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(Guardian)   The Guardian wants the internet to help it name ten new species. Any suggestions?   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 56
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2012-06-18 11:52:35 AM
Unless each and every one of these new species is named "Stephen Colbert Penis 9000" I won't believe they're actually taking the internet's input into real consideration.
 
2012-06-18 01:06:55 PM
At least one should be called a dickfer. Mostly so people will finally know what one is.
 
2012-06-18 01:07:55 PM
Weedlord Bonerhitler?
 
2012-06-18 01:08:24 PM
Peachia cylindrica: Bleached seabung.
 
2012-06-18 01:08:55 PM
Spiny Tribble.
 
2012-06-18 01:08:57 PM
Terracetacean Teabagicus
 
2012-06-18 01:09:31 PM
• Akera bullata - Squid-like sea slug
• Aporus unicolor - A spider-hunting wasp
• Brindalus porcicollis - A shiny sand scarab
• Brissopsis lyrifera - Spiny heart in the mud
• Elysia viridis - Photosynthesising sea-slug
• Halictus eurygnathus - Lost bee of the South Downs
• Peachia cylindrica - Lurker in the sand
• Pocota personata - Hoverfly in disguise
• Poecilobothrus nobilitatus - Glittering green fly
• Sacculina carcini - A parasitic barnacle

......My X-Wife?........
 
2012-06-18 01:09:47 PM
Ufiacitus ufiallinux
 
2012-06-18 01:10:37 PM
Pontypines
 
2012-06-18 01:13:38 PM
Anofingerus unsolicitatus
 
2012-06-18 01:14:11 PM
Sacculina carcini: Swimming Scrotum.
 
2012-06-18 01:14:36 PM
Bonglordia Bonerhitleris
 
2012-06-18 01:15:14 PM
In before "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
 
2012-06-18 01:16:05 PM
Shiatius Dicknippilus.

/sorry, couldn't help it
 
2012-06-18 01:16:06 PM
Barakus Obamanus - A parasitic barnacle
 
2012-06-18 01:17:36 PM
Chuck.
 
2012-06-18 01:18:50 PM
Genus Massethii
 
2012-06-18 01:21:49 PM
goldenpalace.com
 
2012-06-18 01:22:37 PM
Akera bullata - Squid-like sea slug 'Snooki Slug'
• Aporus unicolor - A spider-hunting wasp 'AnnCoulterWasp'
• Brindalus porcicollis - A shiny sand scarab '
• Brissopsis lyrifera - Spiny heart in the mud 'Pelosibug'
• Elysia viridis - Photosynthesising sea-slug 'Gore Slug'
• Halictus eurygnathus - Lost bee of the South Downs 'Paula Dean Butter Bug'
• Peachia cylindrica - Lurker in the sand 'Osama Bug'
• Pocota personata - Hoverfly in disguise 'Obama Fly'
• Poecilobothrus nobilitatus - Glittering green fly 'Hawaiian Obama Fly'
• Sacculina carcini - A parasitic barnacle 'Bill Maheracle, or Michael Mooreacle.
 
2012-06-18 01:22:55 PM

unlikely: Unless each and every one of these new species is named "Stephen Colbert Penis 9000" I won't believe they're actually taking the internet's input into real consideration.


nicoffeine: Genus Massethii


farkin_Gary: Chuck.


Mean Daddy: Barakus Obamanus - A parasitic barnacle


Flappyhead: Shiatius Dicknippilus.

/sorry, couldn't help it


ChipNASA: In before "Throat Warbler Mangrove".


Satanic_Hamster: Bonglordia Bonerhitleris


Hawnkee: At least one should be called a dickfer. Mostly so people will finally know what one is.


bwilson27: Weedlord Bonerhitler?


Cormee: Pontypines


" Nope! Chuck Testa"
 
2012-06-18 01:22:57 PM
In before garylarsoni
 
2012-06-18 01:26:26 PM
Blastolius Hardcheesesum
Buffus Drinklotsist
Trunkouris Slamchestus
Fistius Rockbonesum
Stumpisia Beefgnawgus
Smashius Lampjawies
Puncharus Rockgroinium
Buckias Plankchesthus
Stumpem Chunkmanum
Dirkniem Hardpeckas
Ripthium Steakfacem
Slatelus Slabrockathum

/sorry(um)
 
2012-06-18 01:35:40 PM
Parasitic barnacle = Tonae blairiae
 
2012-06-18 01:37:51 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com


The Tommy DeVito almost works for the Spider Hunting Wasp, maybe if it was a Spider Hunting WOP it'd work better.
 
