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2012-06-18 09:34:54 PM  

demonfaerie: thunderbird8804: AllUpInYa: demonfaerie: [img.poptower.com image 450x338]

What an American gypsy looks like.

Also there is a good chance they are underage, but that's ok in their culture for an older man to marry a 15 year old.

1. Get vasectomy
2. Get vasectomy double-checked
3. Let slip "hope I don't get any of you pregnant because I'd be paying you tons of money in child support"
4. PROFIT!*

/*not monetarily

This is absolutely brilliant. We shouldn't try to harm or eliminate gypsies, we should put them to good use as sex toys and food.

/I was going to add manual labor to that, but I don't think they would go along with it
//work is to gypsies what garlic is to vampires

Female gypsy's are taught at an early age that they are only good for is to take care of children, and clean houses. They are only suppose to look good for their men, and keep a clean house while popping out babbies.


I know, I was only slightly kidding. Their attitudes toward women make the mormons look civilized.

/Firefox is telling me that mormons is spelled incorrectly and gave two suggested corrections: Mormons (capital m), and morons
//Internet browsers are getting really snarky and observant
 
2012-06-18 09:38:53 PM  

thunderbird8804: demonfaerie: thunderbird8804: AllUpInYa: demonfaerie: [img.poptower.com image 450x338]

What an American gypsy looks like.

Also there is a good chance they are underage, but that's ok in their culture for an older man to marry a 15 year old.

1. Get vasectomy
2. Get vasectomy double-checked
3. Let slip "hope I don't get any of you pregnant because I'd be paying you tons of money in child support"
4. PROFIT!*

/*not monetarily

This is absolutely brilliant. We shouldn't try to harm or eliminate gypsies, we should put them to good use as sex toys and food.

/I was going to add manual labor to that, but I don't think they would go along with it
//work is to gypsies what garlic is to vampires

Female gypsy's are taught at an early age that they are only good for is to take care of children, and clean houses. They are only suppose to look good for their men, and keep a clean house while popping out babbies.

I know, I was only slightly kidding. Their attitudes toward women make the mormons look civilized.

/Firefox is telling me that mormons is spelled incorrectly and gave two suggested corrections: Mormons (capital m), and morons
//Internet browsers are getting really snarky and observant


Oh I know you were, I was just stating that their culture isn't that far off on that remark. Gypsy men are allowed to have sex before marriage, but Gypsy women are whores if they do. The internet knows what religions are getting up there is crazy cult like statuses.
 
2012-06-18 09:47:33 PM  
This kind of thing makes me so mad. I could almost drive my Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge.
 
2012-06-18 09:55:53 PM  

pug306: My two cents about cases I'm familiar with:

Gaze upon the might of the mess caused by two (2) Gypsy families that were given land by the municipality right beside a shooting range in my neck of the woods. (Jump to 1:00)

Link

Long story short, the range was there first, the Gypsies don't like it so they vandalized it for years and then ended up burning it down. The city installed surveillance cameras and then just took them down after a couple of weeks because it's not as it it was a mystery who was doing the damage, but no one wants the grief of doing anything about it.

How much grief? Well, a year or two back, some gypsy ran a police roadblock in a stolen car and got himself shot. The gypsies went nuts and sacked several villages, smashing up shops, burning down buildings and cutting down trees. Video or it didn't happen? Okay.

Link

Oh, and they burned down a police station, too.

Link

Charming folks.


Wow. It's been a long time since I've studied or spoke French, but I got the gist of that. That's awful.
 
Poe
2012-06-18 10:00:51 PM  
Came for pics of Maddie Hasson, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-06-18 10:02:27 PM  

Flakeloaf: JPSimonetti: So they're costing the city more by making a mess, than it would save the city to simply let it go and clean up after them? Seems like it's an awful lot of resources going into stopping these people from ... littering?

, camping illegally on public land, unlawfully keeping other people off of the land their taxes pay for, stealing water and electricity, running around the surrounding area making jerks of themselves, stinking, littering, attracting other vermin and causing a public health nuisance...


