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2012-06-18 07:39:31 PM  
she's actually 9

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-18 07:41:45 PM  

The Southern Dandy: If that's the case, shouldn't the judges be patting the breasts to make sure they're firm and even? And kneading the buttocks to make sure it's not too flabby?


I wanna subsribe to YOUR newsletter!!!
 
2012-06-18 07:43:33 PM  
Somebody slammed her head in one of those tanning booth "thingys."
 
2012-06-18 07:45:21 PM  
In dog years maybe
 
2012-06-18 07:46:39 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Damnit, man, there should be a mandatory RETIREMENT AGE for Miss New Yorks!
 
2012-06-18 07:55:25 PM  

Pawn takes the King: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x513]

ok.. Poop coming out


Who's the chick crowning her? She looks the same age as my mom, and my mom's 52.
 
2012-06-18 07:58:44 PM  

Baz the Spaz: I like Miss Western NY better....


I would stalk that.
 
2012-06-18 08:03:59 PM  
Looks like...
i30.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-18 08:10:15 PM  
I guess all that makeup takes its toll. It's sad, really. The women most obsessed with obtaining that perfect look defeat their own purpose in the end.
 
2012-06-18 08:10:50 PM  
The last time she was 23 was 23 years ago.
 
2012-06-18 08:14:04 PM  
Has anyone asked;

"WTF is going on with the right tit?"

Too much makeup? Silicon folding incorrectly in an over-tight uplift swimsuit?
 
2012-06-18 08:17:39 PM  
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/527839_106408222835099_808874 756_n.jpg
 
2012-06-18 08:17:57 PM  
No, she's not.

She lied on the entry form, folks.

If she is 23, we are a farked as a planet right now: thanks, plastics.

;)
 
2012-06-18 08:18:17 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I'm trying to get my farkin' point across. I will take my leave when I'm good and ready. And until every Farker insulting this girl has a profile picture, this rendering us able to judge you based upon YOUR looks, I'd say all of you ripping into her are all shallow, ugly wastes of space yourselves.


I don't want to frighten people, so i only show bits and pieces

do i have my white legs or the eyeball up?
 
2012-06-18 08:20:03 PM  

xebeche_tzu: I hate flapjacks.


Why, they're great at anytime, and can be served with multiple toppings.
 
2012-06-18 08:20:38 PM  
"Coronation? This is bad comedy!"
 
2012-06-18 08:22:12 PM  

Urinal Cake Mix: Guidette Frankentits: I know quite a few 23 year olds, she looks par for the course.

Uhhhh, no. I just found a picture of myself on my 23rd birthday (ok, was only 2 1/2 years ago, whatever), and I look NOWHERE near that beat. She looks at least late 30s, which is sad.


the photograph is shiat, she really does have better photos of her out there, and she looks 23, not lohan 23 in them
 
2012-06-18 08:22:16 PM  
I'd bang that like a salvation army drum.
 
2012-06-18 08:28:36 PM  
Guess I'm not seeing the problem.

Different women look very different at the same age. Just because some don't look like big-titted 14-year-olds, doesn't mean they're deformed.
 
2012-06-18 08:34:35 PM  

supageil: Guess I'm not seeing the problem.

Different women look very different at the same age. Just because some don't look like big-titted 14-year-olds, doesn't mean they're deformed.


I doubt anyone honestly thinks she's deformed. It's just that, if she had robbed a bank and people were asked for a description, they'd probably say "she was an attractive late thirties early forties blond, approx. 115-125lbs, etc." It just does not look like her 18th birthday was only 5 years ago. (in the provided pic)
 
2012-06-18 08:34:40 PM  
Google her, those are bad pix. She is a farking goddess.
 
2012-06-18 08:37:57 PM  

Need Help Soonish: The Southern Dandy: If that's the case, shouldn't the judges be patting the breasts to make sure they're firm and even? And kneading the buttocks to make sure it's not too flabby?

I wanna subsribe to YOUR newsletter!!!


Not a bad suggestion though, really. Since they're being judged as essentially a piece of meat anyway, it seems a lot could be gained from employing cattle inspection techniques.
 
2012-06-18 08:39:04 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [scallywagandvagabond.com image 480x600]

23 seems completely doableairbrushed, if you know what I mean...

