adeist69: (c), the answer is always (c)
Hector Remarkable: I don't understand why more vehicles aren't made to resemble food.
tukatz: I'd love to see them drag race....but I'll settle for another plastic whistle.
Why Would I Read the Article: Hector Remarkable: I don't understand why more vehicles aren't made to resemble food.Because lord knows we don't need MOAR dogs chasing cars all around the neighborhood....
DeafMaestro: You guys ready for a CSB that involves not just the Wienermobile, but ALSO that sandwich truck in the picture above?Fantastic, you guys. I'm glad you're all so excited about this. Okay, check this out...I live in Kansas City, where we've got the Westport Flea Market - the home of that sandwich truck. One day while driving my Jeep Grand Cherokee right past that sandwich truck parked in front of the Flea, I was bumped from behind by another vehicle making a right-hand turn onto a busy street - the by-god Oscar Mayer Wienermobile itself driving through the bar district. It was being driven by some clueless teenage girl who was making "OMG!" faces in my rear view mirror... well, the side mirror, actually, since I couldn't see up into the Wienermobile "cockpit" from my rear-view. There was another girl about the same age sitting on the passenger side making a mixture of "OMG!" and "Holy shiat, this is funny!" faces. The girl driving the massive phallic wagon made some "I'm so sorry" gestures, and I waved her away from my window with a laugh since it was only a slight tap of the bumper (no damage at all upon inspection).Of course, it took me just a few seconds to register that, yes indeed, I'd just gotten rear-ended by the Wienermobile. I'm since reminded of it every time I drive past that sandwich truck - the time my arse got tapped by a giant rolling wiener (NTTAWWT)./if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, I probably wouldn't butt-ram myself... much.
kth: I lived in a house with a huge sidewalk when I was in college (like the size of your average driveway). I come stumbling home one night and the wienermobile is parked on our sidewalk. I looked at it, thought, "damn, I didn't realize I was that drunk." and went into the house. I was sort of surprised when I woke up the next morning and it was still there.
LavenderWolf: kth: I lived in a house with a huge sidewalk when I was in college (like the size of your average driveway). I come stumbling home one night and the wienermobile is parked on our sidewalk. I looked at it, thought, "damn, I didn't realize I was that drunk." and went into the house. I was sort of surprised when I woke up the next morning and it was still there.You know you had a good party when you think you hallucinated a 40 foot weiner and wake up to find it's still there.
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