Making the city Council look like racists...

/No, wait, they're doing that on their own
//It really is not worth the bad PR.
 
2012-06-18 10:30:45 PM  
KellyX: Over in Europe though they're considered a protected minority, sorta be like if a Indian tribe today decided to squat somewhere... imagine the dust up over that...

and how
 
2012-06-18 10:32:38 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: cynicalbastard: What is needed is for a group of decent-minded ordinary citizens to form a political party which will, among other things, attempt to finalise some sort of solution to these pests.

A very social sort of folks, from across the nation if you will.


The very sort, and those with not only nationalist sensibilities but a strong sense of social responsibility.
 
2012-06-18 10:32:41 PM  
Ah, the thread where people think it's perfectly acceptable to hate people based on their race. Because all Romani are criminals. Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani blood are pretty decent. But I'm sure there's no one at all with any Romani ancestry posting on FARK. They're probably all out committing crimes, yes?
 
2012-06-18 10:45:17 PM  
Perditax: Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani criminal blood are pretty decent.
 
Poe
2012-06-18 10:46:07 PM  

Perditax: Ah, the thread where people think it's perfectly acceptable to hate people based on their race. Because all Romani are criminals. Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani blood are pretty decent. But I'm sure there's no one at all with any Romani ancestry posting on FARK. They're probably all out committing crimes, yes?


When a good portion of a given population are participating in behaviors that confirm and reinforce negative stereotypes about that population, it makes it easier to accept. Someone who says all black people are lazy, uneducated criminals can be proven wrong with examples like Neil Degrasse Tyson or Obama. I would love to be proven wrong, but I have never met or heard of a gypsy who has contributed anything to the world.
 
2012-06-18 10:49:46 PM  

Poe: Perditax: Ah, the thread where people think it's perfectly acceptable to hate people based on their race. Because all Romani are criminals. Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani blood are pretty decent. But I'm sure there's no one at all with any Romani ancestry posting on FARK. They're probably all out committing crimes, yes?

When a good portion of a given population are participating in behaviors that confirm and reinforce negative stereotypes about that population, it makes it easier to accept. Someone who says all black people are lazy, uneducated criminals can be proven wrong with examples like Neil Degrasse Tyson or Obama. I would love to be proven wrong, but I have never met or heard of a gypsy who has contributed anything to the world.


Link
 
2012-06-18 10:52:58 PM  

ordinarysteve:

Link


Thanks, ordinarysteve! Saved me the trouble of posting it.
 
2012-06-18 10:55:43 PM  

Ronin_S: What on earth were they trying to kidnap her for?


My guess? A lifetime of servitude and sexual abuse.
 
2012-06-18 10:57:33 PM  

ordinarysteve: Poe:

When a good portion of a given population are participating in behaviors that confirm and reinforce negative stereotypes about that population, it makes it easier to accept. Someone who says all black people are lazy, uneducated criminals can be proven wrong with examples like Neil Degrasse Tyson or Obama. I would love to be proven wrong, but I have never met or heard of a gypsy who has contributed anything to the world.

Link


Don't forget the list of notable people who are only part Romani:
Link
 
2012-06-18 10:59:26 PM  
That last post was supposed to read "people who are part Romanichal". It's late. I worked a twelve hour day.
 
2012-06-18 11:02:18 PM  

Perditax: ordinarysteve: Poe:

When a good portion of a given population are participating in behaviors that confirm and reinforce negative stereotypes about that population, it makes it easier to accept. Someone who says all black people are lazy, uneducated criminals can be proven wrong with examples like Neil Degrasse Tyson or Obama. I would love to be proven wrong, but I have never met or heard of a gypsy who has contributed anything to the world.

Link

Don't forget the list of notable people who are only part Romani:
Link


upload.wikimedia.org
Can't go wrong with Charlie Chaplin
 
2012-06-18 11:07:43 PM  

Perditax: ordinarysteve:

Link

Thanks, ordinarysteve! Saved me the trouble of posting it.


