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(Tech Crunch)   FunnyJunk.com lawyer Charles Carreon finally backs off...just kidding, he's now suing the charities, too   (techcrunch.com) divider line 37
    More: Followup, Matthew Inman, National Wildlife Federation, charitable organizations  
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5781 clicks; posted to Geek » on 18 Jun 2012 at 8:31 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-18 08:59:17 AM
40 votes:

Grables'Daughter: So here's a nice twist to the whole Oatmeal saga: the FunnyJunk lawyer who has been aggrieved by the Internet is now suing the National Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation.

Who the hell is the National Cancer Society?


It's like the American Cancer Society, but without the designated hitters.
2012-06-18 09:40:54 AM
8 votes:
Carry on my douchebag son
There'll be no peace till you are done
Lay your 15 minutes to rest
Don't you sue no more

Once you sued for just the lulz and confusion
Just to keep up appearances and delusion
You were douching ever higher
But you douched too high

Though my eyes could see you weren't a real kind man
Though my mind could think I was going real mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

{Refrain

Masquerading as a man with a reason
Suing all with no regard for the season
And if you claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that you don't know

On a stormy sea of internet persecution
Tossing off at the thought of retribution
You set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

{Refrain
No!

Carry on, you will always be laughed at
Carry on, nothing equals this ass hat
The center lights around your vanity
But surely tardom waits for you

Carry on my douchebag son
There'll be no peace till you are done
Lay your 15 minutes to rest
Don't you sue no more(don't you sue no more)

/With apologies to Kansas and whoever I'm supposed to apologize to for bastardizing their lyrics
2012-06-18 10:41:36 AM
3 votes:
From the Popehat article about the suit:

1. The lawsuit is captioned Charles Carreon v. Matthew Inman; IndieGogo Inc.; National Wildlife Federation; American Cancer Society; and Does [Does are as-of-yet-unnamed defendants], Case No. 4:12 cv 3112 DMR.

Those unnamed defendants? They're us. I'll bet you Chuck Carreon is reading the comments on every online article about this looking for defamatory comments about him.

Why? I can only assume Charles Carreon rapes little boys, that's why.
2012-06-18 09:32:55 AM
3 votes:

Kyro: He seems to be taking a hit right in the book reviews, too.

[i.imgur.com image 76x93]


This one was a gem:
"The author did work on the sex.com case. However his work was a very, very small part of it. He stretched to create 320 pages. The very interested thing is that I read an analysis of the book in which it is described that Charles Carreon has sever parental issues. Particularly stemming from his mother being a prostitute. He found this out at a young age. It is believe he father an avid hunter forced her to participate in beastiality with bears while he watched. Charles Carreon was in grade school and still grieves for his mother "Trixie" who was ravingly sodomized by a bear because she was so fat and hairy the bear thought she was a fellow Grizzly. He had to choose between joining in the horrible act or becoming an internet lawyer... so begins the Sex.com Chronicles! "

LOL
2012-06-18 08:56:54 AM
3 votes:

Grables'Daughter: So here's a nice twist to the whole Oatmeal saga: the FunnyJunk lawyer who has been aggrieved by the Internet is now suing the National Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation.

Who the hell is the National Cancer Society?


It's that really elitist group that you can only join if you have cancer and a yacht. Snobs.
2012-06-18 07:08:38 AM
3 votes:
Charles Carreon

Truly a dick among peckers.
2012-06-18 06:18:40 PM
2 votes:
I laughed so hard I spilled my soup.

I'm suing this thread, and everybody in it, and any squirrels I see with nuts bigger than mine.
2012-06-18 10:06:16 AM
2 votes:
I know there are a lot of PZ Meyers haters around here, but his take on Charles Carreon (^) is spot on and excellent.

Choice quote: All the lawyer jokes will have to be changed to Carreon jokes. Lawyers everywhere will at last be able to defend themselves with the simple words, "At least I'm not Charles Carreon," and we'll all stagger back at the enormity of the gulf between "lawyer" and "Carreon" and say, "No, no, you're not - I think I love you, you sweet person, you."

