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(MyWay News)   I know we all want to know about what sandwich Romney orders at WaWa, or how often Obama golfs, but Israel and Egypt are prepping for war. Not that it matters next to meatball sandwiches   (apnews.myway.com ) divider line
    More: Misc, Wawa, Egypt, obama, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, Islamic Jihad, security fence, palestinian militants, flak jackets  
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2012-06-18 04:47:35 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 640x148]


Speaking of i.imgur.com, I'm worried about him, he's usually front and center by now.
 
2012-06-18 04:48:03 PM  
Porkchop sandwiches!

/OH JESUS CHRIST GET THE FARK OUT OF HERE! FARK, WE'RE ALL DEAD!
 
2012-06-18 04:48:07 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: Where is Jimmy Carter when you need him??


Breathing a sigh of relief that Christopher Hitchens is dead, because next to nobody else on the left has ever been willing to call bullshiat on Carter.

That handshake at Camp David? We got that through the same old shiat that was supposed to have fallen out of favor when the Nixon-Ford-Kissinger crew left: schmoozing dictators. It worked out real nice for Carter. Not so good for the average Romanian, or Moroccan, or Egyptian, however.

But yeah, Carter's all noble and pious and shiat. Not like those Republican cowboys. When Carter farks up a country, he does a damn thorough job so that it STAYS farked-up - see Zimbabwe.
 
2012-06-18 04:48:09 PM  
"Military spokeswoman Lt. Col Avital Leibovich said the assailants have not been identified but acknowledged that defense officials suspected Palestinian militants"

Really? The Israeli's suspect the Palestinians?

NEWSFLASH.
 
2012-06-18 04:48:58 PM  
Somebody still uses MyWay?
 
2012-06-18 04:49:07 PM  
Did you even read your own article dumbass?
 
2012-06-18 04:49:36 PM  

LaurenAguilera: TrollingForColumbine:

Some people are not funny.

Oh. Snap.


Wow, I guess I got told! I haven't been put down so hard since my cat barfed on the floor.
 
2012-06-18 04:49:48 PM  
AKA Arab Summer
 
2012-06-18 04:50:08 PM  
Revert to the 1975 border...problem solved!

static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-06-18 04:52:35 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Don't be silly, subby - Romney doesn't order his own sandwiches.

stonelotus: How many were killed in The Holocaust again? Bet you said 6 million unless you looked it up.

... Please tell me that you didn't just deny the Holocaust.


I think he's saying "More than just jewish people died in the holocaust, but they're mostly all we hear about."
 
2012-06-18 04:52:55 PM  
Okay, how the hell do we have a President out golfing??? Golf stands for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden". This is a very sexist president!!! And, a black man who's past time is golfing, I was promised the first black president, not the first Oreo president!!!
 
2012-06-18 04:53:51 PM  
Cross Border skirmishes in the Middle East = Israel and Egypt are going to war with each other.

I guess you are kind of new to this whole "reading the news" thing, Subby?
 
2012-06-18 04:53:53 PM  
I would be more shocked to see Israel getting along with their neighbors.
 
2012-06-18 04:54:09 PM  
He usually eats only Kraft "Miracle-Whip" on white bread, no crust. That is all, unless he's having a mid-night snack, in which case he gets naughty sometimes and adds white sugar. When he wants excitement, he has a Flanders sandwich: "Miracle-Whip" and a white processed American* cheese slice on white bread, cut in the shape of a crucifix".

In Jewish Delis he orders the Krusty the Klown: bacon, pork chops, ham, pastrami, and crab meat with mayo on white bread.

*On fishing or hunting trips to Canada, he may substitute Canadian processed cheese for that foreign experience.
 
2012-06-18 04:56:14 PM  

Felgraf: Fluorescent Testicle: Don't be silly, subby - Romney doesn't order his own sandwiches.

stonelotus: How many were killed in The Holocaust again? Bet you said 6 million unless you looked it up.

... Please tell me that you didn't just deny the Holocaust.

I think he's saying "More than just jewish people died in the holocaust, but they're mostly all we hear about."


The queer, retard, gypsy, JW, coalition didn't steel anyone's land to build a democratic theocracy.
 
