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(Baltimore Brew)   Fark-ready headline: "Drunk man couldn't take kitten into strip club, repeatedly called 911"   (digtriad.com) divider line 64
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2012-06-18 12:49:35 PM  
Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.
 
2012-06-18 01:20:53 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.


Like bringing sand to the beach.
 
2012-06-18 01:34:28 PM  
Most people try to get OUT of the club with a little pussy.
 
2012-06-18 01:50:42 PM  
No doubt he was planning on killing one later.
 
2012-06-18 02:31:03 PM  

Diogenes: I_Am_Weasel: Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.

Like bringing sand to the beach.


Damn; I came here to say this!

/ shakes tiny fist
 
2012-06-18 02:31:34 PM  
The club owner said, "we haven't seen that much fur in this club since 1987."
 
2012-06-18 02:33:11 PM  
Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

...because we knew that the only comments the article would get would be about the damned kitten, unless we told you that.
 
2012-06-18 02:33:47 PM  
Did he get to take it to jail?
 
2012-06-18 02:33:50 PM  
They usually frown on customers masturbating at most establishments.
 
2012-06-18 02:33:53 PM  
Why didn't I think of this, it's kinda like bringing a puppy to a public park, just a p*ssy magnet.
 
2012-06-18 02:35:49 PM  
Really?

So...

Next asshole customer that brings their purse dog into my store gets Animal Control called on them.

*gleeful hatred of humanity*
 
2012-06-18 02:37:16 PM  
Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

I'm glad to see that Animal Control is safe and sound, but how is the kitten?
 
2012-06-18 02:37:54 PM  
I'm just glad Animal Control is safe and sound.
 
2012-06-18 02:39:35 PM  
Before clicking the link I was really hoping that this story would be about Stephen Harper.

/am disappoint
 
2012-06-18 02:39:37 PM  
(shakes tiny fist) What a difference 37 seconds makes...
 
2012-06-18 02:40:35 PM  
Usually if you walk in with some fine cat of your own, they'll generously waive the cover.
 
2012-06-18 02:40:38 PM  
A man in Florida apparently didn't think those rules applied to him when he tried to take his Kitten into of all places a strip club.

Of course Kitten was going to the strip club, the next shift was coming up and Diamond and Amber couldn't make it that night.
 
2012-06-18 02:41:04 PM  
Damn, last Tuesday. I was hoping this man's plan was even more elaborate and was trying this the night before Father's Day.
 
2012-06-18 02:43:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Most people try to get OUT of the club with a little pussy.


* rim shot *
 
2012-06-18 02:46:12 PM  
You don't take sand to the beach and you certainly don't take a lil pssy to the strip joint.

/and you dont tug on superman's cape either.
 
2012-06-18 02:48:35 PM  

bikerbob59: Grables'Daughter: Most people try to get OUT of the club with a little pussy.

* rim shot *


They might try to get that, too.
 
2012-06-18 02:50:20 PM  
Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.
 
2012-06-18 02:51:11 PM  

9beers: Why did the article feel it was important to point out that it was a live kitten, are dead kittens allowed?


These distinctions can be crucial considering this happened in FL.
 
2012-06-18 02:51:32 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


I often use puppies and kittens to attract the attention of women.
 
2012-06-18 02:52:53 PM  
9beers:

Why did the article feel it was important to point out that it was a live kitten, are dead kittens allowed?

I hate you for being quicker of mind and keyboard.
 
2012-06-18 02:52:56 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


memearchive.net
 
2012-06-18 02:52:59 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.


Done in 1

/Well played, sir. Well played
 
2012-06-18 02:54:17 PM  
Little Kitty Cat; sittin' at the screen door
 
2012-06-18 02:54:23 PM  
Isn't this a peat that is re?
 
2012-06-18 02:54:45 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


Link
some people just have to follow their balloon
 
2012-06-18 02:55:24 PM  
omgwtfbbq!:

Winner winner chicken dinner
 
2012-06-18 02:56:42 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-18 02:57:13 PM  
Grables'Daughter:

Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

Maybe he simply likes to carry the kitten everywhere he goes.

I carried my puppy into a drug store a couple times because our walk took us past there and my refills were ready. It wasn't to carry him there per se.

Or maybe he was hoping the kitten would help him get favorable responses. My dog is great for meeting little girls -- and their mothers.
 
2012-06-18 02:57:52 PM  
i.imgur.com

Previously on Gatonovela...
 
2012-06-18 02:58:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


Isn't it obvious? As a tip! How could you refuse an adorable kitten? Of course, you couldn't really tuck it anywhere. I'm sure you'd have to accept it at the end of the set. It just makes sense to me.

/off to find some kittens.
 
2012-06-18 02:59:34 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


9beers: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten WARNING: Attention Whore Alert.

Oh boy, here we go.


i1089.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-18 03:04:17 PM  

kudayta: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

I often use puppies and kittens to attract the attention of women.


