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(WESH Orlando)   Cool: Skinny dipping. Not cool: With an 11 year old. Bonus mugshot of the week candidate   (wesh.com) divider line 140
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2012-06-17 11:47:59 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

www.wesh.com

Stone Cold Steve Austin? Hope he gets 3 to 16 years
 
2012-06-17 11:48:26 PM
Dont you actually have to do something to be charged with lewd behavior with a child?

What about all those nudist camps? Should parents be charged for sex crimes on those?
 
2012-06-17 11:51:08 PM
Is she stuck in his throat!!!!!

And if so what part of her is pushing out the adams apple??

Are we sure it wasn't a boy and that is one of his balls??
 
2012-06-17 11:52:55 PM
NECK, where is his farkin' neck???
 
2012-06-17 11:54:11 PM
Looks like some guy passed out and his frat buddies took a Sharpie and drew a face on the head on his cock.
 
2012-06-17 11:56:41 PM
knbber2: NECK, where is his farkin' neck???

It's that massive pile of lumpy meat that his tiny little billiard ball of a head is resting on.
 
2012-06-17 11:57:22 PM
Son, I am disappoint.
 
2012-06-17 11:57:43 PM
cman: Dont you actually have to do something to be charged with lewd behavior with a child?

What about all those nudist camps? Should parents be charged for sex crimes on those?


Yeah, that charge probably won't stand. A lot of cops incorrectly think that all nudity falls under some sort of obscenity statute. They even keep arresting topless women in NYC years after the law was changed.

Guy seems like a creep, but simple nudity is not automatically criminal. Such behavior would be normal in much of Europe as well as in the nudist community here.
 
2012-06-17 11:57:52 PM
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2012-06-17 11:58:49 PM
Subby you have to be more specific because if you're an 11 or 12 yo boy skinny dipping with an 11yo girl would be pretty freaking cool.
 
2012-06-18 12:00:37 AM
dennysgod: Subby you have to be more specific because if you're an 11 or 12 yo boy skinny dipping with an 11yo girl would be pretty freaking cool.

Why don't you have a seat over there?
 
2012-06-18 12:03:07 AM
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2012-06-18 12:03:56 AM
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2012-06-18 12:10:02 AM
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2012-06-18 12:16:45 AM
The 'roids are strong with this one.
 
2012-06-18 12:45:19 AM
That dude's 30?
 
2012-06-18 12:56:08 AM

"Heinricher was originally home alone with two children who belonged to his girlfriend that he had recently met online, according to investigators.

"He was naked in the pool while his girlfriend's 11-year-old was swimming. She was clothed," said Melbourne Police Chief Dan Duncan."



eHarmony has been crap the last few years.

 
2012-06-18 01:39:51 AM
cman: Dont you actually have to do something to be charged with lewd behavior with a child?

What about all those nudist camps? Should parents be charged for sex crimes on those?


Do you think his very recent girlfriend gave him permission to be nude in front of her 11-year old daughter?

This incidence is nothing whatsoever like being at a nudist camp and to make such a comparison is ridiculous.
 
2012-06-18 03:09:57 AM
Bathia_Mapes: cman: Dont you actually have to do something to be charged with lewd behavior with a child?

What about all those nudist camps? Should parents be charged for sex crimes on those?

Do you think his very recent girlfriend gave him permission to be nude in front of her 11-year old daughter?

This incidence is nothing whatsoever like being at a nudist camp and to make such a comparison is ridiculous.


We don't know. Maybe he's a nudist and the girlfriend knows he doesn't wear clothes around the house. Just because they're recently dating doesn't mean they haven't talked about that sort of thing.
Or maybe he's a kiddie diddler and we're all glad the nurse showed up when she did.
 
2012-06-18 03:53:44 AM
This dude would be perfect for the tiny headed teacher from last week.

/fugly kids though
 
2012-06-18 03:58:25 AM
Couple of questions here.

Number one, is it human?
If yes, did he have a boner whilst swimming with the girl? Makes a difference.

The force directed against the nurse wasn't cool. This guy needed to think things through.
 
2012-06-18 03:59:26 AM
Bathia_Mapes: cman: Dont you actually have to do something to be charged with lewd behavior with a child?

What about all those nudist camps? Should parents be charged for sex crimes on those?

Do you think his very recent girlfriend gave him permission to be nude in front of her 11-year old daughter?

This incidence is nothing whatsoever like being at a nudist camp and to make such a comparison is ridiculous.


Also manhandling a nurse and attempting to lock her in a bedroom makes me think he knew he was doing something not entirely aboveboard.


Police said a nurse arrived at the home for an appointment to treat Heinricher for an ongoing medical condition

Was it something to do with his neck? It was something to do with his neck, wasn't it?
 
2012-06-18 04:01:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-18 04:01:55 AM
What was his ongoing medical condition? Elephantitis? Hypothyroidism?
 
2012-06-18 04:10:39 AM
I love the link to the "second page" of TFA with nothing on it.
 
2012-06-18 04:18:05 AM
HotWingAgenda: What was his ongoing medical condition? Elephantitis? Hypothyroidism?

www.thesharkguys.com

It's a goiter!
 
2012-06-18 04:18:34 AM
fusillade762: Bathia_Mapes: cman: Dont you actually have to do something to be charged with lewd behavior with a child?

What about all those nudist camps? Should parents be charged for sex crimes on those?

Do you think his very recent girlfriend gave him permission to be nude in front of her 11-year old daughter?