 
2012-06-18 08:41:25 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i47.tinypic.com image 635x528]

Yeesh. Rough-looking 23.


That's just mean......+1
 
2012-06-18 08:41:38 PM  
I'd hit it so hard they'd rename her vulva to Alderaan.
 
2012-06-18 08:44:56 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Her age makes more sense once you accept that 24 is the highest number there is.
[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I'M STIRRIN' I'M STIRRIN'

/You win. Well played
 
2012-06-18 08:46:22 PM  

Avery614: supageil: Guess I'm not seeing the problem.

Different women look very different at the same age. Just because some don't look like big-titted 14-year-olds, doesn't mean they're deformed.

I doubt anyone honestly thinks she's deformed.


I thought I read something about "frankentits" and "disgusting hag" up there in the thread. There is some pretty ridiculous misogyny going on here. Sure, she's there to be judged, and we are allowed to critique. But acting like this chick is anything other than perfectly normal or a little above average is just an excuse to be abusive and immature.
 
Skr
2012-06-18 08:49:24 PM  
I'm not sure how to phrase this, but it just seems like she was born with a face that looks like it has had work done on it. That eyes pulled tight look ends up adding a few years. She only really started appearing off when she lost a bit of weight. It honestly doesn't look healthy on her compared to her 2010 Brooklyn self.
 
2012-06-18 08:55:29 PM  
Newsflash: it's possible both to think that she's attractive and that she looks closer to 35 than 23.
 
2012-06-18 09:02:58 PM  

supageil: I thought I read something about "frankentits" and "disgusting hag" up there in the thread. There is some pretty ridiculous misogyny going on here. Sure, she's there to be judged, and we are allowed to critique. But acting like this chick is anything other than perfectly normal or a little above average is just an excuse to be abusive and immature.



To some extent, I thought most of us were here on fark to be abusive and immature, to give it and get it alike. I take none of you people seriously (for the most part) and suggest others do the same. Maybe I just have an easier time deciphering when someone is trying to get a laugh and when someone is expressing a genuine opinion. (which is weird because I fall for trolls constantly) In this thread, all I see is the many trying to get under the skin of the few, very successfully I might add. It's been amusing me greatly for the last few hours.
 
2012-06-18 09:04:44 PM  
She's 23?

Why is the article using base 20?
 
2012-06-18 09:09:36 PM  
I have never once said until now that I wouldn't wreck that shiat, have I?

Hairs be splittin', y'all...

;)
 
2012-06-18 09:11:36 PM  
Ten pounds of caked-on makeup will do that.
 
2012-06-18 09:12:01 PM  
Camera angle down, camera angle up.

brokelyn.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

The camera angle is all you need to explain the odd cleavage.Then we have lighting issues and the possibility the before picture has been cleaned up and that the after picture needs to touch up her makeup.

That being said, is this the best of the group? Did everyone else fair worse under this lighting?
 
2012-06-18 09:22:05 PM  

Indubitably: I have never once said until now that I wouldn't wreck that shiat, have I?

Hairs be splittin', y'all...

;)


In a survival situation...
 
2012-06-18 09:39:58 PM  

wildcardjack: Camera angle down, camera angle up.

[brokelyn.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 482x386]

The camera angle is all you need to explain the odd cleavage.Then we have lighting issues and the possibility the before picture has been cleaned up and that the after picture needs to touch up her makeup.

That being said, is this the best of the group? Did everyone else fair worse under this lighting?


Other answer: CLONES!
 
2012-06-18 09:46:19 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Valiente: AmazinTim: That cannot possibly be the best representation of woman from new York . Not ours.

Maybe you don't understand that beauty pageants aren't actually about beauty. They are about conformation, like dog shows, which aren't about getting a useful or even properly functioning dog.

If that's the case, shouldn't the judges be patting the breasts to make sure they're firm and even? And kneading the buttocks to make sure it's not too flabby?


Not to mention testing the orgasmic vaj for the proper degree of "clench".

All of the above. Meat: It's graded, particularly when it voluntarily enters the cattle chute.
 
2012-06-18 09:46:59 PM  

lennavan: durbnpoisn: If she is 23, she is a disgusting hag

For those of you keeping notes, this apparently is a disgusting hag:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x528]


I think it's the saggy boobs that create the "old" impression.