IDK if it's representative of the entire list, but most of the soccer players on the list are completely unsourced.
 
2012-06-18 11:13:57 PM  

PsiChick: Flakeloaf: JPSimonetti: So they're costing the city more by making a mess, than it would save the city to simply let it go and clean up after them? Seems like it's an awful lot of resources going into stopping these people from ... littering?

, camping illegally on public land, unlawfully keeping other people off of the land their taxes pay for, stealing water and electricity, running around the surrounding area making jerks of themselves, stinking, littering, attracting other vermin and causing a public health nuisance...

Making the city Council look like racists...

/No, wait, they're doing that on their own
//It really is not worth the bad PR.


digboston.com
 
2012-06-18 11:16:49 PM  

ordinarysteve: Poe: Perditax: Ah, the thread where people think it's perfectly acceptable to hate people based on their race. Because all Romani are criminals. Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani blood are pretty decent. But I'm sure there's no one at all with any Romani ancestry posting on FARK. They're probably all out committing crimes, yes?

When a good portion of a given population are participating in behaviors that confirm and reinforce negative stereotypes about that population, it makes it easier to accept. Someone who says all black people are lazy, uneducated criminals can be proven wrong with examples like Neil Degrasse Tyson or Obama. I would love to be proven wrong, but I have never met or heard of a gypsy who has contributed anything to the world.

Link


i220.photobucket.com
 
Poe
2012-06-18 11:41:23 PM  
Checked a few of those links at random, found plenty that didn't mention Romani in the persons actual article. The link for Jovan Damjanović was for a soccer player, not "the first Romani appointed as minister in a government anywhere in the world."

My only personal experience in dealing with gypsies was a trip to Europe my senior year. Our tour guide was amazed that we all made it through the entire trip with no one being pickpocketed.
 
2012-06-18 11:43:29 PM  
Poe:

They should name some kind of law after you.
 
2012-06-18 11:47:25 PM  
The sensible thing to do would be to impound their vehicles, but I imagine the town doesn't, because then the gypsies would be stuck there, and what the town leaders really want is for them to leave and bother some other town.

Also "gypsy" is more of a lifestyle label. Irish Travellers are of no relation to the Roma.
 
2012-06-19 12:42:51 AM  
simpsonswiki.net
 
2012-06-19 12:48:24 AM  

Bondith: Fareham Borough Council has been left to clear a huge amount of rubbish left by the travellers, including builders rubble and an old caravan.

Every time I read an article about Travellers in the Daily Fail, it seems like their entire culture is dedicated to being as dickish as possible: squatting wherever they can, including the homes of people on vacation, absoluting trashing the place and then moving on. I know the picture is horribly slanted, but I still get a WTF vibe off it. Seriously, even animals can figure out not to shiat where they live.


Ding ding ding ding! After all the lovely input from Fark on the true ways of Gypsies, I'm really starting to think that perhaps Britain's Gypsies = American ghetto blacks. I used to think it was Chavs = Blacks, but Gypsies fits much better.
 
2012-06-19 12:50:17 AM  

bwilson27: [cdn.wg.uproxx.com image 640x360]
farking Gypsy dildo punks.


Good god, you found the Kardashians of the U.K.!
 
2012-06-19 12:52:36 AM  
Aloy
Ding ding ding ding! After all the lovely input from Fark on the true ways of Gypsies, I'm really starting to think that perhaps Britain's Gypsies = American ghetto blacks. I used to think it was Chavs = Blacks, but Gypsies fits much better.

That...really wasn't the agreement I was looking for.

/goes to read the wikilist of Worthwhile Romani
 
2012-06-19 01:03:55 AM  

Bondith:
/goes to read the wikilist of Worthwhile Romani


Famous Jewish Sports Legends?
 
2012-06-19 01:21:03 AM  

Wise_Guy: This would never happen in an Italian neighborhood: Link


Dammit, now I gotta rent the movie....
 
