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2012-06-17 10:25:51 PM
28 votes:
MLK . Caught sayof Lorraine Motel that has stoped Civil Rightsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. Cronkite Says yes. Memphis Appeal Looking for bullets -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and have a dream again"
2012-06-17 10:11:13 PM
26 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Holy Kennedy!
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:32:37 PM
24 votes:
[Cool] It's easier than you think to bang a chick at Kent State
2012-06-17 10:15:04 PM
23 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Confederates surrender; Lincoln to celebrate at local theater
2012-06-17 10:10:50 PM
20 votes:
[Survey] Where do you stand on the negro problem?
2012-06-17 10:23:26 PM
19 votes:
Not news: Man shot in Texas. News: It was the guy who shot Kennedy. FARK: He got shot by a guy who owns a strip club
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:18:42 PM
18 votes:
[Photoshop] What would a moon landing look like?
2012-06-17 10:17:39 PM
18 votes:
[SPIFFY] Oral polio vaccine developed, still no cure for measles.
2012-06-17 10:40:58 PM
16 votes:
[COOL] Maple Leafs win 1967 Stanley Cup, beginning a dynasty that will surely stand for decades
2012-06-18 12:18:06 AM
15 votes:
[Sad] Malcolm (X)(X)
2012-06-17 10:23:40 PM
14 votes:
Other than that, how did you enjoy Dallas, Mrs. Kennedy?
2012-06-17 10:14:47 PM
14 votes:
[SAD] Cubs don't win World Series. This is not a repeat from 1959, 1958, 1957, ...
2012-06-17 10:28:01 PM
13 votes:
[newsflash] Reception in Dallas flips the President's lid
2012-06-18 09:17:12 AM
12 votes:
[FAIL] We've substituted one Darren's Dick for another. Let's see if Samantha notices.
2012-06-18 07:53:40 AM
11 votes:
[Newsflash] RFK RFK shot shot by by Sirhan Sirhan
2012-06-18 08:19:09 AM
10 votes:
[Politics] LBJ in White House. No, that's not Spanish for oral sex
2012-06-17 11:59:10 PM
10 votes:

Cyberchp: 433: Cyberchp: [newsflash] If you had JFK in your dead pool, step on up and collect your winnings

[newsflash] If you had RFK in your dead pool, step on up and collect your winnings

Trifecta now in play?


[NEWS FLASH] Ted Kennedy's (D-RUNK, Mass.) campaign intern goes tits up in Chappaquiddick
2012-06-17 10:30:19 PM
10 votes:
"One small step for man. One giant leap for special effects."
2012-06-17 10:22:05 PM
10 votes:
[ADVICE] Subby took the brown tab of acid. What do?
2012-06-18 08:55:20 AM
9 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Ex-Malcolm
2012-06-18 01:07:35 AM
9 votes:
[[Unlikely]] Prince Charles turns 18, and while the Queen would like him to find a wife to create an heir, he seems to be more interested in riding horses
2012-06-18 08:34:07 AM
8 votes:
LEAVE YOKO ALONE!!!!!
2012-06-18 01:23:22 AM
8 votes:
[News]RON PAUL joins USAF. RON PAUL
2012-06-18 12:46:30 AM
8 votes:
[Newsflash] Judy Garland, dead from an overdose. If she only had a brain
2012-06-18 09:06:25 AM
7 votes:
[NEWSFLASH} Montgomery Clift found dead. Early reports say he may have died of botulism after having some bad meat in the can.
2012-06-18 01:03:48 AM
7 votes:
[[Stupid]] Kennedy accidentally says he's a jelly doughnut to a West Berlin audience, which means Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr. is automatically president and JFK has to be faithful to his wife from now on
2012-06-17 11:22:17 PM
7 votes:

433: Cyberchp: [newsflash] If you had JFK in your dead pool, step on up and collect your winnings

[newsflash] If you had RFK in your dead pool, step on up and collect your winnings


Trifecta now in play?
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:31:57 PM
7 votes:
[Sad] University of Texas clocktower provides accuracy, excellent view, and excellent vantage point for rifleman
2012-06-17 10:29:55 PM
7 votes:
[Groovy] Your official Woodstock Fark Party thread
2012-06-17 10:29:17 PM
7 votes:
[WEIRD] Women demand access to birth control pills. Someone needs to tell those sluts birth control pills aren't a sammich ingredient, therefore useless.
2012-06-17 10:25:38 PM
7 votes:
Im staying at the Watergate in DC, just saw some shady looking guys go into the room across the hall, should i call security, or is it none of my business?
2012-06-17 10:22:54 PM
7 votes:
[dumbass] russia shoots a monkey into space. that's the joke.
2012-06-17 10:19:30 PM
7 votes:
[advice] I got drunk and pee'd the bed last night and now there's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear, there's my wife with a gun over there tellin me I got to beware, wat do?
2012-06-17 10:16:35 PM
7 votes:
[Survey] Which TFer/TFette is the grooviest?
2012-06-18 08:39:44 AM
6 votes:
Instead of a headline, I present a look at the TF Queue from November 22, 1963:

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot in Texas

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] There's a sale at Penney's

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot in the head

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[Boobies] Whatever happened to Bettie Page? These camera club pics will surely make you miss her

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot, being rushed to hospital

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot in Dallas

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot

[NEWS FLASH] President Kennedy shot. LGT Developing story
2012-06-18 07:30:31 AM
6 votes:
[Entertainment] Is it Dick 'n Liz or dick in Liz? Eddie Fisher would like to know.
2012-06-18 07:29:56 AM
6 votes:

Paris1127: [[Unlikely]] Star of "Bedtime for Bonzo" running for Governor of California

. No, the other one

FTFY
2012-06-18 12:56:54 AM
6 votes:
[[Sad]] Stop... Hammarskjöld
2012-06-18 12:44:26 AM
6 votes:
[[Fark Party]] Who's up for a Greenwich Village Fark Party? How's the Stonewall Inn on Christopher, Friday, June 27? Party to last all night.
2012-06-17 11:59:36 PM
6 votes:
[STUPID] NFL Champion to wipe the floor with AFL Champion in meaningless exhibition
2012-06-17 10:30:17 PM
6 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] I had a dream.
2012-06-17 10:18:09 PM
6 votes:
[Cool] TWILIGHT ZONE DISCUSSION THREAD
2012-06-18 10:11:28 AM
5 votes:
[air brush]Air brush this assassinated assassin.

www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk
2012-06-18 09:42:00 AM
5 votes:
[Interesting] Former Yardbirds guitarist Jimmy Page hires three musicians to conclude the band's commitments, then continue on. This should go over like a lead balloon.
2012-06-18 09:01:48 AM
5 votes:
[Obvious] Drew high again on the brown acid, entire politics tab deleted. Let's just be groovy to each other, ok?
2012-06-18 08:39:59 AM
5 votes:

ffish: [WEIRD] Women demand access to birth control pills. Someone needs to tell those sluts birth control pills aren't a sammich ingredient, therefore useless.


No, no, this is a 60s thread, not a 2012 thread. I know it's an easy mistake to make.
2012-06-18 04:04:08 AM
5 votes:
[Florida] Unnamed company buying up hundreds of acres of Florida swamp near Orlando. Hope they don't plan on building a castle there.
2012-06-18 01:13:34 AM
5 votes:
[Ironic] Arpanet invented. Don't ask how you've been able to read Fark before then
2012-06-18 12:58:42 AM
5 votes:
[Survey] What would be some headlines if fark was around in the 20s?
2012-06-18 12:52:12 AM
5 votes:
Who is the Zodiac ack ack ack ack ack ack ack killer? You oughta know by now.
2012-06-18 12:46:33 AM
5 votes:
[[Fark Party]] Detroit Fark Party, the bar at 12th and Clairmount, Saturday, July 22nd, to last all night. Party's gonna be so awesome only the police and national guard could shut it down... Suck it Governor Romney.
2012-06-18 12:41:41 AM
5 votes:
[Cool] The city of Cleveland is holding another fish bake on the Cuyahoga River today
2012-06-18 12:41:29 AM
5 votes:
[[Newsflash]] A SECOND FLOOR HAS BEEN INSTALLED ON THE SOUTH TOWER!!!
2012-06-18 12:40:16 AM
5 votes:
[[Obvious]] Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still alive
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 11:10:11 PM
5 votes:

Cyberchp: [newsflash] If you had JFK in your dead pool, step on up and collect your winnings