2012-06-18 01:38:24 PM

Mean Daddy: Barakus Obamanus - A parasitic barnacle


"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II
 
2012-06-18 01:42:15 PM

ChipNASA: "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II


How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?
 
2012-06-18 01:42:55 PM
Squirrelus Hugeballsus
 
2012-06-18 01:44:48 PM
Sacculina carcini - A parasitic barnacle

the Sea Politician
 
2012-06-18 01:45:37 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: ChipNASA: "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?


j.wigflip.com
/Obama didn't do it.....they just blamed it on him and it stuck
 
2012-06-18 01:46:40 PM
Blorange, schmurple, and milver. So that we have some rhymes.
 
2012-06-18 01:47:22 PM
Biggus dickus

/can't believe it wasn't posted already....
 
2012-06-18 01:50:27 PM

JackieRabbit: Biggus dickus

/can't believe it wasn't posted already....



He has a wife, you know...
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You know what she's called? ......
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She's called... 'Incontinentia'...
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Incontinentia Buttocks

/snerk......giggle
 
2012-06-18 01:50:31 PM
static.guim.co.uk

I say we campaign for the Fark Barnacle.

/looks like squirrel nuts to me
 
2012-06-18 01:51:46 PM

Hawnkee: At least one should be called a dickfer. Mostly so people will finally know what one is.


I love you so much.
 
2012-06-18 01:54:18 PM
I'd call 'em all chazzwazzers. Not like they're ever going to meet each other at a party.

Hi. I'm a sea slug named chazzwazzers
Well, this is embarrasing. I'm a spider hunting wasp. My name is also chazzwazzers.
Are you guys talking about me? My name is chazzwazzers. I'm a lost Bee of South Downs.
 
2012-06-18 01:54:36 PM
If one were to accidentally sit on a Brissopsis lyrifera, you could call it a USHIA -- an Unsolicited Spiny Heart in Anus. That has a nice ring to it,. . . ;-)
 
2012-06-18 01:54:43 PM
Farkofagasus Notnewsapus
 
2012-06-18 01:57:39 PM
That sea slug should definitely be "Mr. Splashy Pants"

/Obscure?
 
2012-06-18 01:57:57 PM
Mike Ock
 
2012-06-18 02:02:03 PM
Hahaguyicus Schadenfreudeicus

/No Chucknorricus?
 
2012-06-18 02:03:01 PM
Phil Shifley
 
2012-06-18 02:18:37 PM
Mr. Splashy Pa...

SoxSweepAgain: That sea slug should definitely be "Mr. Splashy Pants"

/Obscure?


Damnit!
 
2012-06-18 02:20:05 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: ChipNASA: "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?


All my life, I was 'Mike the Butcher"... Then I fart, ONCE mind you, on a bongo...
 
2012-06-18 02:20:13 PM
The Ragius Antisemiticus
 
2012-06-18 02:30:41 PM
One of those is just begging for a "Robots in Disguise" reference.
 
2012-06-18 02:37:12 PM
Testudo aubreii
 
2012-06-18 02:40:27 PM

ChipNASA: "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

==

You forgot "al-Chicago"

Never forget the "al-Chicago."
 
2012-06-18 03:09:16 PM
• Akera bullata - Squid-like sea slug -- Nigel
• Aporus unicolor - A spider-hunting wasp -- Ian
• Brindalus porcicollis - A shiny sand scarab -- Enrique
• Brissopsis lyrifera - Spiny heart in the mud -- Dolores
• Elysia viridis - Photosynthesising sea-slug -- Gladys
• Halictus eurygnathus - Lost bee of the South Downs -- Stephen
• Peachia cylindrica - Lurker in the sand -- Derek
• Pocota personata - Hoverfly in disguise -- Helga
• Poecilobothrus nobilitatus - Glittering green fly -- Paolo
• Sacculina carcini - A parasitic barnacle -- Nigel, also
 
2012-06-18 03:20:12 PM

Somacandra: al-Chicago


*Noted*. It has now been added to the listing.

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II
 
2012-06-18 03:22:54 PM
Biggus Dickus

/He has a wife you know....called Incontinentia.
 
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