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2012-06-18 10:45:27 AM
TTIUWP
 
2012-06-18 11:35:32 AM
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This
 
2012-06-18 11:35:36 AM
This is from a country where twat-launching ping pong balls is practically a sanctioned sport?

Thailand is a predominantly Buddhist country which remains largely conservative, despite its freewheeling image and a flourishing sex industry. Censors in Thailand regularly target a range of social offenses, blurring out cigarettes, alcohol and nudity on television and in movies.

Oh. Never mind then, I thought Buddhists were more hip....
 
2012-06-18 11:35:41 AM

TheCheese: TTIUWP


TTIUW video!!!!! FTFY
 
2012-06-18 11:36:50 AM
www.theblaze.com
 
2012-06-18 11:38:11 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-18 11:38:55 AM
Awww =(

"Your search - Duangjai Jansaunoi - did not match any video results."
 
2012-06-18 11:39:41 AM

hobnail: This is from a country where twat-launching ping pong balls is practically a sanctioned sport?

Thailand is a predominantly Buddhist country which remains largely conservative, despite its freewheeling image and a flourishing sex industry. Censors in Thailand regularly target a range of social offenses, blurring out cigarettes, alcohol and nudity on television and in movies.

Oh. Never mind then, I thought Buddhists were more hip....


what's that man smoking mommy?? nm it's just a cigarette/penis
 
2012-06-18 11:39:51 AM
To be fair, she is Thai, so it's just like painting with a detail brush.
 
2012-06-18 11:40:12 AM
...and the one female judge, a topless model named Pornchita, found this inappropriate. It's not just the story - the whole country's full of win!
 
2012-06-18 11:40:32 AM
 
2012-06-18 11:41:42 AM
Revising her talent for next year, she will expel paint-filled ping pong balls from her vagina onto a blank canvas. Now that's entertainment!
 
2012-06-18 11:42:14 AM

Mager: To be fair, she is Thai, so it's just like painting with a detail brush.


I was thinking pointillist
 
2012-06-18 11:42:46 AM
Oh god the delicious irony. The female judge is named Pornchita Na Songkhla. And she has her own history with chocolate.

img834.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-18 11:47:42 AM
When your country gets around to appointing a 'culture minister' things have gone wrong.
 
2012-06-18 11:47:44 AM
Didn't we Farkers agree that the plural of penis is penii?

Keep up with the class, subby.
cactus cactii
radius radii
campus campii
penis penii
 
2012-06-18 11:49:14 AM
Topless painting very scientific, yes?
 
2012-06-18 11:53:43 AM
I need to see a front picture because where else am I going to find pictures of boobies on the internet?
 
2012-06-18 11:54:08 AM

RibbyK: Didn't we Farkers agree that the plural of penis is penii?

Keep up with the class, subby.
cactus cactii
radius radii
campus campii
penis penii


Is this some sort of rotsky attempt?

/the only one you got right was radii, and I assume that was accidental.
//the plural of penis is penes
//penes
 
2012-06-18 11:55:39 AM
Good to know she can paint with Siamese twins.
 
2012-06-18 11:55:54 AM
They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

/just watched Hangover 2.
 
2012-06-18 11:56:51 AM

Ashtrey: When your country gets around to appointing a 'culture minister' things have gone wrong.


Why, what's wrong with Norway, Canada, Japan, United Kingdom, et al?

Link
 
2012-06-18 11:57:00 AM
They stopped her before she finished the painting, but it didn't look like there was any actual talent there.
 
2012-06-18 11:59:57 AM

hobnail: Oh. Never mind then, I thought Buddhists were more hip....


You mean the people who vow a life of celibacy and devotion to a religion aren't hip enough for you?
 
2012-06-18 12:00:30 PM

Mager: To be fair, she is Thai, so it's just like painting with a detail brush.


Farrah Fawcett did it about fifteen years ago. Her brush strokes were broader. (NSFW).
 
2012-06-18 12:03:34 PM

Mager: Oh god the delicious irony. The female judge is named Pornchita Na Songkhla. And she has her own history with chocolate.

[img834.imageshack.us image 440x604]


You 100% sure that isn't a ladyboy?

I'd hate to find out...afterwards..
 
2012-06-18 12:03:40 PM
WHAR UNCENSORED VERSION WHAR?!!

/Relevant to my interests
//Would happily commission her to do a painting for me
 
2012-06-18 12:04:27 PM

Tat'dGreaser: hobnail: Oh. Never mind then, I thought Buddhists were more hip....

You mean the people who vow a life of celibacy and devotion to a religion aren't hip enough for you?


All I know about Buddhism is from a little statue of a reclining Buddha that I saw in China. If you turned it upside down there was a couple copulating.

/plus the few Buddhists I've met have not been assholes, which I can't say for a number of other religious devotees.
 
2012-06-18 12:04:49 PM

hobnail: RibbyK: Didn't we Farkers agree that the plural of penis is penii?