[newsflash] If you had RFK in your dead pool, step on up and collect your winnings
2012-06-17 11:06:03 PM
5 votes:
[newsflash] If you had JFK in your dead pool, step on up and collect your winnings
2012-06-17 10:34:08 PM
5 votes:
[FAIL] "Dr. No" takes in only $2,673,277 on opening weekend, proving that audiences don't want to see stupid crap about stupid British secret agents
2012-06-17 10:30:48 PM
5 votes:
[SCARY] I feel a great disturbance in the Force (whats the Force? Nevermind you'll figure it out), as if a small child was just born in Kenya that will one day bring the nation to its knees
2012-06-17 10:14:15 PM
5 votes:
Protest for War in Vietnam continues, monthly draft calls rise to ten times the average for 1965. This is bad news... for Johnson
2012-06-18 11:25:21 AM
4 votes:
I don't know what the hell a Beatle is, but there's four of them on Ed Sullivan right now
2012-06-18 10:19:03 AM
4 votes:
[Sick] Family act auditions for one of the Beach Boys. They perform gory acid-fueled mass murder to start a race war prophesied by the Beatles. The Aristocrats.
2012-06-18 09:50:17 AM
4 votes:
[silly] BBC debuts Circus show with no Circus. Cancelled and actors back on the dole in 3. 2. 1
2012-06-18 09:14:56 AM
4 votes:
Old and Busted: Traditional Christianity. The new Hotness: Small town "Reverend" Jim Jones' Peoples Temple, slowly gaining momentum in Redwood Valley, CA with hip new "apostolic socialism" concept. This should end groovy.
2012-06-18 09:11:46 AM
4 votes:
Judy Garland dead. That explains all the well-dressed bachelors crying in Subby's neighborhood
2012-06-18 08:56:52 AM
4 votes:
[Radio] Apparently, some hippy DJ's, unable to get "gigs" on regular radio, have turned to FM stations and are playing entire album sides late at night. FM? Isn't that what your grandparents listen to the opera on? Yeah, like that's gonna go anywhere. Losers.
2012-06-18 08:24:39 AM
4 votes:
[SCARY] Construction of Twin Targets begins in New York. Too soon?
2012-06-18 08:22:16 AM
4 votes:
[News] All of America blushes as Neil Armstrong utters those immortal words "Hey! I can see Uranus from here!"
2012-06-18 08:21:31 AM
4 votes:
[Video] Fappy birthday, Mr. President
2012-06-18 07:48:16 AM
4 votes:
*survey* Ginger,or Mary Ann?
2012-06-18 07:47:15 AM
4 votes:
[Weird] Tiny Tim to tie the knot with Miss Vicki on the Tonight Show; consummation of said union to take place in your imagination.
2012-06-18 06:23:00 AM
4 votes:
[FARK PARTY] is at a dairy farm in the Catskills near the hamlet of White Lake in the town of Bethel, New York, from August 15 to August 18
2012-06-18 04:27:18 AM
4 votes:
[Entertainment] Gene Roddenberry gets the greenlight for a new TV series called "Star Trek". Variety predicts it "won't work" and called it "an incredible and dreary mess of confusion and complexities". I'll be surprised if it lasts an entire season
2012-06-18 01:45:03 AM
4 votes:
[SAD] Network censors require Jeannie's costume cover her navel so we don't see any part of the Garden of Eden.
2012-06-18 12:52:15 AM
4 votes:
[News Flash] HOLY SH*T! Man Walks on the f*cking moon!

//shamelessly stolen from The Onion
2012-06-18 12:26:36 AM
4 votes:
[Unlikely]Kenyan-born baby "mistakenly" given Hawiian birth certificate.
2012-06-18 12:16:14 AM
4 votes:
[Politics] Really, who bangs a shoe on a desk?
2012-06-17 11:57:12 PM
4 votes:
[scary] Houston, we have a problem
2012-06-17 10:25:10 PM
4 votes:
Old and busted: Getting drunk before the sockhop, getting to second base. New Hottness: Dropping brown acid and having sex with hairy women in a mudfield, with a few hundred thousand of your closest friends.
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:21:54 PM
4 votes:
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
[NEWS FLASH] Duck and cover
2012-06-17 10:10:38 PM
4 votes:
[IRONIC] man responsible for the removal of the explosive bolt removal from all capsules DIAF after they could not open the hatch door
2012-06-18 06:37:41 PM
3 votes:
[ sad ] Jayne Mansfield goes topless
2012-06-18 11:38:09 AM
3 votes:
[Asinine] Watching the Jets game, now it's Heidi. WTF? Anyone know what the score is?
2012-06-18 10:24:39 AM
3 votes:
[NEWS] Greek economy in disarray, coup imminent. No, this is not a repost from the past OR future.
2012-06-18 09:54:55 AM
3 votes:
(some Lawrence Welk) [TELEVISION] Hulabaloo, Shindig, or Sing Along with Mitch, where do you think the future of music on television is heading?
2012-06-18 09:39:53 AM
3 votes:
[spiffy] - Penn State hires Joe Paterno as head coach. This should end well.
2012-06-18 09:29:58 AM
3 votes:
[FLORIDA] Acid-addled rock "singer" unzips on stage, jailarity ensues.
2012-06-18 09:26:02 AM
3 votes:
[VIDEO] Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Rowan & Martin's FARK TV!
2012-06-18 09:16:14 AM
3 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Betty Grable has a Baby Girl. Great Things Predicted in her Future.
2012-06-18 09:12:37 AM
3 votes:
[Newsflash] Several hundred thousand negroes take over the Mall. This is why subby's wife goes shopping in the suburbs now
2012-06-18 09:04:32 AM
3 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Dallas police allow local titty-bar owner into Oswald perp walk. What could go wrong?
2012-06-18 09:04:27 AM
3 votes:
sarcastro.files.wordpress.com

"Hey, Ike! I told the voters I would get us out of Vietnam!"
2012-06-18 08:54:07 AM
3 votes:
[Sports] Cassius Clay says his name is now "Muhammad Ali". Yeah, and if my grandma had a pecker, she'd be my grandpa, Cassius.
2012-06-18 08:30:01 AM
3 votes:

Boudica's War Tampon: [Politics] LBJ in White House. No, that's not Spanish for oral sex