2012-06-18 04:56:36 PM  
Just plop an army of Drones over Egypt and blow up anything that moves. that should keep the peace

/What, you think we wouldn't support Israel 100% in a conflict?
 
2012-06-18 04:56:59 PM  
www.mapsofworld.com
 
2012-06-18 04:57:00 PM  

Gulper Eel: SoxSweepAgain: Where is Jimmy Carter when you need him??

Breathing a sigh of relief that Christopher Hitchens is dead, because next to nobody else on the left has ever been willing to call bullshiat on Carter.

That handshake at Camp David? We got that through the same old shiat that was supposed to have fallen out of favor when the Nixon-Ford-Kissinger crew left: schmoozing dictators. It worked out real nice for Carter. Not so good for the average Romanian, or Moroccan, or Egyptian, however.

But yeah, Carter's all noble and pious and shiat. Not like those Republican cowboys. When Carter farks up a country, he does a damn thorough job so that it STAYS farked-up - see Zimbabwe.


Yeah Carter's an idiot. Any simpleton president could have Successfully solved the Israeli problem in six months flat
 
2012-06-18 04:58:35 PM  
..Israel and Egypt are prepping for war..

That headline's been around since 1948, but Meatballs was released June 1979.
 
2012-06-18 04:58:37 PM  
Never order a pastrami sandwich in a deli if you can not form a minyan from staff and patrons.

If you don't know what that means, never order in a deli. Stick to diners.
 
2012-06-18 04:58:41 PM  

brantgoose: He usually eats only Kraft "Miracle-Whip" on white bread, no crust. That is all, unless he's having a mid-night snack, in which case he gets naughty sometimes and adds white sugar. When he wants excitement, he has a Flanders sandwich: "Miracle-Whip" and a white processed American* cheese slice on white bread, cut in the shape of a crucifix".

In Jewish Delis he orders the Krusty the Klown: bacon, pork chops, ham, pastrami, and crab meat with mayo on white bread.

*On fishing or hunting trips to Canada, he may substitute Canadian processed cheese for that foreign experience.


Um...a Flanders Sandwhich is white bread with some water for dippin'
 
2012-06-18 04:59:14 PM  

vernonFL: I'm pretty sure they are NOT prepping for war.

A war between Israel and Egypt would destroy BOTH their countries.


O_o

In a no holds barred except nukes war, Israel would CRUSH Egypt. It wouldn't even be close. The Egyptian military is a farce, and Israel is not going to make the same mistake twice about not keeping around enough ammunition.
 
2012-06-18 04:59:38 PM  

Gyrfalcon: LaurenAguilera: TrollingForColumbine:

Some people are not funny.

Oh. Snap.

Wow, I guess I got told! I haven't been put down so hard since my cat barfed on the floor.


I'm surprised you recovered enough to post again.
 
2012-06-18 05:00:10 PM  
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Oprah interviewing kim kardashian about her sex video!!!!!!
 
2012-06-18 05:00:29 PM  

make me some tea: I just had a sandwich that had arugula in it. I guess I'll never be President at this rate.


wait a second... isn't arugula also know as rocket or wild rocket or something...
WAKE UP!!! It's all coming together! His love of arugula is a ruse. It is code for rockets, lots of them! Just shows how callus he is when he eats rockets on sandwiches. Or should I say Sand Witches. PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER! This was his plan all along!
 
2012-06-18 05:02:15 PM  
There will always be war in the middle east...
"There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!"
 
2012-06-18 05:02:34 PM  
Sounds like a false flag op. Just like when Wawa forgets to replace the Hoagiefest posters to lure us back in.
 
2012-06-18 05:04:59 PM  

ty stick: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Oprah interviewing kim kardashian about her sex video!!!!!!


Oprah and Kim in a sex video?.................go on...........
 
2012-06-18 05:07:33 PM  
Link

These people want what Iran wants. This is not looking good.
 
2012-06-18 05:09:02 PM  
Well, let's be fair here. At least Romney's sandwich preference would be actual news (i.e., something I don't already know). Egyptians have been hatin' on the Hebrews since way back when.
 
2012-06-18 05:10:16 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: Where is Jimmy Carter when you need him??

