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(YouTube) Video Turned off the US Open and skipped the trophy presentation, did ye? You missed this rare West Coast sighting of the Northern European Twit   (youtube.com) divider line 136
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2012-06-18 09:37:19 AM
I don't watch golf and so don't know who that guy was, but I guarantee you that he gets a ton of pussy.
 
2012-06-18 09:41:09 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: spawn73: o

spawn73: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

Apparently, everyone thinks it should be.



I'LL take the case!

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2012-06-18 09:45:40 AM
I took one look at Bob Costas and I got the hell out of there.

Looks like I made the right decision.
 
2012-06-18 10:00:10 AM
It's a private club, so they should have exercised their right to shoot him dead in cold blood.
 
2012-06-18 10:14:46 AM
would have been 100X funnier if the guy did that the moment before his final putt on the 18th
 
2012-06-18 10:17:54 AM
I go to golf tournaments every week and its my job to yell "Get in the hole" after every shot. I Tivo the natches and replay it to hear myself. When friends come over I make them watch and listen for me. Also when a ball is hit into the crowd, I get to sprint over and hover over the ball. This is a really cool moment because I get to see myself later. Its a cool job and many people are jealous of me.
 
2012-06-18 10:21:16 AM
To the Europeans who are confused about our laws, I'll explain.

Basically, if you do this out in public in general, it's not technically illegal unless you are disturbing people. At the trophy presentation of a major sporting event, you fall under Title XIV of the Corporate Patriot Act Renewal of 2009. The Swoll N. vs Balls Decision of the Supreme Court upheld this act, and essentially legitimated the execution of any person, citizen or not, who interferes with a historical moment. While it's possible that he'll be entitled to a court case, usually there is just a summary execution immediately after the event. The only exception to this is any corporation that interferes -- they have constitution protections against summary executions. Just not individuals. Unless the individual is incorporated, in which case, he's safe.
 
2012-06-18 10:25:00 AM
that was awesome. Unless he was also the guy who yelled yabba dabba doo.
 
2012-06-18 10:26:00 AM

LarryDan43: I go to golf tournamentsporn shoots every week and its my job to yell "Get in the hole" after every shot. I Tivo the natches and replay it to hear myself. When friends come over I make them watch and listen for me. Also when a ball is hit into the crowd, I get to sprint over and hover over the ball. This is a really cool moment because I get to see myself later. Its a cool job and many people are jealous of me.


Also works.
 
2012-06-18 10:28:53 AM

Mateorocks: I can't recall who was teeing off yesterday, but the camera luckily caught one of those asshats who screams nonsense before and after a shot (like "youdaman") just at the moment he was screaming.

Dude was exactly as expected -- piss beer in one hand, swaying on his feet, buddies holding him steady. I went to Congressional last year, but could never pinpoint one of these douches.

Thanks NBC!


I laughed my ass off over that. And they got him not once, but twice. He wasn't even cognizant he was on camera, and the second time his friend gave him the "I love you dude, but please, shut the hell up" shoulder pinch.
 
2012-06-18 10:34:55 AM
My favorite fan moment was Saturday when somebody yelled 'Nice Layup' after some Euro layed up on the short par 4.

Thing is, if that dude was any good he could have tried to qualify for this tournament.
 
2012-06-18 10:37:10 AM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: John Paul Jones: Spurned lover. Guaranteed.

Don't you think it's risky to admit this here?


I was talking about Costas.
 
2012-06-18 10:39:05 AM
Heard one farker yell "Yabba Dabba Do" yesterday.

meh, golf.
 
2012-06-18 10:48:15 AM
I see the "New to this Planet Tour" made it's first stop in this thread.
 
2012-06-18 10:59:06 AM
So was the twit the guy making bird noises, or the idiot who thinks you make a video by pointing a cell phone at the TV?
 
2012-06-18 11:45:29 AM

styckx: skinink: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

No, it's not "Throw him in jail and lose the key" but you think they want every drunk idiot running in front of the cameras for their 15 minutes? Charge him and if he gets convicted maybe he'll get a sentence of a few days to a week, then that's it.

You mean like the public does for nearly every live news broadcast? You always had one of two people hamming it up for the camera.

This guy really should spend about zero days in jail.. God forbid someone has fun at the expense of 3 seconds of TV time.


Hey, this is golf, okay? GOLF. It requires absolute pinnacle of decorum. This isn't some beach party where someone can paint Wilson on a volleyball and toss it around like a drunken fratboy or parade around like a lynx in heat. No, this is an arena where one man will be crowned with a title established by years of tradition. It will not be bandied about by some inconsiderate twit trying to make a call away from home to his chaps back at the pub. He may have thought he was on top, but we will give him a flight right back to where he came from. This is GOLF, and there are RULES.
 