U o me 1 typewriter!!!!
2012-06-18 08:29:23 AM
3 votes:
12 reasons ditto machines will never become obsolete
2012-06-18 08:29:14 AM
3 votes:
[Dumbass] Bizarre love affair discovered between 27 year-old teacher and 15 year-old student, after mother discovers hundreds of pages from school phone on son's beeper.
2012-06-18 08:02:55 AM
3 votes:
[Newsflash] Election results: It's Nixon, you dolt
2012-06-18 07:55:56 AM
3 votes:
[Newsflash] Best Vietnam to Worst Vietnam: Tet this
2012-06-18 07:50:49 AM
3 votes:
Enterprise completes 5-year mission 2 years early, Shatner heads back to Canada, obscurity.
2012-06-18 07:41:44 AM
3 votes:
Lennon: We are greater than Jeebus! Fans: WTF? Church: Wharrrrgarbl!111!!!!1 Zombie Jeebus: "Brains!"
2012-06-18 07:35:30 AM
3 votes:
[NEWS FLASH] The light at the end of the tunnel goes Tets Up in 'Nam.
2012-06-18 07:19:57 AM
3 votes:
[Entertainment] Rock Hudson and Johnny Mathis dish on life as a confirmed bachelor.
2012-06-18 06:49:52 AM
3 votes:
A gallon of gasoline costs 30 cents, when it hits 35 cents subby is taking the bus
2012-06-18 06:36:49 AM
3 votes:
[COOL] 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
2012-06-18 06:16:39 AM
3 votes:
Playboy introduces pubic hair for first time: Gillette introduces razor for women for first time
2012-06-18 03:08:04 AM
3 votes:
[Dumbass] A dead whale washes up on an Oregon beach. The DOT promptly a) buries it in the sand b) tows it back out to sea or c) blow it up? With video

/Yeah, I know it was 1970, but technically that's the last year of the decade.
2012-06-18 01:54:16 AM
3 votes:
[Newsflash] Cleveland Browns win their 4th NFL Championship, ensuring a dynasty for years to come
2012-06-18 12:52:53 AM
3 votes:
[[Unlikely]] Star of "Bedtime for Bonzo" running for Governor of California
2012-06-18 12:34:24 AM
3 votes:
[[Newsflash]] Johnson offers North Vietnam a sincere Tonkin of his gratitude
2012-06-18 12:34:15 AM
3 votes:
[Entertainment] Charleton Heston caught on film kissing an ape
2012-06-18 12:24:36 AM
3 votes:
Let's all just jump up and down on poor HawgWild!

i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-06-18 12:23:39 AM
3 votes:
[Ironic] Val Kilmer forgets to change the lyrics to "Light My Fire" on the Ed Sullivan show
2012-06-18 12:12:39 AM
3 votes:
[Sports] 61*
2012-06-18 12:09:40 AM
3 votes:
[COOL] World's longest suspension bridge opens, making it even easier for trash to reach Staten Island
2012-06-17 11:55:47 PM
3 votes:
[Sports] Down goes Frazier (and Subby's mom)
2012-06-17 11:55:17 PM
3 votes:
1962: [FAIL] Historic LOL Mets
1963: [FAIL] LOL Mets
1964: [FAIL] LOL Mets
1965: [FAIL] LOL Mets
1966: [FAIL] LOL Mets
1967: [FAIL] LOL Mets
1968: [FAIL] LOL Mets
1969: [NEWS FLASH] And lo the seventh seal was broken
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:17:13 PM
3 votes:
[News Flash] No one cares, you hippie
2012-06-18 01:50:38 PM
2 votes:
[WEIRD] Apparently we're planning to educate our children by sticking someone's hand up a puppet's ass and singing about a rubber duckie on TV. Your tax dollars at work.
2012-06-18 12:29:22 PM
2 votes:
[Asinine] More proof that the BBC has run out of ideas: Old aliens with medical degrees traveling around in police phone booths. FARK: Writers too lazy to name main character.
2012-06-18 12:04:03 PM
2 votes:
[Cool] What new home decor items will become timeless classics? If you picked green shag carpet and avocado appliances come collect your prize!
2012-06-18 11:51:08 AM
2 votes:
[Cool] Will Dr. Kimble finally catch up to the one-armed man? Will Lt. Gerard put the wrong man back behind bars? Does Winston really taste good like a cigarette should? It's your "The Fugitive" finale discussion thread.
2012-06-18 11:27:39 AM
2 votes:
[FAIL] A prime time cartoon? About a Stone Age family? This "Flintstones" disaster will never last - "Yabba Dabba Do" Indeed
2012-06-18 10:57:33 AM
2 votes:
[Interesting] We've pulled "Amos and Andy" from syndication and replaced it with something called "Star Trek". Let's see if anyone notices.
2012-06-18 10:49:43 AM
2 votes:
[Weird] Drew Curtis controls the work day of millions of slackers from his father's testicles
2012-06-18 10:47:57 AM
2 votes:

But Wait There's More: [NEWSFLASH] Confederates surrender; Lincoln to celebrate at local theater


0.0..............=.= I see what you did there..
2012-06-18 10:30:19 AM
2 votes:
[COOL] They're coming to get you, Barbara!
2012-06-18 10:18:06 AM
2 votes:
[Dumbass] Hippies going to have big concert in the middle of nowhere upstate NY. Somplace called Wood something. Dosent look like anyone will show.
2012-06-18 10:06:47 AM
2 votes:
[Scary] Cleveland is on fire. Okay, just the river. But still.
2012-06-18 09:54:08 AM
2 votes:
Hankie Fest: [NEWSFLASH] Holy Kennedy!

