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(Daily Mail)   Healthiest. Meal. EVER   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 215
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2012-06-17 09:03:46 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-17 09:05:32 PM  
991.com
 
2012-06-17 09:19:20 PM  
I'll eat 4 helpings!
 
2012-06-17 09:27:18 PM  
I kept reading "health claims" as "health clams" and was wondering how anyone could eat 4,000 (or even 222) of them.

Health Clams: Food of the FUTURE!
 
2012-06-17 09:31:16 PM  
No little chocolate donut holes?

Huh. I guess my dinner tonight isn't the healthiest. Meal. EVER.

/I sound fat
//but I'm not
 
2012-06-17 09:35:21 PM  
Why does TFA hate America?
 
2012-06-17 09:36:56 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-17 09:40:47 PM  
As an added benefit, the blancmange can play for England at Wimbledon.
 
2012-06-17 09:43:57 PM  
Now you just have to eat that through your anus...
 
2012-06-17 09:47:31 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [i49.tinypic.com image 400x300]


What he said.
 
2012-06-17 10:04:14 PM  
Just ask this scientician!

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-17 10:13:29 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [i49.tinypic.com image 400x300]


That plate looks like garbage
 
2012-06-17 10:15:46 PM  

cretinbob: NewportBarGuy: [i49.tinypic.com image 400x300]

That plate looks like garbage British


But that's really the same thing.
 
2012-06-17 10:16:21 PM  
Did I really just hit superscript instead of strikethrough? Goddammit.
 
2012-06-17 10:39:20 PM  
But can it play tennis?
 
2012-06-17 11:13:29 PM  
I am disappoint. I was hoping it was some sort of frosting I could eat that tastes like heaven yet is the healthiest thing on earth.
 
2012-06-18 12:20:20 AM  
I don't see MetRx anywhere on the package.
 
2012-06-18 12:21:29 AM  
I totally misread that headline as 'Heaviest. Metal. EVER. I am leaving disappointed.
 
2012-06-18 12:22:01 AM  
More image macros from the "Women smiling at food" collection:

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i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-18 12:22:44 AM  

NewportBarGuy:


Mmmmmmm English Breakfast.
 
2012-06-18 12:23:35 AM  
Healthiest meal ever: After editing thousands of claims, scientists serve up a superdish


Yeah, I misread it as reading "eating thousands of clams, scientists serve up superfish'.
 
2012-06-18 12:24:56 AM  
I thought they already did this, and the healthiest food ever was a type of nut paste. Maybe that was cheapest food ever.
 
2012-06-18 12:28:09 AM  
Activated charcoal tablets? Seriously?!?!
 
2012-06-18 12:32:06 AM  
All well and good until you die of mercury poisoning from the fish.
 
2012-06-18 12:33:07 AM  
img545.imageshack.us

Super-size it!
 
2012-06-18 12:38:08 AM  
It's my body and I'll kill it any damned way I please.
 
2012-06-18 12:39:33 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought they already did this, and the healthiest food ever was a type of nut paste. Maybe that was cheapest food ever.


My nut paste is remarkably healthy.
 
2012-06-18 12:39:38 AM  
Can I get one of those, but deep-fried, with extra butter and salt?
 
2012-06-18 12:42:48 AM  
t0.gstatic.com

What a Leatherhead Food Researcher looks like.
 
2012-06-18 12:46:09 AM  
If I'm peckish later, activated charcoal tablets? How about you suck the corn out of my shiat and we call that a supermeal?
 
2012-06-18 12:53:42 AM  

FloydA: NewportBarGuy: [i49.tinypic.com image 400x300]

What he said.


What NBG and FA's atherosclerotic aortic arteries look like.
www.uaz.edu.mx
 
2012-06-18 12:53:46 AM  
Except that salmon has mercury in it, and who knows what else.
 
2012-06-18 12:55:28 AM  
Sounds expensive.
 
2012-06-18 12:56:13 AM  

404 page not found: FloydA: NewportBarGuy: [i49.tinypic.com image 400x300]

What he said.

What NBG and FA's atherosclerotic aortic arteries look like.
[www.uaz.edu.mx image 597x400]


That's a delicious looking lasagna. With Hamburger Helper on top, I'm guessing. Ooh, and it's measured in inches, my favorite.
 
2012-06-18 12:58:38 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: Except that salmon has mercury in it, and who knows what else.


fark a fish, make a wish!
 
2012-06-18 01:00:00 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: Except that salmon has mercury in it, and who knows what else.


Salmon is a fresh water fish.
 
2012-06-18 01:01:14 AM  
raw broccoli
 
2012-06-18 01:01:34 AM  
Raw liver is the Healthiest. Meal. Ever. Provides all the nutrients the body needs.

\why europeans became tall, healthy and long lived.
 
2012-06-18 01:02:28 AM  
mobile.zcommunications.org

Bread roll = loaded with gluten

As to chicken

dingo.care2.com

And of course, there's the sugar free horror of ...

curezone.com

Other than all that, this advice is busy body suckage. STFU and go have a BBQ.
 
2012-06-18 01:04:14 AM  
I hear Sweet Potatoes are good for you.
 
2012-06-18 01:05:31 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Salmon is a fresh water fish.


Sadly, nowhere is safe.
 
2012-06-18 01:07:13 AM  
You better watch out for the blancmange. Especially with Wimbledon only a week away!

orangecow.org
 
2012-06-18 01:07:47 AM  
Only the British could think cold mushed-up fish is the best thing ever.

Just eat a piece of grilled salmon.
 
2012-06-18 01:08:07 AM  
Nice.

Where's the gravy?.
 
2012-06-18 01:08:38 AM  
Salad is not food. Salad is what food eats.
 
2012-06-18 01:09:40 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [i49.tinypic.com image 400x300]


That looks terrible.
 
2012-06-18 01:14:30 AM  

404 page not found: FloydA: NewportBarGuy: [i49.tinypic.com image 400x300]

What he said.

What NBG and FA's atherosclerotic aortic arteries look like.
[www.uaz.edu.mx image 597x400]


I think I've eaten lasagna or a reasonably similar italian dish that looked a lot like that. It looks delicious.
 
2012-06-18 01:15:00 AM  

Well Armed Sheep: I hear Sweet Potatoes are good for you.


Sweet potatoes are good for you. Unfortunately, they taste like excrement.

\never actually tasted excrement, had a bad experience eating sweet potatoes at the age of four. Will never eat it again.
 
2012-06-18 01:15:52 AM  
The scientists also included their own sports drink creation which could genuinely claim to boost performance.

Bingo.

/red flags started flying when they went with "sugar free caramel" over honey. Or hell, even just freaking fruit it's for the freaking yogurt.
 
2012-06-18 01:16:36 AM  

birdistasty: Activated charcoal tablets? Seriously?!?!


Ya, that's just weird. I prefer silica packets.
 
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