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(Telegraph)   Nuns warned to stop dressing sexily and tempting young men... 1300 years ago   (telegraph.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Lord Jesus Christ, Anglo-Saxon, JANE MINGAY  
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2012-06-18 12:21:49 AM  
Bad habit thread?
 
2012-06-18 12:24:41 AM  
What an Anglo-Saxon nun might have looked like:

www.feelingusa.com
 
2012-06-18 12:26:13 AM  
And nun too soon
 
2012-06-18 02:25:34 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: What an Anglo-Saxon nun might have looked like:

[www.feelingusa.com image 288x504]


You're doing God's work, son.
 
2012-06-18 02:27:14 AM  
www.drinkingmansdiary.com
 
2012-06-18 02:27:19 AM  
This is only fair if they make priests stop dressing and looking so sexy.

www.punkhairstyles.info
 
2012-06-18 02:28:43 AM  
www.intriguing.com
 
2012-06-18 02:30:35 AM  
Burka burka. Jesus. Penance.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-18 02:44:57 AM  
www.7msport.com
 
2012-06-18 02:46:06 AM  
Repression is good for the soul.
 
2012-06-18 02:53:41 AM  
See, now, if they'd let nuns be sexy, the priests wouldn't have had to turn to young boys.
 
2012-06-18 02:56:07 AM  
Wanton women wearing wimples = WIN
 
2012-06-18 02:58:58 AM  

red230: This is only fair if they make priests stop dressing and looking so sexy.

[www.punkhairstyles.info image 186x227]


www.fundomain.se
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Especially that Pope Dude
 
2012-06-18 03:09:24 AM  
i hate you, Boatmech.
 
2012-06-18 03:20:53 AM  
FTFA: Barking was a country village outside London and its abbey, founded in 666AD, was home to generations of nuns for more than 800 years.
 
2012-06-18 03:27:07 AM  

Solty Dog: Bad habit thread?


i.cdn.turner.com

How many times did i say no?
 
2012-06-18 03:27:47 AM  
 
2012-06-18 03:31:25 AM  

mithras_angel: i hate you, Boatmech.


t1.gstatic.com
Nuns having fun, " After all, all pray and no play makes for a very dull day."

chanceplus1.com
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com ;=)
Better?
 
2012-06-18 03:46:08 AM  

Boatmech: red230: This is only fair if they make priests stop dressing and looking so sexy.

[www.punkhairstyles.info image 186x227]

[www.fundomain.se image 540x671]
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Especially that Pope Dude


That's a sight to wilt a horny sailor's pecker deep inside of Mae West
 
2012-06-18 03:49:33 AM  
Aint never had nun. Ain't gettin' nun. Ain't never gonna get none.
This is why you should avoid the job girls. Knowing your way around a cock makes for a better life.
Especially for the cock.
 
2012-06-18 03:50:24 AM  
www.letsgokings.com
 
2012-06-18 04:04:55 AM  

lohphat: [www.letsgokings.com image 640x432]


Nunjuggalos?
 
2012-06-18 04:11:54 AM  
Okay, maybe this is protestant propaganda, but once upon a time the nunneries were sanctioned brothels. And one of the odd things is that more dress equals more curiosity about what's under the clothes.
 
2012-06-18 04:13:29 AM  
The Church and Sex. The two never should have hooked up. That way the church wouldn't feel compelled to tell church representatives, or adults in general, what they should do with their bodies, and folks who are having wild rabbit sex would have something to say other than "Oh God Oh God Oh God!!"

Meanwhile, the other documents described in the article sound just about as fascinating.
 
2012-06-18 04:17:50 AM  
 
2012-06-18 04:44:48 AM  

lohphat: [www.letsgokings.com image 640x432]


Are gay men truly turned on by that?
 
2012-06-18 04:46:07 AM  

Pandora's Litterbox: Not-in-the-least SFW or the piously religious

4.bp.blogspot.com
Nice.
 
2012-06-18 04:46:23 AM  

Apos: lohphat: [www.letsgokings.com image 640x432]

Nunjuggalos?


Are those Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?
 
2012-06-18 04:53:26 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: The Church and Sex. The two never should have hooked up. That way the church wouldn't feel compelled to tell church representatives, or adults in general, what they should do with their bodies, and folks who are having wild rabbit sex would have something to say other than "Oh God Oh God Oh God!!"

Meanwhile, the other documents described in the article sound just about as fascinating.



t3.gstatic.com

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t3.gstatic.com


i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-18 04:54:38 AM  
i1197.photobucket.com

NSFW

My all-time favorite cinematic "nun":

i1197.photobucket.com

and here's a very NSFW compilation of scenes from European "nunsploitation" films from the 1970s

Link
 
2012-06-18 04:56:15 AM  

404 page not found: [www.drinkingmansdiary.com image 364x400]


Whoa! I'll convert to whatever she says!! Guess what I'm prayin' for? YUM~
 
2012-06-18 04:57:08 AM  

0Icky0: Aint never had nun. Ain't gettin' nun. Ain't never gonna get none.
This is why you should avoid the job girls. Knowing your way around a cock makes for a better life.
Especially for the cock.


it's a mutual thing, or can be. many guys just want to get laid/blown from time to time. meanwhile most of them are good for a whole menu of chores and honey-do's in exchange. the happier my balls were, the better husband i used to be.
 