:D
2012-06-18 09:16:25 AM
2 votes:

Kyro: He seems to be taking a hit right in the book reviews, too.


I'm wondering how long until he sues Amazon over the reviews.
2012-06-18 09:08:48 AM
2 votes:
2012-06-18 08:59:39 AM
2 votes:

Adalius: Grables'Daughter: So here's a nice twist to the whole Oatmeal saga: the FunnyJunk lawyer who has been aggrieved by the Internet is now suing the National Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation.

Who the hell is the National Cancer Society?

It's that really elitist group that you can only join if you have cancer and a yacht. Snobs.


Ah, well that sucks since I only have cancer and a rowboat.

/I do not have cancer
//I do not have a rowboat
2012-06-18 08:58:21 AM
2 votes:

BurnShrike: Anyone got a pool started on when this guy gets disbarred for misconduct?


Pff, he'll just sue the bar association.
2012-06-18 03:30:08 PM
1 votes:

kovah: Did you get into bed with a woman? If yes, then you got into bed with crazy.


Touche.
2012-06-18 03:28:01 PM
1 votes:

Grables'Daughter: Adalius: Grables'Daughter: So here's a nice twist to the whole Oatmeal saga: the FunnyJunk lawyer who has been aggrieved by the Internet is now suing the National Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation.

Who the hell is the National Cancer Society?

It's that really elitist group that you can only join if you have cancer and a yacht. Snobs.

Ah, well that sucks since I only have cancer and a rowboat.

/I do not have cancer
//I do not have a rowboat


I just wanted to point out that this post is an outstanding example of proper use of slashies. They not only added to the post but were actually the reason I found the post amusing.
2012-06-18 02:15:20 PM
1 votes:

Dr. Mojo PhD: I can't help but wonder how many people get in bed with crazy that don't know it's crazy until it drives them crazy too.


Did you get into bed with a woman? If yes, then you got into bed with crazy.

/ducks
//drunk
///at 2pm, day off, fark you
2012-06-18 12:52:58 PM
1 votes:
Another Amazon book review:

I bought this book, and tried reading it, but shortly in, my cat developed a serious case of full-body-aids-cancer. I would not recommend this book.
2012-06-18 12:37:26 PM
1 votes:
Best Book Review Ever from Amazon:

Book sucks. Don't buy it. It's just terrible. Riding a unicorn with AIDS would be a better option then buying this book.
2012-06-18 12:19:49 PM
1 votes:
I wonder when he will start suing people on message boards for libel.
2012-06-18 11:33:43 AM
1 votes:

Adalius: Grables'Daughter: Adalius: Grables'Daughter: So here's a nice twist to the whole Oatmeal saga: the FunnyJunk lawyer who has been aggrieved by the Internet is now suing the National Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation.

Who the hell is the National Cancer Society?

It's that really elitist group that you can only join if you have cancer and a yacht. Snobs.

Ah, well that sucks since I only have cancer and a rowboat.

/I do not have cancer
//I do not have a rowboat

/I do not have cancer, but have a couple family members with it right now
//I have a rowboat
///I would like a yacht. Accepting donations now.


"My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a cancer and a yacht."
2012-06-18 10:29:04 AM
1 votes:

Mentalpatient87: How long until the inevitable "everyone's a jerk here" misinformed post?


This is fark. Everyone here IS a jerk.
2012-06-18 10:19:28 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: mamoru: but his take on Charles Carreon (^) is spot on and excellent.

Plus, it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

/wat


HeartBurnKid: Is this the new Rickroll or something?


DOH! DAMMIT. URL didn't copy when I thought it copied. And now the fact that I am a Dave Matthews Band fan is out there for all to see. :(

The real link: http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/06/18/douchebag-rising/

Ah well...
2012-06-18 10:09:10 AM
1 votes:
This guy is a bigger douche than George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina.
2012-06-18 10:06:34 AM
1 votes:

Dr. Mojo PhD:
It's still tacky and classless and frankly at a level that is utterly appalling to any sense of human dignity.
... big boy pants... gay...


