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(Enterprise News)   "The victim told police he was riding his bike about 8 a.m. Sunday when (the suspect), whom he does not know, came up to him 'and started swinging sausage links at him'"   (enterprisenews.com) divider line 57
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2012-06-18 10:10:41 AM
Some people appreciate a bad boy that knows how to swing his sausage.
 
2012-06-18 10:28:47 AM
Flash Sausage Mob
 
2012-06-18 10:48:04 AM
So I guess you could say he got... the wurst of it
 
2012-06-18 10:48:14 AM
Swinging sausage surprise?

Little known oriental discipline: Tae Kwon Dog
 
2012-06-18 10:53:22 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So I guess you could say he got... the wurst of it


Knock it off. He was just a brat.
 
2012-06-18 12:12:22 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Because I couldn't find a pic from the movie...
 
2012-06-18 01:16:21 PM
So this is like the anti- bath salts.. .rather than trying to eat the guy, he was offering a drug induced snack. Mary Jane strikes again.
 
2012-06-18 01:16:34 PM
At least it wasn't snausages.
 
2012-06-18 01:16:38 PM
i.ytimg.com
SAUSAGES.....
 
2012-06-18 01:17:19 PM
Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some saus-a-ges?
 
2012-06-18 01:17:41 PM
Do you like, sau-sau-sausages? Do you like, sau-sausages?

/Tom Green!
//Horrible movie.
 
2012-06-18 01:17:43 PM
Assault with a delicious weapon.
 
2012-06-18 01:18:21 PM
Some people just want to see the world burn. Could of made a sammich with all that.
 
2012-06-18 01:20:28 PM

Badafuco: Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some saus-a-ges?


millerjam: Do you like, sau-sau-sausages? Do you like, sau-sausages?

/Tom Green!
//Horrible movie.


FARK! Four minutes!
 
2012-06-18 01:22:44 PM

I_C_Weener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So I guess you could say he got... the wurst of it

Knock it off. He was just a brat.


I'll bet the attacker will be linked to other crimes.
 
2012-06-18 01:22:54 PM
The dreaded sausage ninja has been found.

The Beverly Hills sushi Ninja wonders where the next challenge might be faced.

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-18 01:25:18 PM
Wanted for questioning

www.consumerqueen.com
 
2012-06-18 01:32:44 PM
Assault with a sausage? And Jerry Sandusky wasn't involved? I don't believe it!
 
2012-06-18 01:39:43 PM
images.moviefill.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-06-18 01:42:16 PM
I once saw a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked some peoples' asses with some linked sausages. He was swinging them around like om-nom-chuks.
 
2012-06-18 01:42:42 PM
Critical Mass San Francisco?
 
2012-06-18 01:43:07 PM
Link
Link
Link


Mmmm sausage...
 
2012-06-18 01:43:34 PM

rudemix: Critical Mass San Francisco?


win
 
2012-06-18 01:43:39 PM
"Swinging Sausage Links" sounds like a shiatty boy band cover group.
 
2012-06-18 01:44:12 PM
I call those Yum Chucks.
 
2012-06-18 01:44:29 PM
I know I'm always on the look-out for sausage-weilding maniacs.
 
2012-06-18 01:44:58 PM
www.motivationals.org
would like some sausages
 
2012-06-18 01:47:04 PM
sandusky's sauage was always bun size
 
2012-06-18 01:47:53 PM
i.ytimg.com

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/hot
 
2012-06-18 01:52:00 PM
No Wieners tag, subby?
 
2012-06-18 01:54:27 PM
Wasn't this a scene from a Stephen Chow movie?
 
2012-06-18 01:54:50 PM
d.yimg.com

Wanted for questioning...
 
2012-06-18 01:54:53 PM
THAT was a funny article, other than the wrench-beating.
 
2012-06-18 02:01:57 PM
shameless plug because hey why not.... My company is running a kickstarter for a card game called Pixel Lincoln, and amoung the huge variety of meat based weaponry, is the sausage link whip.

So I guess this guy was a fan of ours.

/end plug
 
2012-06-18 02:02:33 PM
Brockton is about as shady as it gets, folks!
 
2012-06-18 02:03:40 PM
FTFA: "...and began smashing the victim with a wrench," Dickinson said.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2012-06-18 02:03:57 PM

LeroyBourne: Some people just want to see the world burn. Could of made a sammich with all that.


And when it does, they burn with it. So that's a sammich and a BBQ they didn't plan for. We don't need people like that. I mean, who doesn't plan for a BBQ?
 
2012-06-18 02:11:46 PM
And this is why I never go back to visit my hometown.
 
2012-06-18 02:13:21 PM

netweavr: Assault with a deli weapon.


FTFY
 
2012-06-18 02:17:07 PM
I do something very similar and women throw money at me. isn't life strange?
 
2012-06-18 02:20:30 PM
Was he doing the helicopter?
 
2012-06-18 02:26:28 PM
Sounds like my typical Friday
 
2012-06-18 02:28:54 PM
The victim told police Baker stole a silver chain, ring and silver bike from him.

His bike was made of silver?!
 
2012-06-18 02:37:02 PM
When

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

are outlawed,

www.analytics-ninja.com

will carry

korrekt.com
 
2012-06-18 02:38:02 PM
and began smashing the victim with a wrench,

Ok. Not so funny anymore,
 
2012-06-18 02:42:31 PM
images.wikia.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-06-18 02:42:33 PM
www.movie-censorship.com
 
2012-06-18 02:49:14 PM
My friend played one of the foot from that movie.
 
2012-06-18 02:54:03 PM
Came here for Freddy Got Fingered.

Leaving satisfied hungry for sausage. :P
 
2012-06-18 03:06:56 PM
ECKYTHUMP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuP1eycaA6c
 
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