2012-06-18 12:02:29 PM

StrangeQ: styckx: skinink: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

No, it's not "Throw him in jail and lose the key" but you think they want every drunk idiot running in front of the cameras for their 15 minutes? Charge him and if he gets convicted maybe he'll get a sentence of a few days to a week, then that's it.

You mean like the public does for nearly every live news broadcast? You always had one of two people hamming it up for the camera.

This guy really should spend about zero days in jail.. God forbid someone has fun at the expense of 3 seconds of TV time.

Hey, this is golf, okay? GOLF. It requires absolute pinnacle of decorum. This isn't some beach party where someone can paint Wilson on a volleyball and toss it around like a drunken fratboy or parade around like a lynx in heat. No, this is an arena where one man will be crowned with a title established by years of tradition. It will not be bandied about by some inconsiderate twit trying to make a call away from home to his chaps back at the pub. He may have thought he was on top, but we will give him a flight right back to where he came from. This is GOLF, and there are RULES.


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2012-06-18 12:05:39 PM
If he'd done that on the Senate floor during an address by the President he'd be a Fox media darling.
 
2012-06-18 12:06:46 PM
A) Only excitement in program
B) Seriously, the cops only arrested him and didn't bother to shoot or at least taser the hell out of him, 3 or 4 times?
 
2012-06-18 12:10:51 PM

Rav Tokomi: Is this the dude who is always yelling stupid shiat and making noises when they hit the ball? If so I hope he is banned from all golf events for a thousand lifetimes.


Are you kidding?!?! He's the most entertaining aspect of the pro tour. Seriously.

/golf is for old people.
 
2012-06-18 12:20:02 PM
"Have any of you ever even seen a chicken?"
 
2012-06-18 12:26:35 PM
Fine him $500-1000 maybe and let him be on his way.
 
2012-06-18 12:43:46 PM
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2012-06-18 12:44:08 PM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-18 12:44:46 PM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-18 12:52:24 PM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-18 12:54:33 PM
Wonder if he was one of the jerks screaming out at the top of their lungs after most of the players too their shots.
 
2012-06-18 01:06:42 PM

StrangeQ: styckx: skinink: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

No, it's not "Throw him in jail and lose the key" but you think they want every drunk idiot running in front of the cameras for their 15 minutes? Charge him and if he gets convicted maybe he'll get a sentence of a few days to a week, then that's it.

You mean like the public does for nearly every live news broadcast? You always had one of two people hamming it up for the camera.

This guy really should spend about zero days in jail.. God forbid someone has fun at the expense of 3 seconds of TV time.

Hey, this is golf, okay? GOLF. It requires absolute pinnacle of decorum. This isn't some beach party where someone can paint Wilson on a volleyball and toss it around like a drunken fratboy or parade around like a lynx in heat. No, this is an arena where one man will be crowned with a title established by years of tradition. It will not be bandied about by some inconsiderate twit trying to make a call away from home to his chaps back at the pub. He may have thought he was on top, but we will give him a flight right back to where he came from. This is GOLF, and there are RULES.


You know what, Judge? My father never liked you.
 
2012-06-18 01:07:42 PM

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I hope Kent State is on the agenda.
 
2012-06-18 01:11:00 PM

StrangeQ: Hey, this is golf, okay? GOLF. It requires absolute pinnacle of decorum. This isn't some beach party where someone can paint Wilson on a volleyball and toss it around like a drunken fratboy or parade around like a lynx in heat. No, this is an arena where one man will be crowned with a title established by years of tradition. It will not be bandied about by some inconsiderate twit trying to make a call away from home to his chaps back at the pub. He may have thought he was on top, but we will give him a flight right back to where he came from. This is GOLF, and there are RULES.



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2012-06-18 01:30:47 PM

theknuckler_33: I hope Kent State is on the agenda.


I hadn't thought of that one, but what the hell...

i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-18 02:06:47 PM

skinink: No, it's not "Throw him in jail and lose the key" but you think they want every drunk idiot running in front of the cameras for their 15 minutes? Charge him and if he gets convicted maybe he'll get a sentence of a few days to a week, then that's it.


Really? You think he should spend a week in jail for that?

Holy shiat.
 
2012-06-18 02:10:32 PM

The_Great_Hambino: StrangeQ: Hey, this is golf, okay? GOLF. It requires absolute pinnacle of decorum. This isn't some beach party where someone can paint Wilson on a volleyball and toss it around like a drunken fratboy or parade around like a lynx in heat. No, this is an arena where one man will be crowned with a title established by years of tradition. It will not be bandied about by some inconsiderate twit trying to make a call away from home to his chaps back at the pub. He may have thought he was on top, but we will give him a flight right back to where he came from. This is GOLF, and there are RULES.


