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(WESH Orlando)   School principal busted for selling drugs. (w/ 'Oh, yeah... he's baked' mug shot)   (wesh.com) divider line 44
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2012-06-18 02:04:44 AM  
Hero tag on vacation? *Someone* has to sell meth to the children!

/Think of the children!
 
2012-06-18 02:06:07 AM  
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Trippin' balls
 
2012-06-18 02:06:59 AM  
"Osceola County Public Schools spokeswoman Dana Schafer said Groover is being reassigned to a position that does not involve contact with children."

You mean like PMITA prison?
 
2012-06-18 02:07:33 AM  
Clearly he molests children...
 
2012-06-18 02:08:52 AM  
Stanololol, stanozolol. Pine tree, palm tree. It's all the same to clam.
 
2012-06-18 02:09:20 AM  
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Duuuuuuuude...
 
2012-06-18 02:10:20 AM  
Was he selling to kids? Or was he selling to adults?
 
2012-06-18 02:10:27 AM  
Looks like Jeff Spicoli finally found a job. And then lost it.
 
2012-06-18 02:11:09 AM  
Is GHB good?
 
2012-06-18 02:15:55 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Was he selling to kids? Or was he selling to adults?


Nobody alleges he sold drugs. TFA only alleges "drug activity."

The OCSO said it launched the investigation after receiving a complaint of drug activity in the 43-year old man's home.
 
2012-06-18 02:17:39 AM  

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Trippin' balls


probably not. Stanozolol ftw.
 
2012-06-18 02:18:29 AM  

Used Cars By Wally: Is GHB good?


I've never really enjoyed it. It's REALLY tricky to get the dose right. A touch too little and you feel nothing. A touch too much and you're unconscious and your friends can't wake you up and they freak out and you wake up in the ER.


Notabunny: Stanololol, stanozolol. Pine tree, palm tree. It's all the same to clam.


Stanzo LOL.
 
2012-06-18 02:18:56 AM  
Article was corrected to say "provided" officers instead of "sold".

So they got buddy buddy with him in a sting operation and he hooked up his "friend" with some weed and is being busted on possession?

Sounds a little fishy, but I assume the police aren't out doing randomized sting operations and probably had a reason to be watching the guy.

/Occam's?
 
2012-06-18 02:19:23 AM  
Principal caught say of....?
 
2012-06-18 02:20:58 AM  

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Trippin' balls

probably not. Stanozolol ftw.


nice. the more you (me) know.
 
2012-06-18 02:21:06 AM  
Principal Groover? More like Principal Groovy, amirite?
 
2012-06-18 02:29:18 AM  

fusillade762: Used Cars By Wally: Is GHB good?

I've never really enjoyed it. It's REALLY tricky to get the dose right. A touch too little and you feel nothing. A touch too much and you're unconscious and your friends can't wake you up and they freak out and you wake up in the ER.


Notabunny: Stanololol, stanozolol. Pine tree, palm tree. It's all the same to clam.

Stanzo LOL.


Did a google search... apparently it can cause swelling of the genitals. I should get the hookup for an ex that I'll just call "Pinky".

/no, normally size doesn't matter but come on! You have to have at least a little to work with.
 
2012-06-18 02:29:52 AM  
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Unimpressed
 
2012-06-18 02:55:16 AM  
At least he wasn't farking kids.

/that they remember
 
2012-06-18 03:26:55 AM  
Delivery of a controlled substance? You mean he partied with some undercover cops. Big flipping deal. This guy had a healthy stash but there is no clear indication that he was dealing. I bet he was simply trying to get his stoney arse laid.
 
2012-06-18 03:37:30 AM  

Used Cars By Wally: Is GHB good?


He was alright, his son was a fark up though.
 
2012-06-18 03:48:38 AM  
That is awesome
 
2012-06-18 04:15:41 AM  

wildcardjack: Principal Groover? More like Principal Groovy, amirite?


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Wanted for questioning
 
2012-06-18 05:42:42 AM  

InfamousG: Article was corrected to say "provided" officers instead of "sold".

So they got buddy buddy with him in a sting operation and he hooked up his "friend" with some weed and is being busted on possession?

Sounds a little fishy, but I assume the police aren't out doing randomized sting operations and probably had a reason to be watching the guy.

/Occam's?


He's gay and there was a party and something went real wrong.
 
2012-06-18 05:50:27 AM  

Eve L. Koont: "Osceola County Public Schools spokeswoman Dana Schafer said Groover is being reassigned to a position that does not involve contact with children."

