere		2012-06-18 09:07:56 PM

Timmy the Tumor: He's actually taking the stand in his own defense?

Oh man, that'll be amazing. This guy slips up more than Joe Biden, his own defense attorneys will be asking for the death penalty by the time he's done to minimize the damages.

He is a classic, textbook narcissist. He can not understand that he can't explain his way out of this. He doesn't get that the world will not fall in love with him as soon as he starts talking. He can not see how taking the stand is a bad thing. He has no concept of how badly he is going to lose this case.

His lawyer couldn't keep him off. And yes, it will be exactly that lulzy.

ImperialHazman		2012-06-18 09:08:03 PM

Pvt Joker		2012-06-18 09:10:54 PM

"Well, obviously we have a RAPIST here in State College."

namegoeshere		2012-06-18 09:12:26 PM

Did anyone say WTF yet? Because srsly u guys. What. The. F*ck.

/srsly u guys
//u guys, srsly

ArcadianRefugee		2012-06-18 09:16:43 PM

vudukungfu		2012-06-18 09:16:48 PM

He has stinky pinkies.
Joe Paterno knew he had stinky pinkies.
The PSU campus police knew he had stinky pinkies.
The state Police. . . Are on the free ticket take.

/Let's go to the tape, Joe.

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