[newsflash] Holy Kennedy! this is not a repeat from 1963
2012-06-18 09:34:19 AM
2 votes:
[Ironic] Clap? Crabs? Pfft. My favorite STD is so obscure you probably haven't heard of it yet. HIV is far out out, baby.
2012-06-18 09:22:51 AM
2 votes:
[Florida] Man stays home with kids while wife goes to work
2012-06-18 09:15:12 AM
2 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] That's no moon. It's a television studio in the desert.
2012-06-18 09:10:17 AM
2 votes:
[PSA] Eggs are good for you
[PSA] Eggs are bad for you
2012-06-18 08:57:41 AM
2 votes:
[Spiffy] Little yellow man publishes little red book.
2012-06-18 08:56:29 AM
2 votes:
[OBVIOUS] New Yardbirds to go down like a lead balloon
2012-06-18 08:50:10 AM
2 votes:
[Unlikely] Scientists say new ice age is on the way.
2012-06-18 08:49:12 AM
2 votes:
[Sports] NFL and AFL Champions to face each other at the end of their seasons. Yeah, like anyone will watch that.
2012-06-18 08:46:42 AM
2 votes:

Point02GPA: Boudica's War Tampon: [Politics] LBJ in White House. No, that's not Spanish for oral sex

U o me 1 typewriter!!!!


Thank you so much for the free TotalFark!

Sorry about the typewriter. I hear two guys in California are working on some sort of new typewriter in their garage.

Thanks again for the gift!
2012-06-18 08:36:18 AM
2 votes:
[SCARY] Pro tip: When murdering student nurses, don't lose count
2012-06-18 08:35:17 AM
2 votes:
[News] How will '69 end up? Scientists say "heads or tails"
2012-06-18 08:34:49 AM
2 votes:
[Spiffy] LBJ signs new Medicare law. You don't have to pay for Grandma's health care and your grandkids with pay for yours.
2012-06-18 07:55:18 AM
2 votes:
[Hero] OJ Simpson cuts through and dramatically kills in LA shocker
2012-06-18 07:54:36 AM
2 votes:
[Photoshop] J. Edgar Hoover and aide Clyde Tolson enjoying a day together
2012-06-18 07:47:14 AM
2 votes:
[POLITICS] We swapped Ted Kennedy's regular drive for one on Chappaquiddik. Let's see what happens ...
2012-06-18 07:32:57 AM
2 votes:
[Politics] Chicago Police take batting practice on filthy, stinking, socialist Hippie scum.
2012-06-18 07:25:48 AM
2 votes:
[NEWS FLASH] Boop-boop-be-doo *Plop*.
2012-06-18 07:23:01 AM
2 votes:
[Obvious] Duke Sucks
2012-06-18 06:51:48 AM
2 votes:
Expert claims that nuclear power generated electricity will be so cheap that power companies may not bill customers for it.
2012-06-18 06:43:12 AM
2 votes:
hey guys check out my new Corvair it must really be a safe car if it is Motor Trend's Car of the Year for 1960.
2012-06-18 06:36:56 AM
2 votes:
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, Frito Bandito found in love triangle with Cap't Crunch and Aunt Jemima.
2012-06-18 06:25:42 AM
2 votes:

Dr. Mojo PhD: [Fail] Chiral confusion helps make Flipper a reality. Your baby wants feet.

(Please ignore the fact that Flipper debuted in '63 and thalidomide was withdrawn in '61).


[SAD] How is babby deformed?
2012-06-18 06:25:37 AM
2 votes:
img1.fark.net FCC Chairman Newton Minow: "Television is a vast wasteland."
2012-06-18 05:50:53 AM
2 votes:
[Cool] Tune in, turn on, drop ou---
2012-06-18 03:59:22 AM
2 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Fire reported to be spreading in Rome. And who's that fiddling?

/hey it doesn't say which 60s
2012-06-18 01:24:47 AM
2 votes:
[Survey] Are the Beatles bigger than God?
2012-06-18 01:16:38 AM
2 votes:
[ADVICE] I just started dating this girl that believes women should have a say in government, deserve to be treated equally at work, and can contribute more to society than just staying home and raising children. WAT DO
2012-06-18 01:16:03 AM
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: [NEWS] Those of you whose husband didn't just get assassinated by a bullet to the head, step forward. Not so fast, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.


