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(MSNBC)   "Joey, have you ever burned in a Turkish prison?"   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 37
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2012-06-17 08:45:21 PM  
This is an entirely different kind of headline altogether.
 
2012-06-17 08:46:38 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: This is an entirely different kind of headline altogether.


This is an entirely different kind of headline.

/*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-06-17 09:10:57 PM  
This is an entirely different kind of headline.
 
2012-06-17 09:13:36 PM  

LandStander: This is an entirely different kind of headline.

 
2012-06-17 09:33:16 PM  
Methinks Subby is taking some liberties with the facts in this article. There is no mention of young kangaroos anywhere.
 
2012-06-17 09:54:50 PM  
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
 
2012-06-17 09:59:20 PM  
This is an entirely different kind of headline.
 
2012-06-17 09:59:51 PM  

As God is my witness, I thought Turkish men wouldn't fry.


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2012-06-17 10:00:45 PM  
This is what happens when you go counter with the flow!!

Now if you will excuse me, I need to hang my head over there on the wall.
 
2012-06-17 10:03:07 PM  
And some people pay good money to be flogged in a dungeon.
 
2012-06-17 10:03:34 PM  
Joey, have you ever burned in a Turkish prison brothel?
 
2012-06-17 10:05:25 PM  
Can I just drop this here then we'll see if you boys have anything interesting at all to say

"They bought their tickets; they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!"
BOY: I have a question.
STRYKER: What is it?
BOY: It's an interrogatory statement used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now.
Everybody! Assume crash positions!
I've never been more scared in my life. But at least I have a husband.
Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Excuse me, Stewardess, I speak Derp.
I've been nervous lots of times.
Were they over Macho Grande?
The white zone is for loading and unloading only
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading there is never stopping in a white zone.
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again!
Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.
Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you like to make a donation?
how about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends?
No wonder you're upset! She's lovely! And a darling figure. Supple pouting breasts. . . firm thighs . . . its a shame you two don't get along.
I take it black . . . . . . like my men.
You try to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?
Joey . . . have you ever been in a, a Turkish prison?
A hospital . . what is it? Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
The cockpit . . . what is it? Its the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important now.
Surely you can't be serious? I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres . .
Stewardess, please, let me handle this
this guy has no flying experience at'all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air. . . yes, birds too.
they're at the controls, flying the plane, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.
Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Johnny, how about some more coffee?
Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.
And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?
There's a sale at Penny's!
We're going to the tower, good luck. The tower, the tower . . . Rapunzle, Rapunzle . . .
get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where that finger's been
Where did you get that dress? Its awful . . . and those shoes, and that coat, geeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz.
No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do.
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
He's all over the place, 900 feet, up to 1300 feet . . . what an asshole.
Flight 2-0-9 now arriving gate 8- gate 9, gate 10
Municipal bonds Ted, I'm talking double A rating. . . the best investment in America.
 
2012-06-17 10:09:22 PM  
This is an entirely different kind of headline.
 
2012-06-17 10:09:48 PM  
What a Turkish prison might look like...

upload.wikimedia.org

Link
 
2012-06-17 10:11:58 PM  
oh Billy
 
2012-06-17 11:04:39 PM  
we need the jive-talk translator to make this work right

/too lazy to do it. help a brother out?
 
2012-06-17 11:11:29 PM  
www.jasonrivera.com

www.dvdtimes.co.uk
 
2012-06-17 11:20:17 PM  
They should have taken the Midnight Express.
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2012-06-17 11:26:17 PM  
Pics please
 
2012-06-17 11:54:04 PM  
Mjjt: Thanks for the trip down memory lane! I was thinking of watching that movie again--but now I don't have to!

As for the prison fire...well it's like my attempt to deep-fry thanksgiving dinner: Turkey's on fire!
 
2012-06-17 11:59:53 PM  
I just wanted to say good luck, subby, we're all counting on you.
 
2012-06-18 12:35:22 AM  
I'm guessing that being in a Turkish prison, he's probably seen a grown man naked.

/just sayin'
 
2012-06-18 12:44:02 AM  

Hector Remarkable: I just wanted to say good luck, subby, we're all counting on you.

 
2012-06-18 12:44:35 AM  
This is an entirely different kind of headline.
 
2012-06-18 01:23:28 AM  
Photo of burning Turkish-made prison:
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-06-18 01:50:14 AM  
What a pisser.
 
2012-06-18 03:53:42 AM  
Is it standard procedure to give Turkish inmates matches and gas tanks? Because that COULD be a problem.
 
2012-06-18 05:33:12 AM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
2012-06-18 05:49:51 AM  
Jim never vomits at home...
 
2012-06-18 06:13:05 AM  
Death row?
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Gobblegobble!
 
2012-06-18 06:30:24 AM  
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2012-06-18 06:37:29 AM  
 
2012-06-18 08:01:29 AM  
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"Whoa! The door don't swing that way, mister!"
 
2012-06-18 08:46:43 AM  
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There are no pigs in TurKey.
 
2012-06-18 11:31:00 AM  
"The blaze, at a jail housing about 1,000 prisoners in Sanliurfa province, occurred after a row flared up"

Well, yeah. Something had to flare up.
 
2012-06-18 12:04:34 PM  
sethstorm
Photo of burning Turkish-made prison:

Speaking as someone who drives one of those every day.... yes. You are correct. I thank god every time it makes it up a hill.
 
2012-06-18 07:07:59 PM  

falkone32: sethstorm
Photo of burning Turkish-made prison:

Speaking as someone who drives one of those every day.... yes. You are correct. I thank god every time it makes it up a hill.


That is part of why I've sworn off of nearly everything from Ford. That, and the Connect is a tax-dodge in itself, which does not favor well either.
 
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