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2012-06-18 09:54:26 AM
Anyone want to go into a business venture with me? A running theme with balt salts seems to be nudity.

So..

Start nudist colony
Advertise nudist colony as Balt Salt friendly
Wire it with webcams & charge for view
Profit
 
2012-06-18 09:54:56 AM

Keigh: is there a notthisshiatagain.gif?

cuz that's about all i've got to say.

also Its' pretty clear to me that bath salts have changed formula since they came out 2 years ago. then, they made you tweaky. now, they make you eat-fleshy. hmmm yeah something has defintely changed.


Eaty flesh insanity is the new, upgraded version.
 
2012-06-18 09:55:29 AM

Silly Jesus: AstroJesus: Silly Jesus: OMG EXCESSIVE FORCE!, EXCESSIVE FORCE! DIE PIGS!

amidoinitright?


No, I don't think so. I don't think you're doing it right.

THEY COULD HAVE JUST SHOT HER IN THE FOOT! THEY COULD HAVE JUST TALKED TO HER SOME MORE!

/how about now?
.


Better. Better. But there's still something missing. I would feel more comfortable if a race card was played
 
2012-06-18 09:55:54 AM
I am getting in on the first wave of craft micro-bath salts in assorted flavors.
 
2012-06-18 09:56:31 AM

Ahkam: [media.syracuse.com image 296x423]

The decedent.

/whoa


www.luminomagazine.com

"Nerds?"

/bath salts are bad kids, seriously.
//some chick in KC tried biting a nicotine patch off of her neighbor and ate dirt on all fours when the cops found her this weekend
 
2012-06-18 09:57:57 AM
Was just thinking about this sort of thing yesterday. Listening to my play list of the seventies (Panama Red, Boogie 'Til You Puke, Let's Go Get Stoned,Journey to the Center of Your Mind sort of thing) I realized that while there are a great many funny songs about using weed and the like, there are no funny songs about Meth or this sort of Bath Salting thing.

Tells you something right there.
a bit sad really

Though I've not run into many funny songs of any sort in the recent past.
 
2012-06-18 09:58:20 AM

vudukungfu: FreakinB: maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt

My niece goes to Syracuse.
Downstate from here.


Well you're way up there. But compared with most of the state's population...

/visited Syracuse a couple of times during college since I had friends who went there
//my old roommate's actually in med school there now
 
2012-06-18 09:58:23 AM

FreakinB: vudukungfu: In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.

I'm an downstater who starts thinking "upstate" somewhere around the Harriman exit off the Thruway, so maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt. But if there's anyone out there who's going to argue that Syracuse isn't upstate, that's just ridiculous.


You're an upstater. Upstate begins where the Bronx ends.
 
2012-06-18 09:59:18 AM

dv-ous: doglover: dv-ous: Until the safe highs, in safe dosages, stop doing the trick.

That never happens. At least not with good habits. Look at alcohol.

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 640x291]


*glug glug*

But seriously, freedom means the right to be stupid.

Banning things just because they're fun is ridiculous. They're dangerous? Bleach is dangerous too, and you can buy gallons of that.

No, banning drugs and poisons is not for the common good. It's just a political power play.
 
2012-06-18 09:59:21 AM
Yeah, this bath salts is ok, but it's not the greatest. Oh me? Yeah, you could say I am a bit of a bath salts snob. It's like a foodie, but with synthesized PCP. Let me tell you about this small label bath salts maker out of the Pine Barrens...
 
2012-06-18 09:59:43 AM

Happy Hours: doglover: Dr Drew was talking about it on Adam's podcast last week.

Why the fark do people listen to Dr. Drew?

All this talk about bath salts is making me think that maybe I should try some.

I ain't got shiat to do today. Okay, I'll probably avoid the bath salts and just get blind stinking drunk instead, but I really don't think I'd do anything crazy on bath salts - some people are just nuts to begin with.


Some people are nuts to begin with, and then things get weird when you decouple their decision-making brain centers from their fark-eat-kill brain centers.