2012-06-19 04:00:53 AM  

Perditax: Ah, the thread where people think it's perfectly acceptable to hate people based on their race. Because all Romani are criminals. Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani blood are pretty decent. But I'm sure there's no one at all with any Romani ancestry posting on FARK. They're probably all out committing crimes, yes?


www.wearysloth.com

/eggplant
 
2012-06-19 05:46:23 AM  

pug306: Long story short, the range was there first, the Gypsies don't like it so they vandalized it for years and then ended up burning it down. The city installed surveillance cameras and then just took them down after a couple of weeks because it's not as it it was a mystery who was doing the damage, but no one wants the grief of doing anything about it.

How much grief? Well, a year or two back, some gypsy ran a police roadblock in a stolen car and got himself shot. The gypsies went nuts and sacked several villages, smashing up shops, burning down buildings and cutting down trees. Video or it didn't happen? Okay.


To be fair the Gypsies or Gitanes/gens de voyage if you prefer are not the only ones doing that here. Remember the cops chased those kids on that stolen scooter a couple of years ago and their family and friends pretty much started a riot.
 
2012-06-19 06:40:48 AM  
Not far away from dad, some blokes bought a small farm. They then introduced themselves to their neighbors along the road and hands out their card, telling them to call if they needed help.

A couple of years later a retired couple had some Irish travelers pave their drive. They did a shoddy work, poured a way too thin layer of asphalt without any ground preparation. The oldies didn't want to pay for it so the cockroaches said they were going to take some furniture as payment. The wife calls their neighbors down the road for assistance. A couple of minutes later they hear a mighty roar as a pack of bikes approaches. The pikeys gets so scared that they leaves in a hurry. They even left their tools behind.

Those bikers wore patches with a skull and a winged helmet. Nice neighbors, eh?
 
2012-06-19 06:43:49 AM  
"The council is conducting an inquiry in to what happened and is taking legal action to evict the travellers."

farm7.staticflickr.com

In the USA we use much more efficient and permanent solutions to these sort of problems.
 
2012-06-19 06:54:26 AM  
A friend of my sister-in-law is a florist in Hampshire. She was hired to do the flowers for a gypsy wedding and they ordered thousands of pounds worth. When it came to the day she delivered the flowers and a pikey paid her - £500, 20% of what she was owed. He said, in full view of the glorious flowers, that they were wilted and dying and that they weren't going to pay. She argued and a few of them escorted her back to her van and told her that they could always take back the £500 if she didn't want it. She left and chalked it up to experience.

The florist has a part-time assistant who works weekends for her. As it turns out, the assistant works part-time as a barmaid in a local pikey watering hole and is friendly with them. Eventually it got back to the pikeys that someone they were friends with worked for the florist they'd ripped off. One day the florist got an envelope with £2k in cash put through her door. The pikeys viewed it as dishonourable to have ripped off someone they were even tenuously connected to. It's fine to rip off complete strangers though.

In short, fark pikeys.
 
2012-06-19 07:15:56 AM  

smask: Not far away from dad, some blokes bought a small farm. They then introduced themselves to their neighbors along the road and hands out their card, telling them to call if they needed help.

A couple of years later a retired couple had some Irish travelers pave their drive. They did a shoddy work, poured a way too thin layer of asphalt without any ground preparation. The oldies didn't want to pay for it so the cockroaches said they were going to take some furniture as payment. The wife calls their neighbors down the road for assistance. A couple of minutes later they hear a mighty roar as a pack of bikes approaches. The pikeys gets so scared that they leaves in a hurry. They even left their tools behind.

Those bikers wore patches with a skull and a winged helmet. Nice neighbors, eh?


That club our the one with the skull and crossed pistons will probably be the best neighbors you'll ever have.
/just don't cross them
 
2012-06-19 07:55:33 AM  
There is a solution:
3.bp.blogspot.com
"Hey, who wants to see my pigs?"

