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2012-06-18 04:22:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: My, she looks... mature


A full inspection is required.
 
2012-06-18 04:22:52 PM  
Nope... Don't like it. If she's aged that much by 23, she's going to look 80 when she's 40.
 
2012-06-18 04:23:11 PM  
Well there's an easy way to resolve this issue: The Donald's crack birth certificate investigation team must swing into action.
 
2012-06-18 04:23:12 PM  
they can't afford a better camera?
 
2012-06-18 04:23:20 PM  
EEEEEWWWW!!!

Fark, man.
 
2012-06-18 04:23:28 PM  
Uh, someone is not checking the backgrounds properly.
Now for the record. She is gorgeous - for a 35-40 year old. But not for a 23 year old. If she is 23, she is a disgusting hag - imagine what she'll look like when she hits 40.

//Can you say Crypt Keeper?
 
2012-06-18 04:25:55 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: I know quite a few 23 year olds, she looks par for the course.


Ignore subby. He gets his information for what people should look like from television, movies, and magazines. You know, where 20-somethings are playing high school kids and everyone is 'shopped to remove any wrinkles, freckles, lines, creases, etc.
 
2012-06-18 04:25:59 PM  

durbnpoisn: If she is 23, she is a disgusting hag


For those of you keeping notes, this apparently is a disgusting hag:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-06-18 04:26:07 PM  

JohnnyC: Nope... Don't like it. If she's aged that much by 23, she's going to look 80 when she's 40.


This is why you check out her mom.
 
2012-06-18 04:26:18 PM  
Ummm... Can someone who is familiar with the way tags get assigned to Fark links explain why "child sex abuse" is attached to this one?
 
2012-06-18 04:27:13 PM  
She looks great for 50. I hope that's just a case of really bad lighting and an unfortunate camera angle.
 
2012-06-18 04:27:54 PM  
i'm sure there are parts on her that are only 23 years old.
 
2012-06-18 04:27:58 PM  
Bad lighting and makeup in that pic. Signs point to hell yes.
 
2012-06-18 04:28:20 PM  

Polyhazard: Ummm... Can someone who is familiar with the way tags get assigned to Fark links explain why "child sex abuse" is attached to this one?


RTFA.
 
2012-06-18 04:28:29 PM  

minoridiot: Interesting.
[www.brooklynpaper.com image 325x500]


She may be one wedding ring away from 300lbs but, I'd give her a try.
/ I like disappointing people.
 
2012-06-18 04:28:30 PM  
No...... Geritol....... 'TIL BROOOOOOOOOOOKLYNNNNNNNN!!!!
 
2012-06-18 04:28:56 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: I really want to believe this is a trick of the makeup and lighting. Under studio lights like that, they're probably wearing something closer to theater makeup to keep it all from melting off. That stuff is really good at making you look aged.


Aaaaand BINGO!

The lighting in that place looks to be a nightmare... add in the super shiny make-up, and the heat from the stage lights... she is lucky to look unmelted at that point.

///Pagent girls don't do anything for me though... high maintenance is NOT my type :P
///Nor is blond
 
2012-06-18 04:29:07 PM  

make me some tea: She's got a lot of makeup on in that pic.


especially on those "abs".

I much prefer the chubby* pic of her.

*fark definition, not mine
 
2012-06-18 04:29:12 PM  
*That's* the best you got New York? lol

Southern women FTW
 
2012-06-18 04:29:23 PM  

Polyhazard: Ummm... Can someone who is familiar with the way tags get assigned to Fark links explain why "child sex abuse" is attached to this one?


FTFA - She'll spend the next several months touring the state and promoting her platform - child sex abuse prevention and awareness.
 
2012-06-18 04:30:54 PM  

lennavan: durbnpoisn: If she is 23, she is a disgusting hag

For those of you keeping notes, this apparently is a disgusting hag:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x528]


Read what I said... If she is 23, there is a real problem there. I stand by my comment.
 
2012-06-18 04:31:15 PM  

Need Help Soonish: Aaaaand BINGO!

The lighting in that place looks to be a nightmare... add in the super shiny make-up, and the heat from the stage lights... she is lucky to look unmelted at that point.

///Pagent girls don't do anything for me though... high maintenance is NOT my type :P
///Nor is blond


I was so ready to tear you and your unreal expectations to shreds, then I clicked on your profile. Alright I'll give you a pass on this one
 
2012-06-18 04:31:16 PM  

lennavan: durbnpoisn: If she is 23, she is a disgusting hag

For those of you keeping notes, this apparently is a disgusting hag:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x528]


oh, I'd tap it. I'd definitely tap it. However, she does look closer to a hot 40 than a hot 20.
 