/legalizing drugs will not stop people from making dumb decisions, only education can stophelp that.
 
2012-06-18 09:59:45 AM

King Something: FreakinB: vudukungfu: In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.

I'm an downstater who starts thinking "upstate" somewhere around the Harriman exit off the Thruway, so maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt. But if there's anyone out there who's going to argue that Syracuse isn't upstate, that's just ridiculous.

You're an upstater. Upstate begins where the Bronx ends.


I'm an upstater from Long Island?
 
2012-06-18 09:59:54 AM

mekkab: doglover: Actually bath salts are chemical that's a hallucinogen and amphetamine in the brain.

... so, like PCP, but legal?


Bath salts aren't legal.
 
2012-06-18 10:01:24 AM
"She then ran inside her home, grabbed her pet pit bull and fell down the stairs again, injuring the dog as troopers arrived on scene, according to reports."

Why is always a winner like this who want's to own the most powerful and difficult to train properly dog you can get your hands on?
 
2012-06-18 10:01:49 AM

FreakinB: vudukungfu: In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.

I'm an downstater who starts thinking "upstate" somewhere around the Harriman exit off the Thruway, so maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt. But if there's anyone out there who's going to argue that Syracuse isn't upstate, that's just ridiculous.


No, Syracuse is not upstate. Anything remotely close to the Finger Lakes is considered central NY. Anything west of the Catskills and east of Rochester is central. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.

/I've lived in western, central and upstate NY
 
2012-06-18 10:01:58 AM

styckx: Anyone want to go into a business venture with me? A running theme with balt salts seems to be nudity.

So..

Start nudist colony
Advertise nudist colony as Balt Salt friendly
Wire it with webcams & charge for view
Profit


Difficulty: Just like with nude beaches, most of the people you'll see at a nudist colony are people you wouldn't want to see naked in the first place.
 
2012-06-18 10:02:35 AM
Support my kickstarter to go around the MidWest vlogging my adventures taste testing the best bath salts around. The first levels of funding include first-look as I tweet trip reports and my yelp reviews of the best seedy gas station to get the best shiat possible.

Thrill to such tweets as "Hour two of screaming at the trees. In a moment of lucidity this copse of wood assumed the shape of a McDonalds but it's really trees." and "BLAHDLHDFLKJHSDKJ AJSJKAKJ BKJHASRiujkadkjiAUIIUYDKJSH"
 
2012-06-18 10:03:21 AM
I read the article and saw zero evidence she was on bath salts, except that some thought she appeared to be on them. Maybe she was, but this seems a little premature. Lots of things make people go batshiat crazy.

And just like Spice, bath salts weren't near as dangerous before they had to start getting around laws by changing the formula.
 
2012-06-18 10:04:43 AM

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: /legalizing drugs will not stop people from making dumb decisions, only education can stophelp that.


It's true, but you have to think that less people would get into behavioural or medical trouble if they were able to know what they were taking and at what dose. Won't stop dumb decisions, may stop the terminal consequences of some semi-dumb decisions.
 
2012-06-18 10:05:54 AM

powhound: FreakinB: vudukungfu: In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.

I'm an downstater who starts thinking "upstate" somewhere around the Harriman exit off the Thruway, so maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt. But if there's anyone out there who's going to argue that Syracuse isn't upstate, that's just ridiculous.

No, Syracuse is not upstate. Anything remotely close to the Finger Lakes is considered central NY. Anything west of the Catskills and east of Rochester is central. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.

/I've lived in western, central and upstate NY


To me all of those parts make up a larger "upstate." Along with the Adirondacks, the Capital District, etc. Then again even the Catskills are upstate to me so...yeah. I've lived here my whole life, I can't help my perspective.
 
2012-06-18 10:05:56 AM

FreakinB: King Something: FreakinB: vudukungfu: In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.

I'm an downstater who starts thinking "upstate" somewhere around the Harriman exit off the Thruway, so maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt. But if there's anyone out there who's going to argue that Syracuse isn't upstate, that's just ridiculous.

