At least one should be called a dickfer. Mostly so people will finally know what one is.

Weedlord Bonerhitler?

Peachia cylindrica: Bleached seabung.

Spiny Tribble.

Terracetacean Teabagicus

• Akera bullata - Squid-like sea slug
• Aporus unicolor - A spider-hunting wasp
• Brindalus porcicollis - A shiny sand scarab
• Brissopsis lyrifera - Spiny heart in the mud
• Elysia viridis - Photosynthesising sea-slug
• Halictus eurygnathus - Lost bee of the South Downs
• Peachia cylindrica - Lurker in the sand
• Pocota personata - Hoverfly in disguise
• Poecilobothrus nobilitatus - Glittering green fly
• Sacculina carcini - A parasitic barnacle

......My X-Wife?........

Ufiacitus ufiallinux

Pontypines

Sacculina carcini: Swimming Scrotum.

In before "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Shiatius Dicknippilus.

/sorry, couldn't help it

Barakus Obamanus - A parasitic barnacle

Chuck.

Genus Massethii

goldenpalace.com

unlikely: Unless each and every one of these new species is named "Stephen Colbert Penis 9000" I won't believe they're actually taking the internet's input into real consideration.

nicoffeine: Genus Massethii

farkin_Gary: Chuck.

Mean Daddy: Barakus Obamanus - A parasitic barnacle

Flappyhead: Shiatius Dicknippilus.

/sorry, couldn't help it

ChipNASA: In before "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Satanic_Hamster: Bonglordia Bonerhitleris

Hawnkee: At least one should be called a dickfer. Mostly so people will finally know what one is.

bwilson27: Weedlord Bonerhitler?

Cormee: Pontypines

" Nope! Chuck Testa"

In before garylarsoni

Blastolius Hardcheesesum
Buffus Drinklotsist
Trunkouris Slamchestus
Fistius Rockbonesum
Stumpisia Beefgnawgus
Smashius Lampjawies
Puncharus Rockgroinium
Buckias Plankchesthus
Stumpem Chunkmanum
Dirkniem Hardpeckas
Ripthium Steakfacem
Slatelus Slabrockathum

/sorry(um)

Parasitic barnacle = Tonae blairiae

The Tommy DeVito almost works for the Spider Hunting Wasp, maybe if it was a Spider Hunting WOP it'd work better.

Mean Daddy: Barakus Obamanus - A parasitic barnacle

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

ChipNASA: "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?

Squirrelus Hugeballsus

Sacculina carcini - A parasitic barnacle

the Sea Politician

Fluorescent Testicle: ChipNASA: "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?


/Obama didn't do it.....they just blamed it on him and it stuck

Blorange, schmurple, and milver. So that we have some rhymes.

Biggus dickus

/can't believe it wasn't posted already....

JackieRabbit: Biggus dickus

/can't believe it wasn't posted already....


He has a wife, you know...
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You know what she's called? ......
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She's called... 'Incontinentia'...
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Incontinentia Buttocks

/snerk......giggle

I say we campaign for the Fark Barnacle.

/looks like squirrel nuts to me

Hawnkee: At least one should be called a dickfer. Mostly so people will finally know what one is.

I love you so much.

If one were to accidentally sit on a Brissopsis lyrifera, you could call it a USHIA -- an Unsolicited Spiny Heart in Anus. That has a nice ring to it,. . . ;-)

Farkofagasus Notnewsapus

That sea slug should definitely be "Mr. Splashy Pants"

/Obscure?

Hahaguyicus Schadenfreudeicus

/No Chucknorricus?

Phil Shifley

Fluorescent Testicle: ChipNASA: "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?

All my life, I was 'Mike the Butcher"... Then I fart, ONCE mind you, on a bongo...

The Ragius Antisemiticus

• Akera bullata - Squid-like sea slug -- Nigel
• Aporus unicolor - A spider-hunting wasp -- Ian
• Brindalus porcicollis - A shiny sand scarab -- Enrique
• Brissopsis lyrifera - Spiny heart in the mud -- Dolores
• Elysia viridis - Photosynthesising sea-slug -- Gladys
• Halictus eurygnathus - Lost bee of the South Downs -- Stephen
• Peachia cylindrica - Lurker in the sand -- Derek
• Pocota personata - Hoverfly in disguise -- Helga
• Poecilobothrus nobilitatus - Glittering green fly -- Paolo
• Sacculina carcini - A parasitic barnacle -- Nigel, also

Somacandra: al-Chicago

*Noted*. It has now been added to the listing.

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, Oblahbla, Saunas breach akimbo, Borborygmos Hammerhiem "Jace the Mindsculpter" Oyobi, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Fartbongo, II

Biggus Dickus

/He has a wife you know....called Incontinentia.