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(Baltimore Brew)   Fark-ready headline: "Drunk man couldn't take kitten into strip club, repeatedly called 911"   (digtriad.com) divider line 64
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2012-06-18 04:57:25 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


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2012-06-18 04:58:58 PM  

MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

Isn't it obvious? As a tip! How could you refuse an adorable kitten? Of course, you couldn't really tuck it anywhere. I'm sure you'd have to accept it at the end of the set. It just makes sense to me.

/off to find some kittens.

I'll take it!

I don't think I can send kittens through amazon. Do you accept pictures of kitties?


An Amazon gift card with pictures of kittens would be just fine.
 
2012-06-18 05:24:29 PM  
Naughty By Nature actually had a video about this (kinda)

Link
 
2012-06-18 05:28:56 PM  
...And so ended Mr. Langes' "Titties for Kitties" program.
 
2012-06-18 05:54:14 PM  

Grables'Daughter: SlothB77: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

You don't work for a strip club.

But I do.

/I really do


you know how much of a powder keg of information that is.

Good luck GD, I hope you survive this thread.

/BIE? EIP!
 
2012-06-18 06:15:12 PM  

blazemongr: Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

...because we knew that the only comments the article would get would be about the damned kitten, unless we told you that.


It's nice to know that Animal Control is safe and sound, but how's the kitten doing?
 
2012-06-18 06:27:24 PM  
WAR kittens?

/has no idea why that commerical cracked me up every time.
//Still one of my favorite commercials of all time.
 
2012-06-18 06:50:36 PM  

Mog32Kupo: Grables'Daughter: SlothB77: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

You don't work for a strip club.

But I do.

/I really do

you know how much of a powder keg of information that is.

Good luck GD, I hope you survive this thread.

/BIE? EIP!


Survive? It's what she lives for. Are you new here?
 
2012-06-18 07:30:57 PM  
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2012-06-18 07:37:49 PM  

Diogenes: I_Am_Weasel: Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.

Like bringing sand to the beach.


So are the days of our lives.
 
2012-06-18 10:05:01 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


Is there an implied ipso facto that there are COUNTLESS reasons to bring a dead kitten into a strip club?:)
 
2012-06-18 11:22:57 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ...And so ended Mr. Langes' "Titties for Kitties" program.


That farking brilliant. Well played indeed.
 
2012-06-19 12:01:19 AM  
Grables'Daughter:
Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

It gives the kids something to play with if it's too cold to leave them in the car...
 
2012-06-19 02:01:05 AM  
Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

Oh. That's a relief. I was worried that the kitten might have hurt them.
 
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