You're an upstater. Upstate begins where the Bronx ends.

I'm an upstater from Long Island?


Okay, maybe not an upstater, but definitely not a True New Yorker.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go eat a bowl of porridge with sugar for breakfast.
 
2012-06-18 10:06:58 AM
Upside: bath salts make me rock hard and ready to fark for hours. Down side: I was hallucinating so bad I had sex with a toaster.
 
2012-06-18 10:07:34 AM
Sadly bath salts isn't the only shiat those ghetto shops stock up on for easy highs.

The shiatholes around here have a army supply of Bronkaid on display at all the counters because it's the ghetto version of adderall. People abuse the living shiat out of it.
 
2012-06-18 10:08:10 AM
According to this video, it sounds like the dad didn't do shiat to help his kid until it was nice and safe
 
2012-06-18 10:08:24 AM

King Something: styckx: Anyone want to go into a business venture with me? A running theme with balt salts seems to be nudity.

So..

Start nudist colony
Advertise nudist colony as Balt Salt friendly
Wire it with webcams & charge for view
Profit

Difficulty: Just like with nude beaches, most of the people you'll see at a nudist colony are people you wouldn't want to see naked in the first place.


Tee-hee-hee

You forgot cooties. They all have cooties!

Tee-hee-hee
 
2012-06-18 10:08:27 AM

doglover: animal900: doglover: Hell, if we legalize EVERYTHING, no one would use PCP or meth. Too many safer highs.

Do you actually believe that? PCP and meth are already more difficult to get than pot, yet people still go out of their way to get it. You think they'd stop once it becomes easier to get?


Meth is retardedly easy to make. You can tell because many retards are caught with meth labs.

Now if your choice is to build a meth lab and make your own nasty ass rock or to just wander down to Walmart and visit their pharmacy for some brand name coke, which will you choose?


I was under the impression that your argument hinged on legalizing EVERYTHING. Why would meth heads buy coke at Walmart? They'd still buy meth, legal or not. Do you also think brand name meth will be safer? If so, will it give the same high as the back alley stuff, which will still exist?

Also, I never suggested that meth was particularly difficult to make. I said that pot was easier to obtain, which is true in most areas. Legalizing pot may result in lower "hard" drug use. Legalizing EVERYTHING will be a disaster, and will cause drug use rates to rise.
 
2012-06-18 10:08:59 AM
styckx
Anyone want to go into a business venture with me? A running theme with balt salts seems to be nudity.

So..

Start nudist colony
Advertise nudist colony as Balt Salt friendly
Wire it with webcams & charge for view
Profit


I think you would wind up with one very fat nudist and a bunch of bones.

A few years ago, I thought about opening a hospital for meth and crack heads. You, the meth/crack head would come in, sign a waiver saying no one is going to help you and you get all the crack/meth you can afford. If you OD, then I get to harvest and sell your organ for profit.
 
2012-06-18 10:09:26 AM

vodka: It's funny how the media latches on to new drugs. We saw the exact same stories about alcohol, marjuana, cocaine, meth, pcp, etc. It's always the same deal: "people going crazy doing [insert insane thing]."

I bet on any given day you could find people doing similar insane acts on other drugs than bath salts (or no drugs at all). It's just not reported as much because it's not trendy.


Um Ya, I don't ever recall hearing of people biting peoples hands, eating someones face off, taking a chunk out of a friends cheek or in all three of these four if you include this woman growling and acting cannibalistic.
 
2012-06-18 10:09:33 AM

AstroJesus: Silly Jesus: AstroJesus: Silly Jesus: OMG EXCESSIVE FORCE!, EXCESSIVE FORCE! DIE PIGS!

amidoinitright?


No, I don't think so. I don't think you're doing it right.

THEY COULD HAVE JUST SHOT HER IN THE FOOT! THEY COULD HAVE JUST TALKED TO HER SOME MORE!

/how about now?
.