I cook them up first to appeal to the Asian chicks.
 
2012-06-18 03:08:17 PM  
Farking Redditors.
 
2012-06-18 03:12:42 PM  
Well, of course the club isn't going to allow this. They have all the kitty you'll ever need. It's the same as bars not allowing you to bring in your own booze.
 
2012-06-18 03:32:35 PM  
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more attention-whorey ...

So anyway ... drunk + kitten = meow said the dog?
 
2012-06-18 03:34:59 PM  

MadAzza: Just when I thought you couldn't get any more attention-whorey ...

So anyway ... drunk + kitten = meow said the dog?


First part of that was intended for ... well, you know.
 
2012-06-18 03:40:24 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


Easy. Kittens can be found free. You can give them to the dancers and you can save your money.
 
2012-06-18 03:54:22 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


You don't work for a strip club.
 
2012-06-18 03:55:06 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


Maybe it was one of those support animals, like a working kitten. Or, he could have brought it in, knowing he had to keep his hands off the dancers, so he could stroke his own pussy while getting a lap dance.
 
2012-06-18 03:58:58 PM  
Operator: "Sir, do not abuse this hotline with frivolous complaints about your sad pussy's feelings."
 
2012-06-18 04:05:48 PM  
Was the kitten Navidad?
www.vegasretro.com
/giggity
 
2012-06-18 04:08:45 PM  
That was painful to read.
 
2012-06-18 04:50:27 PM  

MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

Isn't it obvious? As a tip! How could you refuse an adorable kitten? Of course, you couldn't really tuck it anywhere. I'm sure you'd have to accept it at the end of the set. It just makes sense to me.

/off to find some kittens.


I'll take it!
 
2012-06-18 04:51:27 PM  

SlothB77: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

You don't work for a strip club.


But I do.

/I really do
 
2012-06-18 04:56:14 PM  

Grables'Daughter: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

Isn't it obvious? As a tip! How could you refuse an adorable kitten? Of course, you couldn't really tuck it anywhere. I'm sure you'd have to accept it at the end of the set. It just makes sense to me.

/off to find some kittens.

I'll take it!


I don't think I can send kittens through amazon. Do you accept pictures of kitties?
 
2012-06-18 04:57:25 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


img1.fark.net
 
2012-06-18 04:58:58 PM  

MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

Isn't it obvious? As a tip! How could you refuse an adorable kitten? Of course, you couldn't really tuck it anywhere. I'm sure you'd have to accept it at the end of the set. It just makes sense to me.

/off to find some kittens.

I'll take it!

I don't think I can send kittens through amazon. Do you accept pictures of kitties?


An Amazon gift card with pictures of kittens would be just fine.
 
2012-06-18 05:24:29 PM  
Naughty By Nature actually had a video about this (kinda)

Link
 
2012-06-18 05:28:56 PM  
...And so ended Mr. Langes' "Titties for Kitties" program.
 
2012-06-18 05:54:14 PM  

Grables'Daughter: SlothB77: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

You don't work for a strip club.

But I do.

/I really do


you know how much of a powder keg of information that is.

Good luck GD, I hope you survive this thread.

/BIE? EIP!
 
2012-06-18 06:15:12 PM  

blazemongr: Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

...because we knew that the only comments the article would get would be about the damned kitten, unless we told you that.


It's nice to know that Animal Control is safe and sound, but how's the kitten doing?
 
2012-06-18 06:27:24 PM  
WAR kittens?

/has no idea why that commerical cracked me up every time.
//Still one of my favorite commercials of all time.
 
2012-06-18 06:50:36 PM  

Mog32Kupo: Grables'Daughter: SlothB77: Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

You don't work for a strip club.

But I do.

/I really do

you know how much of a powder keg of information that is.

Good luck GD, I hope you survive this thread.

/BIE? EIP!


Survive? It's what she lives for. Are you new here?
 
2012-06-18 07:30:57 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-18 07:37:49 PM  

Diogenes: I_Am_Weasel: Why would he need to go into the strip club if he already some young pu...

Oh. Never mind.

Like bringing sand to the beach.


So are the days of our lives.
 
2012-06-18 10:05:01 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.


Is there an implied ipso facto that there are COUNTLESS reasons to bring a dead kitten into a strip club?:)
 
2012-06-18 11:22:57 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ...And so ended Mr. Langes' "Titties for Kitties" program.


That farking brilliant. Well played indeed.
 
2012-06-19 12:01:19 AM  
Grables'Daughter:
Okay, as someone that works for a strip club, I am honestly struggling to figure out ANY reason for a person to want to bring in a live kitten.

It gives the kids something to play with if it's too cold to leave them in the car...
 
2012-06-19 02:01:05 AM  
Animal Control was called to pick up the kitten and is now safe and sound.

Oh. That's a relief. I was worried that the kitten might have hurt them.
 
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