Keep up with the class, subby.
cactus cactii
radius radii
campus campii
penis penii
Is this some sort of rotsky attempt?
/the only one you got right was radii, and I assume that was accidental.
//the plural of penis is penes
//penes


This has been covered at least twice this year and the Fark consensii are unanimii.
 
2012-06-18 12:04:51 PM
There was an Aussie man on Tosh.0 who painted (surprisingly good) portraits with his wang...
 
2012-06-18 12:06:44 PM

RibbyK: Didn't we Farkers Farki agree that the plural of penis is penii?

Keep up with the class, subby.
cactus cactii
radius radii
campus campii
penis penii


Stay consistent.
 
2012-06-18 12:08:27 PM

hobnail: All I know about Buddhism is from a little statue of a reclining Buddha that I saw in China. If you turned it upside down there was a couple copulating.

/plus the few Buddhists I've met have not been assholes, which I can't say for a number of other religious devotees.


Well novelty gifts and a couple of hippies living in America kind of don't speak for a religion of probably millions of people. They are pretty strict.
 
2012-06-18 12:08:31 PM
I normally do not find Asian women attractive, but that female judge is pretty striking probably still sounds as though she is getting raped when you have sex with her though which is what turns me off about Asian women. The contestant can not paint and I wouldn't call that art. I have been to Thailand a few times and yes I have seen the ping pong balls, the strings of flowers, darts, the live sex shows and the bestiality show. I also watched some Thai boxing when I was there. I never bought any of the women or girls for that matter of the night when I was there, but I did get my penis grabbed many times by them in an attempt to get me to do so. Strange place, but fun.
 
2012-06-18 12:09:24 PM

Cubicle Jockey: Ashtrey: When your country gets around to appointing a 'culture minister' things have gone wrong.

Why, what's wrong with Norway, Canada, Japan, United Kingdom, et al?

Link


Norway still allows lutesfisk, Canada made Nickleback, Japan supplies 80% of the world's weird shiat, and UK has chavs.

Now of course I'm just talking out of my ass here, and my comment before was more an attempt to point out that Culture Minister just sounds ominous, but I can find fault with more countries I have never visited and know little about if you like.
 
2012-06-18 12:10:53 PM

RibbyK: Didn't we Farkers agree that the plural of penis is penii?

Keep up with the class, subby.
cactus cactii
radius radii
campus campii
penis penii


notarizer notary

/obscure?
 
2012-06-18 12:13:29 PM

Tat'dGreaser: hobnail: All I know about Buddhism is from a little statue of a reclining Buddha that I saw in China. If you turned it upside down there was a couple copulating.

/plus the few Buddhists I've met have not been assholes, which I can't say for a number of other religious devotees.

Well novelty gifts and a couple of hippies living in America kind of don't speak for a religion of probably millions of people. They are pretty strict.


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[lightenupfrancis.jpg]



pick one.
 
2012-06-18 12:14:34 PM

hobnail: pick one.


NO!

You forgot your sarcasm tag, I done goofed.
 
2012-06-18 12:20:23 PM

Profedius: I normally do not find Asian women attractive, but that female judge is pretty striking probably still sounds as though she is getting raped when you have sex with her though which is what turns me off about Asian women. The contestant can not paint and I wouldn't call that art. I have been to Thailand a few times and yes I have seen the ping pong balls, the strings of flowers, darts, the live sex shows and the bestiality show. I also watched some Thai boxing when I was there. I never bought any of the women or girls for that matter of the night when I was there, but I did get my penis grabbed many times by them in an attempt to get me to do so. Strange place, but fun.


this is why I love my wife. she is pretty loud in bed, your trash my treasure. lol
 
2012-06-18 12:25:48 PM

Tat'dGreaser: hobnail: pick one.

NO!

You forgot your sarcasm tag, I done goofed.


consequences will never be the same.
 
2012-06-18 12:27:02 PM

Profedius: I normally do not find Asian women attractive, but that female judge is pretty striking probably still sounds as though she is getting raped when you have sex with her though which is what turns me off about Asian women. The contestant can not paint and I wouldn't call that art. I have been to Thailand a few times and yes I have seen the ping pong balls, the strings of flowers, darts, the live sex shows and the bestiality show. I also watched some Thai boxing when I was there. I never bought any of the women or girls for that matter of the night when I was there, but I did get my penis grabbed many times by them in an attempt to get me to do so. Strange place, but fun.


I have honestly arrived that the belief that Asian women only make those noises in porn and never when actually having sex. Well, I'm sure some of them still make those noises (and I agree that it's a total turn-off) but I don't think the majority do. As for why they do it in porn, hell knows.

/I could easily be wrong of course
//Many people do say that Asian women don't make those noises during sex though
/My experience might also suggest this to be true
 
2012-06-18 12:29:31 PM

Incredulous [TotalFark]


Mager: To be fair, she is Thai, so it's just like painting with a detail brush.

