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(New York Daily News)   Mom on bath salt bender finds that stripping down naked and attacking police can have shocking results   (nydailynews.com) divider line 19
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2012-06-18 10:14:24 AM
3 votes:

lesliessexxy: Meanwhile, Cannabis is still Schedule I.

*eye roll*


That shiat is dangerous. I once saw a stoner destroy an entire bag of funyuns. It was horrific. The cops had to beat him to death with batons.

We all cried about it over a bottle of whiskey. Then I punched my friend in the face because he's a *** and I groped his girlfriend. Excuse me while I vomit and then pass out.
2012-06-18 10:11:01 AM
3 votes:
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2012-06-18 10:24:23 AM
2 votes:

Sofa King Smart: Did you watch the video?
I saw the tapout kid and expected some evangelical levels of derp... but the other kid did most of the talking and was surprisingly well spoken for a 14 -15 year old teenager... but then they let him blather on and on and on... for about 9 minutes with his 'eyewitness account'... tapout kid didn't get to say 6 or 8 words.



Totally watched the video...of course tapout kid isn't going to say much. He's programmed to destroy in the octagon. When you're that much of a smashing machine, you let your fists and your foot do the talking.
2012-06-18 10:18:14 AM
2 votes:

moonage daydream: I work at a head shop that sells this crap. Had an incident with a guy a few weeks back, we locked him out the shop because he was raving and screamig about a man with a gun in the parking lot. He was the only person there, and he ended up calling the cops in himself.

People buy the salts because they are already tweakers and bath salts are cheaper and easier to obtain than meth. Or they are on probation for meth/coke and stick to the legal.

Having tried them before, it is a painful burn followed by a sickening burst of jittery energy. Definitely not my cup of tea.

Pretty cute seeing a bunch of straight edge Farkers talk about drugs.


We can only fantasize about having as much junkie cred as you.
2012-06-18 10:06:58 AM
2 votes:
Upside: bath salts make me rock hard and ready to fark for hours. Down side: I was hallucinating so bad I had sex with a toaster.
2012-06-18 09:39:32 AM
2 votes:
Guys, relax. Alcohol does the same thing. There are no bad Bath Salts, just bad users. Wait for the tox screen results before condemning this drug of peace!
2012-06-18 09:37:33 AM
2 votes:
My Morgellens Disease has been in remission ever since I started self medicating with bath salts. Legalize medicinal bath salts!
2012-06-18 05:47:29 AM
2 votes:

doglover: I'd go with LSD personally.


I really don't want to watch a librarian slowly morph into a lizard-turtle again.
2012-06-18 03:28:57 AM
2 votes:
Can we just legalize good old pcp already? This shiat is getting out of control
2012-06-18 10:16:27 PM
1 votes:

Omahawg: Farkin'round: Bath Salts - the 10's answer to the 70's Angel Dust.

yup. when I was a wee lad there was that story about that girl on pcp who jumped off her house on a picket fence, pried herself off, and kept jumping off the house onto the fence UNTIL SHE DIED

and don't forget the OMG LSD in Cracker Jack Lick'n'Stick tattoos!

I want those flashbacks i paid good money for in '91. Where are they? Where?


We had a guy on PCP walking around on a broken ankle, bent over to the side, and basically stepping down onto the exposed bone. He was trying to fight us and the police, and just kept coming.

One of the more scared times I've had on the job. That shiat is crazy.
2012-06-18 07:21:13 PM
1 votes:
My guess is that they fail to hydrate, and their body temperature rises to a point where they become delirious..

Mephedrone
2012-06-18 02:37:10 PM
1 votes:
When are we going to see a Bath Salts mod for Left4Dead?
2012-06-18 10:48:43 AM
1 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Upside: bath salts make me rock hard and ready to fark for hours. Down side: I was hallucinating so bad I had sex with a toaster.


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2012-06-18 09:59:21 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, this bath salts is ok, but it's not the greatest. Oh me? Yeah, you could say I am a bit of a bath salts snob. It's like a foodie, but with synthesized PCP. Let me tell you about this small label bath salts maker out of the Pine Barrens...
2012-06-18 09:58:23 AM
1 votes:

FreakinB: vudukungfu: In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.

I'm an downstater who starts thinking "upstate" somewhere around the Harriman exit off the Thruway, so maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt. But if there's anyone out there who's going to argue that Syracuse isn't upstate, that's just ridiculous.


You're an upstater. Upstate begins where the Bronx ends.
2012-06-18 09:49:12 AM
1 votes:
Well, I am sure the free market will fix this problem. No need for Nanny-State laws.
2012-06-18 09:36:18 AM
1 votes:
It's funny how the media latches on to new drugs. We saw the exact same stories about alcohol, marjuana, cocaine, meth, pcp, etc. It's always the same deal: "people going crazy doing [insert insane thing]."

I bet on any given day you could find people doing similar insane acts on other drugs than bath salts (or no drugs at all). It's just not reported as much because it's not trendy.
2012-06-18 09:29:03 AM
1 votes:
In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.
2012-06-18 05:53:25 AM
1 votes:

doglover: fjnorton: Can we just legalize good old pcp already? This shiat is getting out of control

I'd go with LSD personally.

PCP is almost as bad as this bath salts stuff.


Bath salts makes you lose friends due to alienating them.
PCP makes you lose friends because you actually ate them.
 
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