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(Wisconsin State Journal)   More than 1,000 college seniors from across the country apply for 12 spots each year as: (a) an intern, (b) manager's assistant, (c) hot dog driver   (host.madison.com ) divider line
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2012-06-18 07:10:26 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-06-18 04:09:48 AM  
2 votes:
You guys ready for a CSB that involves not just the Wienermobile, but ALSO that sandwich truck in the picture above?

Fantastic, you guys. I'm glad you're all so excited about this. Okay, check this out...

I live in Kansas City, where we've got the Westport Flea Market - the home of that sandwich truck. One day while driving my Jeep Grand Cherokee right past that sandwich truck parked in front of the Flea, I was bumped from behind by another vehicle making a right-hand turn onto a busy street - the by-god Oscar Mayer Wienermobile itself driving through the bar district. It was being driven by some clueless teenage girl who was making "OMG!" faces in my rear view mirror... well, the side mirror, actually, since I couldn't see up into the Wienermobile "cockpit" from my rear-view. There was another girl about the same age sitting on the passenger side making a mixture of "OMG!" and "Holy shiat, this is funny!" faces. The girl driving the massive phallic wagon made some "I'm so sorry" gestures, and I waved her away from my window with a laugh since it was only a slight tap of the bumper (no damage at all upon inspection).

Of course, it took me just a few seconds to register that, yes indeed, I'd just gotten rear-ended by the Wienermobile. I'm since reminded of it every time I drive past that sandwich truck - the time my arse got tapped by a giant rolling wiener (NTTAWWT).

/if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, I probably wouldn't butt-ram myself... much.
2012-06-18 08:36:21 AM  
1 vote:

DeafMaestro: You guys ready for a CSB that involves not just the Wienermobile, but ALSO that sandwich truck in the picture above?

Fantastic, you guys. I'm glad you're all so excited about this. Okay, check this out...

I live in Kansas City, where we've got the Westport Flea Market - the home of that sandwich truck. One day while driving my Jeep Grand Cherokee right past that sandwich truck parked in front of the Flea, I was bumped from behind by another vehicle making a right-hand turn onto a busy street - the by-god Oscar Mayer Wienermobile itself driving through the bar district. It was being driven by some clueless teenage girl who was making "OMG!" faces in my rear view mirror... well, the side mirror, actually, since I couldn't see up into the Wienermobile "cockpit" from my rear-view. There was another girl about the same age sitting on the passenger side making a mixture of "OMG!" and "Holy shiat, this is funny!" faces. The girl driving the massive phallic wagon made some "I'm so sorry" gestures, and I waved her away from my window with a laugh since it was only a slight tap of the bumper (no damage at all upon inspection).

Of course, it took me just a few seconds to register that, yes indeed, I'd just gotten rear-ended by the Wienermobile. I'm since reminded of it every time I drive past that sandwich truck - the time my arse got tapped by a giant rolling wiener (NTTAWWT).

/if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, I probably wouldn't butt-ram myself... much.


Since we're busting out CSB time, here's mine.

It's January 12, 1997. The Packers are hosting the Panthers for the NFC championship on their way to their first Super Bowl in my 22 years. At halftime, I go in to work (manager at McDonald's) and finish watching them win. I was over the moon with joy. As we were located along the highway just south of Green Bay, I know we are going to get veeeeeery busy soon from the people leaving the stadium. This is fine, I enjoy being really busy. As we are just getting bombarded, someone tells me to look out in the parking lot. What to my wondering eyes should appear, but the mother f'ing Weinermobile! They came in to eat and I made their food.

To recap, The Packers are going to the Super Bowl and I made food for the Weinermobile people. That was a pretty farkin' good day.

/Maybe someday my grandkids will appreciate that story, cause my kids sure don't.
//Yes, I'm still a geek.
2012-06-18 07:57:11 AM  
1 vote:
My niece was a hotdogger and now helps hire and supervises current ones and schedules the Weenie wagon appearances. The total of applicants is actually closer to 2000 and most are PR, communications, or business majors so it really looks good on a resume. Travel the country all expenses paid, decent salary, great experience: perfect job for a twenty-something just out of college.

Here is the video she included in her application which got her the job: Link

BlueJayAggie: I'm proud to say that one of my former students is in Hot Dog High right now. It's actually been a dream of hers for a while, and I daresay she'll make a great spokesperson.

/hoping to ride shotgun in a famous weiner


You would be riding "shotbun"
2012-06-18 07:48:55 AM  
1 vote:
Jessie Barndt was walking to class at UW-Madison one day when she saw her destiny drive by.

It was shaped like a hot dog.


Don't worry, sweety. A lot of girls go to college for the same reason.
 
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