WTF England? This crap wouldn't fly in the U.S. Trespassing is an actual crime here. If the police say "Okay, you can use the field to turn around, but you can't park there" and you and all your buddies zip on in and say 'psych!', you don't get to stay. That's when they bring in half the police force, and they get to use their toys.

I am glad we don't have to deal with people parking on private property, and then the police saying "Sorry about your bad luck, take it to court, and you might get them out of there in 6 months. Of course nothing will happen to them, and you will have no way to recover your losses. I mean we can levy a fine, but we know damn well they won't pay it.

Fark gypsies.
 
2012-06-19 08:56:07 AM  

ordinarysteve: Poe: Perditax: Ah, the thread where people think it's perfectly acceptable to hate people based on their race. Because all Romani are criminals. Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani blood are pretty decent. But I'm sure there's no one at all with any Romani ancestry posting on FARK. They're probably all out committing crimes, yes?

When a good portion of a given population are participating in behaviors that confirm and reinforce negative stereotypes about that population, it makes it easier to accept. Someone who says all black people are lazy, uneducated criminals can be proven wrong with examples like Neil Degrasse Tyson or Obama. I would love to be proven wrong, but I have never met or heard of a gypsy who has contributed anything to the world.

Link


Yeah? So what? The farking gypsie scum who do make these news stories are complete and total scum.

Also, from the list: Angel Dark - Slovak pornstar. I am sure she is a huge credit to her race.
 
2012-06-19 10:47:53 AM  

TenJed_77: That club our the one with the skull and crossed pistons will probably be the best neighbors you'll ever have.
/just don't cross them


The skull and crossed pistons guys almost went extinct here in Sweden. Here it's mostly winged helmet skull guys, obese Mexicans or a few fu-manchu asians with partially shaved heads
 
2012-06-19 10:49:48 AM  

Perditax: Ah, the thread where people think it's perfectly acceptable to hate people based on their race. Because all Romani are criminals. Anyone here with Hungarian ancestry? If so, your odds of having Romani blood are pretty decent. But I'm sure there's no one at all with any Romani ancestry posting on FARK. They're probably all out committing crimes, yes?


Well to be fair, i used to be friends with the only full-blooded, Native Rom speaker working in law enforcement in North America. he had quite the second income listening in on FBI wiretaps as people that A) speak Rom and B) are willing to cooperate with police are nearly non-existent. I asked him how he became a cop and he told me he came by it honestly: he was working with an uncle who was running a scam selling fake police equipment to police stations when he made friends with some of the cops and decided he'd rather be doing that for a living.
 
2012-06-19 01:29:56 PM  

Cyclometh: ChipNASA: Cyclometh: ChipNASA: PUSSIES!

Simple....

[waronterrornews.typepad.com image 320x447]

/tah dah....now how farking hard was THAT to figure the fark out?!?!?!?!
//FIRE!!!.....LOAD, DEFLECTION, ELEVATION, CHARGE....FIRE!!! (rince repeat)

It's "quadrant", not "elevation". Elevation is height above (or below) sea level.

/former arty

I stand corrected.
/chariforce so what do I know?

Sorry, I came across a bit snide, wasn't intended. Artillery uses extremely precise terminology to avoid any confusion. No terms are overloaded. And god help you if you say "repeat" on a radio frequency used by artillery units.

/it means to shoot the previous fire mission again.
//not always a smart move.


Say again, Bravo-One, say again!

Magnanimous_J: FarkinHostile: Dogfacedgod: Annihilation and death is a required necessity for the universe to grow, or all this becomes stagnant and rots away.


Does your mom know you are using the computer, BTW?

I imagine him lisping "...stagnant and rots away" through a brand new retainer, lovingly stroking a high end airsoft gun.


Named "Charlene"?
 
2012-06-19 01:44:18 PM  

MythDragon: I am glad we don't have to deal with people parking on private property


TFA: the public recreation area

/Not a judgment, just pointing it out.
 
2012-06-19 03:29:54 PM  
THESE GYPSIES PARKED IN A FIELD THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!1!one!
 