She wasnt married to Onassis when JFK was shot.
2012-06-18 01:14:04 AM
2 votes:
[NEWS] Those of you whose husband didn't just get assassinated by a bullet to the head, step forward. Not so fast, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
2012-06-18 12:59:42 AM
2 votes:
[[Scary]] Two massive earthquakes stir Chile
2012-06-18 12:29:25 AM
2 votes:
[Politics] Nixon elected President. You'll get over it
2012-06-18 12:07:32 AM
2 votes:
[Follow Up] Kennedy speaks at a South Vietnam press conference: its a bit drafty here
2012-06-17 10:49:02 PM
2 votes:
[SAD] Former Veep loses governor's race & withdraws from politics. Too bad we won't have Nixon to kick around anymore
2012-06-17 10:24:56 PM
2 votes:
[Dumbass] Dylan plugs in guitar at music festival. Bad move, Bob. Should have stuck with folk
2012-06-17 10:21:10 PM
2 votes:
We had sex six times already, but he' isn't sure if we should start dating DIT
2012-06-17 10:19:57 PM
2 votes:
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
2012-06-17 10:17:27 PM
2 votes:
[Survey] What's with that skinny Twiggy girl? Is this going to be a trend in the future?
2012-06-17 10:15:51 PM
2 votes:
Or, this one

[Obvious] Souther voters are fleeing the Democratic party for the Republican party, the same party that was responsible for defeating the south in the civil war
2012-06-17 10:15:19 PM
2 votes:
"Nine of my cats just pooped. What should I do?"
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:13:05 PM
2 votes:
[SAD] Altamont asshat totally ruins the vibe foverevar
2012-06-19 04:03:44 AM
1 votes:
Newsflash: Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy is single.
2012-06-18 04:59:58 PM
1 votes:
[Sports] Hornung gambling suspension gives Bears NFL title. Bears still suck.
2012-06-18 04:45:59 PM
1 votes:

gito: Cyno01: PacManDreaming: Cyno01: Im staying at the Watergate in DC, just saw some shady looking guys go into the room across the hall, should i call security, or is it none of my business?

You should call the correct decade.

Bah, theres a reason i dropped out as a history major.

The correct answer is 1972.

//did complete history degree


CSB time: my Dad was staying at the hotel across the street from Watergate on the night of the burglary.
/CSB
//told my history teacher this, teacher asks if my Dad was Forrest Gump...
2012-06-18 04:08:12 PM
1 votes:
[CATURDAY] Acoustic Kitty is listening to the Commies..bring gooshy fud
2012-06-18 03:14:40 PM
1 votes:
[GROOVY] FARK.COM, in an effort to maintain and increase its dwindling subscriber base, adds BOOBIES tab. This should end well...
2012-06-18 02:48:37 PM
1 votes:
[Newsflash] Ho Chi Minh dead. Nixon aides arranging Mission Accomplished banner.
2012-06-18 02:41:29 PM
1 votes:
[OBVIOUS] With Man Finally Having Landed on the Moon, Flying Cars Are Just Around The Corner
2012-06-18 01:45:18 PM
1 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Ernesto "Che" Guevara captured and executed by the Bolivian army, meaning that's the last we'll have to see of him.
2012-06-18 12:24:58 PM
1 votes:
[ironic] A Story involving the French and Surrendering where the French aren't the ones doing the surrendering. I for one would like to welcome William Duke of Normandy.

yeah kicking it OLD school all 1060's style
2012-06-18 12:17:07 PM
1 votes:
[Scary] Russian nuclear missiles photoshopped of the coast of Cuba
2012-06-18 12:06:43 PM
1 votes:
Mr_Ectomy: indarwinsshadow: Oldiron_79: [Newsflash] France Surrenders Canada!

Close. You're only off by 200 years. Nice try though.

Did the headline state the "1960s"?


Thanks for taking care of my light work.
2012-06-18 12:05:08 PM
1 votes:
[Misc] Past headlines written using anachronistic memes, Dick Romeo reports.
2012-06-18 11:59:50 AM
1 votes:
[Stiffy] Hendrix wakes up concert goers by playing Star-Spangled Banner. Concert goers show proper respect with early morning Woodstock.
2012-06-18 11:42:40 AM
1 votes:
OBVIOUS it's to help u get a job says "richard m nixon" as he founds the DEA
2012-06-18 11:40:00 AM
1 votes:
[ OBVIOUS ] Let's see... Civil Rights Act, Medicare, progress on women's and homosexual's rights, awesome music, landing on the frickin' MOON! -- and we're about to get the EPA and OSHA -- it's hard to imagine the amazing intellectual, cultural and scientific advances, selfless social progressivism and even-greater national prosperity that will be seen in our great nation as the vast numbers of our WWII veterans' kids take the country's reins one day and continue our advancement. USA! USA! USA!

[ Follow-up ] Some joker claiming to be from the future just told me that the they're called "Boomers," and they pissed it all away on granite counter tops, vacations, plastic surgery and tax cuts? And they want to ban gay marriage, roll back womens rights, demonize immigrants (again), eliminate Medicare and Social Security, and do all they can to eliminate progressive taxation altogether? Yeah, like that's going to happen. That's as likely as Senator Bush's AWOL cokehead grandson getting elected dog-catcher!

/ I know, too long... but maybe Fark was more erudite in the 60s
2012-06-18 11:29:39 AM
1 votes:
Average baseball player salary tops $20,000. Owners: If this keeps up, we'll never make any money.
2012-06-18 11:25:20 AM
1 votes:
[newsflash] subby has his junk caught in a folding chair. Will he ever learn?
2012-06-18 11:22:07 AM
1 votes:
[SOME ATTENTION WHORE] Just in time for Caturday ... Kitty Genovese releases new hit - Shout!
2012-06-18 10:49:42 AM
1 votes:
[WHAT?] Dude, like, whoa, like, you know, dude, huh? (DIT)
2012-06-18 10:48:20 AM
1 votes:
[SPIFFY] Old and Busted: negro rights. New Hotness: homosexual rights
2012-06-18 10:45:10 AM
1 votes:
If you remember this headline, you weren't really there.
2012-06-18 10:31:28 AM
1 votes:
[Cool] Subby will be in Hue during Tet new year. Anyone know where we can have a Fark party?
2012-06-18 10:25:57 AM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: Oldiron_79: [Newsflash] France Surrenders Canada!