2012-06-18 04:31:28 PM  
I don't get it. What is a 23 year old suppose to look like?
 
2012-06-18 04:31:40 PM  

vodka: *That's* the best you got New York? lol

Southern women FTW


"It's 10 years in the making," gushed Hagan, who is originally from Alabama.
 
2012-06-18 04:31:44 PM  

Codenamechaz: Cocaine's a hell of a drug.


Done!
 
2012-06-18 04:32:17 PM  
Meh. I seen worst
 
2012-06-18 04:32:26 PM  
She is not going to age well at all.

Hold on to that crown for dear life my friend. You will not get these days back.
 
2012-06-18 04:33:53 PM  
I like Miss Western NY better....
www.missny.org
 
2012-06-18 04:33:55 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: "It's 10 years in the making," gushed Hagan, who is originally from Alabama.


No kidding, did you see what the North did to her?
 
2012-06-18 04:34:04 PM  

cowsspinach: I don't get it. What is a 23 year old suppose to look like?


Evidently, she's supposed to be flat chested, hipless, and hairless everywhere except her head.
 
2012-06-18 04:34:36 PM  

Bag of Hammers: make me some tea: She's got a lot of makeup on in that pic.

especially on those "abs".

I much prefer the chubby* pic of her.

*fark definition, not mine


Yeah, I like a little meat on the bones. Too skinny.
 
2012-06-18 04:34:56 PM  

Baz the Spaz: I like Miss Western NY better....
[www.missny.org image 480x600]


Well it's official, every attractive woman from that area has escaped that area.
 
2012-06-18 04:35:34 PM  
Reminds me of this woman, somehow.

i48.tinypic.com

I'm not sure why.

/BIG MCLARGE HUGE
 
2012-06-18 04:35:54 PM  

Bag of Hammers: make me some tea: She's got a lot of makeup on in that pic.

especially on those "abs".


Wait what?

You really don't know what muscle definition looks like?
 
2012-06-18 04:36:09 PM  

vodka: *That's* the best you got New York? lol

Southern women FTW


The 21-year-old Alabama native is the newest Miss Brooklyn after tap dancing and two-piece bikini-ing her way into the judges' hearts at the March 28 competition.

Link

I'll be damned, look at that.
 
2012-06-18 04:36:42 PM  
img5.mynet.com

Dat ass
 
2012-06-18 04:38:00 PM  

Nem Wan: JohnnyC: Nope... Don't like it. If she's aged that much by 23, she's going to look 80 when she's 40.

This is why you check out her mom.


Yep. :)
 
2012-06-18 04:38:54 PM  
How much did that crown cost in blowjobs?
 
2012-06-18 04:39:45 PM  
Subby, know how we know you are gay?

t2.gstatic.com

/I'd hit that like a 100 car freight train full of bricks going down hill with no brakes
//If u r not gay, then definately a toddlers in tiaras watching pedo
 
2012-06-18 04:40:20 PM  

Babwa Wawa: cowsspinach: I don't get it. What is a 23 year old suppose to look like?

Evidently, she's supposed to be flat chested, hipless, and hairless everywhere except her head.


That's what the 2 3-year-olds in my basement look like.

/'til I shaved them
 
2012-06-18 04:40:42 PM  

Roook: I think it's mostly the makeup. When you see makeup caked on like that it's usually to hide age. But in beauty pageants it's almost like they wear it out of tradition. Like Kabuki


Am I the only one who read that as...ah nevermind.
 
2012-06-18 04:42:39 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: You really don't know what muscle definition looks like?


Yes I do, whoever applied the shader to her stomach does not.
 
2012-06-18 04:42:56 PM  

farkingatwork: lennavan: durbnpoisn: If she is 23, she is a disgusting hag

For those of you keeping notes, this apparently is a disgusting hag:

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x528]

oh, I'd tap it. I'd definitely tap it. However, she does look closer to a hot 40 than a hot 20.


And I agree. But "disgusting hag" might be a little too far.
 
2012-06-18 04:42:58 PM  
She was voted Miss Laid-A-Digit-Somewhere.
 
2012-06-18 04:43:06 PM  
I would but I'd probably regret it...
 
2012-06-18 04:43:26 PM  
23 the new 40.
 
2012-06-18 04:43:33 PM  
"23? shiat, you look at least 30."
 
2012-06-18 04:44:33 PM  
That cannot possibly be the best representation of woman from new York . Not ours.
 
2012-06-18 04:44:50 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Yes I do, whoever applied the shader to her stomach does not.


That's not makeup
 
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