2012-06-19 05:55:06 PM  

sethstorm: The Jami Turman Fan Club: And probably a burned down city or two.

From how?

(The US would be more than happy to extraordinarily render them if the UK would only just give the word on these European terrorists.)


Hey guys! We have this new drone, you see, and it is very VERY accurate. And we understand that you have a little "Insurgent" problem. Mind if we test our drone?
 
2012-06-19 07:21:39 PM  

washington-babylon: Hey guys! We have this new drone, you see, and it is very VERY accurate. And we understand that you have a little "Insurgent" problem. Mind if we test our drone?


I believe you're looking for precision.

The drones just have to get close enough with the blast radius to destroy their cars. It'd be entertaining to see them trying to leave a town while being chased with a drone that is about to take out their convoy.
 
2012-06-19 08:49:29 PM  
People need to understand that gypsies/Irish travelers aren't just "white trash", they're like a seperate ethnic group with their own culture and code. Their culture includes travelling around in caravans, squatting on random pieces of land, making a huge mess of the place, scamming people, stealing anything that's not nailed down and not mixing with "outsiders". They teach their kids how to steal from a very young age and there is very little focus on education. Basically they contribute nothing to society, they just take everything they can. I don't know what American gypsies/pikeys are like but that's what they're like in the UK and Europe. Cry "discrimination!" all you want but you'd be a fool to trust a gypsy, hatred/distrust of them is pretty understandable, they only have themselves to blame.
 
2012-06-19 09:34:40 PM  

sethstorm: washington-babylon: Hey guys! We have this new drone, you see, and it is very VERY accurate. And we understand that you have a little "Insurgent" problem. Mind if we test our drone?

I believe you're looking for precision.

The drones just have to get close enough with the blast radius to destroy their cars. It'd be entertaining to see them trying to leave a town while being chased with a drone that is about to take out their convoy.


the drone I had in mind was the new switchblade drone:

defense-update.com


The entertaining part would be when a huge swarm of these tiny terrors chased the caravan out of town.
 
Ral
2012-06-19 11:33:44 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: And that art teachers draw houses that reflect the culture norms of the dominate culture?


I have to say this because I'm seeing it become more and more common... The word is DOMINANT. That also goes for the word PREDOMINANTLY.

While I'm on the subject, the word you want is "conscience", not "conscious".
 
2012-06-20 12:09:54 AM  

washington-babylon: sethstorm: washington-babylon: Hey guys! We have this new drone, you see, and it is very VERY accurate. And we understand that you have a little "Insurgent" problem. Mind if we test our drone?

I believe you're looking for precision.

The drones just have to get close enough with the blast radius to destroy their cars. It'd be entertaining to see them trying to leave a town while being chased with a drone that is about to take out their convoy.

the drone I had in mind was the new switchblade drone:

[defense-update.com image 520x210]


The entertaining part would be when a huge swarm of these tiny terrors chased the caravan out of town.


Too small - think of the kinds used in Afghanistan and that's about the scale that one would need for clearing out a criminalized Traveller/Gypsy population. Either they would clear out or they'd be cleared from existence from as many cities as desired.
 
2012-06-20 12:14:40 AM  
think of the kinds used in Afghanistan
That is, drones like the Predator and Reaper that have some size & power to them - with the ability to carry larger ordinance.

The Switchblade would only take out people, but leave the trailers to be moved. The larger ones could take out both and ensure that there's no vehicle for someone else in their group to take over.
 
2012-06-20 07:15:49 AM  

sethstorm: think of the kinds used in Afghanistan
That is, drones like the Predator and Reaper that have some size & power to them - with the ability to carry larger ordinance.

The Switchblade would only take out people, but leave the trailers to be moved. The larger ones could take out both and ensure that there's no vehicle for someone else in their group to take over.


But the larger drones would have a greater risk for collateral damage. Use the smaller drones, then have the police remove the vehicles and you have minimal cleanup and repair costs.
 
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