Farrah Fawcett did it about fifteen years ago. Her brush strokes were broader. (NSFW).


holy cow! Those aren't nipples, they're taps.

/nom nom
 
2012-06-18 12:32:34 PM
I prefer my penises shaken.
 
2012-06-18 12:38:12 PM

hobnail: This is from a country where twat-launching ping pong balls is practically a sanctioned sport?

Thailand is a predominantly Buddhist country which remains largely conservative, despite its freewheeling image and a flourishing sex industry. Censors in Thailand regularly target a range of social offenses, blurring out cigarettes, alcohol and nudity on television and in movies.

Oh. Never mind then, I thought Buddhists were more hip....


Those would be the Hollywood Buddhists, who make up whatever crap they like and have enough money to find some third-rate Buddhist scholar to agree with them.
 
2012-06-18 12:39:33 PM

RibbyK: Didn't we Farkers agree that the plural of penis is penii?

Keep up with the class, subby.
cactus cactii
radius radii
campus campii
penis penii


The plural of penis is "You know how I know you're gay?"
 
2012-06-18 12:44:34 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: RibbyK: Didn't we Farkers Farki agree that the plural of penis is penii?

Keep up with the class, subby.
cactus cactii
radius radii
campus campii
penis penii

Stay consistent.


Yoii are all being ridiculous.
 
2012-06-18 01:00:02 PM
Nips?

i.canvasugc.com
 
2012-06-18 01:03:36 PM

universebetween: Profedius: I normally do not find Asian women attractive, but that female judge is pretty striking probably still sounds as though she is getting raped when you have sex with her though which is what turns me off about Asian women. The contestant can not paint and I wouldn't call that art. I have been to Thailand a few times and yes I have seen the ping pong balls, the strings of flowers, darts, the live sex shows and the bestiality show. I also watched some Thai boxing when I was there. I never bought any of the women or girls for that matter of the night when I was there, but I did get my penis grabbed many times by them in an attempt to get me to do so. Strange place, but fun.

this is why I love my wife. she is pretty loud in bed, your trash my treasure. lol


It is not the level of sound it is the type of sound it is like a crying noise as though they are suffering. My girl friend makes a lot of noise too and I love it, but the noise she makes sounds like enjoyment.

The sound of one hand clapping: I have honestly arrived that the belief that Asian women only make those noises in porn and never when actually having sex. Well, I'm sure some of them still make those noises (and I agree that it's a total turn-off) but I don't think the majority do. As for why they do it in porn, hell knows.

/I could easily be wrong of course
//Many people do say that Asian women don't make those noises during sex though
/My experience might also suggest this to be true


Really? I have had three girl friends, 2 friends and they all did it. I was out to dinner with a guy at work and his Asian wife and the subject came up and she does it too as she demonstrated.
 
2012-06-18 01:10:03 PM
well, i bet the "artist" will see a growth in sales
 
2012-06-18 01:10:10 PM

Profedius: universebetween: Profedius: I normally do not find Asian women attractive, but that female judge is pretty striking probably still sounds as though she is getting raped when you have sex with her though which is what turns me off about Asian women. The contestant can not paint and I wouldn't call that art. I have been to Thailand a few times and yes I have seen the ping pong balls, the strings of flowers, darts, the live sex shows and the bestiality show. I also watched some Thai boxing when I was there. I never bought any of the women or girls for that matter of the night when I was there, but I did get my penis grabbed many times by them in an attempt to get me to do so. Strange place, but fun.

this is why I love my wife. she is pretty loud in bed, your trash my treasure. lol

It is not the level of sound it is the type of sound it is like a crying noise as though they are suffering. My girl friend makes a lot of noise too and I love it, but the noise she makes sounds like enjoyment.

The sound of one hand clapping: I have honestly arrived that the belief that Asian women only make those noises in porn and never when actually having sex. Well, I'm sure some of them still make those noises (and I agree that it's a total turn-off) but I don't think the majority do. As for why they do it in porn, hell knows.

/I could easily be wrong of course
//Many people do say that Asian women don't make those noises during sex though
/My experience might also suggest this to be true

Really? I have had three girl friends, 2 friends and they all did it. I was out to dinner with a guy at work and his Asian wife and the subject came up and she does it too as she demonstrated.


Guess maybe quite few do make that noise then. I certainly don't have enough experience in that field to be able to make an overall judgement. Guess the people I've heard from were just lucky.

I still wonder about this phenomenon often. Western women always sound like they're enjoying themselves but that noise that the Asian women make sounds like it is hurting them. I'd always assumed it was forced because that's the noise they thought guys wanted to hear but maybe it really is just how they sound when they are having a good time.

Anyone actually asked an Asian woman why they make that noise?

Perhaps someone needs to do research. I could certainly volunteer my services.
 
2012-06-18 01:51:27 PM
Asian women probably aren't used to white guys and their enormous peeners
 
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