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2012-06-18 10:06:47 AM
[Scary] Cleveland is on fire. Okay, just the river. But still.
 
2012-06-18 10:11:28 AM
[air brush]Air brush this assassinated assassin.

www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk
 
2012-06-18 10:13:07 AM
[AMUSING] Nikita Khrushchev Demonstrates New Soviet Shoe Phone to UN General Assembly. Malfunction Causes Frustrated Soviet President to Band Phone on Lectern.
 
2012-06-18 10:13:18 AM
[Obvious] Parents outraged at new Beatle haircuts, rock and roll music.
 
2012-06-18 10:14:23 AM
[Newsflash] France Surrenders Canada!
 
2012-06-18 10:14:35 AM
You drive your date over a bridge and into a lake. Do you 1. Tell police she tried to committ suicide or 2. Tell the police the truth?
 
2012-06-18 10:17:14 AM
[NEWSFLASH ] President Kennedy killed by controlled car demolition engineered by a cabal of Cubans, Israeli Mossad, CIA operatives, the Illuminati, the RAND Corporation, PBS, NPR and a Kenyan pretending to be US citizen, Wake up Sheeple!!!]
 
2012-06-18 10:18:06 AM
[Dumbass] Hippies going to have big concert in the middle of nowhere upstate NY. Somplace called Wood something. Dosent look like anyone will show.
 
2012-06-18 10:18:50 AM
"Assault charges brought against dad who cut off his son's ears with his ponytail."
 
2012-06-18 10:19:03 AM
[Sick] Family act auditions for one of the Beach Boys. They perform gory acid-fueled mass murder to start a race war prophesied by the Beatles. The Aristocrats.
 
2012-06-18 10:20:04 AM
[Interesting] Do the recent "westerns" by Italian film director Sergio Leone look familiar? Maybe if you're Japanese.
 
2012-06-18 10:21:39 AM

Oldiron_79: [Newsflash] France Surrenders Canada!


Close. You're only off by 200 years. Nice try though.
 
2012-06-18 10:24:39 AM
[NEWS] Greek economy in disarray, coup imminent. No, this is not a repost from the past OR future.
 
2012-06-18 10:25:57 AM

indarwinsshadow: Oldiron_79: [Newsflash] France Surrenders Canada!

Close. You're only off by 200 years. Nice try though.


Did the headline state the "1960s"?
 
2012-06-18 10:30:19 AM
[COOL] They're coming to get you, Barbara!
 
2012-06-18 10:31:28 AM
[Cool] Subby will be in Hue during Tet new year. Anyone know where we can have a Fark party?
 
2012-06-18 10:33:12 AM
[ASININE] Woman dies in Kennedy car. This is not a repeat from 1963.
 
2012-06-18 10:34:06 AM

FreakinB: [COOL] World's longest suspension bridge opens, making it even easier for trash to reach Staten Island


the "Guinea Gangplank"!
 
2012-06-18 10:34:32 AM

HawgWild: Let's all just jump up and down on poor HawgWild!

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[HERO] Farker unfrozen in 1990s, uses time machine to return to 60s with knowledge of future events. Wants us to think there were a couple of successful lunar landings and then a failed one. Pass the acid, man
 
2012-06-18 10:42:55 AM
{WEIRD} British advertising exec's foot sheared off by riding mower in Madison Ave. building. No more golf for him.
 
2012-06-18 10:45:10 AM
If you remember this headline, you weren't really there.
 
2012-06-18 10:47:57 AM

But Wait There's More: [NEWSFLASH] Confederates surrender; Lincoln to celebrate at local theater


0.0..............=.= I see what you did there..
 
2012-06-18 10:48:20 AM
[SPIFFY] Old and Busted: negro rights. New Hotness: homosexual rights
 
2012-06-18 10:49:42 AM
[WHAT?] Dude, like, whoa, like, you know, dude, huh? (DIT)
 
2012-06-18 10:49:43 AM
[Weird] Drew Curtis controls the work day of millions of slackers from his father's testicles
 
2012-06-18 10:57:33 AM
[Interesting] We've pulled "Amos and Andy" from syndication and replaced it with something called "Star Trek". Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2012-06-18 11:04:00 AM
[fOObies] First shots of Julie Newmar as Catwoman. Rowr.

[news flash] Big Screen Catwoman: Lee Meriwether. Mrraowww.

[Sad] Eartha Kitt takes over as Catwoman. Hissssss.
 
2012-06-18 11:04:36 AM
[Cool] Nifty little sci-fi film from CA student posted on youtube. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_Labyrinth:_THX_1138_4EB. Kind of cool sci-fi... can you imagine a future world where everyone is constantly tracked and monitored, and even things like what movies you watch and what restaurants you visit all go into some giant electronic index somewhere? Scary stuff, huh? Anyway, hope this guy manages to fulfill his dream and become a movie producer, though most likely, he'll just get devoured by the Hollywood hacks.
 