Close. You're only off by 200 years. Nice try though.


Did the headline state the "1960s"?
2012-06-18 10:20:04 AM
1 votes:
[Interesting] Do the recent "westerns" by Italian film director Sergio Leone look familiar? Maybe if you're Japanese.
2012-06-18 10:13:18 AM
1 votes:
[Obvious] Parents outraged at new Beatle haircuts, rock and roll music.
2012-06-18 10:03:25 AM
1 votes:
[[Politics]] 13 Southern states vow to protect the sanctity of marriage. How Loving
2012-06-18 10:02:06 AM
1 votes:
(SCARY) Beatles White Album inspires movie ranch commune of flower children to get a little stabby.
2012-06-18 09:49:17 AM
1 votes:
[Interesting] Hey ya, polaroid invents the instant picture. Amateur pornographers rejoice. Shake it, shake it!
2012-06-18 09:40:01 AM
1 votes:
[cool] Fark Atheists! Come together and express yourselves logically and amicably in a new and open age (0)
2012-06-18 09:30:27 AM
1 votes:
[Obvious] Companies expect to lose $50 in lost productivity due to Super Bowl related activity.
2012-06-18 09:24:25 AM
1 votes:
[News] Rush Limbaugh ineligible for Vietnam draft. That's a pilonidal of bullshiat
2012-06-18 09:23:00 AM
1 votes:
[Spiffy] Defense Department debuts ARPANET. "It's a revolutionary new series of tubes"
2012-06-18 09:20:44 AM
1 votes:
[News] Muhammad Ali refuses to fight in Vietnam. "I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong... No Viet Cong ever called me an attractive and successful African-American."
2012-06-18 09:20:01 AM
1 votes:
[NEWSFLASH!!]Neil Armstrong walks on a soundstage on Mars
2012-06-18 09:19:21 AM
1 votes:
[SURVEY] Many young men are getting married and having children in order to avoid the draft. When asked why, 19-year old Richard "Dick" Cheney replied, "I have other priorities"
2012-06-18 09:18:05 AM
1 votes:
SPORTS Packers as expected rout Chiefs in Super Bowl, showing no one will care about this game in the future.
2012-06-18 09:03:29 AM
1 votes:
[Radio] "1910 Fruitgum Company" in heavy rotation on AM Top 40 playlists, new category "Bubblegum" is called the "Future of Music" by knowledgeable industry insiders. Fruitgum.
2012-06-18 08:49:45 AM
1 votes:
[NotTheNews] From The Harvard Psilocybin Project: "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather."

Yeah, I know, Bill Hicks, etc
2012-06-18 08:46:11 AM
1 votes:
[Fail} New Generation of liberated women are burning their bras, don't know the meaning of the word "impossible", also "gravity" apparently has slipped by them too.
2012-06-18 08:45:14 AM
1 votes:
Genie shows bellybutton on TV, AFA calls for boycott.
2012-06-18 08:42:42 AM
1 votes:
[Sick] Soldiers touch My Lai villagers' hearts and minds
2012-06-18 08:33:30 AM
1 votes:
[BOOBIES] Silly girls..
Burning your bras won't accomplish anything. Subby will be in his bunk.
2012-06-18 08:30:42 AM
1 votes:
[News] American military celebrate victory at Vietnam's Ia Drang valley. Casualties for the battle listed as 3 stubbed American toes and 2.3 million VC and PAVN killed
2012-06-18 08:24:17 AM
1 votes:
[News] Rodney King born? That's a beatin'
2012-06-18 08:11:03 AM
1 votes:
[Obvious] Your tax dollars at work: Warren Commission finds that Oswald shot Kennedy
2012-06-18 08:10:55 AM
1 votes:
[Advice] I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help. (Details In thread)
2012-06-18 08:10:43 AM
1 votes:
Subby's mother discovers free love in the commune.
2012-06-18 08:10:38 AM
1 votes:
Warren Commission will settle this once and for all
2012-06-18 08:08:02 AM
1 votes:
OMG! It was a COOK BOOK! ROFL! ZOMBWTF???!!!1!
2012-06-18 07:54:46 AM
1 votes:
[ Furveyeth ] Proper King George Loyalist, or filthy treasonous hippy liberal intellectual-elite scum?

[ NEWSFLASH ] Sherman and his friends take a long walk to the shore. Duke sucks.

[ Obvious ] Ford launches sure to be short-lived "Mustang." Two doors. No v8. Lame.