2012-06-18 05:06:13 AM  

Boatmech: Pandora's Litterbox: Not-in-the-least SFW or the piously religious
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x421]
Nice.


Protip: if one clicks on "Nuns" under "About the author" (on the right, top of page), one'll get a whole lot more (just don't do it in front of a person who can fire you).
 
2012-06-18 05:18:53 AM  
To be fair, these nuns were from Essex, where this is the normal mode of dress:

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-06-18 05:24:22 AM  

Pandora's Litterbox: [i1197.photobucket.com image 600x659]

NSFW

My all-time favorite cinematic "nun":

[i1197.photobucket.com image 624x352]

and here's a very NSFW compilation of scenes from European "nunsploitation" films from the 1970s

Link


We are sorry but sevenload doesn't offer its
service in your country.
1.bp.blogspot.com
/trailersfromhell looks like a good site but only the Blue Thunder one would work for me. :•(
 
2012-06-18 05:28:43 AM  

Pandora's Litterbox: Boatmech: Pandora's Litterbox: Not-in-the-least SFW or the piously religious
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x421]
Nice.

Protip: if one clicks on "Nuns" under "About the author" (on the right, top of page), one'll get a whole lot more (just don't do it in front of a person who can fire you).


www.ficiency.com
/ is happy happy happy now! ;•)
 
2012-06-18 05:37:26 AM  

Boatmech: /trailersfromhell looks like a good site but only the Blue Thunder one would work for me. :•(


Yeah, for reasons known only to the site's top level, they're more and more moving the mini-commentaries exclusively to YouTube instead of jointly housing them there and on the site (as they evolved to doing) with the net effect being that they are un-viewable by non-U.S.An eyes.

Must be a money thing.
 
2012-06-18 05:50:12 AM  

Pandora's Litterbox: Boatmech: /trailersfromhell looks like a good site but only the Blue Thunder one would work for me. :•(

Yeah, for reasons known only to the site's top level, they're more and more moving the mini-commentaries exclusively to YouTube instead of jointly housing them there and on the site (as they evolved to doing) with the net effect being that they are un-viewable by non-U.S.An eyes.

Must be a money thing.


Difficulty - I'm in the U.S.
/well a Territory anyway
//fark it, time for work anyway :•l
 
2012-06-18 05:54:12 AM  
Well, 1300 years ago the vast majority of nuns didn't take vows just because they were feeling holy, mostly they were sent there by their parents because they were rendered un-marriageable, usually because of sexual promiscuity and its side effect, pregnancy.

So... not sure where TFA is getting the "paragons of virtue" bit, Nuns were always coontil very recently, when the alternative to joining the nunnery was no longer complete social ostracism/marrying your rapist/etc) significantly more promiscuous than the average woman at least before they were forcibly isolated from the population, and like 3/4 of medieval literature consists of jokes about it so it was hardly a huge secret there.
 
2012-06-18 06:02:36 AM  
FTA: "It shames me to speak of the bold impudence of conceit and the fine insolence of stupidity which are found both among nuns who abide under the rule of a settlement, and among the men of the Church ... With many-coloured vestments and with elegant adornments, the body is set off and the external form decked out limb by limb."

fap
 
2012-06-18 06:33:41 AM  
I got drugs in my pocket...
 
2012-06-18 06:36:51 AM  
Hate to bust ya'll's bubbles. . . but sumptuous doesn't mean what you think it means.
 
2012-06-18 07:51:54 AM  

Buffet: 404 page not found: [www.drinkingmansdiary.com image 364x400]

Whoa! I'll convert to whatever she says!! Guess what I'm prayin' for? YUM~


A giant motorboat?
 
2012-06-18 07:53:58 AM  

Solty Dog: Bad habit thread?


That's it. Done. Thread over.
 
2012-06-18 08:33:48 AM  
Oh, boy is this great?
 
2012-06-18 08:39:32 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Apos: lohphat: [www.letsgokings.com image 640x432]

Nunjuggalos?

Are those Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?


Yes, Sir. You are correct.

Formed as a service organization to promote safe sex before "AIDS" was coined.
 
2012-06-18 09:06:02 AM  
Well, Pandora's Litterbox, I didn't wake up this morning thinking I'd be masturbating to nun-spanking movies.... but here we are.
 
2012-06-18 09:36:28 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Apos: lohphat: [www.letsgokings.com image 640x432]

Nunjuggalos?

Are those Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?


Yes. Yes they are.
 
2012-06-18 09:44:11 AM  

lohphat: Bonzo_1116: Apos: lohphat: [www.letsgokings.com image 640x432]

Nunjuggalos?

Are those Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?

Yes. Yes they are.


I was always partial to the Sisters of the Worthless Miracle.
 
2012-06-18 09:44:14 AM  
It seems to me that the whole thing is Barking mad.
 
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