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(Baltimore Brew)   Fark-ready headline: "Drunk man couldn't take kitten into strip club, repeatedly called 911"   (digtriad.com) divider line 16
    More: Florida, Emerald City, kittens  
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5068 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jun 2012 at 2:28 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-18 01:34:28 PM  
5 votes:
Most people try to get OUT of the club with a little pussy.
2012-06-18 02:31:34 PM  
4 votes:
The club owner said, "we haven't seen that much fur in this club since 1987."
2012-06-18 12:49:35 PM  
4 votes:
Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.
2012-06-18 02:52:56 PM  
3 votes:

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


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2012-06-18 02:48:35 PM  
3 votes:

bikerbob59: Grables'Daughter: Most people try to get OUT of the club with a little pussy.

* rim shot *


They might try to get that, too.
2012-06-18 02:56:42 PM  
2 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-06-18 02:37:16 PM  
2 votes:
Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

I'm glad to see that Animal Control is safe and sound, but how is the kitten?
2012-06-18 02:35:49 PM  
2 votes:
Really?

So...

Next asshole customer that brings their purse dog into my store gets Animal Control called on them.

*gleeful hatred of humanity*
2012-06-18 01:20:53 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.


Like bringing sand to the beach.
2012-06-19 02:01:05 AM  
1 votes:
Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

Oh. That's a relief. I was worried that the kitten might have hurt them.
2012-06-18 05:28:56 PM  
1 votes:
...And so ended Mr. Langes' "Titties for Kitties" program.
2012-06-18 03:12:42 PM  
1 votes:
Well, of course the club isn't going to allow this. They have all the kitty you'll ever need. It's the same as bars not allowing you to bring in your own booze.
2012-06-18 03:04:17 PM  
1 votes:

kudayta: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

I often use puppies and kittens to attract the attention of women.


I cook them up first to appeal to the Asian chicks.
2012-06-18 02:33:53 PM  
1 votes:
Why didn't I think of this, it's kinda like bringing a puppy to a public park, just a p*ssy magnet.
2012-06-18 02:33:11 PM  
1 votes:
Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

...because we knew that the only comments the article would get would be about the damned kitten, unless we told you that.
2012-06-18 01:50:42 PM  
1 votes:
No doubt he was planning on killing one later.
 
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