[img.photobucket.com image 594x396]


Chasing rabbits?
 
2012-06-18 05:11:55 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: Where is Jimmy Carter when you need him??

[img.photobucket.com image 594x396]


Trick question.
 
2012-06-18 05:14:05 PM  

Evil Mackerel: ty stick: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Oprah interviewing kim kardashian about her sex video!!!!!!

Oprah and Kim in a sex video?.................go on...........


actually NO pls DO NOT go on!

eeeww!
 
2012-06-18 05:14:56 PM  
Isn't that whole area ALWAYS prepping for war? Wake me when a missile is launched.
 
2012-06-18 05:16:17 PM  
Let them kill each other for sacred sand. We can't be everything to everyone
 
2012-06-18 05:17:30 PM  

GORDON: Am in Ohio, and have never heard of Wawa.

I am unfit to lead.


It's in Ontario, northern shore of L. Superior.

I nominate myself for Galactic Comptroller.
 
2012-06-18 05:18:57 PM  
*singsong*

Sounds like somebody needs a t-a-a-a-a-ax cut!!!!!
 
2012-06-18 05:23:06 PM  

CruJones: Isn't that whole area ALWAYS prepping for war? Wake me when a missile is launched.


Wake me when a missile ISN'T launched.
 
2012-06-18 05:23:25 PM  
Guess we'll finally find out whose god is stronger
 
2012-06-18 05:25:52 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Last year, we kept hearing of imminent war between North and South Korea (or Japan, or whoever). Last few months we kept hearing of imminent war between Iran and Israel. We've heard "Wolf" cried out too often, and we don't really give a crap anymore. We'll believe two countries are at war when they actually begin the war.


Umm.... I don't think you're paying attention. Lots of localized imminent wars make for a world war.

/you don't think those things just happen overnight, do ya?
 
2012-06-18 05:32:12 PM  
Wawa > romney, obama, egypt, israel
 
2012-06-18 05:34:26 PM  
Egypt is doing fine
 
2012-06-18 05:39:37 PM  
Violence? In the Middle-East? Surely you can't be serious!!!

www.therobotspajamas.com
 
2012-06-18 05:39:54 PM  

FTGodWin: Atomic Spunk: Last year, we kept hearing of imminent war between North and South Korea (or Japan, or whoever). Last few months we kept hearing of imminent war between Iran and Israel. We've heard "Wolf" cried out too often, and we don't really give a crap anymore. We'll believe two countries are at war when they actually begin the war.

Umm.... I don't think you're paying attention. Lots of localized imminent wars make for a world war.

/you don't think those things just happen overnight, do ya?


I never said these things happen overnight. All I said was that when we frequently hear the press say two countries are on the brink of war and nothing happens, pretty soon we get desensitized to the information. A few people were killed. That's not a war. Until Israel and Egypt declare war, no use believing it will evolve into anything.
 
2012-06-18 05:40:46 PM  
How's that "Arab Spring" workin' out for ya?

/Dawning of a new era my ass.
 
2012-06-18 05:44:03 PM  

rico567: GORDON: Am in Ohio, and have never heard of Wawa.

I am unfit to lead.

It's in Ontario, northern shore of L. Superior.

I nominate myself for Galactic Comptroller.


It's in Pennsylvania. And MD,DE,NJ,VA. Maybe elsewhere by now.
 
2012-06-18 05:48:08 PM  

GORDON: Am in Ohio, and have never heard of Wawa.

I am unfit to lead.


I've heard of them and been there. You're not missing much. People out east seem to think they're the second coming of 7-11 or something.

/wawa sucks
 
2012-06-18 05:49:17 PM  
It isn't "WaWa"; it's "Wawa". It's the name of the town, southwest of Philadelphia, where the company was founded (and the Lenape word for "Canada Goose").

http://www.wawa.com/WawaWeb/About.aspx
 
2012-06-18 05:52:09 PM  
This war would last about one week and would result in Egypt getting its ass kicked once again.
 
2012-06-18 05:52:59 PM  
Yeah, subby. The fact that Obama golfs 8 times as often as Bush did does not make him a useless elitist out-of-touch dope whatsoever.

/ but it still does for Bush, right? yes. yes of course it does.
 
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