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Spelled 'TopFlite' wrong?
 
2012-06-18 02:12:43 PM
upper-class twit of the year:

www.readjunk.com
 
2012-06-18 02:17:45 PM

crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.


Seriously. People need to lighten up. Ask him to leave or escort him off the property, or just laugh and go about your business. Jail is not necessary.

Common sense has been lost in this country.
 
2012-06-18 02:24:33 PM

Chunky_Charlie: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

Seriously. People need to lighten up. Ask him to leave or escort him off the property, or just laugh and go about your business. Jail is not necessary.

Common sense has been lost in this country.


Uh, this guy just tweaked the nose of rich, white, male America's most important ceremony. You bet he is going to jail.

/golf is a ridiculous "sport"
 
2012-06-18 02:25:53 PM
I hope most of you don't dislike this years Open just because it was hard.

This years Open is how an Open is supposed to be played. Tough. For everyone.

Double-digit under-par scores should not be a benchmark for major tournaments.
 
2012-06-18 02:31:08 PM

iaazathot: /golf is a ridiculous "sport"


stop_liking_things_i_dont_like.jpg.
 
2012-06-18 02:35:57 PM

BudTheSpud: I hope most of you don't dislike this years Open just because it was hard.

This years Open is how an Open is supposed to be played. Tough. For everyone.

Double-digit under-par scores should not be a benchmark for major tournaments.


I personally enjoyed it. Wish more tournaments were that way.
 
2012-06-18 02:36:19 PM
I don't know a lot about golf, so please excuse my ignorance here, but is there really a rule that you have to look like a smug son-of-a-biatch before they'll allow you to wear a hat that says "Titleist" on the front?
 
2012-06-18 02:43:51 PM

Chunky_Charlie: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

Seriously. People need to lighten up. Ask him to leave or escort him off the property, or just laugh and go about your business. Jail is not necessary.

Common sense has been lost in this country.


Exhibit B... the fact that this guy made it anywhere near the presentation... was no one paying attention?

/Thought it was hilarious.
 
2012-06-18 02:53:00 PM
Hmm, I don't think I liked how Webb Simpson handled that. He laughed but the "Enjoy your jail cell, pal." was a bit telling. You just won the US Open. I know celebrating your US Open win is serious business. That shouldn't rattle anyone's cloud nine. When someone does something like that, don't get mad, upstage them by embracing the fun. Maybe a little joining in to the bird call would have made it great?
 
2012-06-18 03:58:18 PM

GoldSpider: iaazathot: /golf is a ridiculous "sport"

stop_liking_things_i_dont_like.jpg.


You can like it all you want, just don't expect me to.

/parents still act shocked when my activities during the Masters weekend include anything other than watching the Masters. "It's the Masters, how are you not watching it??"
 
2012-06-18 04:11:45 PM

FitzShivering: I personally enjoyed it. Wish more tournaments were that way.


I totally agree. I was hiking all weekend and missed the finale but I read about it after every round. I LOVE it when the pros struggle. There's only a few tournaments every year where they struggle to make par and those are my favorites. let's face it - the average pga tour event has become nothing more than a search for whomever has the hottest putter.
 
2012-06-18 04:48:34 PM
Why does the PGA hate drunk attention whores?

Whar justice and freedom? WHAR?!?!?

Free the birdman! Legalize it. Because like it might be you next time man.
 
2012-06-18 04:49:50 PM

StrangeQ: GoldSpider: iaazathot: /golf is a ridiculous "sport"

stop_liking_things_i_dont_like.jpg.

You can like it all you want, just don't expect me to.

/parents still act shocked when my activities during the Masters weekend include anything other than watching the Masters. "It's the Masters, how are you not watching it??"


Why tell us about your problems?
 
2012-06-18 04:50:22 PM

John Paul Jones: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: John Paul Jones: Spurned lover. Guaranteed.

Don't you think it's risky to admit this here?

I was talking about Costas.


Of course you were.
 
2012-06-18 05:05:45 PM

Timmy the Tumor: would have been 100X funnier if the guy did that the moment before his final putt on the 18th


So, still not funny, then. Just like you.
 
2012-06-18 05:12:01 PM

SmackLT: theknuckler_33: I hope Kent State is on the agenda.

I hadn't thought of that one, but what the hell...

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I guess I'm missing the point of what's clever about any of these pasteovers.
 
2012-06-18 05:14:31 PM

Chunky_Charlie: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

Seriously. People need to lighten up. Ask him to leave or escort him off the property, or just laugh and go about your business. Jail is not necessary.

Common sense has been lost in this country.


I agree with you that common sense is declining. But not for the same reasons.
 
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