[ Cool ] Chinese crew returns safely from Mars. Meanwhile, US students continue to wonder what the big deal is about landing on a candy bar in the first place.
2012-06-18 07:50:55 AM
1 votes:
Senator's son Al Gore returns from Viet Nam: "I want to take the initiative that will create the Internet." LOL Wait what?
2012-06-18 07:48:18 AM
1 votes:
Warren Commision makes it official: JFK shot by lone gunman. A face palm for every tin foil hat reported.
2012-06-18 07:47:49 AM
1 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Richard Speck goes to nursing school.
2012-06-18 07:41:23 AM
1 votes:
[ENTERTAINMENT] Diane Linkletter's latest Come Fly With Me is a hit.
2012-06-18 07:38:14 AM
1 votes:
[Interesting] Kenyan babby moves to Hawaii and buys forged birf certifcat.
2012-06-18 07:37:08 AM
1 votes:
[PHOTOSHOP] Mama Cass just ordered a sammich.
2012-06-18 07:28:25 AM
1 votes:
[stupid] More and more shows being broadcast in color. Subby refuses to buy into this silly fad. B&W forever

or...

[cool] OMG, subby's new Thunderbird comes with an 8-track tape deck. Greatest. Thing. EVER
2012-06-18 06:54:46 AM
1 votes:
[amusing] Jets win Superbowl, pretend it matters.
2012-06-18 06:46:00 AM
1 votes:
Ted: I didn't know Oldsmobile's couldn't float. Mary Jo NOT impressed.

/hey, 2 outta 3 aint' bad!
2012-06-18 06:37:50 AM
1 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Inferno engulfs Circus Maximus, Rome. Emperor Nero last seen fiddling with his lyre.


/This is bad news... for Nero.
2012-06-18 06:34:37 AM
1 votes:
Photoshop Theme Elvis at 40.
2012-06-18 06:34:12 AM
1 votes:
[Dumbass] Ted Kennedy, "Mary Jo who?"
2012-06-18 06:20:48 AM
1 votes:
[Walken] ...Who?
2012-06-18 06:05:34 AM
1 votes:
(Airbrush) Airbrush this happy hippie chick.
2012-06-18 05:56:28 AM
1 votes:
ADVICE - My MIL says I shouldn't be drinking and smoking during pregnancy. My doctor said it will help me relax. Wat do?
2012-06-18 05:21:46 AM
1 votes:
[Groovy] New contraceptive Enovid is now available to married women, including Subby's mom.

/assumed "Groovy" would have preceded "Spiffy."
2012-06-18 04:18:43 AM
1 votes:
[NEWSFLASH] Khaaaaan!
433 [TotalFark]
2012-06-18 01:34:46 AM
1 votes:
[PLUG] The new 1964 Chevrolet Impala will never go out of style
2012-06-18 12:54:59 AM
1 votes:
[[Newsflash]] With all the deadly creatures living in Australia, you wouldn't think it would be water that kills the prime minister...
2012-06-18 12:51:46 AM
1 votes:
[News] Paint it black: Brian Jones passes away
2012-06-18 12:46:26 AM
1 votes:
[Obvious]NASA FAKES MOON LANDING
2012-06-18 12:36:53 AM
1 votes:
[[Stupid]] Black man who did absolutely nothing to deserve one wins a Nobel Peace Prize
2012-06-18 12:28:03 AM
1 votes:

skinink: [Sports] 61*


i.qkme.me
2012-06-18 12:27:42 AM
1 votes:
[Entertainment] Movie about a murderous transvestite with mother issues is number one at the box office
2012-06-18 12:00:55 AM
1 votes:

cman: HawgWild: [scary] Houston, we have a problem

Thats from the 70s


Oh, right.

Well, then ... uh ...

[sad] BOOM! HEADSHOT
2012-06-17 11:58:01 PM
1 votes:

Cyno01: Im staying at the Watergate in DC, just saw some shady looking guys go into the room across the hall, should i call security, or is it none of my business?


You should call the correct decade.
2012-06-17 11:56:37 PM
1 votes:

433: [Sad] University of Texas clocktower provides accuracy, excellent view, and excellent vantage point for rifleman


Made this for a Photoshop contest about inappropriate products spokespeople:

i.imgur.com
2012-06-17 11:45:55 PM
1 votes:
[SILLY] They want us to think a man made it to the moon.

//Also, the oblig "green really" comment.
2012-06-17 10:34:38 PM
1 votes:
[STUPID] Beatles announce this tour was their last, plan to only do studio albums from now on, and their watch says 14:59 but why do you ask?
2012-06-17 10:25:47 PM
1 votes:
Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
2012-06-17 10:21:25 PM
1 votes:
Stones Beatles. Discuss.
2012-06-17 10:20:04 PM
1 votes:
[SCARY] Cuban Missile Crisis News Flash (and possibly, real bomb) shelter
2012-06-17 10:19:34 PM
1 votes:
[NEWS] Top aide to President Johnson takes job with MPAA, vows not to kill off television while laughing into handkerchief made out of $100s.
2012-06-17 10:11:13 PM
1 votes:

cman: [IRONIC] man responsible for the removal of the explosive bolts from all capsules DIAF after he could not open the hatch door


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