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2012-06-18 08:51:41 AM  
What really bugs him

Captcha. "I'll never understand why twice a week I have to look at blurry images of letters and numbers and type them into a box (for security reasons on websites). Because a criminal or bad guy can type them into a box, too. I hate those things."


Only Robots hate Captchas, Arsenio. Are you a Robot?
 
2012-06-18 08:58:18 AM  
Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.
 
2012-06-18 09:01:07 AM  

BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.


I think you mean Eddie Murphy.
 
2012-06-18 10:09:24 AM  
He's just angry that he peaked in "Amazon Women on the Moon" while Don "No Soul" Simmons has sold more than fourteen billion records.
 
2012-06-18 10:27:25 AM  

Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.


No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.
 
2012-06-18 10:30:18 AM  

SkunkWerks: Captcha. "I'll never understand why twice a week I have to look at blurry images of letters and numbers and type them into a box (for security reasons on websites). Because a criminal or bad guy can type them into a box, too. I hate those things."

Only Robots hate Captchas, Arsenio. Are you a Robot?


This quote really drove him the fact that he doesn't just act like a complete f*cking moron, he is actually a complete f*cking moron. Anyone with an IQ over 80 who thinks about it for about 2 minutes will come up with the reasoning behind Captcha.
 
2012-06-18 11:31:19 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.


Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.
 
2012-06-18 11:41:43 AM  

elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.


Cocaine's a hell of a drug
 
2012-06-18 12:05:01 PM  

CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug


He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.
 
2012-06-18 12:59:20 PM  

bdub77: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.


His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.
 
2012-06-18 01:10:53 PM  

ABQGOD: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.

His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.


Shame about him drowning over the weekend though!
 
2012-06-18 01:18:08 PM  

buntz: ABQGOD: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.

His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.

Shame about him drowning over the weekend though!


yeah, Pryor to being burned in that pepsi commercial, he was my favorite commedian.
 
2012-06-18 01:20:10 PM  

buntz: ABQGOD: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.

His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.

Shame about him drowning over the weekend though!


The world lost a great man yesterday. His invention of peanut butter was just one in a long line of achievements.
 
2012-06-18 01:21:40 PM  

BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.


I'm sure that, by now, with all the responses, you no get the joke.
 
2012-06-18 01:25:28 PM  

Babwa Wawa: SkunkWerks: Captcha. "I'll never understand why twice a week I have to look at blurry images of letters and numbers and type them into a box (for security reasons on websites). Because a criminal or bad guy can type them into a box, too. I hate those things."

Only Robots hate Captchas, Arsenio. Are you a Robot?

This quote really drove him the fact that he doesn't just act like a complete f*cking moron, he is actually a complete f*cking moron. Anyone with an IQ over 80 who thinks about it for about 2 minutes will come up with the reasoning behind Captcha.


Don't be ridiculous. If I weren't a human, how would I be typing?
 
2012-06-18 01:33:18 PM  
Well, he's got the "whoring out consumer products" factor going, so he's clearly angling for daytime over evening, which is about whoring out media instead.
 
2012-06-18 01:56:39 PM  
Strange, I don't know a thing about this guy, but judging from that article alone, I now have zero respect for him. Twitter addict? Seek help.
 
2012-06-18 02:24:31 PM  

Babwa Wawa: buntz: ABQGOD: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.

His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.

Shame about him drowning over the weekend though!

The world lost a great man yesterday. His invention of peanut butter was just one in a long line of achievements.


Let's not forget his words: "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, We have a dream." It makes me think.
 
2012-06-18 02:57:25 PM  
well played subby
 
2012-06-18 03:00:18 PM  

StrangeQ: Strange, I don't know a thing about this guy, but judging from that article alone, I now have zero respect for him. Twitter addict? Seek help.


He had one of the most popular talk show intros in the late 80s early 90s. Although the show itself wasn't that great, some people stayed on to watch the intro then turn on something else afterwards.
 
2012-06-18 04:13:52 PM  
damn, this is some good ass cheese.
 
2012-06-18 05:37:54 PM  
I'll always remember him as J.J on Good Times
 
2012-06-18 07:53:10 PM  

ObeeKbee: Babwa Wawa: buntz: ABQGOD: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.

His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.

Shame about him drowning over the weekend though!

The world lost a great man yesterday. His invention of peanut butter was just one in a long line of achievements.

Let's not forget his words: "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, We have a dream." It makes me think.


I liked when he said "Luke, I am your father."
 
2012-06-19 09:56:22 AM  

Lanctwa: ObeeKbee: Babwa Wawa: buntz: ABQGOD: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.

His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.

Shame about him drowning over the weekend though!

The world lost a great man yesterday. His invention of peanut butter was just one in a long line of achievements.

Let's not forget his words: "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, We have a dream." It makes me think.

I liked when he said "Luke, I am your father."


I still say Man on Fire was his best film.
 
2012-06-19 10:53:46 AM  

Nameless_Guy: Lanctwa: ObeeKbee: Babwa Wawa: buntz: ABQGOD: CaptainWes: elvisaintdead: Babwa Wawa: Slaxl: BurnShrike: Subby, I know all black people look a like to you, but MC Hammer and Arsenio Hall are different people.

I think you mean Eddie Murphy.

No, you're thinking about Chris Rock.

Wait - I thought James Brown died in Viet Nam.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

He beat his wife Tina quite a lot, is all I'm saying.

His second wife Michelle is doing OK as First Lady, though.

Shame about him drowning over the weekend though!

The world lost a great man yesterday. His invention of peanut butter was just one in a long line of achievements.

Let's not forget his words: "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, We have a dream." It makes me think.

I liked when he said "Luke, I am your father."

I still say Man on Fire was his best film.


That was Al Jolson, all made up.
 
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