I go to golf tournaments every week and its my job to yell "Get in the hole" after every shot. I Tivo the natches and replay it to hear myself. When friends come over I make them watch and listen for me. Also when a ball is hit into the crowd, I get to sprint over and hover over the ball. This is a really cool moment because I get to see myself later. Its a cool job and many people are jealous of me.

From you, Neil Munro. I learned it from watching you!

"Enjoy your jail cell"

Chunky_Charlie: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Chunky_Charlie: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

Seriously. People need to lighten up. Ask him to leave or escort him off the property, or just laugh and go about your business. Jail is not necessary.

Common sense has been lost in this country.

I agree with you that common sense is declining. But not for the same reasons.

Your point is clear and valid.

I agree with you that the point is clear and valid. But not for the same reasons.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Chunky_Charlie: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

Seriously. People need to lighten up. Ask him to leave or escort him off the property, or just laugh and go about your business. Jail is not necessary.

Common sense has been lost in this country.

I agree with you that common sense is declining. But not for the same reasons.

Your point is clear and valid.

LarryDan43: I go to golf tournamentsporn shoots every week and its my job to yell "Get in the hole" after every shot. I Tivo the natches and replay it to hear myself. When friends come over I make them watch and listen for me. Also when a ball is hit into the crowd, I get to sprint over and hover over the ball. This is a really cool moment because I get to see myself later. Its a cool job and many people are jealous of me.

Also works.

To the Europeans who are confused about our laws, I'll explain.

Basically, if you do this out in public in general, it's not technically illegal unless you are disturbing people. At the trophy presentation of a major sporting event, you fall under Title XIV of the Corporate Patriot Act Renewal of 2009. The Swoll N. vs Balls Decision of the Supreme Court upheld this act, and essentially legitimated the execution of any person, citizen or not, who interferes with a historical moment. While it's possible that he'll be entitled to a court case, usually there is just a summary execution immediately after the event. The only exception to this is any corporation that interferes -- they have constitution protections against summary executions. Just not individuals. Unless the individual is incorporated, in which case, he's safe.

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spawn73: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

Apparently, everyone thinks it should be.


I'LL take the case!

Sure, it was supposed to be a nice, quiet, extra pay job, watchin' the action and checking out the chicks, then Asshat Albert here comes along to liven up the party. Now I gotta do all this farkin' paperwork. I think I'll show him what a chip shot with the baton feels like. I'll make him A-WOO alright.

Bath salts, man. Farkin' bath salts.