You mean like PMITA prison?


In other words, they're probably rubber rooming him until he's convicted because it's farking impossible to shiatcan somebody who works in a school.
 
2012-06-18 07:35:24 AM  
"Now that I've gotten a degree, built a career, and reached the position of principal, which is probably as high up the ladder I can get, what should I do next, hmm...maybe I should start smoking crystal meth. I've heard nothing but good things about that. Resolved: Start smoking crystal meth. What could go wrong?"

/I don't get people, I really don't
 
2012-06-18 08:34:57 AM  
Look, his budget was slashed do you hear me? SLASHED! How else do you propose to get 90 Eighth graders on the Washington DC trip?

These people, I swear . . .
 
2012-06-18 08:41:56 AM  
Groover man, just groover.
 
2012-06-18 08:58:42 AM  
So the guy was harmlessly toking up in his own home? Nowhere near children? I don't see what he did wrong.


Also, I need a justification for why THC is considered schedule 1 but Marinol is schedule 3
 
2012-06-18 09:01:12 AM  
Looks like he better call Saul.
 
2012-06-18 09:30:43 AM  
At least he could teach the kids a vocation that would support living in Florida.
 
2012-06-18 09:41:47 AM  
Roid boy on meth? Nice combo......
 
2012-06-18 09:41:49 AM  
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Ted?
 
2012-06-18 10:13:37 AM  
Subby deserves a hero tag for not using the caught sayof meme.
 
2012-06-18 10:15:25 AM  

PiffMan420: Eve L. Koont: "Osceola County Public Schools spokeswoman Dana Schafer said Groover is being reassigned to a position that does not involve contact with children."

You mean like PMITA prison?

In other words, they're probably rubber rooming him until he's convicted because it's farking impossible to shiatcan somebody who works in a school.


I can't believe an ass like this can be caught with meth and GHB and keep some sort of job with the same employer. THAT EMPLOYER BEING THE STATE OF FLORIDA. Oh, ok. Makes sense.

/I'd lose my license and job if I was convicted of possession of ~1 gram of weed and paraphernalia.
//I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-06-18 10:29:49 AM  
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2012-06-18 11:02:14 AM  
This dumbass should have taken Drug Dealing 101, in which course he would have learned that a dealer never, ever has customers come to his home; he always goes to them.
 
2012-06-18 11:38:28 AM  

sickb0y:


I was getting worried no one was going to make this reference. My faith in Fark is restored.
 
2012-06-18 11:51:38 AM  
When a member of the education system does this to support his family because he's dying of cancer, he's a hero. When he does it to ruin the lives of children, thus leaving more jobs for us, we send him to jail. These kids need these drugs so they can fail - it's why the government introduced bath salts, for crying out loud.
 
2012-06-18 01:14:51 PM  
According to public records, this guy's base pay was $85,813 plus the many vacation days and summer breaks that administrators enjoy. He can't make ends meet on that? He needs to deal drugs? Yeah, um...see ya. Maybe the economy will be better when you get out of jail.
 
2012-06-18 03:38:25 PM  

CitizenTed: According to public records, this guy's base pay was $85,813 plus the many vacation days and summer breaks that administrators enjoy. He can't make ends meet on that? He needs to deal drugs? Yeah, um...see ya. Maybe the economy will be better when you get out of jail.


Yeah. His income is more that twice the median income of FL and more than three times that of Osceola County. He should be able to live rather comfortably on $85K there. I'm betting this has something to do with needing enough money to pay for hookers and bloc.
 
2012-06-18 05:57:14 PM  
Comfortably on $85k? Maybe if that was after tax income, but trying to live off 60k/year is next to impossible if you want to have a decent quality of life.
 
2012-06-18 08:29:35 PM  

AbbeySomeone:
He's gay and there was a party and something went real wrong.


That rings true. He's having a party, supplying the party favors. One of his friends recently got busted and narced.
 
2012-06-19 12:59:43 AM  

CitizenTed: According to public records, this guy's base pay was $85,813 plus the many vacation days and summer breaks that administrators enjoy. He can't make ends meet on that? He needs to deal drugs? Yeah, um...see ya. Maybe the economy will be better when you get out of jail.


You're falling for the cop propaganda. They were careful to only insinuate that he was selling drugs - they actually used the word "provided", which is legally QUITE different from "sold". But that's okay, you didn't catch the distinction, and they're a little bit closer to making everyone believe that all users are also dealers. Congratulations on buying the bullshiat.
 
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