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2012-06-18 12:37:51 PM  
Her face looks older than mine. I'm almost 30.
 
2012-06-18 12:40:01 PM  
at 30 she's going to look like Lindsay Lohan at 20
 
2012-06-18 12:40:17 PM  
We take you to Brooklyn...
 
2012-06-18 12:40:31 PM  
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
 
2012-06-18 12:41:57 PM  
I know quite a few 23 year olds, she looks par for the course.
 
2012-06-18 12:42:24 PM  
My, she looks... mature
 
2012-06-18 12:45:54 PM  
Somehow? I'll tell you how. She managed to not die before her 23rd birthday.

Not sure what subby sees there. Two photos that are poor indicators of what she truly looks like.
 
2012-06-18 12:48:29 PM  
She's got some city miles on her.
 
2012-06-18 12:51:34 PM  
I think it's mostly the makeup. When you see makeup caked on like that it's usually to hide age. But in beauty pageants it's almost like they wear it out of tradition. Like Kabuki
 
2012-06-18 12:52:25 PM  
Her boobs look 40.
 
2012-06-18 12:53:53 PM  
GAH
 
2012-06-18 12:56:12 PM  
I'm 31. She looks at least 10 yrs older than I do.
 
2012-06-18 12:57:10 PM  
If you had told me she was 43, I would've believed it but would've thought she looked pretty good for her age.
 
2012-06-18 12:57:25 PM  
Whoa...Superb physique,though.
 
2012-06-18 01:02:25 PM  

texdent: She's got some city miles on her.


hahaha!!
 
2012-06-18 01:04:34 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Her face looks older than mine. I'm almost 30.


It must be the big hair and the makeup. It's a style. She's got that big smile that says "get a load of this".
 
2012-06-18 01:10:00 PM  
Wow that poor girl, she looks like some of the 40 year old trophy wives in Scottsdale.
 
2012-06-18 01:14:04 PM  
on what planet?
 
2012-06-18 01:19:07 PM  
No. Just.....no.
 
2012-06-18 01:20:38 PM  
scallywagandvagabond.com

23 seems completely doable, if you know what I mean...
 
2012-06-18 01:40:57 PM  
Obvious tranny is

The My Little Pony Killer: Her face looks older than mine. I'm almost 30.


She probably needs a facelift.
 
2012-06-18 01:51:58 PM  
I would have never guessed her to be 23. She could easily pass as a very hot 40, though. Is that too many tanning bed visits or something?
 
2012-06-18 01:56:37 PM  
Damn, only taken in 2010. Does the pageant circuit really age you *that* much?

mywhcc.com
 
2012-06-18 01:59:01 PM  
She's got a lot of makeup on in that pic.
 
2012-06-18 02:03:17 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [scallywagandvagabond.com image 480x600]

23 seems completely doable, if you know what I mean...


Yowza.
 
2012-06-18 02:05:19 PM  
I would do her. She probably looks like a total fox without all the whore makeup they make those girls wear.
 
2012-06-18 02:05:24 PM  

This About That: The My Little Pony Killer: Her face looks older than mine. I'm almost 30.

It must be the big hair and the makeup. It's a style. She's got that big smile that says "get a load of this".


I really want to believe this is a trick of the makeup and lighting. Under studio lights like that, they're probably wearing something closer to theater makeup to keep it all from melting off. That stuff is really good at making you look aged.
 
2012-06-18 02:27:56 PM  
Interesting.
www.brooklynpaper.com
 
2012-06-18 02:45:54 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: 23 seems completely doable, if you know what I mean...


That one was taken when she was nine.

//you perv
 
2012-06-18 03:04:49 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

ok.. Poop coming out
 
2012-06-18 03:08:44 PM  
They ALL look like they're in their 30s. O.o
 
2012-06-18 03:09:32 PM  
more like 43
 
2012-06-18 03:10:27 PM  
yeah, she looks older than 23...what I noticed were those frankentits in the bikini pic.
 
2012-06-18 03:15:53 PM  

minoridiot: nteresting.


She DOES look like Ms. Brooklyn in that pic. The earrings, the hair, the makeup, the curves.
 
2012-06-18 03:19:41 PM  
i.ytimg.com
"That's a face that challenges you."
 
2012-06-18 03:31:11 PM  
who farted ya'all?
 
2012-06-18 03:54:37 PM  
Rode hard, put away wet.
 
2012-06-18 04:18:21 PM  
23 in dog years...
 
2012-06-18 04:18:33 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: yeah, she looks older than 23...what I noticed were those frankentits in the bikini pic.


I got a sudden craving for pancakes after seeing that pic.
 
2012-06-18 04:18:45 PM  
The best part about twenty three year olds...


/i'm the first???
 
2012-06-18 04:18:59 PM  
Ironically, I think she'd look younger if she lost some of that baby fat.
 
2012-06-18 04:19:05 PM  
I always seem to have a problem being attracted to women my age. Maybe it's because I look young, maybe because the majority of women my age are taken or maybe I'm just a superficial son of a b*tch. I don't know.
 
2012-06-18 04:19:25 PM  
They're counting in hexadecimal.
 
2012-06-18 04:19:25 PM  
s17.postimage.org


"Must not fart"
 
2012-06-18 04:19:50 PM  
i169.photobucket.com

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!
 
2012-06-18 04:20:05 PM  
That's a Courtney Stodden 12.
 
2012-06-18 04:20:45 PM  
Born on February 29
 
2012-06-18 04:21:12 PM  

Cyberluddite: If you had told me she was 43, I would've believed it but would've thought she looked pretty good for her age.


Im 43 and I look younger. Mind you good clean living.... Aww who am I kidding I pickle myself in alcohol.
 
2012-06-18 04:21:34 PM  
She could be a high end milf-porn star when the "beauty" circuit thing dries up. Or Governor of Alaska.
 
2012-06-18 04:22:27 PM  
Who farkin' cares how old she is? I'd hit that in a heartbeat.
 
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