Better. Better. But there's still something missing. I would feel more comfortable if a race card was played


pandagon.net
 
2012-06-18 10:10:09 AM

KimNorth: "She then ran inside her home, grabbed her pet pit bull and fell down the stairs again, injuring the dog as troopers arrived on scene, according to reports."

Why is always a winner like this who want's to own the most powerful and difficult to train properly dog you can get your hands on?


That poor doggie was pepper sprayed twice, too. (This story has been all over the local news.) I hate overzealous cops as much as the next guy, but in this case they probably should've started with tazing the biatch. The woman, not the dog.
 
2012-06-18 10:10:23 AM

King Something: FreakinB: King Something: FreakinB: vudukungfu: In before the "Syracuse is Upstate?" outrage.

I'm an downstater who starts thinking "upstate" somewhere around the Harriman exit off the Thruway, so maybe you need to take this with a grain of salt. But if there's anyone out there who's going to argue that Syracuse isn't upstate, that's just ridiculous.

You're an upstater. Upstate begins where the Bronx ends.

I'm an upstater from Long Island?

Okay, maybe not an upstater, but definitely not a True New Yorker.


Meh. I know enough people from Westchester and Rockland to include them in this thing we have going down here. And I've been around the state a bit.
 
2012-06-18 10:10:37 AM
For reals, anyone here ever done bath salts?
 
2012-06-18 10:11:01 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-18 10:12:12 AM

KimNorth: vodka: It's funny how the media latches on to new drugs. We saw the exact same stories about alcohol, marjuana, cocaine, meth, pcp, etc. It's always the same deal: "people going crazy doing [insert insane thing]."

I bet on any given day you could find people doing similar insane acts on other drugs than bath salts (or no drugs at all). It's just not reported as much because it's not trendy.

Um Ya, I don't ever recall hearing of people biting peoples hands, eating someones face off, taking a chunk out of a friends cheek or in all three of these four if you include this woman growling and acting cannibalistic.


Daddy Ate My Eyes was before bath salts.
 
2012-06-18 10:13:17 AM
Finally, a new biological weapon to use in the war on terror.
 
2012-06-18 10:13:37 AM

alizeran: [i46.tinypic.com image 432x324]


anyone seen carl? he smoked my salts and dissppeared
 
2012-06-18 10:14:24 AM

lesliessexxy: Meanwhile, Cannabis is still Schedule I.

*eye roll*


That shiat is dangerous. I once saw a stoner destroy an entire bag of funyuns. It was horrific. The cops had to beat him to death with batons.

We all cried about it over a bottle of whiskey. Then I punched my friend in the face because he's a *** and I groped his girlfriend. Excuse me while I vomit and then pass out.
 
2012-06-18 10:15:35 AM
I work at a head shop that sells this crap. Had an incident with a guy a few weeks back, we locked him out the shop because he was raving and screamig about a man with a gun in the parking lot. He was the only person there, and he ended up calling the cops in himself.

People buy the salts because they are already tweakers and bath salts are cheaper and easier to obtain than meth. Or they are on probation for meth/coke and stick to the legal.

Having tried them before, it is a painful burn followed by a sickening burst of jittery energy. Definitely not my cup of tea.

Pretty cute seeing a bunch of straight edge Farkers talk about drugs.
 
2012-06-18 10:16:39 AM

KimNorth: "She then ran inside her home, grabbed her pet pit bull and fell down the stairs again, injuring the dog as troopers arrived on scene, according to reports."

Why is always a winner like this who want's to own the most powerful and difficult to train properly dog you can get your hands on?


I feel worse for the dog. Probably had a hell of a life with that chick. Me and my dog have gone on magical happy adventures together, none that end in the police beating down my door.

/seriously bath salts are god damned bad
//i won't say a reason to legalize everything, but for the love of god this synthetic shiat is going to kill us, for real this ti,e.
 
2012-06-18 10:16:59 AM

WhiskeySticks: So is the eyewitness kid in the video at the end of the article wearing the "Tapout" hoodie, is he an actual UFC fighter? He could have totally pulled off a standing guillotine to sober her up.


