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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   You could spend your own funeral just laying in a coffin...or really go out with a bang as part of a custom fireworks display for your friends and family   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 13
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2012-06-18 07:29:11 AM  
My fireworks display would be based on my sex life:

Lots of hype, very little excitement, a few loud noises that annoy the neighbours, a couple "oohs" and "ahhs", and the show's over in about 30 seconds.
 
2012-06-18 10:32:09 AM  
Not one reference to HST? For shame....
 
2012-06-18 10:32:17 AM  
want to be buried in pac-man grave now...
 
2012-06-18 10:32:52 AM  
wait... not "now" now...
 
2012-06-18 10:32:54 AM  
Hunter Thompson approves.
 
2012-06-18 10:36:43 AM  
I was just going to come back as an angry ghost and drag them all to Hell, but fireworks are good, too. Maybe some chips and dip.
 
2012-06-18 10:46:16 AM  
I wouldn't really care what they do with my body, as I wouldn't be using it anymore. I have made one request to my family if I should die however - no depressing ass music. You want to play Amazing Grace, that's OK, but you're not going to do it on a church organ. Get a calliope machine up in that biatch; I want a funeral that sounds like a day at the circus or a trip to the ballpark.
 
2012-06-18 11:10:23 AM  

holdmybones: Not one reference to HST? For shame....


gloriafeldt.com
 
2012-06-18 11:55:12 AM  
Maybe I should have it written in my will that my ashes are to be shot out of my mortar.
 
2012-06-18 11:56:18 AM  

Karac: I wouldn't really care what they do with my body, as I wouldn't be using it anymore. I have made one request to my family if I should die however - no depressing ass music. You want to play Amazing Grace, that's OK, but you're not going to do it on a church organ. Get a calliope machine up in that biatch; I want a funeral that sounds like a day at the circus or a trip to the ballpark.


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2012-06-18 01:41:05 PM  
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2012-06-18 01:44:35 PM  
George Carlin approves, too.
 
2012-06-18 06:30:18 PM  
Anyone else go to HST's funeral?
 
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