/very saggy
 
2012-06-18 09:50:45 PM  
It's the tanning. That's why I spent a total of three years tanning... then one day, I was on the beach, and I saw an old, wrinkly lady walk by. Then it occurred to me that she probably wasn't that old. Then I decided that I'd rather be pale than look 50 when I'm 35. I'm 32 now and I'm glad I made that decision.
 
2012-06-18 09:50:59 PM  

supageil: Avery614: supageil: Guess I'm not seeing the problem.

Different women look very different at the same age. Just because some don't look like big-titted 14-year-olds, doesn't mean they're deformed.

I doubt anyone honestly thinks she's deformed.

I thought I read something about "frankentits" and "disgusting hag" up there in the thread. There is some pretty ridiculous misogyny going on here. Sure, she's there to be judged, and we are allowed to critique. But acting like this chick is anything other than perfectly normal or a little above average is just an excuse to be abusive and immature.


You seem to have a pretty restrictive understanding about what ridiculous misogyny encompasses. It starts at abusive and immature, and ends at a glory hole in a public toilet.
 
2012-06-18 09:51:28 PM  

Need Help Soonish: umad: kiwimoogle84: Not all women are money grubbing ho's.

Until they decide to get a divorce.

If you guys would stop falling for, and marring the chicks who are "Husband Shopping" you might avoid that too.


I mar everyone i date.

I'd mar her, too.

IYKWIMAITYD
 
2012-06-18 10:10:33 PM  

towatchoverme: Need Help Soonish: umad: kiwimoogle84: Not all women are money grubbing ho's.

Until they decide to get a divorce.

If you guys would stop falling for, and marring the chicks who are "Husband Shopping" you might avoid that too.

I mar everyone i date.

I'd mar her, too.

IYKWIMAITYD


Touché :)
 
2012-06-18 10:43:08 PM  

thetubameister: 23 in dog years...


All the more reason to never go to New York.

Gotta admit, tho - she makes 'ol Horse Face from Sex in the City look pretty.
 
2012-06-18 10:45:36 PM  

Need Help Soonish: towatchoverme: Need Help Soonish: umad: kiwimoogle84: Not all women are money grubbing ho's.

Until they decide to get a divorce.

If you guys would stop falling for, and marring the chicks who are "Husband Shopping" you might avoid that too.

I mar everyone i date.

I'd mar her, too.

IYKWIMAITYD

Touché :)


... Madame ... :-)
 
2012-06-18 10:57:44 PM  

Avery614: supageil: I thought I read something about "frankentits" and "disgusting hag" up there in the thread. There is some pretty ridiculous misogyny going on here. Sure, she's there to be judged, and we are allowed to critique. But acting like this chick is anything other than perfectly normal or a little above average is just an excuse to be abusive and immature.


To some extent, I thought most of us were here on fark to be abusive and immature, to give it and get it alike. I take none of you people seriously (for the most part) and suggest others do the same. Maybe I just have an easier time deciphering when someone is trying to get a laugh and when someone is expressing a genuine opinion. (which is weird because I fall for trolls constantly) In this thread, all I see is the many trying to get under the skin of the few, very successfully I might add. It's been amusing me greatly for the last few hours.


Quiet you fool. You'll spoil all our fun.
 
2012-06-18 11:00:07 PM  
I think that a new age measuring unit needs to be made out of the considerable aging that Lohan has exhibited. We can apply this "Lohan" unit to Miss New York. But we need some kind of consensus....like add two additional years to the age starting at 16. For example, take 16 + 2 is 18. By 20 you've added 10 years = 30. Three more years later (23) you've added 16 years on top of her age making her to be 39 "Lohans". Yeah that looks to be about right.

/I really need a hobby.
 
2012-06-18 11:11:17 PM  
2010

i0.kym-cdn.com

2012

media.nscdn.com

/regardless, hittable
 
2012-06-18 11:35:22 PM  

texdent: She's got some city miles on her.


THIS.

/golf clap
 
2012-06-18 11:38:30 PM  
It's the makeup. Older women plaster on more makeup to try and hide the fact that they're old, so you see a ton of makeup on a woman and immediately think "old". Also, all that tanning is hell on the skin.
 
2012-06-18 11:43:45 PM  

Heathen: [i169.photobucket.com image 344x186]

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!


"That boy is good!"

"Mmm-hmm, good and terrible..."
 
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