Did you watch the video?
I saw the tapout kid and expected some evangelical levels of derp... but the other kid did most of the talking and was surprisingly well spoken for a 14 -15 year old teenager... but then they let him blather on and on and on... for about 9 minutes with his 'eyewitness account'... tapout kid didn't get to say 6 or 8 words.
 
2012-06-18 10:17:20 AM
Busted! The myth of a mother's love.
 
2012-06-18 10:18:04 AM

Ass Exploder: I think I might like to try me some of those bath salts.


Turnips are better.
 
2012-06-18 10:18:14 AM

moonage daydream: I work at a head shop that sells this crap. Had an incident with a guy a few weeks back, we locked him out the shop because he was raving and screamig about a man with a gun in the parking lot. He was the only person there, and he ended up calling the cops in himself.

People buy the salts because they are already tweakers and bath salts are cheaper and easier to obtain than meth. Or they are on probation for meth/coke and stick to the legal.

Having tried them before, it is a painful burn followed by a sickening burst of jittery energy. Definitely not my cup of tea.

Pretty cute seeing a bunch of straight edge Farkers talk about drugs.


We can only fantasize about having as much junkie cred as you.
 
2012-06-18 10:19:06 AM
FTFA: McCarthy, 35, appeared to be high on the synthetic drug linked to a spate of horrific crimes in recent weeks, cops said.

Say, you know what would be neat? Explaining what you mean, reporter! :-P
 
2012-06-18 10:19:19 AM

Harry Freakstorm: A few years ago, I thought about opening a hospital for meth and crack heads. You, the meth/crack head would come in, sign a waiver saying no one is going to help you and you get all the crack/meth you can afford. If you OD, then I get to harvest and sell your organ for profit.


i;m okay with this
 
2012-06-18 10:19:25 AM

doglover: AbbeySomeone: Whoever is in charge of drug busts needs to raid every ghetto mart in the nation that carries this sh*t, immediately. Leave the pot smokers alone and concentrate on this and the meth people.

Abbey, it's legal. 100 percent.

First lawmakers need to get up ons. But the problem isn't the chemical. It's the "war on drugs" we're waging. If shrooms, acid, and pot were legal no one would be going to head shops to find synthetic chemicals that haven't been illegalized yet. Hell, if we legalize EVERYTHING, no one would use PCP or meth. Too many safer highs.


All things being equal, why wouldn't they just do the safer illegal drugs than the unsafe ones? Because they don't care, that's why. You think they'd actually stop just because shrooms were made legal? No farking way.
 
2012-06-18 10:21:09 AM

Andric: moonage daydream: I work at a head shop that sells this crap. Had an incident with a guy a few weeks back, we locked him out the shop because he was raving and screamig about a man with a gun in the parking lot. He was the only person there, and he ended up calling the cops in himself.

People buy the salts because they are already tweakers and bath salts are cheaper and easier to obtain than meth. Or they are on probation for meth/coke and stick to the legal.

Having tried them before, it is a painful burn followed by a sickening burst of jittery energy. Definitely not my cup of tea.

Pretty cute seeing a bunch of straight edge Farkers talk about drugs.

We can only fantasize about having as much junkie cred as you.


Touché
 
2012-06-18 10:21:42 AM

doglover: dv-ous: Until the safe highs, in safe dosages, stop doing the trick.

That never happens. At least not with good habits. Look at alcohol.



I think you have a good point, but people who are capable of establishing good habits are not the issue here. Casual recreational use doesn't make the news.
 
2012-06-18 10:23:23 AM
It seems like just yesterday it was crack babies.

/get off my lawn
 
2012-06-18 10:23:33 AM

Honest Bender: mekkab: doglover: Actually bath salts are chemical that's a hallucinogen and amphetamine in the brain.

... so, like PCP, but legal?

Bath salts aren't legal.


Really genius then why the hell can I buy them down the street IN A STORE?

Oh yea while everybody flips out over "Bath Salts" they have been selling it as "Concentrated Plant Food" right next to the 12ft wide wall of assorted FAKE WEED.
 
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