This incidence is nothing whatsoever like being at a nudist camp and to make such a comparison is ridiculous.

Also manhandling a nurse and attempting to lock her in a bedroom makes me think he knew he was doing something not entirely aboveboard.


Police said a nurse arrived at the home for an appointment to treat Heinricher for an ongoing medical condition

Was it something to do with his neck? It was something to do with his neck, wasn't it?


Neck transplant so he could wear turtleneck sweaters?
 
2012-06-18 04:19:15 AM
HotWingAgenda: What was his ongoing medical condition? Elephantitis? Hypothyroidism?

Nah. He's just a dickhead.
 
2012-06-18 04:19:43 AM
If it was his own kid or if she had been there I might buy into an argument about nudism. Then there is the whole trying to rape the nurse thing.
 
2012-06-18 04:23:06 AM
bestie1: If it was his own kid or if she had been there I might buy into an argument about nudism. Then there is the whole trying to rape the nurse thing.

And the "medical condition"

That's the big puzzler.
 
2012-06-18 04:28:59 AM
knbber2: NECK, where is his farkin' neck???

He is a neck.
 
2012-06-18 04:38:57 AM
Relatively Obscure: Son I am Disappoint

Came for this.

Triumph: That dude's 30?

My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-06-18 04:40:25 AM
skinink: "Heinricher was originally home alone with two children who belonged to his girlfriend that he had recently met online, according to investigators.

"He was naked in the pool while his girlfriend's 11-year-old was swimming. She was clothed," said Melbourne Police Chief Dan Duncan."

eHarmony has been crap the last few years.


Is the woman who looks after the welfare of her children before the welfare of her pussy really the exception, and not the rule? There are too many stories of women who meet some dude and try to turn him into Daddy as well as Dick, without fully vetting him.
 
2012-06-18 04:40:25 AM
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2012-06-18 04:40:52 AM
Guy looks like a penis to me. The chin line, bald head and that neck. Penis.
 
2012-06-18 04:41:02 AM
Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: Bathia_Mapes: cman: Dont you actually have to do something to be charged with lewd behavior with a child?

What about all those nudist camps? Should parents be charged for sex crimes on those?

Do you think his very recent girlfriend gave him permission to be nude in front of her 11-year old daughter?

This incidence is nothing whatsoever like being at a nudist camp and to make such a comparison is ridiculous.

Also manhandling a nurse and attempting to lock her in a bedroom makes me think he knew he was doing something not entirely aboveboard.


Police said a nurse arrived at the home for an appointment to treat Heinricher for an ongoing medical condition

Was it something to do with his neck? It was something to do with his neck, wasn't it?

Neck transplant so he could wear turtleneck sweaters?




I need sleep. Read "manilingus" in there.

eeewwww
 
2012-06-18 04:50:06 AM
mom's ex-husband will be thrilled to find this in the papers. what dad doesn't wish this scenario on his 11 yr old Princess?

when i read something this stupid i wonder how the ex keeps from committing murder
 
2012-06-18 04:55:20 AM
Nobody is gonna mess with this guy in prison, unless he has Mike Tyson's voice, then it's anyone's guess.
 
2012-06-18 04:58:55 AM
Gonna need pics of the nurse.
 
2012-06-18 04:59:28 AM
I'm not saying this human doorknob made the wisest of choices,

but I tend to believe the nurse freaked out and began hyperspazzing, and needed her ass put in time-out. Not legal, but justifiable.

It's horrifying how the whole body of "child protection" and "sexual deviance" law is based on absolutely nothing but ignorant opinion. You'd think there was actual research that proved that the sight of a man's wee-wee did indeed permanently "ruin" a child. Or that there was some way to quantify "innocence" and why it's more important to preserve it by raising children in a fantasy world, instead of preparing them for a future in the real one. Or why a certain nurse's disgust and indignation, borne of an farcically ignorant upbringing, justifies a bullet to the brain of the object of her derision.

I'm absolutely convinced that most of the psychological damage that a violated child suffers is at the hands of her parents and community when the news breaks and they all begin looking at her funny and treating her as The Impure Vessel.
 
2012-06-18 05:00:10 AM
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2012-06-18 05:03:11 AM
FTFA: Police said a nurse arrived at the home for an appointment to treat Heinricher for an ongoing medical condition and found him nude.

What's his condition? Harkonnen's Syndrome?
 
2012-06-18 05:04:39 AM
steerforth: The 'roids are strong with this one.

Not at all funny.
 
2012-06-18 05:05:06 AM
They have a cave troll...
 
2012-06-18 05:13:50 AM
According to the officers, Heinricher then grabbed the nurse's arm and attempted to pull her into a bedroom. He locked the front door when the nurse resisted, police said.

Maybe he wouldn't have gotten arrested if he hadn't also tried to rape the nurse who visited the house.
 
2012-06-18 05:16:37 AM
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2012-06-18 05:17:31 AM
Nightmaretony: "manilingus"

lulz
 
2012-06-18 05:48:41 AM
skinink: "Heinricher was originally home alone with two children who belonged to his girlfriend that he had recently met online, according to investigators.

"He was naked in the pool while his girlfriend's 11-year-old was swimming. She was clothed," said Melbourne Police Chief Dan Duncan."

eHarmony has been crap the last few years.


Well yeah, ever since they got really picky about who they let in...
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2012-06-18 06:10:49 AM
Something squirrelly was going on.
 
2012-06-18 06:14:22 AM
Thumbman + Son I Am Disappoint = Child Molester

Good to know for future reference.
 
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