Agreed. And the lawsuit is pretty bad, too.
2012-06-18 10:06:18 AM
1 votes:
"I will continue to wreak havoc until forcibly medicated."

Rather telling, that.
2012-06-18 10:04:28 AM
1 votes:

Dr. Mojo PhD: Father_Jack: Dr. Mojo PhD has that pretty well covered in the other thread. Let's see if he covers those same bases here.

Oh joy, another retard who can't understand the difference between "Inman shouldn't use cancer for PR moves because it is tacky" and "Inman shouldn't use cancer for PR moves because it is tacky and also I think that that means FunnyJunk's original threat demanding 20 grand to steal Inman's IP was right and justified."

Non sequitur, biatch. The logic does not follow. Now settle the fark down, this is tragic (and funny in a kind of reverse-PR-suicide kind of way) for entirely different reasons.

And completely and utterly disgusting since he's now suing cancer charities. This takes tacky and classless to a whole new level.




youre ADORABLE how you call me a biatch and a retard then you tell me to settle down. Next time i'll put little :P icons after my posts youre not supposed to get frothy over.
2012-06-18 09:56:17 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: a judge has that power


Of course they do - its obvious from this photo of a young Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

dreager1.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-18 09:53:34 AM
1 votes:
I think he needs help. He should shine the Batshiat Signal into the sky and summon Orly Taitz.
2012-06-18 09:41:16 AM
1 votes:

moel: If anybody fancies a giggle, take a look at his twitter page

https://twitter.com/#!/charlescarreon

What sort of anus calls himself "Counsel to the good and the good-looking"


Pretentious internet digerati 1.0 .. San Franciscan mid 1990s. I met those people while Riding the Information Superhighway.
2012-06-18 09:24:24 AM
1 votes:

Grables'Daughter: EvilEgg: I am suspicious, no one is this impossibly stupid.

You have seen some of my posts, haven't you?


Well then, that explains it. He's an attention whore.

Sadly he's doing better than you, I mean your boobies are probably nicer (I've never seen his, I can't judge) but he has a train wreck that is entertaining.
2012-06-18 09:18:55 AM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: I am suspicious, no one is this impossibly stupid.


You have seen some of my posts, haven't you?
2012-06-18 09:15:11 AM
1 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: And how did this guy ever get through law school with his sensitivity to butthurt.


leagueofbikepolo.com
2012-06-18 09:14:30 AM
1 votes:
If anybody fancies a giggle, take a look at his twitter page

https://twitter.com/#!/charlescarreon

What sort of anus calls himself "Counsel to the good and the good-looking"
2012-06-18 09:13:56 AM
1 votes:

Iceman_Cometh: Grables'Daughter: So here's a nice twist to the whole Oatmeal saga: the FunnyJunk lawyer who has been aggrieved by the Internet is now suing the National Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation.

Who the hell is the National Cancer Society?

It's like the American Cancer Society, but without the designated hitters.


Best post in this thread.

And how did this guy ever get through law school with his sensitivity to butthurt.
2012-06-18 08:59:17 AM
1 votes:

Mentalpatient87: How long until the inevitable "everyone's a jerk here" misinformed post?


Dr. Mojo PhD has that pretty well covered in the other thread. Let's see if he covers those same bases here.
2012-06-18 08:50:26 AM
1 votes:

Troublesome Strumpet: There is not enough popcorn in the WORLD for watching this dude go down in flames.


I'll bring S'mores!
2012-06-18 07:30:43 AM
1 votes:

KellyLockhart: The longer this goes on, the better it gets. I just had to buy a new jumbo box of microwave popcorn to keep up with the fun.


evergreenterrace.com.au

Otto: Well how we gonna get outta here?
Homer: We'll dig our way out!
Wiggum: No, no, dig up, stupid!
2012-06-18 06:49:16 AM
1 votes:
There is not enough popcorn in the WORLD for watching this dude go down in flames.

I didn't know they had drive-thru law schools.
 
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