2012-06-18 11:22:07 AM
[SOME ATTENTION WHORE] Just in time for Caturday ... Kitty Genovese releases new hit - Shout!
 
2012-06-18 11:22:30 AM
Long-anticipated flying cars appear to be just around the corner.
 
2012-06-18 11:25:20 AM
[newsflash] subby has his junk caught in a folding chair. Will he ever learn?
 
2012-06-18 11:25:21 AM
I don't know what the hell a Beatle is, but there's four of them on Ed Sullivan right now
 
2012-06-18 11:27:39 AM
[FAIL] A prime time cartoon? About a Stone Age family? This "Flintstones" disaster will never last - "Yabba Dabba Do" Indeed
 
2012-06-18 11:29:39 AM
Average baseball player salary tops $20,000. Owners: If this keeps up, we'll never make any money.
 
2012-06-18 11:33:45 AM
[News Notice] Nurembergers: "Air-to-air UFO combat is real. We saw it. Then a big triangle, a crash and smoke just outside the city." Other Germans: "Shuh right, it was a street light." Nurembergers: "But electricity won't be understood for another century." Other Germans: "OK then, it was photoshopped"
 
2012-06-18 11:35:02 AM
[NEWS] Seven Years' War ends. Fark: Actually lasts 7 years

[MUSIC] Controversy abound as publisher of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" sued by composers of "Ba Ba Black Sheep" and "The Alphabet Song" for copyright infringement

[WEIRD] France surrenders conquers Corcisa

[OBVIOUS] No, the Catholic Church's sudden abandonment of their religious objection to lightning rod has nothing to do with a church being hit,starting a fire, setting off kegs of gunpowder
 
2012-06-18 11:38:09 AM
[Asinine] Watching the Jets game, now it's Heidi. WTF? Anyone know what the score is?
 
2012-06-18 11:40:00 AM
[ OBVIOUS ] Let's see... Civil Rights Act, Medicare, progress on women's and homosexual's rights, awesome music, landing on the frickin' MOON! -- and we're about to get the EPA and OSHA -- it's hard to imagine the amazing intellectual, cultural and scientific advances, selfless social progressivism and even-greater national prosperity that will be seen in our great nation as the vast numbers of our WWII veterans' kids take the country's reins one day and continue our advancement. USA! USA! USA!

[ Follow-up ] Some joker claiming to be from the future just told me that the they're called "Boomers," and they pissed it all away on granite counter tops, vacations, plastic surgery and tax cuts? And they want to ban gay marriage, roll back womens rights, demonize immigrants (again), eliminate Medicare and Social Security, and do all they can to eliminate progressive taxation altogether? Yeah, like that's going to happen. That's as likely as Senator Bush's AWOL cokehead grandson getting elected dog-catcher!

/ I know, too long... but maybe Fark was more erudite in the 60s
 
2012-06-18 11:40:43 AM
[Follow Up] ...and on the seventh day they rested.

(6 Day War)
 
2012-06-18 11:42:40 AM
OBVIOUS it's to help u get a job says "richard m nixon" as he founds the DEA
 
2012-06-18 11:49:52 AM
[Florida] This new "Cuban" sammich is delicious. Thanks, Castro!
 
2012-06-18 11:51:08 AM
[Cool] Will Dr. Kimble finally catch up to the one-armed man? Will Lt. Gerard put the wrong man back behind bars? Does Winston really taste good like a cigarette should? It's your "The Fugitive" finale discussion thread.
 
2012-06-18 11:59:50 AM
[Stiffy] Hendrix wakes up concert goers by playing Star-Spangled Banner. Concert goers show proper respect with early morning Woodstock.
 
2012-06-18 12:04:03 PM
[Cool] What new home decor items will become timeless classics? If you picked green shag carpet and avocado appliances come collect your prize!
 
2012-06-18 12:05:08 PM
[Misc] Past headlines written using anachronistic memes, Dick Romeo reports.
 
2012-06-18 12:06:43 PM
Mr_Ectomy: indarwinsshadow: Oldiron_79: [Newsflash] France Surrenders Canada!

Close. You're only off by 200 years. Nice try though.

Did the headline state the "1960s"?


Thanks for taking care of my light work.
 
2012-06-18 12:17:07 PM
[Scary] Russian nuclear missiles photoshopped of the coast of Cuba
 
2012-06-18 12:18:25 PM
[INTERESTING] Small group of military advisors assisting in county majority of Americans unable to find on map
 
2012-06-18 12:19:04 PM
[Kinescope] This week, FARK debuts it's new segment the SHMHC with a band that is the definition of "heavy metal" Here's Blue Cheer with "Summertime Blues"
 
2012-06-18 12:21:49 PM
Duke sucks
 
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